You can choose only one
bat snail corpse
in that order
Shinobu. That was easy.
Shinobu. But the other two are almost perfect as well.
None because I'm not a pedo
If she can still change her age all the better
oooh hard one
Blonde loli vampires are really the best but the other two would be taken if I could choose more than one.
cute not pedo
But you are.
Anyone in their right mind would believe that OP implied that 1 of these girls of your picking shall be loved and cherished.
Only a pedo like you would fantasize that they're for fulfilling your sexual desires.
>Vampire that is hundreds of years old
I'm not following you here.
Shinobu. Mayoi is my favorite character, but Shinobu is just raw lewd.
I choose best girl, which happens to be Snail
Why do the 2 best characters die/disappear in the second season?
I finished watching it last week and I'm still mad.
>using the "she's 600 years old card"
She looks like a child, thats what matters.
That wasn't hard.
Dem hips, doz thighs, dat ass, dit tummy
[X]Touch fuzzy eyebrows
I swear I want to get off to that picture, but their bodies seem so off.
So you would fuck a 10 year old if she looked 18? What a pedo.
I don't get the appeal of corpse. She's entertaining with her deadpan delivery and silly hat, but is that it?
All of them are annoying and unfunny.
Being attracted to the childs body is not healthy, being attracted to an 18 year olds body is normal. Regardless of actual ages.
As long as she is mentally capable of making an informed decision who cares what she looks like. Midgets look like children and they have sex.
She's really cute? A little kuu too. She's quirky I guess.
18 isn't a universal age of consent.
It's Cute AND Pedo
Man since when has /a/ been full of stupid fucking fags who cry about sexy lolis.
Since /v/'s normalfags started seeping in here. So about a year and a half ago
They're all great and delicious, but Shinobu is the best.
You can't stop me from choosing all of them, OP.
>pedo instead of lolicon
Get a load of this faggot.
All of them
An 18 year olds body is subjective, and derivative. There's no difference between it and a 16 year olds body.
So what you're saying is, its okay to fuck her if she looks mature, even if her mind isn't.
But you can't fuck a 22 year old girl with a mature mind who looks like she is underage
You're the sick fuck here you backwards as piece of shit. You probably won't even be able to tell me the real reason why its illegal to fuck a kid, just eat up what you hear like the blind sheep you are.
Damn. Look at those vagina bones.
Hard choice. I'll go with the snail.
It's not. Most of those people are just trying to sit up shit.
>Regardless of actual ages
How is this even hard? Hachijuji all the way, always!
One is dead, one is deader, and one comes with a free Ararararagi. There is no choice.
I pick ranka
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OH NOW YOU'RE TURNING BACK TO NORMAL CAPTCHA? WELL FUCK YOU TOO, YOU CUMBUBBLING SHITDRINKER.
is this supposed to be a challenge?
Just pay moot his shekels you slack-jawed ape.
Why are people so afraid of thinking about loli's?
I would if he used paypal
I'm not touchinig Shekelcoins or Creditcards
I miss monogatari. It always brightened up my week.
Think whatever the hell you want in the sanctity of your own mind.
I'm going to watch this show, no, the entire series for the first time right now.
Best girl, obviously
Vamp -- because she has adult forms.
Have fun, it's one of my favorite anime of all time.
I thought that too, until S2.
Lucky you. I wish I could watch it for the first time again.
The end of her arc was 10x better than of the show itself. RIPIP
The funny thing is, the end of her first arc was the same for me. When we discover she's been invisible to Hitagi all along. Mayoi made both seasons, for me.
right to left
Snail > Bat > Doll
They're all top-tier
choose your starter pokemon lolicons
>choosing anything but squirtle
It's the cutest.
Is Hachikuji a slut?
No, she's pure
Good thing Bulbasaur is also the best option.
Always pick grass.
No, she's a ghost
She's so pure that she turned into a ghost.
I always choose Charmander.
LOOK AT THE PURITY
SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER
Get a debit card. If you have a checking account you should have a debit card.
Oh, so you want to play with that vulvasaur?
just do it.
I've done it multiple times
People that pick Charmander are extroverted idiots. No exceptions. Same applies for most fire starters.
Damn, Squirtle was my childhood pick, but I like Shinobu better.
>3 of the oldest characters in all of monogatari
We just like to play the game on hard difficulty.
>trying to use pokeymans to determine personality
And I thought I was autistic. I just like fire themed anything. And dragons.
From left to right
>Older than dirt
Not him, but out of the three pokemon games I played I chose a different type each time.
ALl of them have two thing in common.
Loli-ism and They can't die
The dragons are really not helping your case. There's always "that guy" who goes for those kind of creatures.
Snail isn't Christmas cake, she's only 23.
I've liked dragons since I was a little kid. Sue me.
I have some news for you, anon.
When are we getting more of this show?
But if you watched the anime then you'd know that snail/cow girl died for realz after the darkness came after her.
At least he isn't the faggot that had a hard on for wolves.
True. But the "righteous and powerful" guy with fire and dragons isn't much better.
That was toward her true love. Therefore, pure.
you got me there
Me, of course!
so much shit taste in this thread
I don't think any one of them are little girls mentally.
they're all technically of age. besides corpse?
>Implying she can not change her looks to be older if you feel guilty liking her.