I'm gonna leave this best Keion here.
Is she stood behind Mugi?
Er oops, wrong image.
Yeah. It's hard to see Ritsu and her drums at the back.
But that's worst Keion
I think you picked up the wrong one.
Why do you people keep screwing up and posting the wrong pictures?
Switch Ritsu and Mugi and you've got it.
Actually the order in that pic is right, but there's an = between Ritsu and Mio.
You're all very, very wrong
Ritsu a best.
she's not a keion. she's a desu devil. And Norimi is best desu devil.
Contrats - you have good taste.
These guys know where it's at.
You know what's cool? Downgrading to 16 color bitmap and editing the colors.
Desu Devils best keions.
But she's having an impure relationship with a student
There's nothing impure about hanging out together.
You sure about that?
No. But there's no real evidence of it either.
Pretty sure she is - Azusa is definitely in the closet.
I'm a little bit confused here.... Sawako has the guitar, Norimi sits next to Della (blonde), Kawakami is standing up, and... the 5th girl is Jane?
Sure. If you're a paedo.
Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.
Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.
Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.
And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
>picking a waifu because she has money
you are scum.
The blonde is the bassist, Della, and I can't tell which is the redhead in the light.
>picking a waifu
Mio becomes a doctor and also has money.
Couldn't find the pic I wanted but I found this.
>Mio becomes a doctor
>the most incompetent Keion who can't even do a show without tripping and showing her panties, or can't even do a music video without jumping out of time, becomes a doctor
Holy medical malpractice, Batman.
Best Keion calling in.
>obviously hasn't played a gig
>thinks he can talk down to someone for tripping on their first one
>uses the prefix in- in a completely wrong manner
I forgive you, anon.
I love Yui, but I seriously think she'd burn the house down or something when I was out.
No, Yui-sempai, this is not the bakery. And even if we were, we wouldn't deliver. Stop watching american TV. It's not good for you.
I've played hundreds of gigs and Mugi is objectively the best Keion.
I don't even have a favorite keion, I love them all equally /a/
Is that wrong?
The good part is that you'd have to take Ui in too to take care of her.
Mio is best waifu, Yui is best useless sister, Ritsu is best lesbian friend, Mugi is best sugar momma.
Also this copypasta makes sense except from one part:
>Ritsu’s batshit insane
How is she batshit insane, she's just a major bro.
>How is she batshit insane
She acts like she's on crack cocaine.
Yes, it means you have no strong opinions on anything.
Sorry to break it to you.
You must love one a bit more than the rest. I don't believe you love them all. They're all good though.
It's good to love them all, but you need to love some of them more.
Not really. She's more active than the other keions though.
I have opinions on stuff but there is no reason to think that any keion is better than the others. They're all equally loveable.
I love Mugi's music composition skill, but airheads are too little work for me.
>She acts like she's on crack cocaine.
OI that's my waifu you're talking about there.
I see your point.
But if you and the five Keions were on a sinking ship, but there was a lifeboat with room for you and *only one* Keion, who would you take?
...see what I mean?
Not that I can think of. When I think about it I go like "hey, Ritsu is tomboyish and that's cool, maybe she's the best keion", but then I think about another keion and it's like "Yui is a lot like me, so that's cool, and she's adorable, maybe she is the best" but then I remember how adorable Mugi is with her excitement over normal things and start to think that maybe she is the best keion and so on.
I don't know, they all have very strong points, I can't say I like any of them more than the other.
Gee, I wonder who was behind this post?
Well you didn't mention Mio or Azusa so at least we can rule them out.
I would probably pick the one I had talked with the most on that boat trip.
Jews say "oy"
Upside-down Americans say "Oi"
The more you know.
Save Yui and Ritsu and go down with the ship.
Not really, just listed a few examples. I like Mio and Azunyan too, although admittedly I have issues with listing what's good about them. Still like them just as much though. Azunyan is just adorable in general though I'd probably hate her if I knew her personally because she'd expect me to actually work hard and shit. Same with Mio to some extent I guess.
Maybe I am leaning more towards Ritsu, Mugi or Yui though.
I didn't rate Mugi that highly but my opinion of her has gotten better every day since I changed this to my wallpaper.
Her soft smile puts me at ease.
Mugi's butt would make the most comfortable pillow. Therefore she is the best Keion. Flawless logic.
That size is not canon.
It's close enough. Here, have canon big, soft butt. The softest.
>not realizing Mugi's an airhead
She's not, though. Yui is.
Come to think about it though I would probably click the best with Yui. Ritsu would probably get mad over me sitting in front of my computer and playing vidya, watching anime or watching streams all day, and going with Mugi would be nice since she'd probably be cool with it but it'd feel cheap going with someone that can take care of me.
Yui on the other hand is a little bit of everything, she's useless just like me too so that'd probably be nice. So if I had to pick I'd probably go with Yui if I met them.
