what would an /a/ run cable anime channel look like
It would feature a lot of thinly veiled request threads.
>Talk and review shows comprised of shitflinging
>Hentai during late-night
Why do that when it's now the 2nd result on Google
It would have all these.
I wouldn't run a cable company at all because cable companies hold back progress with their draconian policies and part of the reason why the Internet is not as great as it could be.
Look how much cockblocking occurred in the VHS era due to cable companies for example.
>All those great adaptions and Yuri/Yaoi
Seven hours of footage spliced from yuri and incest anime that's just the lewd parts. This is followed by two hours of Haruhi and thirty minutes of people debating the intricacies of how Fate/Stay Night's magi can use their skills to groom dogs or whatever. After that, static for another couple hours. A static image of a character from KlK fills up the remaining air time.
I would totally participate in a debate as to how magi groom animals.
I`ll fucking get a TV if /a/ gets its own channel.
Daytime is "kiddy hour" with action shows and "manly anime." The announcer is Steve Blum
Late night is "nighttime hours" it will be mostly SoLs and Mahou Shoujo anime and the announcer is Norio Wakamoto
also random boku no pico marathons
Friday Night is voted 13 episode marathons
the commercials has underlay daiz's face with Hi10p on it for whole 30 seconds
The day after Thanksgiving till Christmas would be nothing but Christmas episodes.
Disappearance of Haruhi would air once everyday the few days before Christmas when the story takes place. Christmas Eve and Christmas would be nonstop Tokyo Godfathers.
Morning would be feel-good SOL shows.
Afternoon would be shounen.
Evening would be actual good shows.
Late night would be lewd shows.
Early morning would be a talk show about waifus.
>actual good shows
So, SOL again?
8-14 Kids shows
15-21 Shounen comedy, daily life shit
22-0 top 4 anime of the season
>/a/ in the view of /v/
Morning would be shounen and 2deep4u
Afternoon would be lewd shows.
Evening would be mahou shoujo
Late night would be SOLs.
And there will be tons of commercials to talk about waifus.
Actually, let me make a revision:
Afternoon changed to currently airing shows.
Evening changed to older shows.
Having "actual good shows" in there is silly, because they would all be good.
Half would be dedicated to Moeshit and loli
The other half would have talk shows making fun of normalfags and calling every anime in the current season shit.
Nightime spots saved for ironically bad shows like Guilty Crownl, Valvrave and Mirai Nikki
I have never seen /a/ ever talk about MAR or Desert Punk. What does /a/ think of them?
>Nightime spots saved for Boku no Pico marathon
Is Yumekui Merry really bad? It's on my backlog.
Also, why is the masterpiece that is Master of Martial Heart not on there?
Well, they're on a troll recommendation chart, so the opinion must not be very positive
MAR is a generic battle shounen be like asking what did they think of Rave.
Desert Punk last time I checked was in the list of "promising series that were marred by shitty third acts"
10AM: Kemono no Souja Erin
11AM: Shirokuma Cafe
Whatever current shows are subbed that day, minus shorts. Empty time will be padded with sports anime. Major, Ippo, etc.
7PM: Galaxy Express 999
8PM: Outlaw Star
9PM: G Gundam
12AM: Kiss x Sis
2AM: Aki Sora
3AM: Boku no Pico
5AM: Talk show about waifus and other /a/ related stuff that isn't garbage
All commercials will be shorts and skits. Strange+, PuPiPo, Plastic nee-san, skits from Pani Poni, etc.
I think this is a good example.
No anime movies or obscure artsy shit?
That list is just for weekdays.
Weekends are all movies, obscure artsy shit, and marathons.
Also, I'm assuming that each ''hour'' worth of a show will have 2 episodes shown, or what?
With exception of currently airing stuff, yes, but it's more of an example of what kind of shows would be around what time, so just running things in 30minute blocks would be fine, too.
I would cut all the OP's and ED's out, just to see people cry about it.
MAR's manga is decent, but goes sharply downhill after it devolves into endless tournaments in which case whoever summons first loses. Fun, distracting, completely without substance.
Desert Punk manga is amazing.
Yumekui Merry is an amazing manga. There was no anime adaptation.
