Who is your waifu and what does she do?
pic related, she's a fleet commander and a general badass
You have good taste anon. I really hope she survives the war.
she's a ice sorcerer and a general qt
Of course she will anon.
It only took him what, 10 years to write a new book?
almost as cool as cirno
Almost. The first set of novels were about 2-3 years apart and then the most recent took 9. I hope it sells really well and encourages the author to continue working on the series. I'm not holding my breath that it will ever get finished though.
My waifu is Nero, she is an artist and an emperor.
My waifu is a silver haired beauty who exploded pretty hard.
She runs an orphanage, basically.
Her name is Shirayuki Mizore, and she's the coolest stalker.
Who is she? I know not /a/ related, but I've been seeing her around.
Oberleutnant Erica Hartmann, fighter pilot, defender of humanity, and all-around angel.
Her name is Tokisaki Kurumi, and she happens to be a spirit.
Her name is Noel Vermillion
She used to be a Praetorian Guardswoman, Lieutenant and a secretary in the NOL, but that didn't end well and now she's traveling with her best friend.
Her name is implying and she's a I'm gonna tell you who my waifu is
Sendou Yuzuka. What does she do? She's being a good waifu to a meh tier guy in a post-apocalyptic Seattle.
Her OTP just wasn't there.
You're waifu makes my dick hard
Tsubaki Kasugano, high priestess
She drinks tea and wants to teach English.
You forgot to say what she does.
Oh wait it's self-explanatory: she gets bullied and cries.
Badass, cute, pure and also a nightmare
If you had a year to spend with her, would you rather try to emulate a normal, quiet, and comfy life, or travel the world with her and experience as much as possible in her company?
She draws stuff.
Such a hard decision, I want to do both.
Both, I might add. I'd enjoy them all the same.
She studies something.
Which boards would your waifu visit?
Ah, a difficult question. On the one hand I like hiking when I get to it and occasionally looking at old cities (yay for europe) and on the other hand there is that huge inhibition to leaving my cave.
But I think traveling with her would alleviate that. And i'm sure she would like it. But she's not the one to ask first either. A bit of a catch-22.
He wrote himself into a corner, anyway.
Her name is Meat, and she is my filthy breeding sow.
I'd certainly love to travel with her (Switzerland would be great!), but I think spending a year to run a ski resort together would be the best. A year just doesn't seem like enough time, though.
a year is a lot of time if you don't have to work or study and actually do stuff instead of just grinding away the seconds in front of your screen.
Well then you'd be amazed in how much you've accomplished in one year.
My waifu is Ruri Gokou and she watches anime when not fixing her best friend's family.
Half and half. What fun is normal life without a little adventure once in a while?
As much as I'd be up for either, I'd rather see the world with her by my side.
I think the normal and quiet life would fit us both well, though we'd take some time to go places and make good use of that precious year.
She plays the bass in a group and studies.
Whatever she wants, but probably both.
>only a year
Probably a bit of both though.
Illyasviel von Einzbern. Sometimes she fights servants with her servant, sometimes she dresses in a magical girl outfit and fights servants.
We'd travel a bit, but we'd also be sure to have nice quiet days at home. Ilya seems like the type who'd get bored just looking at old buildings all day.
Would you ever buy merchandise of your waifu? Have you bought any?
I would, but some things are questionable. Such as griffon figures, I wouldn't buy them unless if they were second-hand. And so far, I haven't bought them yet.
What's wrong with Griffon?
The only merchandise I can buy of her is my custom daki.
She is Chihiro Fushimi, and she is most likely a college student.
I own her trading cards. They were taken away by my family though
Holy fuck are we getting a new novel ?
I have some posters. I want to buy figures about her, but I don't see any good figures about her.
I own two adorable figures and a poster.
I wish she had a nendoroid, I'd buy the shit out of that.
she's a qt and she qt's.
I've got some things. A couple of figs, a wall scroll, a PVC keychain and an oppai mousepad.
I'll buy anything unless it's a really shitty figure. I have an order coming up where almost half of it is keychains.
My collection is small (artbook, game and a plush) due to lack of funds. As much as I'd like to add on, there are more important things that demand my financial attention.
We'd... Live our lives together to the fullest. That doesn't mean we'll always be out and about doing things though. Having a quiet time ourselves is an experience in itself.
Pic kinda related.