Doesn't necessarily make her my favorite just because she's like me though I suppose.
Mio's is almost as big, you know.
>I like Mio
>although admittedly I have issues with listing what's good about them
They're both airheads. Mugi is more learned because of expensive home school, but what goes on in that big head of hers is a mystery.
Not really that much of a mystery
The concept of true nothingness is a mystery.
Mugi isn't an airhead, she's eccentric. Adorably so. Kind of like Osaka, who is mistaken for an airhead when she's actually brilliant.
Don't get me wrong, she's good, it's just that she doesn't have much special traits like the other keions do. Doesn't necessarily make her worse.
Can anyone explain to me why you have to argue for your own opinions?
I don't really give a fuck about which K-On anyone likes best, but when you faggots go out of your way to stick it up my rektum, I get kind of ticked off.
"OH HI, ACCORDING TO MY FINELY ACQUIRED AND REFINED TASTE, YOUR TASTE IS SHIT :)"
Stating your opinion is okay.
Attacking others opinion is not.
Also, Mugi is the kindest, loving K-On.
I don't get why Ritsu is favored by so many, to me, she seems like that one friend who is okay to be be with, but you don't want to spend a night at her place, because she is weird, and if you act too friendly towards her, she'll start stalking you. She's trying too hard imo.
So go ahead, please tell me why on EARTH you would pick someone as annoyingly persistent as Ritsu.
inb4: WOAH CALM YO' AUTHISM XD
>it's just that she doesn't have much special traits like the other keions do
Big titties. That's why most people who prefer Mio like her.
Mio is hot, but she loses her shit over the slightest things, even ,say, the mention of a horror film. She aint right.
Tsumugi > Ritsu = Yui > azunyaan >>>>>> a shit > Mio
search your feelings you know this to be true
I love Da Moogs more than life itself
The irony in this post is amazing.
Suppose so. Not a bad thing though!
that gif is adorable.
>So go ahead, please tell me why on EARTH you would pick someone as annoyingly persistent as Ritsu.
She's playful, genki, independent and fun. No accounting for taste, but that's what I like.
Actually it's Mio≥Ritsu≥Mugi≥Yui>Azunyan
Can't we all just agree that Mio x Ritsu > *
I want to be shaken around by Mio.
>Implying I don't love that
Whatever you say.
No, there is no irony.
Where do I say that anyone's taste is shit?
I am stating my opinion, not attacking anyone elses.
Just to make it clear for you, since you seem to have trouble understanding:
My opinion =/= (this sign means: "DOES NOT EQUAL) Your opinion
>why do people argue for their opinions
>mugi is best because she's kind and loving
>ritsu sucks fuck you
Yes, anon, there's loads of irony.
OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE BEST "MOESHIT" GIRLS POWER RANKINGS
1. Ayumu Kasuga
2. Miyako (Hidamari Sketch)
3. Yukari Hinata
4. Akari Mizunashi
5. Ruri Gokou
6. Tsumugi Kotobuki
7. Popura Taneshima
8. Shion Sumeragi
10. Kobato Hanato
9001. Manami Tamura
>Acting pompous when typing =/= instead of ≠ or !=
Yeah, this guy's a fucking moron.
Actually ≠ means not equal.
>Shit Tastes of the Caribbean
Im likeing the moogs but if its pure moeshit where is Yui?
>where is Yui
#21, because Trisomy 21.
>ritsu sucks fuck you
I never said that. I said I don't comprehend.
That's a damn fine pic. q
Norimi best keion
But I like the chick behind her
>plays a BC Rich
Why does everyone hate her?
I don't, she's just not waifu material.
It's an old 80s one that she bought used in the mid 90s. 80s BC Rich are greate guitars.
Mio best desu devil.
Just knowing that there won't be any more K-On ever makes me so sad. Why do we live in such a cruel world /a/?
Let alone not actually living inside the keion universe. Just fuck everything.
>she's a lesbo
I knew it
In college Mio attempts to murder-suicide Ritsu but is stopped by Nodoka. KyoAni doesn't have the balls to make that happen.
The Keion world is too pure for us.
I don't think the manga showed it, but it happened and everyone became a better person because of it. Maybe it was after college, during Mio's grad school.
I'm happy with the way it is. It ended in a good way and that's okay. It would be much worse if it went on and on and eventually turned into shit.
I told you mang, Mio aint right.
>there are people on this board right who still haven't realised that Yui is the objectively best Keion!
So where is it covered if not in the manga? Do they just mention it or something?
But seriously it does sound really odd, I need a source on this.
It's headcanon, dude. Really convincing headcanon that will soon become fanon then canon, but it didn't actually happen. You can rest easy, friend.
Everytime I see that Tenga ad I want to barf
Suppose so, anon.
You know what though? Keion MMO with Oculus rift. It'd be the closest thing.
