How does this make you feel /a/?
Slightly aroused. Please, like when you are sitting in a park on a sunny day and a nice breeze cools your body.
Rei should have grown her hair out.
Asuka looks cute with short hair,
I love both, so it's ok for me.
my life is a lie
Asuka's hotbloodedness is something I see more with short haired girls and Rei's cool personality is what I see more with the mysterious girl with long hair.
Eva is truly a deconstruction
asuka is still perfect
rei still a shit
Sometimes a lie is better than the truth.
A bit hungry.
I should grab some food.
Glad I'm not the only one who sees the appeal.
you should eat it too
Why can't the best girls be together. Is there any good doujin with them?
That Rei is one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen
are you fucking kidding me
Nah, Rei having shorter hair makes sense. She doesn't have the social awareness to maintain long hair.
>cute girls make you feel hungry
Don't make it lewd. They're just good friends...really good friends.
Asuka looks kinda genki sports girl, and Rei seems more like an ojousama or something.
Wow. Besides the great fanservice, this is quite an epic drawing.
But you know, good girl friend kiss each other sometimes.
That got lewd fast.
Yeah but it's just a platonic open mouth kiss.
Do you have the full version of that picture? I've been trying for ages to find it but my google-fu is failing me.
They only thing Rei could do to be even more perfect is letting her hair grow.
I feel the same with Madoka.
I think it's kinda cute.
Go be an obnoxious faggot somewhere else.
Both of them look so much better this way.
I'm pretty sure it's just kept like that because of Gendo's creepiness, there's a billion different short hair styles. Growing it out would be good character growth
Someone on /sp/ just got a new waifu it seems.
What the hell is that picture. moot, what are you doing?
I actually like both of them with their hair long. Although short hair Asuka is still pretty good.
I'm confused, why are Rei and Asuka being lewd together?
Last time I checked they weren's exactly on what you would call friendly terms.
Rei looks impossibly beautiful, Asuka's still alright.
I also think it's because of Gendo. Probably he asks her to keep her hair short, so h could always rember how beautiful Yui was.
They're bonding. Turns out it was all sexual tension.
because we're on /a/
Gendo had some serious fucking issues.
>Asuka and Rei being best girls together
This is truly a thread of refined tastes.
Her round-ass hair is supposed to look like the moon, I think. 'Cause symbolism. Though it's also probably because Gendo is a creepy fucko, yes.
Nobody faping to doujin notices this.
I took a taco induced shit this morning and it was still more enjoyable that 3.0
That's probably why he rapes Rei.
Official art supports it. It's nice to see them happy together sometimes.
Most of ReixAsuka doujins shows one dominating the other. No real love. A shame.
I like to watch this gif while listening to Cruel Angel Thesis
But I need my tender love fix.
Understatement of the decade man.
It has nothing to do with Gendo having issues.
She's Yui's clone so she has her haircut by anime standards..
How come Eva doesn't get magazine spreads anymore?
Because it's done.
Wait until we start getting more news on 4.0.
There's only the one with Asuka and her lance for 3.0 though.
I hope it starts again for 4.0
Why should I give a shit?
evafags are trying to scare the homos away from /a/
Why is Rei such a filthy slut?
Because she gets a new hymen everytime she dies.
Why you said it, Asuka?
Well, you aren't so bad after all.
That's because I'm a homo too.
That sounds delightful.
Red and blue only. No grey.
Fuck off fagtron, this a 100% hetero thread.
>muh social retardation
Am I doing it right?
We don't want your kind here.
NGE Kaworu is alright. His fans and his counterparts are utter cancer though.
Right next to each other
I'm okay with it. Asuka looks good no matter what, and long hair actually makes Rei attractive. But Asuka is still better
Even Asukafags can't compete with Kaworufags when it comes to being the most annoying fans.
You have no evidence those hymens are getting popped. None.
>and long hair actually makes Rei attractive
Short hair looks perfect on Rei.
Uhm, what do you think Gendo is doing when he uses his cool personal floor elevator?
A worthy cause.
Imagine if Asuka, Shinji and Mari find long hair Rei 03 in the wasteland in 4.44
Suddenly /a/ will be Anno's bitch and all will be wrong with the world.
>red and blue make purple
Long haired Rei is a miracle
Would you a futa Rei, /a/?
He's got Ritsuko for that, anything else is conjecture. At most we would have done that to Q since he doesn't have Ritsuko anymore.
At least this Eoe scene was rapey as fuck, can we agree on that?
Only dick in the room should be mine
Too much color and hetero is a sin.
Kaworu or Adam?
everyone saying that rei should have longer hair haven't get the character at all, she is the most pragmatic, goal-guided person of the cast (even Asuka says it)
Long hair is useless for her, so she cuts it. Rei with long hair wouln be Rei
>hetero is a sin
>would you let a futa Rei you?
