>student council has higher authority than the government
>Character family have ties with the school board and can do whatever fuck they want.
>MC's parents moved away because of work
You clearly don't understand how student councils work in Japan
>OP has panty shots
How should he?
>MC's parents are dead and he lives with his grandfather in the province
>Student council consists of the strongest people in the school and therefore the whole area
Schools there are basically prisons, the Student Council controls who will be bullied, for how long and who the bullies will be.
They even have authority to kill students or rape teachers.
>student council in charge of everything
>school principal is no where to be found
>....................................................................................................................................................no-one knows her real age, but apparently she's over 25 and still not married
>Student council pres is rich, smart, in top physical shape, perfect at everything
>Everybody freaks the fuck out if she's in the vicinity
>14 episodes in and nothing has happened
>the greatest majority of important people and brilliant students are girls without a boyfriend
>the fanclub follows her every move
Every SoL ever?
>takes 4 episodes before the studio gets their shit together the OP/ED is more than a single scrolling image or two with music playing
This is the way it should be if one expects majority high grades.
>student council president walking with boy to/around school
>everyone loses their minds
>School let middle school student council handle budgets.
I fucking hate student council.
It's really such a thing in Japan ?
>student Council president has a nickname like "ice queen", "the mermaid", "steel princess"
Everything in anime is an acurate portrayal of japanese culture. Are you a fucking baka gaijin or what?
>Best girl never wins
>Your favourite girl never wins
>Childhood friend never wins
>Christmas Cake sensei never wins
>MC's Lustful Mother never wins
>Tsundere wins by default
>student council is always female
>Only regal/noble/empress level females are allowed to become student council president
>Men are potatoes and can't become leaders of anything and are constantly beaten and abused by females in society
>MC is an insecure faggot with more emotions than a bitch on PMS devouring chocolates
>Episode 1 - Introduces characters and plot
>Episode 2-22 - Itsfuckingnothing.png
>Episode 23 - Shit finally hits the fan
>Episode 24 - Power of friendship shit saves the day and none of the girls won. The End
Fact : in japan, student council have more power than teachers
>Episode 8 - UMI DAAAAAAA
I don't believe that.
You're bullshitting here.
>Guy with slants for eyes
>He opens them
Why do you think they're always pictured as a powerful thing? It's part of their culture, they really have power.
my school had a student council too
I never saw any traces of its existence, though
Yeah, and robot related property damage is a huge drain on their insurance industry. I read it in the Wall Street Journal.
>I love you.
>HUH WHAT DID YOU SAY
I would think letting children have power would be a bad idea
In Australia, schools have a school representative council (src) who are a bunch of snobby cunts who only address the assembly. pretty fucking useless.
>Mysterious transfer student right after encounter with MC
what's wrong with that?
They usually turn out to be evil too
Meanwhile in America you can have guns before your licence to drive.
It's so cliche in anime, that the greentext itself become cliche.
>son/daughter of the chairperson
>absolute authority over all teachers and personnel
There has never been an anime where two lovers in high school get to live with each other where there isn't a
Family living with them
Friends living with them
Some sort of interruption
some sort of problem in general
Why can't high schoolers just live together and be lovey dovey all the time?
At least everyone is on a level playing field on that matter
>jelly filled donuts one season
>sandwiches the next season
>third season they finally decide to call them rice balls
Fuckin hate you Brock
>ramen is now spaghetti
>wine is grape juice
What about Kare Kano?
What is Clannad?
Watch more anime, fgt.
I suppose that one is somewhat believable
>Fat people are evil
which is true.
Holy fuck I can't stand that "popularity queen"/fanclub that antagonizes anyone who gets too close bullshit. So fucking retarded, fuck you witch craft works I'd drop you so hard if Kagari wasn't so damn perfect
>The fat guy gets ripped when he powers up
clannad they weren't high schoolers when they moved in and it wasn't all the time.
Also she kinda died remember?
I haven't watched but thank you now I will look into it.
I have but I have not seen one specifically where highschoolers are able to live peaceful lives together in the same house where nothing happens but love.
if they are out of high school or only one is, it doesn't count
>The small delicate girl who looks like she could barely lift a sword for reps is the most powerful fighter
>One of the girls' family has seemingly endless power and/or resources and can do anything they want with no consequences.
>mc is loved by all the girls because he is a "nice guy"
Man a lot of these sound like idiots whining about the first episode of WCW
>Student council president is walking around the school.
>Everyone is staring at him/her describing how perfect his/her grades, looks and athletics abilities are as well as emphasizing how powerful his/her authority.
basically beta fantasy
or what girls would be like if romance was real
STOP THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT
>Girl is heir to a corporation with more power and than most countries.
>Going to a public school
>The student council is the most respected authority
>The treasurer always wears glasses
>No one wants to join the SC
Why is it never a dude?
Why is it never a down-to-earth dude?
>basically beta fantasy
I think that might be the real deal right there.
>fat guy gets the girl
I can only think of one anime this has happened in
And it was complete shit.
is it horror?
You didn't like Paprika?