Yeah it ended in a good way, but I still want more somehow.
I actually didn't enjoy the movie much to be honest, oddly enough. I should have, but I was tired when watching it so that might have been why. Maybe I need to rewatch it.
Rewatch the movie, I liked it a lot.
It happened after everyone graduated uni and Mio went to grad school to be a doctor, but Ritsu with her slack-offy job had plenty of time to bug Mio to insanity.
>stealing money from Moot
don't mind me, just posting the best Keion
>thinking you owe moot
>thinking you don't
that's not a keion anon
It might as well be one.
It's nice to know Mugi wants to be like the rest of us
>the rest of us
>having a job
where do you think we are?
I actually have a part time job. It's been months since I last worked though. And it's in a shitty pc shop too so it's fittingly autistic for this board.
It's one of the things that makes her so adorable.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>but you don't want to spend a night at her place, because she is weird, and if you act too friendly towards her, she'll start stalking you.
Explain what you mean.
>She's trying too hard imo.
Well excuse her for trying to bring smiles and laughter to all of the friends she cares about.
>So go ahead, please tell me why on EARTH you would pick someone as annoyingly persistent as Ritsu.
Because I need someone as annoyingly persistent as Ritsu because if I'm not constantly reminded of the love someone has for me I begin to doubt it.
Nigger that is Keion Bell.
Motherfucker a baller.
Can your little K-ON!s play hoops at a professional level? Naw I didn't think so.
Oh so you think it is impressive that your K-ON!s can play some music? Shit this nigger is so clean between being the highest scoring point guard in Europe he also makes fresh as fuck tracks. http://hnhh.co/mfmqh
Oh so you think it is impressive that your K-On!s went to England? This nigger plays for Reggio Calabria. Can your bitch as even process what that means? While your little bitches are trudging around in smog filled rainy britland, this thug nigger is lounging on beautiful Mediterranean beaches.
There aint no place for K-ON!s in Keion Bell's world
except Mugi, she can stay
Did you get those dubs from a cracker jack box?
OP has really good taste. I'd chop my dick off for a chance to travel the world with Mugi.
This nigger doesn't know that ITALIAN basketball is some of the best in the world.
Where are my azubros?
8/10 you made me laugh and respond
Second best after Ritsu.
>liking a slut
Goddam those choco chichis.
ik sluts are the worst
Watashi wa iru yo
Fucking Ton-chan, you playa
I WILL post it, pal. Don't push me.
What about fuck you.
My only wish is for there to be a show about Yui when she was in kindergarten.
fuck i want it so bad.
I want the K-Ons to tie me up and do lewd things to me.
I love all keions equally. Fuck the police.
All too pure. Maybe Sawa-chan will go Catherine on your ass.
Considering their age I'm sure they're aware of sexuality.
mio would prob fuck you
For whatever reason this image makes me melancholy as fuck. Time passed that will never return. Hold me /a/, while we're still together ;_;
I get why Mugi smiles a lot for no reason
Why does she do that?
Is she always happy?
Yui and Mugi are still children, and will always be. Mio's band is her boyfriend. I don't think any man alive can put up with Ritsu.
If I was her I'd smile all the time too.
They are at least 18, or even older if you consider K-ON college.
Naruto, you lucky bastard
I just went with the youngest, if they're in college I'm taking the gloves off as far as lewdness.
You'd be smiling all the time if you were getting some of that fine Sawako ass too.
Does this come from any Doujin out there to find? Because I want it.
They're children at heart. And even Sawako was a toddler once.
Of course they were children before, they definitely aren't now, though.
How old are you in comparision to the keions, /a/? Myself I'm one month older than Azunyan, but about a year younger than the rest.
Mugi > Ritsu = Yui > Azusa > lol mio
You don't even want to know
>I don't think any man alive can put up with Ritsu.
I like all of them a lot.
>being this new
They have official birthdays. Ritsu for instance is born on august 21, 1991
Was this the only time a Keion went SD?
>Not on sadpanda
I'm a year younger than Azusa and two years younger than the rest
My waifu is one year older than me ;_;
That makes you pretty young then.
>Being younger than Azua
It's ok anon, back in the days before I turned into a neet weeaboo I fucked a girl that was a year older than me. There's hope for you anon
I was born in October of 1992, and Ritsu is my waifu. This means that she is one year and a month and a half older than I am.
Not the best feeling in the world.
I'm old enough to marry Sawako and have her children
I'm younger than all of them.
>October of 1992
>Ritsu is my waifu
>October of 1992
Love you, Japan.
Anti-depressants. She's clearly volatile - look at how she behaves during her shift at Wc Donalds.
Japan's a filthy country and u know it
you're waifu a shit
yui a best
I wonder what bands she actually likes.
What if she likes jazz?
I can't believe how young you people are. My god. You're making me feel like an old man.