>no figures exist.. yet
I may buy a wall scroll, and a keychain if i can get my paypal sorted out
Unfortunately due to my living conditions I can't really buy any figs or anything but I'm looking into it. This one in particular is pretty cute.
I'd buy merch of her in a heartbeat, if I wasn't broke as fuck. Being a college student is suffering.
Thanks much. I'm considering a bigger one.
Also, third world fresh grad here. I understand your feelings. Lucky Yuzuka merch be few and cheap-ish.
Expensive and horrible QC in general. I prefer prize figures over Griffon because at least they have interesting alternate versions.
I used to be a figma kind of person, but I can see where you're coming from.
Kurumi has a well-known oppai mousepad, but it's not within my taste. It's the type of thing I would keep well-hidden if I were to buy it.
I'm not the type to buy BQ figs, but it definitely looks great.
Similar problem as you. Not enough merch, at least for now.
I know how you feel, used to go through the same. Kuroneko is my favorite Oreimo (and own two figmas and a notepad), always had a weak spot for chuuni girls.
I don't have a "waifu" because if I deserved such a person I would already be with someone of equal desirableness in real life.
Besides, wanting to be a girl, I self insert myself as female characters I like. I can't imagine dating any of them.
1 Year, as long as an average marriage?
We would live a normal life the most time of the year visiting some places in the area.
But 1-2 months We would travel to Japan.
In case we'd life in Japan, we would spend the 1-2 months to visit my glorious home country.
We would spend 1-2 weeks in Switzerland, but in summer.
Most figures of her aren't that good.
I'm an perfectionist, I hate it when there is little think I don't like.
But I'm planing to by a Vita an the 2 Project Diva F games.
You're doing it right
I've a little cut figure of her.
Look at a positive manner, it's easier for you to have all her merch.
I have. Getting harder though since I have to save up my money though.
>project Diva games
Wasn't it on PSP as well?
There are old ones for PSP, but I don't have a PSP.
They will bring new Vita games in the future and no PSP games.
And a Vita isn't that much more expansive.
I don't have a waifu either but that's because I don't find 3d attractive and that I don't want to be tied down. A monogamous relationship is ideal, but impossible for me because I like so many 2d girls that I'm fond of.
I'd travel and experience as many things as i possibly could with her. Considering tsubaki spent pretty much all her life confined in her "cage" I'm sure she'd love to travel and experience what's out there.
If there were merch of my waifu I'd buy it in a heartbeat. All I have is a custom made playmat of my waifu
One day you'll find her anon and you'll know when you do.
If someone talked shit about your waifu what would you do? How would your waifu react?
She drinks tea and aspires to teach English.
We travel together and I describe every beautiful scene to her to the best of my ability.
I'm considering the daki, but I don't know how I'll sneak it past my parents.
Ask them for their address so I can give them a piece of my mind
Both her and I can ignore the shit-talking quite well. Honestly, it's a risk talking about her even here without coming out a little scathed.
Though lately I've been running into a little problem with the way I handle competition...
Really? Because I'll welcome any foreigner into my third world country.
We can do ignoring, we can also do axe.
I ignore personally, but she'd probably ice the fucker.
Anyone else in an open relationship with their waifu?
Basically you and her are still emotionally devoted to each other, but she has sex with other guys to feel physically good
We settled on this after we had a rocky spot in our relationship
and it's a bonus if you're into NTR.
Ouch. Who's your waifu?
He doesn't have one. He's just shitposting.
I think that she'd be annoyed, so I'd give the that dickhead a piece of my mind.
She is useless. But damn did those ears feel good
Shes a dark Mage who mothered best unit
She's a scientist/inventor.
I have two figures.
i never understood this until i had a dream.
had tea with konata and even the dream was more fulfilling than any actual relationship i've had (like 3).
sorry for mocking you before waifufags, i didn't know better.
Fuck man, can you fit it in there?
Best Bunny. S2 never ;___;
he'd be really tight I imagine. Must be lucky being her husbando.
With the amazing biology of 2d girls, I think I could.
One can't understand our way of life until they have lived it.
Clapclapclap. Good for you anon.
Ah. I believe I have said that I'd still stick to PSP. Simply because most of the games I'd want to play are there. But, to each his own. Heh.
>not struggling to fit it in and telling her it's going to be ll right while she cries out in pain as you genlty relx her and make it feel better and help her get used to it
B-but I don't want to hurt Ilya!