6:00 am to 12:00 pm kids anime like pretty cure or digimon
12:00 pm to 4:00 some older stuff like TTGL or One piece and shit
4:00 to 7:00 adult but tasteful like lupin or LotGH
8:00 to 12:00 mix up, ovas like robot carnival or a satoshi kon film
12:00 am to 6:00 am lewd and stupid stupid like Seiken no Qwaser Toluvru or PSG
Boku no Pico is overrated shit. Bible Black is far superior.
Well, I'm not the one who made that list, I just spread it around. To be honest the only thing that I watched from it was the SANIC anime.
How would an /a/ talk show function?
Half of it is pretentious obscure garbage, the other half is simply shit.
There's only a handful of anime on there actually worth watching.
The network executives hire little girls to have discussions that we'd have on /a/
>I believe that the show you enjoy watching is pretty shit
>Yeah, well, you don't know what you're talking about.
>I graduated anime university you newfag
>go be gay somewhere else nerd
>youre waifu a shit!
Every night it's the same fucking thing
Everybody ends up in the fucking hospital
Monthly weekend SHAFT marathons please.
>that entire image
This is the McDonalds commercial that would air on /a/ channel:
Also, the eventual SZS marathon should be called Zetsubou Channel.
every fucking tiem
It would be just a black screen, people would be too busy discussing endlessly about who has the shitiest taste.
/a/ sings in the place of some comercials could be good.
Comedy Night with Gintama, Cromartie, Nichijou and (I can't remember any other fucking comedy anime!)
viewer count plummets
I'd love to see a request show between, say, 3-6AM Sat night/Sun morning. Ideally, it would be anchored by episodic classic shows like Kino, Black Lagoon, Galaxy Angel, etc.
This would be hilarious.
Wow, that list...
Also thank you for reminding me about Soul Link. I've seen more anime than I can remember and that is legitimately the worst show I've ever seen.
>Bartender at 9AM
Every April fools we show Boku no pico just like adult swim trolls its viewers.
At some point, they would rerun Haruhi S2, but play one of the endless eight episodes twice so it takes up NINE episodes instead.
It should have some original short animated things for bumpers between shows.
I feel like the two from Death Billiards would make really good anime channel hosts.
>Mega Haruhi Marathon
>Endless eight played 8 times
Reminds me of a dream I had recently, where I was taking a course about discussion of modern anime.
>Prof: Would anybody like to start our discussion of Kill la Kill?
>"Ryuuko a cute"
>"Fuck you, Ryuuko a shit"
>"Satsuki best girl"
>"Tfw Senketsu ;_;"
>I'm sitting there in disbelief
Jesus Christ what a nightmare, I can't imagine a talk show hosted by /a/ could be anything but terrible.
Jerry Springer with more traps.
It wouldn't fit the theme of the rest of the day.
Obviously it should be a late night/early morning show.
How is MoMH not on this?
Like cinemax but with anime.
/a/ needs a channel right now.
I would host a damn good talk show, Anon.
This isn't /m/
It wouldn't be complete without a wacky game show.
The problem with a talk show is that if anyone expresses an opinion or something goes wrong (pronunciation), /a/ would throw a shitfest.
That's the best part. This isn't The View, faggot.
Like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFaNTr44lE
A GAMBLE show!?
Oh yeah, and Detroit Metal City!
I would watch an anime channel that had one hour a day dedicated to what essentially amounts to "Ryuuko a cute" or other such wise comments and debates.
Channels run more than one day, people. Would you really just want to broadcast the same schedule every single day?
Movie Mondays: back to back anime films on monday nights at 8
Retro Tuesday Nights: Everything After 9 PM is Before 1980.
Hump Day Night: Once the sun goes down, the clothes come off.
Thursday Rumble: Battle Shounen Block starts at 5 PM
Thank God It's Friday: Viewer's Choice Roulette. Votes are collected throughout the week and a 3 hour block is assembled out of the winners.
Saturday Morning Fun: toy commercial shows
Take It Easy: Sunday block that starts at 11 AM and goes til 4PM, filled with SoL, light comedy, and maybe some harems.
Other miscellaneous blocks scattered throughout could be dedicated to new/currently airing shows, sci-fi/cyberpunk, mecha, mahou shoujo, comedy, and so on.
>having blocks be longer than one or two hours
Good luck having enough anime worth viewing.