Spoiler for more blogshit: Before I found Ritsu coming up on three years ago, I was very promiscuous, having sex with lots of different girls in an attempt to fill the aching loneliness in my heart (And one guy) I've had sex with girls up to two years older than me, so it's not that strange. I do prefer younger partners, but nothing to be done about that, I suppose.
For reference, my score card is 12 girls and one guy.
She likes underground thrash like Death Angel and Sodom. She's also been spotted singing along with Blind Guardian's The Bards Song. Also freeform jazz.
“Mine are, you know how us drummers work up a sweat behind the kit,” Ritsu giddily exclaimed.
Your mind races back in time: “If you lose the Battle of the Bands, you all have to play a gig in skimpy bikinis!”
“Oh… I don’t know. I… I kind of forgot to bring gym socks to school today so I had to wear these during gym class today,” Mio responded.
Yui, sniffing her foot out of curiosity at that moment, her nose wrinkled: “OK, and if we win you have to smell all of our feet!” Everyone laughs and agrees.
“Then again, Yui seems like the kind who wouldn’t even wash her stockings once a week,” Mio continued.
“You’re supposed to do it that often?” Yui exclaimed, genuinely surprised.
You try to move but can’t as your entire body is wrapped tightly in duct tape as you rest on your back. Your body is locked in a wooden box a friend of Sawa’s built for the occasion. Your face sticks out of the only hole in the box, your mouth gagged with Ritsu’s gym socks and duct tape wrapped several times tightly over your mouth and around your head. The hole in the box is barely big enough to let your face through and an elevated platform and constricting neck ring inside the box hold your head in place. Your head can’t move an inch as your face is smothered by the girls’ sweaty, stinky socks and feet. Gagged, you have no choices other than to inhale their sour foot odor for as long as they like or suffocate.
>liking Ritsu the most
I'm also an older gent and she's my waifu, must be the refined taste.
I have to educate her a bit, then. At least she likes Blind Guardian.
Death Angel rock, though.
By "old" I mean "21 and a few months".
Although I guess that qualifies me as older than average on this site.
If you're 21 you're younger than Ritsu. She's 22 by now.
Why is there so little Norimi art? It's hard to let people know that she's best keion if there's no pictures.
Although I did find one good one of Norimi making Mio her bitch.
We just have different tastes, Anon.
Guys, guys, guys. You should know better. You know that there is no objective best Keion. The only thing we can agree on is that Azusa a shit.
I know, that's what I was saying before, here:
I'm saying I'm older compared to the anons in this thread.
Completely agree. Can't express the infinite love that I have for that delicious forehead in words.
She is 3 years older than me. Amazing. Now I really wish she existed ;_;
Azunyan not a shit. No keions are shits.
They're all just a whole bunch of love.
although Azunyan's voice actor has done some lewd roles in other shows
>although Azunyan's voice actor has done some lewd roles in other shows
Heh. Yeah. About that. You might want to look into Seitokai Yakuindomo and Seikon no Qwaser.
Never enough stories about guys being forced to smell and/or lick sweaty, smelly feet.
Wait, my post got deleted? I really hope I won't get banned for that, according to the official birth date, Azusa is 21, making me 20.
Jane a cutest
I think they finished off K-ON quite nicely, anything more would be a little too much (like a S3).
If season 3 actually happened, would Azunyan, Ui and that other girl end up going to the same school as the other 4? Or would they kill off the 3 in high school and only focus on Mugi, Ritsu, Yui and Mio?
I bet at least one of the K-Ons likes Impellitteri.
If there is a season 3 in the future it would be about the four original in college, following the manga. Most people say its shit, although, the first chapters in which the anime was based were also shit, but the adaptation came out pretty good. In other words: KyoAni always finds a way.
I noticed it too, but you will probably not get banned, if they wanted to ban you because of it they'd done it while deleting your post as well
I have no idea why they removed it though
...so all the keions' voice actors have done lewd roles?
why do i even bother with living
But will they show Ritsu bugging Mio about some horror thing near an important test in med school, and the pressure being too much for Mio she shoots Ritsu (terrible shot gets her in the shoulder) and is stopped from blowing her brains out by Nodoka?
u wot m8?
>just like your last girlfriend.
joke's on you, pal
Mio is going to major in Classical Literature and teach it in high school. Not med school. If you're going to troll, at least have your facts straight.
Not a single "Sup Mugi" the entire thread. Times sure have changed
And after the incident Ritsu is stretchered out, Mio snapped out of it and ran after her, crying for forgiveness. Ritsu blows it off and doesn't press charges. However with a blown shoulder she can't play any drums, right when Ho-Kago Teatime are finally going to play at Budokan.
Summer has ended?
Try years have gone by.