Your waifu has been blinded by Byzantines.
How do you support her and help her cope?
You know what, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves. If I find out where they live, they are in for a rude awakening. But Kurumi doesn't care. She's happy to beat the shit out of anyone who crosses her. She isn't exactly nice, but who am I to judge? I simply want her to be happy and hopefully turn away from a violent path.
I love these posts, they remind me of myself 2 years ago.
The realization that 2D is true love, etc.
That's why you tell her it'll be okay and turn it from pain onto pleasure.
She's a fucking mooch who sleeps on my couch, yet I can't bring myself to kick her out because this is what she wears around the house.
First I'd enlist the aid of the Ottomans to fight them, but otherwise I would do everything I could do to help her in her day to day life.
I'd be patient with her, I love her and however long it would take would be okay.
Won't say, it's a bit of shame for me and I want to stay anonymous to post in future threads.
Basically we started dating when she was a loli where she idolized me.
As we grew older she realized I wasn't all that great so we got into more fights.
She's teen now and her outgoing personality doesn't meld well with my idle and cowardly nature. So we settled on this.
It's a more relaxed relationship, nonchalant, friendly, less obligations. No worries of not being able to satisfy her. No worries that I bore her.
And as an added effect, my hurt vanity helps me believe in us more. I can't believe that a girl as amazing as her could ever unconditionally love me, that to me is just ego masturbation.
Dynamism is good.
It makes her not just a concoction to sate emotional needs, she is a real being who will not always make you happy, yet the times she does, you will value more.
That to me is the most believable.
You wouldn't happen to be familiar with the Samson Option, would you?
All seriousness, I'd do what I could to help her and support her. Then again, I can think of one other blind singer in fiction...
Perfect example of how Christianity ruins everything it touches.
My waifu had the right idea of how to take care of that cult. I wish the latter emperors did the same.
How's that applicable here?
Well, pretty much. My waifu was always a bit of a slut, but I've grown to be fine with it.
Are you 14 or something?
They probably blinded a clone, no worries, the real Kurumi would blind and castrate the men responsible for it.
Nope. Not me. My wife would want our relationship as close as can be.
Just how far would you go to protect you're waifu and yourself from harm? If you knew who was responsible for maiming her, what would you do to them? Would you do anything to them? To those who could've helped them? To those who could've helped you/her, but didn't?
What's closer than letting her have sex with other men whenever she feels like it? It's not like you're forcing her to do it.
Wonderful anime OP crest of the stars..
what would your waifu do if you left her at the altar
ill give you a B for effort
Not give a shit.
And this is an excellent example of why I hate my waifu's fanbase. Pretty sure he's just shitposting, probably best just to ignore him.
Probably cry, but I'd never do that to her.
But anon. No man would be able to thrust harder than I could.
Why would I ever do that? How could I ever do that?
I wouldn't do any of that. That's a literal death wish. She will be fuming with rage over my 'betrayal'. She might hunt me down and kill me because I broke her trust. Kurumi doesn't like untrustworthiness. She at least has a sense of honor.
And for the other anons, why not post your waifu in a wedding dress?
say you got kidnapped or just simply forgot
If you're that confident in your abilities, why not give her the option of sleeping around? She won't bother if you're good enough.
Too bad my large version of this image isn't on this harddrive.
Not give a fuck
Not give a fuck.
Because this is the closest I have.
Because her friend agreed that she shouldn't.
She is a Childhood friend
She had her heart broken before. I'd be insane to do anything to try and top that.
She is a BETA slut.
Which RPG race best describes your waifu?
that was an amazing show BTW OP
If I forgot, I don't think I would have truly loved her. Why would anyone kidnap me, either? I'm completely uninteresting.
My waifu is Inaba Himeko and she is the vice president of the Literature Study Club.
I guess we would travel and then settle down when we get tired but just until we are ready to go again. There is only so much we can enjoy and so much we can do in such a short amount of time. If we were to try and do everything, we would tire ourselves out and won't enjoy it at all. I guess we would try and find out all the things that are most important and go with those.
That would probably depend on the person. If it was someone she knew well enough they would end up with at least a flick to the forehead. Otherwise she would just ignore it, since those people don't really matter anyway.
If I was there I really wouldn't give a shit because who cares what they think. But if they were deliberately saying things that would get under her skin in front of her., they would have to deal with me.