It's after she starts to open up and decides to do something just because. Growing hair can be character development too.
That's very sad, old man.
Get away from my son, foul demon.
>IMP-lying her hair is short for any other reason than Gendo's Yui spank bank
Is it time?
Yeah, but you also see Rei's uncomfortableness with it, and how that is the straw that broke the camel's back. If that was a common occurrence she probably would have made her peace and had been more comfortable with it.
I might watch the rebuilds if something like this happens
It's always time.
I love you too Asukafags~
No you fucking samefag.
THIS is why we can't have nice things.
god damn I would drag my balls through 100 miles of AIDS infested syringes and rusty screws just so i could hear her farts over a walkie-talkie
But I got these just for you~
That's not a dick, but Asuka's hand on Rei's tight little cunt. But, yes. I would.
You already have a thread you can go be gay as fuck in.
Yeah, but you guys aren't in it.
I get kind of saddened when they're together and happy like that, since they never get to be. But that's what makes it so good too.
Stop talking, gynoid.
For good reason.
Shut up Rei, adults are talking.
Well that's no fun.
Not enough best girl itt.
Time to post more Shinji.
If you let them divide and conquer, the fujoshits win.
If thread's not going to stay on topic someone should repost the Rei screenshots.
I would 100% be a reifag were this the case.
How the fuck are they in all three EVA threads up right now?
It's not many, it's mainly a very angry fujoshit shitposter whose been around. They're batshit, don't question it.
>It's not many
Get a load of this delusional faggot.
I'd say it's one guy but the posts are too fast.
>a very angry fujoshit shitposter
I don't think so.
Nothing can overcome us.
Once again I fail to arrive before fujoshit worst pairing image dump fucks up the thread.
One hamplanet who can never have a body like this?
I'm sure, fujoshit.
Reminder to report the image dumping shitposter.
Kaworu has the best ass of anyone on the show by far.
There are at least two of us.
actually an improvement
only right is good
And this shitposting will only intensify when 4.0 releases. Damn.
I wonder if Kaworufags are aware of how much of a bad name they're giving their character if they like him that much, which is a shame because he isn't god tier but he isn't terrible either.
Would you guys let Rei dominate you? I always fantasize about obeying her and being submissive to her at all.
Looks like I'm right. I'll give ya a Twinkie if you stop shitposting.
No need. I get full from just watching Shinji-kun eat.
How the fuck does that even work? Rei is the most submissive character imaginable.
Do you even know her? She wouldn't do anything.
Well they were irrelevant and almost nonexistent before 3.0, but now they are the worst thing around. I guess it's an upgrade in a way.
Sounds like you've been watching him eat a little too much, maybe try watching him run.
No. Not even near. Rewatch everything.
Yet you post a kaworu pic too. But I get what you mean, I used to like him. still like NGE Kaworu but this is fucking shit. Anyway there are better threads to be in. See ya
>he hasn't worm B-Worm
That doujin had the best characterization for a Rei doujin; why wouldn't Rei just sit with a book while being fucked in the ass?
I just can't see her being dominant.
Girl knows how to bulk and cut.
Maybe if you tried eating some more, your breasts would actually grow somewhat.
Why are you so mad?
Because Kaworu completely destroyed your shit waifu in EoE?
Fujos getting maaaad.
Why be mad when Anno is personally getting down on his knees for me?
There is exactly two types of KowaruXShinji-fags.
The /a/ssholes who post it ironically to get a rise out of the NGE fanbase and the really delusional fujoshits who think its real and Anno is tactically hiding all the homo-love in piano overtures.
The former dumps the pictures and the latter makes the pictures.
I thought Rei had bigger tits than Asuka.
>proud of Rebuild pandering
>we will never have good Eva girl threads again
You know, I'm pretty suspicious if these Kaworufags are actually Eva fans and not just shitposters fucking with us.
Kaworufags are the only real EVA fans. Everyone else are delusional shippers and waifutards.
You're fucking joking.
You did realize a decent amount of the pictures here come from Khara, right?
The irony of this post, it's enough to drive someone insane.
>Implying Kawoshin pandering started with Rebuild
Yeah, it's poster
Nah, they are fujoshi. This is how fujoshi are.
Kaworufans were the one responsible for translating most of the moon material during the general threads. What were the waifufags doing? Shipping and flinging shit as usual
You mean for advertising purposes.
>advertising = canon now
>implying the awkward gay piano sequence wasn't pure pandering on a level never before seen
Waifufags support their pairing by making shitty fanfiction, doujins, and circlejerking on Evageeks.
Kawoshinfags support their pairing by watching the show and all the canon material Khara releases.
>Translating some irrelevant ship pandering is doing a service to the community
Fucking evageeks did more for Eva than you creeps. Goddamn.