I have the manga, just haven't read all of it yet. I don't really like the other 3, I wouldn't mind following up on the 4 girls. You're right they ALWAYS find a way
Then with a bloody katana. Yakuza have pistols. I'm sure Mugi has a yakuza friend who let them have guns.
Mio standing in front of students and teaching? I always imagined Mio a doctor.
I swear to Christ Kyoani will draw Ian Malcolm as a BG character someday.
There were also the badly drawn Keion specials.
>Mio standing in front of students and teaching? I always imagined Mio a doctor.
Mio specifically states an interest in literature. She'd probably be one of those quiet teachers that is very shy in general.
Ricchan looks so kissable in that pic
I really hope they do. Mugi's professor in S3 is Ian
You spelt Azusa wrong, you brute
Why so much hate?
There are some people on this board who have never felt true love before
See the entire board.
Komeji ruined what little love there was for the best guitarist in the show.
but azusa a big shit
deal with it
I wish I had you're waifu who's perfect, anon.
Sawa is probably a better guitarist.
Hard to believe she'd be much better if at all. When Azusa first shows off for the Keions she sounds like a cleaner Jimmy Page.
She's faster, and can do some of the van halen wankery but not as clean and doesn't have as good string control.
No, she'd make the best cake shop customer
Mio ends up learning how to play the drums and begs Jun to cover her on bass. Jun ends up tripping and showing her pantsu to all of Budokan.
Norimi, you pleb. And I'm out of usable Norimi pics.
It's been a while since I've seen the show, but if Sawa kept playing it's definitely not outside the realm of possibility that she's better.
She only does that medeleymedeleymedeley typewriter shit. Azusa had a better sense of composition and control.
What's a medeley? Sawa plays speed metal.
thanks man, i was in need of some mugi tonight i appreciate that
well, /a/ sure does know about music
You don't play an instrument, do you Anon?
It's an onomatopoeia of a metal solo that all sound the same.
And here I thought K-On! was supposed be about cute girls doing cute things?
Yes I do, actually. Sawako is not a clean player and she doesn't exploit the versatility of the instrument.
Azusa can play very challenging riffs cleanly and she has a better sense about bending, hammer-ons, pull-offs and overall composition.
(Going solely off of the solos in the show, anyway.)
Pick up your guitar and vocaroo us some of your unique soloing.
This is very embarrassing but you asked for it.
I smell bias, Anon.
Mugi is olive
This. Any asshole can play the same thing over and over again until they can regurgitate it from muscle memory at a billion beats per minute.
It's the cats with tasteful feel and phrasing that set themselves apart from the pack, though. This sort of thing isn't as easily learned, it's more innate, and Azusa seems to have it.
Mio turned 22 recently
I never saw a thread about it though
Wasn't that yesterday?
That's because nobody cares about Mio.
I actually do break into a minor frame midway through, but yeah it's mostly pentatonic. Still, you wanted proof that I play an instrument, there it is.
>I never saw a thread about it though
There was more than one.
First person I made that challenge to who actually delivered. Well done, anon.
Not him, but I kind of agree with him in a way; I'm >>100452812
https://soundcloud.com/user7734010/nanairo-biyori-cover-non-non this is me.
Note: I'm not bashing metal/speed guitarists in general. Some of them (Vai comes to mind) have crazy good feel and phrasing. They seem to be rare, though, as most metal guitarists tend to concentrate way too much on speed.
Guys who concentrate way too much on speed have trouble sounding good in any context but metal. Guys who concentrate on feel and phrasing tend to sound good in any context.
...just my opinions as someone who's been playing and gigging for 16 years now.
...have some best girl.
Mugi did nothing wrong.
Is her birthday today? (1/17)
What is it with nerds and power metal? Not saying BG are bad, because they aren't (in fact they are objectively the best power metal band) but why do they attract so many losers?
It was the 15th.
Probably the corniness, or the appeal to fantasy. Nerds tend to love the fantasy genre.
I went to Vocaroo, then to record something more complex. Completely improv on my worst guitar.
Best anon here.
Jimmy Page is so massively overrated. Sounding "like a cleaner Jimmy Page" just means you can actually play the guitar.
Azunyan is more of a Tony Iommi in his prime if he had 4 fingers.
WOAH. Massively overrated next to who?
You have heard the rain song, right?
>clearly hasn't heard '69-'72 bootlegs of Page live
Dude could fucking SHRED before he got hooked on smack. The smack really killed his coordination.
;_; I like Pat Metheny.
Makes sense. I don't listen to lyrics that much in metal, so I never really thought that hard about the fantasy business. I can't understand them half the time anyway. It's all just another instrument to me.
If there weren't noise restrictions at my place at this hour and this Jackson JTX on my lap didn't give me hand cramps with its neck as thin as a Super Wizard, I could lay down something nice too. But you did good, anon. I take my hat off to you.
Nothing to cry about anon
I just love the composition skill of Hansi and Andre, and I always love good drum work like Thomen. Marcus is cool too.