>implying I would do such a thing.
The only thing that could keep me from that alter is death itself. Even then I would find a way in the afterlife
in that universe she is
I don't even care that scene turned me on even more I had to throw away my sock after it because I Jizzed it up so bad
Who's your swinging waifu?
Does that mean you get to sleep around too?
Her name is Ikaros.
She fucks shit up.
Quiet and comfy with the occasional trip. Like once every month or two.
I'd probably buy a figure or two if I had the money.
She probably wouldn't say or do anything since the comments weren't directed at me.
I'd ruin their day.
Not a chance. She's content with just leaning against me.
Nothing a couple digital cameras and some tinkering couldn't fix.
Irrelevant. I'd never do such a horrible thing.
Not him, but in my case I feel like my waifu would be totally fine with it. I still wouldn't, though.
Good waifu right there
Why would I ever do that?
Her family already left her alone with her sister in Japan. I don't know what she'd do if someone left her alone again. At the altar no less.
Perfect enough to be an elf.
Let's say you were given a phone that could communicate to your waifu in her universe. What would you say? What is her situation there? Does she have her own lover?
Why thank you.
And who might yours be?
You have great taste Anon, just think, Goro has never and probably will never violate your waifu.
;_;7 fucking Suu
Here, listen to this and try not to cry:
I would never fucking dare do a thing like that to her.
I recently Divorced Lilly for my current Waifu
She does have a lover there who's kinda meh. If I were there the whole time he wouldn't get her.
of course any call would be regarding the construction of a cross universal link that can do more than shitty voice, i would probably start with setting up one of the old modems on the connection, then move into higher speed links for video conferencing, then work on matter transferal. If we can get light going between the dimensions I can get a WDM from somewhere and shoot light across it and charge people huge prices for inter-universe communication so I can fund building for the portal so I can see mai waifu.
> would never fucking dare do a thing like that to her.
>I recently Divorced Lilly for my current Waifu
quite contradictory especially doing something as low as changing waifus
This is my waifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
My waifu, without me, is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must love my waifu true. I must love greater than my enemy who is trying to NTR me. I must kill him before he fucks my waifu. I will.
>divorcing your waifu
>implying she didn't divorce you
No idea, but I would kill myself for doing something so absolutely moronic.
She made you say that, didn't she?
I can't tell who a shit more, you or Sumika
Good, you obviously didn't deserve her.
Enjoy your BETA slut from a superior VN but that's not the point here.
Is that... yuno?
Out of the countless anime girls out there, what was it about your waifu that made you choose her?
Me? Throw an autism fit.
Her? She'd just ignore it. She's had worse shit happen to her.
How is that even possible?
She'd drop the flower bouquet to the floor and silently walk out with a disappointed look. But why would I ever do such a thing? My waifu does not deserve to suffer any further.
How is it possible to forget about one of the most important days of my life?
My waifu and phones don't go well together. She'd never answer my calls.
>I recently Divorced Lilly for my current Waifu
Ouch. That's not very nice.
It might be.
If I could actually talk to her I wouldn't be here right now, Anon.
Her massive ba-donka-donk.
>divorcing your waifu who is best girl in her own VN for the worst girl in any VN ever
>all this shit taste
Good for you.
Marika > Sumika.
Enjoy your worst Mubrub then.
Genius, time traveler, good tsundere, 2ch shitposter. Basically the perfect waifu.
The gentle sweetness that lies beneath that cool, mysterious exterior of hers.
She might be a bit weirded out that someone she doesn't know is calling her. Her situation could vary, depending on whether I was talking to Kaleid Ilya or Stay Night Ilya, but I guess I would try to explain my crazy situation and try to go from there.
I knew about her for years, and I always had a big crush on her but it wasn't until a few months ago I realized I loved her. I guess I'm attracted to her mischievous and playful personality. as well as the fact that she's absolutely adorable.
As for what she does... I guess she doesn't exist?
>tells people that they have shit taste
>posts a nigger
Best girl in a terrible VN doesn't mean much. She's still a poorly written pile of shit.
Mai waifu and she's really good at being best girl. Also, she's a high school martial artist.
Would be a race to see who kills themselves first. Not that i would ever do such a thing.
In the1st and 2nd world tsubaki is more or less reduced to being a sex slave after her parents murder and her getting raped, the most i'd be able to say and do are provide her with emotional support and tell her just how much I care about her. 3rd world tsubaki has no lover and a much better life but unfortunately I have no idea what 3rd world tsubaki is like I can only assume so I wouldnt know what to say to her.