Yeah, advertising a pairing that actually exists in the show.
Not to mention, Kawoshin produced fanmaterial are much higher quality than anything the waifufags shit out.
No one here is shipping but you.
And the rest of Japan.
All things that should be done away with for the good of the series.
Ignore and report, anon. This person is mental.
Don't respond to b8.
There isn't any bait here Anon.
I want an Eva spinoff with Kaworu and Shinji as Shota.
Your fellow fans have expressed those sort of thoughts(of course, by pretending they are another character's fans) many times. It's not bait.
Did Kaworu bite himself?
That would be adorable.
But would they be lewd shota?
Considering how retarded their logic is (case in point >>100443396 and >>100443636), yeah, it's b8.
Why are waifufags filled with so much hate?
Explains why they hate Kawoshin, it's 2pure4them
shhh no tears now
gaaaaah i wish i was gayer then i actually am. fuck
Ending of 2.22 incoming
Stick around, and maybe you'll get your wish.
The power of hand holding
Fuck, at this point I think I'd stroll on over to Evageeks and ask for a waifu thread there instead.
That's kawaii as fuck.
Shinji and Kaworu get married at the end of 4.0
whhooooaaaa saving THAT
No, this is all true in their minds anon.
I'm not entirely sure if imagedumping and overtaking a thread while expressing your dislike of everyone else paints a picture of a non-hateful person.
Sounds like /a/
stop with the gay shit guys
Waifufags are free to post their own images, nobody ever said they weren't allowed to.
Why isn't there more fanart of Rei 1?
Because Rei a shit
Who is being hateful?
I love every character in Evangelion.
I also want Shinji to be happy, hence Kawoshin thread.
Rei 1 is a qt though.
The thread wasn't an imagedump. Those are for /c/ and /cm/ etc.
Also, I think no one else would want to be associated with your autism.
Wouldn't dump someone I like into a shithole.
Looks like a typical waifu thread to me.
This wasn't a thread for Kawoshin in the first place.
No one on /a/ likes Kawoshin.
See, look, you're being negative and hateful again.
Leave if you don't want to be here, but you're welcome to stay if you want.
I'm on /a/. I like Kawoshin.
There's about 8 of us in this thread right now, anon.
Being on /a/ doesn't make you apart of /a/.
My fact still stands.
Why are fujoshi so butthurt in eva threads? I never saw shit like this happen before.
We should be more understanding Anon. Though they feel they've been cheated screentime of their waifu from the latest Rebuild, we wouldn't want to extol the same hatred as they do.
There's only two of you.
It's not that hard to tell.
And how does one become a 'part of /a/'?
That's retarded, anyone who posts regularly is a part of /a/.
The post times tell a much sadder story.
Make that 2 dozen.
Why are waifufags so against seeing Shinji happy?
I just want him to be happy.
Never felt so many pokapoka until the Mushibugyo well scene.
There are places where you can do your image dumps, you could have started your own thread. I'm staying and being as negative as I want to be just to keep your shitty sense of entitlement in check. Don't want negativity? Fuck you. you shouldn't have derailed the thread.
The thread was going nowhere to begin with. We just gave it direction.
The thread wasn't so much derailed as the topic was just discussed to exhaustion.
Time for some soup, Rei :)
>tfw I cried when they cancelled her supper
Then you should have let it die and start your own. You earn all the negativity you take.
When the thread has nowhere to go, it dies. Other threads get made. You image dumping for no reason and making terribly delusional posts is absolutely unnecessary. The thread has no direction now, you're just forcing it. Like the generals.
Why? Better to contain Eva content into minimum threads rather than clog up the board.
Goddammit I can't believe we're being flooded with meta shit again.
Why not make your own thread if you want to image dump? This was clearly for Eva girls.
They all suck. Your self insert agrees.
They have a thread >>100443573
Perhaps we should go discuss eva girls there?
Yeah, and we're posting Shinji.
What's the problem?
do you mind Rei dumps?
It looks to me that janitors actually do their jobs over there.
What do you think Rei's cooking tastes like?
How fucking considerate. Wouldn't want to tick off others. Right.
is this the qtest face ever y/y
You should step on by to the one on /y/, as well.
Get your ass banned.
You know it.
There's nothing restricting discussing girls in the rules, though.
she's a fucking vegan or something
Not >>100437889 but found this one on foolz. Haven't tried looking for one without annotations.
at least it would give them work
I wouldn't risk it.
Search for "japanese delinquent" next time.
Somebody sounds amazingly butthurt.
>do you mind Rei dumps?
Of course not. Go ahead.
You're doing nothing but being an asshole.
I highly doubt this isn't b8. But there's no reason to not make your own thread if you're actually serious about this.
It's just that
Sounds more like an invitation to me.
Well yeah. You can't post pics of girls however. You need to be subtle though.