Pre-heroin Page was a force of nature.
So Mio likes jazz but is it ever stated what artists she likes?
>hating on jimmy page
Next to just about any guitarist of the time. Buck Dharma from BOC could shit all over page any day. Tom Scholz (Boston) and Brian May could too. And I have heard the rain song. Who hasn't? I wasn't that impressed.
Got me there, I haven't heard those. I'll go try to find them.
So she probably likes Soil & Pimp Sessions
Vocarooanon here. Well done. Great harmonies and control. Those bends are killer.
That's some fucking slide guitar greatness right there.
You can start with >>100453913
8-31-69 is probably the best, great-sounding whole live show example of his early playing. Some absolutely shit-hot Telecaster playing.
Also, the live stuff on the official release How The West Was Won is pretty good.
I might be biased though. I might have a ZoSo tattoo on my upper right bicep.
Have some more best girl.
I'm just ripping off Duane, anon. Er... or "borrowing" his licks. Yeah. I prefer that, come to think of it.
I'd assume Stanley Clarke, Jaco Pastorius and Charles Mingus, if she has taste in jazz bassists...
Maybe all the musical K-on fans will post their music in this thread. Make it happen, instrument/a/lists.
Too embarrassing, it's too pleb.
I wish I was a musical K-on, but I'm just sitting here minding my own bees wax.
I'll bite. Here's the hardcore punk band I'm in. I play guitar. The drummer is also a K-on fan.
You can write a song about fighting over best girl.
Reminder that cake and tea are a metaphor for cannabis and Azusa's "stop eating cake and tea and practice" is a metaphor for "stop smoking pot and practice."
Source: I've been in and out of rock bands for 16 years. There's always one Azusa.... and that person is totally necessary if you want to accomplish anything... unless you're a jam band.
Nah. I like really shitty stuff. It's cool that a lot of people play stuff here though.
A pair of K-on fans are in a band that have a song about a girl overdosing on heroin. Good time to be alive.
Is that Mio with blurry cat ears?
Everyone loves moe. Everyone. Except people with no souls.
Not bad. YOur front man sounds like he desperately wants to be Henry Rollins.
But lots of people desperately want to be Henry Rollins.
Moe is the great dopamine fiend.
If I don't get my daily fix, I'll panic
Just stopping by, here you guys go
No. It's Ritsuko and Misato in high school.
Don't know why they extended their names.
What is this?
Does this mean Anno still hates moe?
Pretty good, gonna listen to it on the way to work tomorrow!
Here's me covering a Thought Industry song on guitar. Rad band. Pls don't make fun of my shirt.
I'm the drummer in this band (hi Lee). I also play guitar on the side.
>implying azusa isn't a major smoker herself
>throw together a bunch of shit that you think is cool that doesn't make any sense
>get praised for it being deep even though you publicly admit it has no meaning at all
You can't hate moe. Moe pays the bills. At best you can have a healthy fear of it like Crystal Meth or undertows or daytime game shows.
It's funny you say this, because that's precisely right.
Azusa's type are the kind who can't take their weed and act like a retard high, often getting super paranoid and shit.
Cool beans, thanks!
If there was any of it, and it weren't all shit, I'd be much obliged.
My K-On folder
my music isnt rock like keion music but hey why not https://soundcloud.com/rxm-n/sets/yung-hentai
What are you talking about? I love the shirt.
I love Anno. ;_; I do the same thing with the songs I write.
I started writing an anime themed grindcore EP a few months back. All the music is recorded, I'm just finishing up lyrics and then I'll release it for free. Here's an instrumental sample, though.
This seems like some good browsing BGM.
Good production. What DAW(s) do you use?
I would love to but I don't have anything uploaded and my high e string snapped
>/a/ having this much good taste
People on /a/ tend to get real up in arms about anime tshirts and how you should never wear them for fear of judgement swift and harsh, but personally I don't really give a shit. I've worn it in public and I still have friends, so it doesn't seem like a huge deal. It helps that I'm not fat and sweaty.
at least it wasn't your g-string ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
As long as you don't wear a fedora, I think /a/ can understand
ableton live and fl studio
>need to spend a bit more for free shipping
>need some strings, all the store has is Peavey
>ehhhhhhh what the hell
>each set comes with an extra high E string
I'm never buying any other strings again.
Fucking every time its the goddamn high E string that snaps. Its an old guitar so the neck might be a bit warped.
Where does it snap? Does it snap in the same place every time?
I never thought I'd use the words "Peavey" and "Smart" in the same sentence. But damn, Peavey that's pretty smart.
I bout DiDario strings myself. I thought I was getting extra lights turned out they were Jazz strings. It's like my guitar is strung with suspension bridge cable. I have some earnie ball 8's on standby but I've vowed to wear out these Jazz strings first.