>The extremely minor character which we barely catch a glimpse of is the true main antagonist, pulling the ropes from behind the scenes without any one realizing it until he finalizes his plan to take over the entire planet itself
>not wearing armbands at any given opportunity
>Power of friendship solves anything, probably even the gordian knot
muh ojou-sama fantasy
better not be NTR
NTR's boron production is off the charts
The way the student council is portrayed in anime is to poke fun at how useless it is in real life.
Oh, I was thinking of something much more recent.
I'll take what is Accel World for 500
I remember this doujin with that fat guy and loli
Accel World, the girl is into the fat guy.
>Dude - Sometimes
>Down to earth - Never
is that Gabe Newell?
Fuck, I forgot all about Accel World.
>Girl is a heir to the largest corporation in the world making her defacto the worlds most powerful person
>Uses all the power for retarded shit
No it's his Japanese cousin
>protag saved me from something when we were kids and he forgot about me
>cultural festival episode!
>beach episode! (bonus point for magical way to gain money over 1-2days)
>uguu~ so kawaii yukata l-l-let's hold hands under fireworks at a festival episode
>oh no I fell and accidentally groped megane megaboobs' breasts in a lewd way and now I get beaten up by other love interests for the rest of the episode while being a massive herbivore
>protag gets super flu and needs to be nursed for one day epiosde
>haha all the boys in the class hate protag because all the cute, interesting girls fell in love with him for some reason oh noes he got hit by childhood friend because misunderstandings lmao episode
>Miyagai Academy Maximum Authority Wielding Best Student Council
>It's actually good
I fucking hate every single one of these
most shows aren't even making an attempt at not being as generic as humanely possible, even good shows occasionally fall victim to those cliches
>its perfectly clear that the girl loves the mc
>mc doesn't get it
Don't forget she's insanely beautiful, has an IQ greater than any human being on the planet, has near omniscient levels of knowledge about everything, can barehandedly destroy a mob of gangsters with magic kendo powers of something and really, really loves some plain old boring guy because he was nice to her without knowing she's a demigod of a human being.
He gets one girl and it's the cop that also dies while MC gets Saeko
>People refer to people either from the Kanto/Kansai regions as a "hicks"
>People from Tohoku are pretty much irrelevant
With Wake Up! Girls being the only exception
>cicada sound fucking everywhere
Why is this so common in anime? When japs are anticipating a new series do they hope that the power of friendship is a factor
>This anime is about some Japanese school kids who belong to a club, WITH A TWIST!
That's realistic though.
Where I live it is actually like that for a good few weeks, though.
>They actually perform club activities
>My name is _______. I was just an ordinary highschool student...
To be fair he got treated like shit for years and had a total of one friend his whole life, he doesn't realize when equally awkward people hit on him. He joined the club to finally make a friend and ended up with a harem.
Fuck you, Cicada ruins my summers.
Because true friendship is rare and valued commodity in East Asia.
who da thunk
>they are in need of more members or the student council president will close their club, so they blackmail anon into signing an application form!
God damn I fucking hate blackmail plot devices.
>MC has all sorts of cool shit happening around him
>he just wants to live a normal life
fuck you MC, and fuck whoever wrote your character
>people from Kansai aren't physically able to speak standard japanese
>characters speak in a weird way/add "nyaa" or similar stuff at the end of every sentence
>no one is bothered by this/asks why they do it
somebody hold me..
To be fair they are everywhere starting spring in my city.
Their sound is really loud and annoying tough
You can't hear anything else during the summer over there.
Japan has a metric fuck ton of cicadas though
Being abnormal in Japan is frowned upon. Even if you have a harem and spend your days travelling the world with magic powers.
what a twist
>Opening beings with mc looking up the sky and/or birds flying
>Onsen/beach episode combo
>That glorious feel when your country doesn't have mutant sized insects, our bees aren't borderline lethal, deadly centipedes don't crawl out of the shower sinks, and our biggest spiders can be covered by a timble.
I pretty much completely shit myself if I visit another country and as much as spot the shadow of a cockroach.
But yeah, I think that's fairly normal in japan, you aren't supposed to complain about cliches that are true
if it is so frowned upon, why are there so many fuckin gookcartoons about it
>flat chested tsundere
>"he has hidden powers"
I love when that is played for laughs though
This thread is basically why I stopped watching anime and only watch shows that go out of their way to not be a bundle of played out tropes for NEETs aged 18-30
I love them. I'm a sucker for powercreep shounen. I can't help myself. I like deus ex machinas and mary sue villains too. Deal with it
Fuck this. I had to drop D-Frag in the first 10 minutes because of this shit. Water best girl could not even save the show.
>Heros kill 10s of Thousands of minions and innocent bystanders.
>Wont kill villain because killing is wrong.
>girl falls in love with MC for stupid has fuck reason like "he didn't beat me up like everybody else does, must be an angel"
>doesn't see him for 10+ years
>still in love with him, doesn't even look at other guys even though he doesn't remember who the fuck she is and he's changed as time passed
>at the same time, MC meets another girl
>she falls in love with him too with the same intensity of the childhood friend in 10 minutes
>watching anime at all when the superior medium is both more prolific and of higher average quality.
