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You can choose only one
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bat snail corpse

in that order
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Shinobu. That was easy.
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Shinobu.
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Shinobu. But the other two are almost perfect as well.
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Teen Bat
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>>100436818
Shinobu.
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Snail.
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None because I'm not a pedo
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>>100436928
This
If she can still change her age all the better
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oooh hard one

Snail
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Blonde loli vampires are really the best but the other two would be taken if I could choose more than one.

Peace peace.
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Shinobu.
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>>100437007
cute not pedo
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>>100437007
But you are.

Anyone in their right mind would believe that OP implied that 1 of these girls of your picking shall be loved and cherished.

Only a pedo like you would fantasize that they're for fulfilling your sexual desires.
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>>100437007
>Vampire that is hundreds of years old
> Pedo


I'm not following you here.
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Shinobu
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Cat
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Shinobu. Mayoi is my favorite character, but Shinobu is just raw lewd.
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>>100436818
I choose best girl, which happens to be Snail
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Why do the 2 best characters die/disappear in the second season?
I finished watching it last week and I'm still mad.
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Snail.
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>>100437217
>using the "she's 600 years old card"

She looks like a child, thats what matters.
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Snail.

That wasn't hard.
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Vamp.
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Monkey

Dem hips, doz thighs, dat ass, dit tummy

[X]Touch fuzzy eyebrows
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>>100437138
I swear I want to get off to that picture, but their bodies seem so off.
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>>100437402
So you would fuck a 10 year old if she looked 18? What a pedo.
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I don't get the appeal of corpse. She's entertaining with her deadpan delivery and silly hat, but is that it?
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All of them are annoying and unfunny.
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>>100437495
Being attracted to the childs body is not healthy, being attracted to an 18 year olds body is normal. Regardless of actual ages.
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>>100437495
#rekt
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>>100437402
As long as she is mentally capable of making an informed decision who cares what she looks like. Midgets look like children and they have sex.
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>>100437513
She's really cute? A little kuu too. She's quirky I guess.
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>>100437592
18 isn't a universal age of consent.
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>>100437138
WRONG

It's Cute AND Pedo
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Man since when has /a/ been full of stupid fucking fags who cry about sexy lolis.
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>>100437958
Since /v/'s normalfags started seeping in here. So about a year and a half ago
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>>100436818

They're all great and delicious, but Shinobu is the best.
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You can't stop me from choosing all of them, OP.

>>100437007
>pedo instead of lolicon
Get a load of this faggot.
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>>100436818
All of them
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>>100437592
An 18 year olds body is subjective, and derivative. There's no difference between it and a 16 year olds body.

So what you're saying is, its okay to fuck her if she looks mature, even if her mind isn't.

But you can't fuck a 22 year old girl with a mature mind who looks like she is underage

You're the sick fuck here you backwards as piece of shit. You probably won't even be able to tell me the real reason why its illegal to fuck a kid, just eat up what you hear like the blind sheep you are.
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>>100437138
Damn. Look at those vagina bones.
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>>100436818
Hard choice. I'll go with the snail.
>>100437958
It's not. Most of those people are just trying to sit up shit.
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>>100437592
>Regardless of actual ages
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>>100436818
Yotsugi
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>>100436818
How is this even hard? Hachijuji all the way, always!
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>>100436818
One is dead, one is deader, and one comes with a free Ararararagi. There is no choice.
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>>100436818
I pick ranka
>Error: You seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again. times 10
OH NOW YOU'RE TURNING BACK TO NORMAL CAPTCHA? WELL FUCK YOU TOO, YOU CUMBUBBLING SHITDRINKER.
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is this supposed to be a challenge?
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>>100440746
Just pay moot his shekels you slack-jawed ape.
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はちくじ
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Why are people so afraid of thinking about loli's?
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>>100440823
I would if he used paypal
I'm not touchinig Shekelcoins or Creditcards
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I miss monogatari. It always brightened up my week.
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>Thought crimes
Think whatever the hell you want in the sanctity of your own mind.
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>>100440954
I'm going to watch this show, no, the entire series for the first time right now.


Peace!
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Best girl, obviously
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>>100436818
Vamp -- because she has adult forms.
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>>100441034
Enjoy.
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>>100441034
Have fun, it's one of my favorite anime of all time.
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>>100441059
I thought that too, until S2.
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>>100441034
Lucky you. I wish I could watch it for the first time again.
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>>100441165
The end of her arc was 10x better than of the show itself. RIPIP
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>>100441810
The funny thing is, the end of her first arc was the same for me. When we discover she's been invisible to Hitagi all along. Mayoi made both seasons, for me.
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>>100436818
right to left
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>>100436818
Best Girl
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Snail > Bat > Doll
They're all top-tier
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choose your starter pokemon lolicons
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>>100443428
Bulba.
Always Bulba.
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>>100443428
>choosing anything but squirtle
It's the cutest.
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Is Hachikuji a slut?
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>>100443826
No, she's pure
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>>100443428
Good thing Bulbasaur is also the best option.
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>>100443428
Always pick grass.
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>>100443826
No, she's a ghost
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>>100443856
She's so pure that she turned into a ghost.
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>>100443428
I always choose Charmander.
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>>100443856
>>100444071
o rly?
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>>100444204
LOOK AT THE PURITY

SHE DOESN'T KNOW ANY BETTER
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>>100440938
Get a debit card. If you have a checking account you should have a debit card.
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>>100443606
Oh, so you want to play with that vulvasaur?
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>>100444234
o rly?
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>>100437480
just do it.
I've done it multiple times
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>>100444186
People that pick Charmander are extroverted idiots. No exceptions. Same applies for most fire starters.
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>>100443428
Damn, Squirtle was my childhood pick, but I like Shinobu better.
Doushio?
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>>100444278
>vulvasaur
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>>100436818

>3 of the oldest characters in all of monogatari
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>>100444350
We just like to play the game on hard difficulty.
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>>100444350
>trying to use pokeymans to determine personality
And I thought I was autistic. I just like fire themed anything. And dragons.
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>>100444421

From left to right

>Great grandmother
>Christmas cake
>Older than dirt
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Snail/cow
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>>100444350
Not him, but out of the three pokemon games I played I chose a different type each time.
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Undead
Ghost
Vampire

ALl of them have two thing in common.

Loli-ism and They can't die
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>>100444453
The dragons are really not helping your case. There's always "that guy" who goes for those kind of creatures.
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>>100444471

Snail isn't Christmas cake, she's only 23.
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>>100444557
I've liked dragons since I was a little kid. Sue me.
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>>100444549

>Snail
>can't die

I have some news for you, anon.
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When are we getting more of this show?
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>>100444549
But if you watched the anime then you'd know that snail/cow girl died for realz after the darkness came after her.
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>>100444557
At least he isn't the faggot that had a hard on for wolves.
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>>100444773
True. But the "righteous and powerful" guy with fire and dragons isn't much better.
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>>100444293
That was toward her true love. Therefore, pure.
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>>100444982
you got me there
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Me, of course!
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so much shit taste in this thread
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>>100445407
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>>100437007
I don't think any one of them are little girls mentally.
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>>100437007
they're all technically of age. besides corpse?
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>>100437402
>Implying she can not change her looks to be older if you feel guilty liking her.



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