Also, Jun's Butt.
>Also, Jun's Butt.
It's about damn time
From the top, right where you twist it in. Its snapped like this the past three times.
At the tuning peg or at the nut? If at the peg, you might be able to fix this with a drill bit that's JUST a teeny bit thicker than the hole in the tuning peg. That should get rid of any burrs in the tuning peg. If at the nut, you may be able to fix this with a thin file or some sandpaper. Obviously, simply replacing the tuning peg or nut would also work.
>all these samples
Where did you get them? Please say this is hentai dubbing.
You clearly know what you're doing but you're at a disadvantage in that, personally, I hate everything involved with gridncore.
Yeah man sounds like you've got a burr on the peg hole. The drill bit thing might work, but just be really gentle. Alternatively any decent hardware store should have a really narrow rasp that you could use to diddle away the sharp shit in the hole, with far less risk of damaging the guitar.
Its the tuning peg, but I have heard that before so I'll give it a try before I just take it into the assholes at the music store. I've already sanded the nuts,,,, ha
Damn, Peavey. How did you know my 2002 Ibanez RG421 kept snapping the high E at the peg?
>not recognizing resident evil and shenmue
If there's one thing I will absolutely never, ever, ever, fucking EVER do, it's wear a fedora. I was at my friend's band's show tonight, and some kid was wearing a fedora and an MLP shirt. At a fucking punk rock show. You might as well grab the mic and say "make fun of me, kick my ass, pls respond", then wait by the exit bent over with your pants down and a sign that says "spank me I'm a bad girl."
>The drill bit thing might work, but just be really gentle.
I got the drill bit thing from a guy who fixes guitars for a living. Fixed the tailpiece on my Les Paul like that.
Everyone snaps high E's the most often even if their guitars don't have any flaws. Especially me as I bend strings like crazy.
They just know that the high-e string is the thinnest, thus the most likely to snap. Thus they throw in a spare. It's also probably the cheapest to produce, so that helps.
Well yeah, unless you're The Dead, Phish or Panic.
It's still an old guitar, and I think something is cutting at the peg. But I do bend a lot.
It's a hard genre to love, anon. But there's definitely some crossover in the demographics, what with all that guro shit out there. Sure, my fans would probably all be the worst kind of person, but that what internet anonymity is for.
>and I think something is cutting at the peg.
Something IS cutting at the peg. If your string breaks in the same place every time that means your guitar has a flaw which needs to be fixed.
Thing is Azunyan stole Mio's spot, and all Mio is left with is the scaredycatism and the hitting.
And tits. Don't forget the tits.
I really want this sweater.
Mio wanted to rehearse all the time because she was nervous about performing
Azusa wanted to rehearse all the time because she was anxious about performing
I always clarify this whenever the two are compared.
I don't have a drill to do the thing. Do I want to buy new pegs for the beat-up thing I bought from a pawn shop for $100 even? I'm going to get a LP soon anyways.
Azunyan just hates fun things. Azunyan is 4chan.
I really want Yui.
That isn't Mio or Azusa anon.
H-how did I do?
Did your favourite Keion tastes change over time?
I was originally all about Mio but then I realised every thing Ricchan did made my heart throb
Never have I looked at any other Keion this way
Ask yourself this: can you even call yourself a man if you do not possess an adequate tool collection?
I think not.
Get a drill, faggot.
For me, its always been Ritsu>Mio=Yui=Mugi=Azusa=the Rest
10/10 would buy non-ironically
Mio was my favorite at first, but now I can't decide between Sawako or Mugi.
Men in sheds have invented everything, Anon. Get a drill, get a ton of tools.
My gf would look cute in this
It's really nice to see a K-ON thread without little to none shitposting.
I loved S1 and went to a local screening of the movie a year ago. Good times. I haven't watched S2, though. I'm "busy" watching Hyouka right now.
Friendly reminder that Jeff Beck is the greatest living guitarist. That's all.
If we're including Sawako she comes in second after Ritsu for me
Every immature teacher is A grade material
It does make for a pretty decent sticker
Mio was my favorite while watching the first season and half of the second one.
I absolutely hated Azusa at first, but she grew on me as her character developed, and as the series ended she was my favorite she's my waifu now
I disliked Yui at first, she's my second favorite now, she's just too funny.
I disagree, though I do adore Jeff Beck.
They can come as a pair, you know.
I kind of liked watching Mugi's preference shift from Sawako to Ritsu in the latter half of the second season. She looked cute with either.
There's been a couple actually these past days, pretty good threads imo. S2 is pretty good, it has its moments (ep 19-24 made S2 for me)
Did anyone else cry during this part?
Name another guitarist who has steadily improved his playing with every album since the 1960's. Protip: you can't.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your subjective opinion is objectively wrong.
Mugi is just too cute
Calm down there, Mugi.