I just wanted to hold her tightly and make everything better
you're missing the point
>good girls can't come from shitty sources
They can't, unless all you're interested in is looks.
>Not the best Gundam
Explain your reasoning.
Kotomi. She's a theoretical physicist.
Both of us are more the quiet type to begin with so I think that fits better than traveling the world together. Really just spending time with her alone would be enough.
Maybe /lit/ and /sci/? Even those I really doubt she'd be able to deal with.
I have one figure that was bought for me. I'd love to buy more, but they are sort of hard to get your hands on now.
She tends to ignore people in that sense. I'd do the same. She wouldn't want me fighting anyway. I can help her get over the situation latter, fists won't do me any good.
Cry. It's probably not something I could explain away to her either.
I'm really not entirely sure what I would say. I'd just talk to her like I do anyone else. There wouldn't be any specifics and honestly, I think it's better to just let the conversation flow like that. If she needs help, I'd help. If she just wants to talk, I can do that.
As for her situation, that really depends on the route in question. The way I prefer to look at it, she's single and working on her research in a lab.
Alice Margatroid, she is a Puppeteer and magician.
Travel first then try to lead a normal life.
I have a few things but I haven't bought any figures yet.
I'd probably do something about it.
She'd Insult them.
Look for me since It obviously wasn't intentional.
Because Kurumi is quite unlike any other girl. The reason is due to a complex variety of events which developed slowly over time. At first I did not like her as much even though I loved her perfect design. I was still somewhat attached to her and wanted to understand things from her perspective. As I got closer to understanding her, she felt somewhat like an unfortunate, tragic character. She deserved to be comforted and not burdened with any worries, and to be loved by someone who cares for her. I simply would love to see her redeemed and her to be as happy as she can be. I am literally obsessed with Kurumi. I wonder how far this obsession will take me.
Turn A had okay ending, only because vengeance bitch wound up forever alone
Spark wasn't there anymore she came to terms with it.
Stop it I'm still recovering it hurt me as much as it hurt her.
Hey to be fair How did Lilly become so good at sex?
I know just one day I mention it on a KSG and everyone started bashing me for divorcing her
Well like that's like your opinion, man
Where the fuck do I download Chronicles I want to play them so fucking badly I tried Google and I can't find shit.
>Answering every post
just quit while you're abrain
I didn't want her to feel lonely anymore.
She talks dirty to me
A poorly written character simply isn't capable of inspiring something as basic as the thought she could be real. Let alone something as complex as love.
Lilly is an uninspired, bland pile of cliches wrapped up in a pretty face, with incredibly obvious false depth from her "disability" that's hardly mentioned. I have a very hard time seeing her as anything but a cardboard cut-out, let alone a person.
this is b8
She would have to be human. She isn't perfect at all; she feels, she makes mistakes, she blocks people out for no reason, but those are the things I love about her.
She already has someone she loves in her universe. Breaking that up for someone in a different dimension would just be too cruel. I would befriend her, because I know she would be infinitely curious about how it is possible and all the differences between our dimensions.
You didn't deserve Lilly.
Because she isn't just another anime character. To me she seemed absolutely perfect in an imperfect way. She is a complete mess and can't make sense of what she wants and what she thinks she has to do. She tries even when she thinks she isn't good enough and gives it her all.
Ah, so that was you. Go get it from KNG's stash or something.
I got my copy from Google though.
She pulled me in. I didn't even do shit. like my previous relationships
She chose me, anon
I did pick her. I fell in love with her, but choose to love a fictional character, and keep doing so because she makes me feel whole and happier then anything else in the world.
You best not be hating on Sochie.
And you later CHOSE to break up with her.
Pr8etor, ladies and gentleman.
>choose to love
Always makes me laugh when one of the more outspoken blogfags puts his foot in his mouth.
This is my waifu.
She helps to make me happy and love life and stuff.
Also, if this photograph is anything to go by, she likes to sit on walls.
Is there a way to get around paying for the monthly shit for downloading bulk files because I'm a cheap mother fucker
Her name is Akiko Himenokouji. She's the cutest girl in the universe and she helps me sleep.