Moeshit 24/7. Not a single good show ever shown.
All that would be needed for a /a/ talk show is a recording of a /a/ skype call or something. If you want to make a 24/7 channel you could just make a ustream/jiustin/twitch stream or something. Wouldn't be difficult except for the setup and bandwidth and whatnot.
Too bad mods would ban threads about it due to advertising.
What about a general 4chan television station?
/pol/ in charge of news reporting, /a/ in charge of late night anime, /sp/ in charge of sports commentary, /sci/ pop science show, /diy/ gets little five-minute segments, /ck/ has a weekly cooking show,
>/a/ skype call
This has happened before and it hasn't gone well.
Especially since if you have more than a few people, everyone tries to talk over each other.
There's more than enough anime to fill 6 hours at a time.
I don't get it.
Surely someone wasn't trying to hide these among everything else super shitty
Think about it in long term.
Nothing but Endless Eight marathons repeated over and over again in August.
/a/ running a cable channel?
Shit i'd fund that
6AM-12AM Shit like Pokemanz and Digimonz
1PM-5PM Stuff from jump, nardo, bleach, One part
6PM-10PM God teir shit, whatever /a/ deems good fucking teir put that shit in
11PM-5AM Hentai and waifu debates
>/g/'s timeslot consists of a video of a gentoo installation every day
So 25 minutes of the actual show and 35 minutes of commercials?
I would hire a couple of subbers (or just rip from crunchy roll just like everyone else)
I would show all the currently airing anime in Japan, on their respective days (times would be adjusted to US time, meaning it would show at like 5-6pm, not 2am the day before)
>God teir shit, whatever /a/ deems good fucking teir put that shit in
does not compute
22hrs of shonen anime
2hrs late night k-on moe block
MUH CALCULUS IS PINNACLE OF MATH! SCIENCE IS FOR SCRUBLORDS!
Today, there's a strike. I bet the jews did it.
Moeshit SOL all day (muh nonnonbiyori, muh kiniro, muh yuyushiki, etc.)
Repeat of whatever sport show they decide to plagiarize that day.
People blowing themselves up while trying to poor water.
How to make poison in 3 simple steps.
It needs to be Evanjellyon slowed 1000% all day every day.
I'd watch The /jp/ Show.
Then limit the call to a few participants at a time.
>not MUH IQ, MUH FREE WILL, MUH CONSCIOUSNESS, MUH QUANTUM PSEUDOSCIENCE, MUH TIME TRAVEL.
>The /jp/ Show
>anything other than 60 minutes of trains with 2hu commercials
Start one then.
>mfw "Daiz Says" segment in between some shows
>How to make poison in 3 simple steps.
With Gordon Ramsay.
>People blowing themselves up while trying to pour water.
At least 300% better than what Toonami currently is.
Take that as you will.
>>The /jp/ Show
>>anything other than 60 minutes of trains with 2hu commercials
Who are you quoting?
>that list of aired shows
if this shit could last 9 years, /a/'s TV channel could have a chance
>reruns of Citizen Kane, Twin Peaks, and Classic Who
To add onto this, I would actually have two channels, one with the anime, and another identical channel with a small chat-box at the bottom that you can circlejerk chat in (from your phone, computer, etc)
moe shows to males and yuri 24/7.
>whatever is the most obscure band at the moment
/a/-Channel. Show of the year, all years.
Remind me of this.
But if they show it it won't be obscure anymore.
Would watch every night.
I'm laughing my ass off
You guys...we should make a podcast about /a/. You know. For science
Mosts podcasts are TERRRRRIBLE, though
Wow. That guy doesn't like wasps.
>not ripped directly from Krautchan
Fuck this normalfag bullshit.
I'm missing a screenshot from later in the thread where a guy proposes a contraption made out of a lobster, a mole, and some other odds and ends.
Wasps are fucking awful.
Boku no Pico 24/7
(USER WURDE FÜR DIESEN POST GESPERRT)
I read that as contraception at first. Was confused for a while there.
I don't know a single person who does.
Nahh, /diy/ is more...
>Hey I want to make this fission reactor, but I know nothing about chemistry or nuclear physics. How should I do it?