You had me sold at Tal's bassboob. Watching now.
Yui makes me laugh, but then I realized that laughs aren't everything and I couldn't put up with a Yui for long. Then I saw Mio.
A little actually, I was crying so fucking much at the final moments of the last episode.
I didn't give two shits about my own graduation, but I was sad as fuck over a fictional graduation
i'm gonna partake in a keion thread because they usually end up pretty fu
Not greatest living, but certainly up there
However greatest living drummer?
Plays faster towards the end so skip if you get bored of 5 mins of blast beats and fills
What I love about Jeff is he's fully capable of doing the whole metal shred stuff but he prefers to simply express his absurdly unique, eccentric musical personality instead. Nobody else is capable of making more different, emotional sounds come out of his instrument plugged directly into the amp, no effects. Complete, utter mastery of the entire instrument.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my studio hitting 1200 notes. My fingers were flexing and niggers within a 10 mile radius were getting uppity. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour jam session I called one of the bitches I know, Sawa-chan sensei. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Sawa-chan sensei called me and said she wanted to dress me up. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing keyboard. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my keyboard. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My Korg Triton Extreme is going inside of her house, hitting them walls. I’m holding my keyboard's entire body up with my left pinky as I’m playing it and she's hitting 30,000 notes on her guitar. She looks me in the eyes and she says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I hit my keys so hard she drops her costume. There had to have been about two dozen of costumes everywhere. People say I look moe in costumes, I wouldn’t disagree with them.
I throw her a sheet so she can read my new lyrics herself then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
shits wild son
You don't even know. I watched the show, fell in love with Mio, declared her as my waifu, and bought several things of her. Recently I rewatched the show and enjoyed almost every part with Ritsu more.
I still really like Mio but it gets hard sometimes to keep up with waifu game.
you're wife a shit
>PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT
I don't think my parents want me to listen to this
Anon, those two words do not belong in the same sentence
You can't rush into these things. It's a shame that you've betrayed lovely Mio but follow that heart of yours
Ricchan is olev
black people are in her eyebrows
Hello add me on skype and join some anons cog.jake
It took this long for black people + mugi post
Inorite? Best K-ON thread in a long time.
>You can't rush into these things
It took me almost a year to have any doubts. But they hit hard when they happened.
Mai waifu chose me in my dreams.
>choosing your waifu
>implying I chose her
Like I said, I was very careful. But I fucked up either way.
>tfw I bought a Gibson Les Paul because of Yui
I've been playing guitar since I was in elementary, and I actually prefer Fenders.
After watching K-on I kinda just jumped on Gibson.
Anyone else who's done shit like this?
When I actually learn to play guitar well, I'm going to buy myself a Fender Japan '69 Reissue Mustang so I can become a colossal faggot. I just need to find out what color matches Azusa's guitar the best because apparently the Candy Apple Red color may not perfectly match.
A failure in fantasy and reality
The ultimate /a/non
Ritsu isn't my waifu, Nagato is. But I can't always suppress my feelings as much as I'd like
I view it on case to case, not by archetype
I understand, I don't usually like tomboys. But somewhere something changed.
That Mustang Reissue is my next guitar purchase, probably gonna get it in a few years when I have cash to burn. I bought my Les Paul two years ago and it's the most expensive thing I own. I can still feel the burn through my pockets.
According to the wiki page, her Muttan is a Candy Apple Red model. I actually found the exact same one (with the red headstock) in my local Craigslist.
All keions are best Keions
>her Muttan is a Candy Apple Red model
That's what I keep seeing, but according to some random forum posts, her guitar isn't exactly a consistent color. In some cases CAR is the best match but in others, red or old candy apple red is a better match. I'll probably just end up getting one in CAR anyway, because that seems to be the official color.
4chan statistics would actually agree with that
Google Azusa Canyon.
It's a thing.
Do not want
Man is this party still going, I like K-on and make music.
soundcloud is random tunes, bandcamp is a completed album with transitions and all the fixings
I often imitate that touhou/kirby/cave story style to a fault and don't play the guitar especially well but boy do I love music, if anyone gives a listen I sincerely hope you enjoy it!
Ritsu is the best and I love her dearly
Absolutely. My old high-school band was like the keions in the sense that we'd practice for a little bit and just fuck around for the rest of the day. This scene hit really close to home and I cried like a bitch. I haven't seen any of my bandmates since we graduated. [/spoiler:lit];_;
All the keions are the best keions.
Mio is the bestest keion.
I did the same and I see my bandmates all the time
I almost caved in and pulled the trigger on an Edwards Les Paul, but I decided not to. Single-coils 4 lyfe
There is no best K-On, just a favorite one, because they all objectively are best.
>tfw Mugi doesn't use a Moog.
Wasted joke right there.
They're all best, but Ritsu is bestest.
Genderbent K-On's are moe as fuck.