I'm the kind of person who barely leaves house so I'm pretty used to be in home, quietly enjoying myself. I recognize that's not the best lifestyle to share with a partner though so I'd choose to travel a bit.
I didn't choose her. I grew up reading Arthurian legends so in a sense I've known her all my life. I suppose it was just fate, if you believe in such a thing.
Post a gif of your waifu dancing!
We'd just talk. She seems to be living a normal life (well, as normal as living with Miku, Meiko, Kaito, and the Kagamines can be). Fortunately, she has no lover, though the fanbase tends to ship her quite often (which annoys her to no end). I just hope I could provide a decent conversation for her...
I would, but unfortunately she bumped her head.
For the most part I'd want to live a quiet and loving year with her, but in late spring or so we'd go on a trip all around Europe. I'd show Erica a peaceful Europe - give her a good vision of the fruit of her labors and sacrifice. Inspire her.
Dakimakura and Nendoroid. Still thinking about a Valentine's gift.
Thought about maybe getting a reproduction Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross. Something to have around, look at, and think of her.
I've fantasized about something like that quite a lot (mostly due to pic related). Being able to hear her true accent, talking for hours at the end of the day, gradually drifting to sleep in the company of each others voice. Saying good night, and I love you, and anxiously awaiting the next call.
It'd make something far beyond a long distance relationship far more bearable.
It would be awkward if we never met in person first. Besides, I honestly don't like talking on the phone.
I suppose I could relate with her, but I don't really feel like blogging about it.
>not downloading part by part
You don't deserve to see my waifu!
She's too embarrassed.
Her sincere, spontanous personality captivated me. She's really fun, cute and she can be somewhat childish which just makes you want to hug her and teach her how to behave. Basically, I think I can learn from her, and she could learn from me.
I started feeling more and more attached to her without noticing so I can't really say it was a choice. There's many cute anime girls, but no girl like her.
Last night I dreamt that I was princess-carrying my waifu to bed on our wedding night. Then, I guess you can imagine what happened after that, I don't need to talk about it in detail.
For some reason my waifu just won't leave my dreams. She keeps coming back to me almost every night. I feel happy during the dreams, but when I wake up it's just depressing. Everything feels so real in them. I can very clearly feel my waifu's soft skin and hear her gentle voice calling me. Sadly for me, dreams are the closest thing I'll ever get to being with her. I wish dreams would come true.
But yeah enough of my rambling let's get to the point here. Has anyone had any dreams of their waifu recently?
Maybe you should just kill yourself.
Just when I thought you couldn't be any bigger of a faggot.
Who is your waifu?
Nope. I only remember 1-2 of my dreams a year, and they never have people in them.
Please stop being mean to me.
W-why do you wanna know?
I'd honestly take her and all of her insanity.
Even if she hurts me or herself and no matter how mean she is to me, I'd still love her.
The fact that she's quiet, dedicated, and adorably innocent. She doesn't quite understand her feelings, but she knows they're there.
That and, as I've previously stated, she fucks shit up.
She's too embarrassed.
I'm getting this. It should arrive soon... as soon as I get around some problem with my debit card being validated in paypal... I hope I can get it done in time so I can get her figure. I don't know if I will buy something else... I guess it depends on what gets released in the future.
My Japanese is very bad.
I don't know what to say.
I wouldn't call her.
She is different to most anime girls I like.
She isn't a girl she is a woman.
I just fell in love with her, I don't know way.
Maybe because of >>100460490
I hate gifs.
The only gif I have isn't even animated.
I don't often dream her.
Of course I forgot the GIF.
I had a dream with mai waifu we had so much fun together watching Pacific Rim while cuddling.
Then she started to suffocate me with her thighs.
I think my last dream with her was a month and a half... it was pretty fucking weird, too.
I have 5 figures of her. I'm saving up for a DD of her which is $2000
What is your waifu's symbol? If she doesn't have one, which would you most readily associate with her?
Pic related is hers. If you don't know who it is, get the fuck out.
Who is she?
>Who is your waifu and what does she do?
Tsunami Jousuke. Defender position, surfer, total babe, complete dork. <3
I had one just after new year. She was her younger self and was cosplaying as some magical girl. Things led to other things and I was kidnapping her I think.
Red track suit.
Plan to eventually make her as a character in animal crossing and have her wearing the red track suit or maybe her sundress if I can get it designed
This is all a bit fuzzy and pretty fucked up so uh it's not the best story.