>What's the best way to learn electronics?... thread #1,743
>Shipping container house thread #3,247
>Hey guys, I have no creativity or drive to make anything, give me a project to work on
>Hey /diy/ I don't know how to use basic hand-tools and my house is falling apart, what do?
Classic Toonami in the early morning
SoL all day
Shonen shit for after high schools let out
Then back to SoL and harem series until the toonami block starts again
Anyone here watch Zoids Chaotic Century before school?
>Daiz segment opens with a summoning ritual
That was the shit. Zoids left a vivid imprint on me as a kid. Liger Zero was the first kit I ever got, and it was the worst as well, since the very first set I bought was missing the motor to make it move and instructions, and the second kit was missing the rubber bits to keep the legs together.
I can already see it.
>Magic circle appears on screen
>Summoning words start to pop from it
>Suddenly white smoke explosion
>Daiz appears from it and starts talking about the stuff he always does.
>anime reviews during commercial breaks
It would be nice if we could get this kind of thing going for like maybe a week in a month, or even one day where it's broken up into the segments people mentioned with various hosts.
It'd just be nice to hear the voice of other /a/nons discussing animu. I'd feel less lonely or something. I'm so lonely these days.
Why don't you get some friends from /a/?
What's a google?
Half of the commercials would be Gachimuchi
Everyone should do this.
>R.O.D the TV
you're a nigger with a hard r
Make a Skype group, faggot.
Nah, i just grabbed the two most antisocial faggots i could find and linked them to /a/, skip half a year and we are discussing waifus and why imotcho is bad even by echi standards
R.O.D the TV is actually alright, Anita is love.
How bout some g/a/meshow?
Participant would battle it out for some anime merchandise or something.
12 anons will be pit against each other would be amusing
Looking back, one of them has even gone full hikki.
They were /a/nons at heart anyway, they are at home now.
I made one. Now what?
I'd like to see something like r/a/dio, except with video. Mostly anime with the commercials being nico videos and /a/ sings and the like. The non anime stuff could be talk shows or whatever.
Yeah, exactly. The problem is getting people that want to do that, people who are GOOD at discussion and then content as well.
I don't have anyone to add
Can't you make the group public or something so anyone can join?
Try it and you'll just get instant bitching. Too many faggots on /a/ get upset when other people have fun.
DAMEDAME and DUWANG funded subs only.
I'd do it except for the fact that I'd have no idea how to set it up, and even then I don't have the money to do so. And even after all that you'd have to deal with copyright notices and all that jazz.
>implying it has to be a legit channel
Just stream some shit on justin.tv.
>coming home to my black friend talking about this weird channel that was full of porn and then suddenly little girl cartoons
>say it creeped him the fuck out
Can I? I don't know how to do that
You have to be invited. Post up your Skype so that everybody can add you and you can then drag them in to the group. Go ahead. I want to be apart of this.
Alright then, cog.jake. Lets do it
How do I into skype?
I want this, too.
Download and install skype then add that name to your contacts
12AM-6AM: Movies, OVAs, cult favorites. May start earlier than midnight if new season material finishes up.
6AM- 12PM: shows from last season/year
12-4PM: Varied "classics"
4-8PM: Misc. shows that cycle out upon episode run completion.
8PM-12AM: What's airing this season
No commercials. Leftover time filled by shorts.
What are we going be discussing exactly?
I've added you, Jake in the Hood.
Waifu Talk show.
Talks about why your waifu is shit and a slut.
The host would wear a mask/pixelated to protect his identity.
Also phonecalls from viewers are opened.
This call is gay as heck
Yes it is.
What are you fags discussing?
How to be little girls
Zero things, atm.
If we don't have commercials how are we going to buy the rights to animus and play them on the network?
Has anything started yet
It's literally the most autistic people you'll ever talk to. They're using Skype text instead of their mics to talk.
anon-kun is shy.
I put up skype and everything, are you the one with Panty image?
I got people to talk now.
Thanks for sharing.
Doki doki shiteru itsumo kimi no kararingu.
We don't know why we're bumping anymore.
jake.cog add me on skype ill invite you to the call. We're talking about dicks. Not really though.
>implying legend of blue wolves is bad
Well, that was interesting.
what's the talk about really?
Just what you'd expect. Animu and stuff
I liked both that and New Century Zero.
I miss them.
>/a/'s face when such a channel features a series in dub