You're in Egypt and this guy slaps your stand's ass. What do you do?
Keep in mind he's 122 and can stop time.
I still don't understand, how the fuck did he track the protagonists?
And was The World Jonathan's stand?
Ask him if I can slap his delicious nachos in turn.
I'm straight but I like Dio's ass.
Does that mean I'm gay?
Yes because it would make sense considering what The World is associated with.
Pose fabulously, of course.
The OVA was pretty serious shit due to the lack of music and fabulousness. I wonder how the anime'll turn out in that regard.
Stands are associated with your soul, not your body.
I'd join him, get my ass beat by the Crusaders, join them, then get killed by DIO
Its Dio's, The World used as a Stand by an alternate Diego Brando when pulled out by D4C.
It was assumed until SBR that it was supposed to be Jonathan's because of Josuke's and Jotaro's Stands resembling and being similar to Dio's.
so, what was your favorirte part, and your favorite character from said part?
Part 4 - tied between Kira, Josuke, and Rohan.
Second place goes to SBR for Ringo and Funny.
Battle Tendency, for being set in the 30's, and having Nazis.
>delegating SBR universe Broheim to role of terrorist
I dropped it right there.
what the hell was SBR meant to be anyway? A reboot, or some kind of fucked up continuation with a rewritten phantom blood as the basis?
The new universe Pucci created.
Ya know, it took me a long ass time to realize the real reason her stole Johns body was so he could masturbate with it. In the end, Johnathan was his one and only husbando.
Why bang him when you can BE him?
>mfw the corpse parts assembling
I thought Kars was coming back for whatever reason
He tracked them using Johnathan's star birthmark and reverse hermit purple or some plot device bullshit
also IIRC Araki said Johnathans stand was not ZA WARUDO, but something else that was basically hermit purple 2.0
He makes me want to be American. So proud and patriotic he probably shits apple pies
They're actually a little of both.
But SBR pretty much conforms The World is Dio's stand not Johnathan's. But being able to access the other Jojo's stand powers is something he had (or would have had) from being in Johnathan's body.
>there are people reading this post right now, as in RIGHT NOW, who haven't read hokuto no ken
Dio became a De facto progeny to future JoJo's and current living JoJo family members. So Jonathan's blood is coursing in the body along with Dio's in unison.
So if Dio gets another Bizarre power, all currently living JoJo family members WILL inherit that power as well.
They can't become zombies or vampires of course since they are made manually, vampires through the stone mask and zombies from being sucked all of their blood out and then given vampiric essence.
So is Dio still making zombies? haven't seen even a small insignificant hint about him making any new zombies, but he could be doing it behind the scenes.
Who knows, they didn't even make it clear if it was going to be related to jojos or not until it started.
Why would I read a Jojo ripoff when I can read Jojo.
best ASB theme as well
1. Erina in the anime
2. Hot Pants
>no sane looking villain to shake things up a bit
I know it's his art style, but it really gives it away when the bad guy is clearly a stylized faggot.
>Best girl not at top
Its a solid number 3, but Rohan and Diavolos are way better
all the bitches looked slammin in the anime
Wedding Erina was probably the best
I don't think so, his main bodyguards like Vanilla Ice are vampires, but the whole point of Charisma was to conquer the world without creating chaos and giving his minions a debilitating weakness to sunlight. Dio in part 3+ is much more mature and less spaztic than Part 1 Dio.
too much for me to handle
must, take bait
>I thought I was the only one who liked Yukako
>no Lisa Lisa
>no Valentine waifu
>no female Koichi
>The nazi's saw through Joseph's clever disguise!
>not reading Part 8
>still no ASB Diego
Will SBR's equivalent of Battle Tendency be covered in our lifetime?
SBR WAS Battle Tendency, it was part's 1-3 redux. We're up through at least new universe part 4.
>141 days since the release of All Star Battle
>the game coming west put the final nail in the coffin of Stroheim not being playable
Wait, which one is that supposed to be? Bite Za Dasto?
I miss nazibro
>wanting to play as Stroheim
>got killed by faggot Russians
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>Wanting to play as pucci
>got killed by some faggot little kid
>wanting to play as johnny
>killed by some faggot rock
You are dumb.
Could Dio kill cars?
There is nothing wrong about what I just said at all
no, you can't kill cars, he's technically still alive.
Normal Cars yeah, but not the Ultimate Being.
But there is when said kid has the powers of Weather Report vs a faggot with a cyborg body getting taken down by normal humans.
The comparison is as flawed as can possibly be.
I got to part 4, I'm not sure if I like it better than 3, the whole arrow hunt business seems a bit redundant after stopping ancient Vampire though this time scale is much smaller as well, just some small village. Josuke I definitely prefer over Jotaro in Stardust, he's more down to Earth, gets angry over stupid hair thing but is a nice guy overall, Jotaro felt like Araki was trying too hard to make him a total badass. Still don't like stands though, ripples was much more interesting battle system than x-men with proxies. Also fuck little dude's stand, the way it's presented really weak physically is too obvious that it's gonna be complete hax in the end.
>Ripple more interesting then stands
You're fucking stupid
Part 4 is shit. Just wait till Part 5, the whole journey across Italy is much, much better. You'll come to like Stands when you see how every fight is about strategy and not only raw power.
>part 4 is shit
Ripple was a competent system, it had its rules applied and Joseph fought with outwitting opponents, with stands it's just how much you can bullshit your power over everything, and that shit may work in One piecce where you LOGIC your power up, but JoJo despite its crazyness is still too coherent for that.
Are you legit trying to tell me that stand users don't outwit their opponents with their abilities?
Are you fucking serious? Really?
>You have to be in direct contact with a nonliving object to send the ripple through it
Face it, ripple was as consistent as Gold Experience
Well they pretend that it's outwitting, but it usually happens by using some ability or move that we weren't aware of being even possible to use with that stand like Kakyoin suddenly being able to cover entire battleground in hierophant as a string or Polnareff suddenly shooting his sword and such. With ripples we knew perfectly well what Joseph is able to do, but he managed to use it by pretending to do something else, usually running away.
>No Foo Fighters
Get on my knees and suck him dry because I'm a big faggot for Dio.
It's definitely Jesus, also known as Joshua Joestar
>every stand is consistent and fights are about strategy
>gyro vs valentine
>what a fucking great battle
>johnny vs Valentine
>that mother fucking deus ex infinite golden spin
damn you araki! damn you! it was so close to be perfect! SO CLOSE!!!
Ask him why he didn't stop time and shoot his lazier eyes to kill Jotaro
Probably the same reason his son forgot half his stand's abilities midway though part V.
What motivation did Valentine have to lie to Johnny? The deal he offered him was completely tipped in the president's favor. He'd get to stay alive and keep the corpse. Even if he had succeeded in killing Johnny with the gun, D4C's rotation would have kept killing him over and over again forever.
So how many bastard kids does Dio have?
Gio's a miracle baby compared to the ones we see in Part 6.
patriotism son, patriotism.
I fucking love dionosaur from SBR. I was NOT expecting that. I even though it was stupid as hell at first. But he was fucking great.
I really wish Dio would return as the main vilain.
If it wasn't for Giorno stand with his bullshit inconsistent power (including GER) part 5 would be perfect.
And the fact that the last fight was fucking disapointing. Fucking requiem bullshit.
Why has nobody scanlated this yet?
God I hate Dio's design in the 90's OAV.
That's the only part I dislike in the OAVs, apart from his voice.
What a fucking midget, I better watch out not to stomp him.