I had a dream just the other night I was like a wizard or something and I could bring people back from the dead if I wanted among other things.
Anyway somehow I got involved with a serial killer guy who cut bitches heads of and stuff.
I think I was trying to stop him, or I might have befriended him and found out what he really was.
Anyway I had caught him in the act one night, the girl he had killed was my waifu and she had her head removed and he was getting ready to dispose of her body.
When he saw me he ran at me trying to kill me and I lit him up with fire magic.
I then took my waifus body and head and left.
This is where shit gets really weird.
I set up a complex ritual to bring her back from death.
I first stitched her head and body back together and removed her torn clothing.
I then washed her clean and cleaned her wounds, and put her in the center of this setup, candles and the typical magic stuff.
It began to heal her neck, and the cut became a scar.
Her body then became a healthy color and her chest began to move.
She then awoke, though she was not able to move.
Her eyes darted around a little and then noticed me, she looked terrified and softly asked where she was.
I explained I was in the process of saving her from an untimely death and that I was using magic.
I then told her to finish the spell and free her from death, we needed to perform the ultimate act of intimacy.
She blushed a bit.
I explained that there were other things I could do but it would be much quicker than anything else and that the longer she is like this the worse it will be.
She reluctantly complied.
This part is also really fuzzy, and honestly I can't recall the what I actually did.
At the end she was alive again and was pretty much by my side from then on.
It felt kinda fucked up like she was my thrawl.
When I asked her about this she said she did feel a little obligated to stay with me, and that she really doubted any man could give her more than bringing her back from the dead.
I then woke up right after she said that
what the fuck is wrong with me
pic is >>100460590
>What is your waifu's symbol?
The numbers 2,7,3.
which if you know japanese sounds like his name
Yuno who it is
This is the best I've got.
I've never seen my waifu dancing;_;
I dreamed of her only once. But I never remembered what happened. All I know was that she was there.
She's a martial artist right? Mai waifu is.
Nope. Hint: Callsign.
The dachshund and heart is her symbol; I can never seem to find a good clean version of it.
Erich Hartmann painted a heart inscribed with his wife's nickname on some of his aircraft. (Ursula is also Erica's twin sister's name.)
Shirai Kuroko. She protects the city and lusts after her room mate.
Travel. Teleportation would allow for the most places to visit with that time frame.
I have a lot of her stuff. Borderline Hibiki anon tier, if it is comparable. Her daki cover is what started it all for us so I take great care of it. Anni next week, quite anxious
I'd roll my eyes as she would go on the offensive herself. There would be dropkicks.
No, it's pic related
She was telling you how gross you are, and how she never wanted to see you again.
I just wanted an excuse to post that smirk.
Ah, that's very understandable! The vid of it is hilarious!
Is Reimu a martial artist? Whenever I pose a yin-yang, people respond with Reimu.
No no, she would never say something like that. She would just give a disgusted look if anything.
she is a pro wrestler.
I haven't in a while, at least not any that I remember, but I'd love a dream like that.
She's lovely. Deal with it.
I guess a rose, or her sword.
I just posted that vid
thanks for the info regardless
She had to say it, you won't leave her alone.
Huh, that was interesting. Thanks. What drugs do they have you on, by the way? I want some of it.
Nigga what are you doing. Anyway, I can relate to her to such a degree that it scares me. We share many similar experiences. But that's just the surface of it. I love how cute and innocent she is, her occasional smirks, her voice, dem thighs, and everything else and I don't know why I'm even writing this.
I don't really like the dancing gif there is of her. She's really cute in it but for some reason I can't stand gifs.
I hate associating her with symbols.
>I'd love a dream like that
I consider myself lucky to have so many similar dreams on a regular basis. It also always makes me sad to read about other anons who say they are incapable of dreaming of their waifus.
Why don't you leave me alone?
>Has anyone had any dreams of their waifu recently?
Wish I did, but I don't have dreams. From my limited medical knowledge I'd say I don't enter REM sleep.
You do enter REM sleep and have dreams, you likely just don't remember your dreams. You literally would not be able to function if you didn't.
you'd think after ten years or so I'd have one I can remember. but...nada.
I do have dreams of her, just rarely.
Anyway, goodnight waifu thread.
Is it possible to rearrange compounds using molecular assembly to create a homunculus of you're waifu?
The middle medal is closest i guess.
got 1.5 people to spare?