You mean, like post traps?
Sad thing is there's already a Kawuguuu thread. They're just choosing to shit this one up.
Depends. How butthurt does /y/ get when they're invaded?
/y/ would be too disgusting for my eyes and mind. I simply cannot. No one really should.
Wow. Dicks. Dicks everywhere.
I got public access to plenty of public computers. maybe I'll have some fun once I'm free.
Look's like the girl from the Girlfriend of Steel games
You're a good man.
They seemed to have shut now. We should have thought of this earlier.
Go and find out for yourself, neckbeard.
payback is payback, I'm still gonna do it.
Hahaha, I love it.
I look forward to it. I really do.
Prove your edge, neckbeard.
Oh shit nigger
He's mad now
I might come with you.
What happened with the no negativity thing?
how large is your rei folder guys
I'll enjoy watching your posts get deleted.
I'm a messy guy, I probably got like 30 different ones scattered around, I really wouldn't know
The idea of getting his home board raided gave him rectal ragnarok.
And the fact that we're laughing at him.
Not mad or being negative. Just slightly amused.
By all means, go post. See you on 4chan next year.
Oh she mad. Well more mad. What a freak.
It was always being a hypocrite anon. You miss all those posts whining about how awful waifufags are compared to fujoshits?
Bitch just got friendzoned.
Let us know when you do. I want to watch the fireworks as they go off.
I don't want to feel these feels you are making me feel
Good. Shinji doesn't deserve a girl like Rei. He should spent the rest of his life pegged by Mari.
So now we officially know the Kaworufag is either on his own or with a friend, and he's crossboarding scum from /y/ trying to start shit in /a/.
And raiding /y/ makes him upset.
Thanks for telling us all of your secrets.
Doubled teamed. By Mari and Asuka. As Kaworu watches tied to a chair.
>implying Mari isn't his daughter
That just makes me harder.
Your point being?
Should be more than enough.
There needs to be a doujin of this.
>Implying Shinji could get hard from anyone else but Kaworu
I see an Anon with 100k.
I need your Rebuild rei folder.
Shinji doesn't need to be erect to be peg by Mari and Asuka.
I'm a pleb, I have like 188mb of pictures and a few clips.
HAHA oh my you fujoshits are so naive.
They're going to be violating every one of Shinji-kun's orfices as Kaworu watches.
check the archive
So we're packing more than enough heat to give the fujoshi a taste of their own medicine. This is going to be fun.
If the archive won't work, I'll upload as a zip I guess
>what is prostrate stimulation
Why is short hair Asuka a miracle of the universe?
Not on Anno's watch.
when did this happen?
She looks better with long hair imo.
Rei with long hair just doesn't look like Rei.
I have 1k or so pics. My Asuka folder is bigger.
I feel so smalltime.
>Implying Shinji has a dick in the first place
Anno isn't here to save your precious Shinji-kun.
He doesn't need a dick to be raped.
Kaworu is best EVA.
Shinji is best girl.
You mean the guy who had him fap over a comatose girl's body till he came all over?
I don't know but wish there was more.
Max images already?
Anno isn't here to save /y/ either.
Kawoshin picture was the last image posted.
Our work is done here, Anno would be proud.
>You mean the guy who had him fap over a comatose girl's body till he came all over?
Anno is going to have the fat nigger, Asuka, and Mari rape the fuck out of Shinji in Final. The fat nigger will cum on Shinji's face.
You waifufags are delusional to think you can get away with invading /y/.
Indeed, though I do this out of my love for both Kaworu and Shinji.
Pfttt what will happen?
Why not just make Shinji the official cumbucket of Wille? I'm sure Misato wants a piece of that boypussy as well.
Still so butt flustered.
>You waifufags are delusional to think you can get away with invading /y/.
That's because we really can.
She'll cry, you big meanie.
No Mari, is shit.
Nothing, because /y/ is a much slower board than I imagined. Last Eva thread as over two weeks ago with only 10 posts.
The time will come in /cm/
You actually went on /y/? What a fag.
/y/ would be grateful to us for increasing activity.
what are their personalities?
So witty, fujostrash.
Well, the end of this thread was at least somewhat redeemed when the fujoshi panicked.
Not too bad, guys.
>Waifufags confirmed for secretly enjoying looking at dicks.
No wonder why Kawoshin pisses you off so much. You're actually gay for Kaworu and are too scared to admit it. It all makes sense now.
Of course, that's what it pisses me, to see him with Shinji, Kaworu is for me. That ship will burn.
Damn why do I believe in such hocopocus shit.
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Not according to >>100449494
why those black bars everywhere?
You can crop it.
properly taken screenshots should already be cropped
Yeah, tell that to a madman
Can't post this GIF here because of the filesize limit, but see the filename it's posted with.
It's exactly what it says it is.
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