My waifu is Yuuko Kanoe and she is haunting around my room.
I can't really see her using a computer. I think she would just watch me as I was lurking.
I have a fig ordered, should be here on monday. Not really good one, but you have to get one of your waifu no matter what, right?
I'm considering about getting a daki too, but I'm pretty sure I'll get it when I move to my own apartment.
I don't think she would be mad or anything, since anybody can't even see her. I won't give a shit about it.
Cry. The scenery is absurd though, I would never do that.
Too bad I don't have a picture of her wearing a wedding dress. Here is her in an old-fashioned school dress. I wouldn't mind her wearing this in the wedding if she wanted though.
She would be lonely there. No one sees her and she is all alone.
I was just watching over animes and she instantly got my attention when I saw her the first time. When I heard her speaking, my heart was hers.
What made me choose him? His big heart and honesty. He has a larger than life personality and will help anyone out as if they're family even if he just met them.
Sounds pretty generic.
You would think so, but I have not met or seen anyone like him. He's my crazy ocean guy, and I love em.
I'll give you a summary of the methods i was taught which seemed to help me immensely, I was seeing very strong progress, and was actually able to lucid dream multiple times with limited success. at the very least, you should be able to have a lot more vivid dreams!
the first step is take melatonin pills. you can get these quite easily but they arent really required, and a lot of foods have melatonin in them also. even if your a regular dreamer, melatonin tablets will have good results.
The next step is more for people who have fleeting dreams occasionally. Start a dream journal. Writing your dreams down not only help you establish what happened from what little you remember, but it will also teach you a dreaming pattern if you have one. For example, when i dream i find the setting is most usually my elementary school, even though i have no particularly strong ties to it.
After you've written you dreams down enough where you are remembering multiple in good detail, you can either stop, or try to lucid dream.
Lucid dreaming is a lot easier then most assume, id read up on it more if you are interested, but generally the dream journal is already one of the lower steps, so your already on the right path.
You should also constantly contemplate whether you are in a dream or not. This is where the pinch me im dreaming sterotype came from. A lot of people have different ways of checking if they are awake or not, I crack my knuckles in a certain order for example.
Good luck, and hopefully if not lucid dreaming to see your waifu, you can at least dream of her.
I never was to interested in lucid dreaming itself, having my waifu show up in my dreams randomly felt a lot better.
but, to each his own.
Thanks for the tips, but even using melatonin (I take 10mg instead of the reccomended 3mg) or zzzquil, no dreams come. it's shut eyes, open eyes, time has passed.
oh well. hopefully someone else will benefit from my post!
I did, anon. I just placed an order for melatonin from amazon. Wish me luck.
What would your pantry look like after a shopping trip with her?
She fights against angels that threaten the earth.
Normal quiet and comfy life.
Not yet, but i might get a daki at some point.
Tell him to stop that shit.
I would try to help her to understand her feelings better and encourage her to do things.
I'm not sure, maybe i just see part of myself in her. Of course there are other things too, but that came to my mind first.
Sadly i have never seen a dream of her.
Euro trip for the four or five months, and settling wherever we agreed was our favorite.
Two figs, boxsets and a daki once i find an artist i like to commission.
Convince her of her own humanity, and help her through her struggles depending on the progress of her own story.
I first saw E7 when I was around 14-15 years old in 2006sh on toonami. I would record shows on VCR and it would always be on after whatever I originally intended on watching. I have very faded memories of a couple of episodes, and remembering being enchanted by Eureka.
I went back about two years ago, and rewatched the show multiple times, when I realized I wasn't really watching it for the show its self(in fact i find it pretty medicore.) but for Eureka herself.
I've had a couple of dreams of her, and I like to remember them when I can.
as I said here >>100463612
I dabbled a bit into dream recalling, and got to the point where I could lucid dream, and recall the fact I was aware I was dreaming, but on three occasions I did this to talk to her I had no memory of it the next day. Thats why i prefer the occasional random dreams then the forced, they feel a lot more genuine.
is there a point to made here...
but I still don't have waifu dreams 100% of the time. Though I am no stranger to opiate painkillers.
Can I get the translation anywhere? I fucking adored Crest of The Stars.
Best romance story in anime ever. Best space opera in anime ever. Best space elves in anime ever. Best music in anime ever.
I love Crest of the Stars.
Sometimes you could wake up in the middle of the night