Manga a best
Try living somewhere where the average roach is twice the size of a normal roach I seriously didn't know roaches came smaller than 3-4 inches. You never get used to that shit no matter how long its been.
>Mc has harem...everyone is okay with it except the ones not in it.
Fat hacker otaku in Steins; Gate gets a good girl and a best girl for daughteru
>This is one of our school's seven mysteries...
This is what I hate the most
I like that
>accidentally grabbing girl's boobs
yeah 2loveru sometimes it seriously pissed me off
>little sister wants a romantic relationship with her onii-chan for no specific reason
Nigger we don't even have normal roaches here. I'll freak the fuck out regardless
Because then otaku can't fantasize about being able able to escape Japan's draining work-till-you-die salaryman culture by marrying some beautiful girl from a super rich family.
why does japan hate childhood friends so much
Trigun is the only show to do this right, and even then it was only achievable by making the MC clinically retarded
Reading this thread. Something is missing.
Looks like I'll have to use THAT!
>Implying she needs a reason
>Childhood friend is introduced solely to prove as an impedance to the romance and starts taking drastic action to fuck up the relationship when it is finally making progress
NO! FUCK YOU!
If you kill him you'll be just like him!!
>inheriting giant corp
I'd probably freak out if one those japanese ciadas landed on me. Bugs shouldn't be that loud or that big.
Trigun ran to long. It was better at the start when the Vash jokes were funny and not abandoned later.
>mc has harem
>he never realizes it
>"I will be just like him if I kill him!"
He also got his best friend killed because of his poison moralfaggotry.
I want to see you react to a palmetto bug and shit your pants. I have seen them my whole life and I still jump at the sight of one.
how does a country that harsh produce such girly men?
Why is the childhood friend never a guy?
Why is the childhood friend always not-just-a-friend?
Seriously, is there a show where MC and FeMC don't end up together and just stay bros till the end?
Character so powerful his skin can deflect cruise missiles.
Stock Tsundere can smash his face by slapping him after screaming ecchi/baka/hentai/etc
>instinctively move feet up on the chair
Why would you let these things exist?
That's what I mean by done right, it turns out that being a pacifist when people are constantly shooting at you could lead to getting killed, who'd have thunk it?
Personally I liked the shift from silly Vash to serious Vash, though I agree it went too far in that direction by the end
>series has no pretext to develop anymore
>episode ends with a character you can't see the face getting out the bus/train/car and the last scene is a close of his/her smile and a little
>Country worried about aging population.
>MC has a dozen girls lusting after his cock and doesn't bang one.
Literally too dumb to live.
To be fair, they are often implied to have more force behind it than a cruise missile, often sending the MC into the sky with a twinkle
>When he opens his eyes, his true power/ability is revealed.
>mc protects his mana from sneaky succubi
Either that or he posses negative sum libido.
>the childhood friend is the tsundere
Because in the shithole that is the Florida these things are everywhere and every time you think you have removed this blight from you house more show up. These also unlike roaches will actually fly if they want to (fortunately they usually do not).
Except when she's not in the loop. Like a secret war going on or whatever.
anime industry contributes to decreasing birth rates, not increasing them
>MC is known to be a perv
>has harem of hot bitches
>doesn't do anything lewd with/to them
>mfw finding a palmetto bug in one of my shoes
>someone always cockblocks
he's actually american
>Girl disguised as boy
>Having a bath
>MC walks in
>Let's have a bath together!
>Giant titties/ass curves/giant ass titties
It was really well done in Eyeshield though, instead of irritation I've felt immense hype.
The manly men are too busy fighting a life or death battle at the brink of existence to keep the true evil sealed away.
When a true man is born in Japan they take him away from his family to be raised by warrior monks and trained in all forms of martial arts and mysticism in order to fulfill his duty.
>show makes it ambiguous whether the QT trap is really male
There's no need for allure you faggots, just tell me it has a dick so I can fap
>Walk around barefoot and step on one when not looking, feeling that squish that coats about 60% of your foot because the fucker was so big
>MC has a harem
>He's only intimate with the reverse trap
Not if he can help it.
>Not comprehending the magic of skirts
It doesn't matter faggot, as long as it is wearing a skirt its a girl
yes, and to me it's very appealing when that girl was a boy to begin with
As a 6 Year Old Henisei-Tashu-Ijou-Syndrome(Hentai-Syndrome) is diagnosed that cuold kill him if he gets sexual excited.To prevent him from dieing his father teaches him the ways to controll his body for ten years in the mountains. With 16 he enrolls in Nangokuren-Highschool that he thought is an All-Boys-School but in reallity is an All-Girls-School that just got coed.
HAHA picked up
What? Wasn't it one of the causes because of the declining rates?
I know it's rather small fraction, but it is still a reason.
>Main character is an alpha and he knows it and don't give a fuck about anything
>Enemies would be easily defeated if all the forces on the MC's side just attacked
>They all just stand back and watch while a select few fight instead
No anime ver that is not a battle shounen
>Damn that pesky MC!
>I must have him killed or else he will ruin my plans!
>Lt. Cannon Fodder von Weaksauce go and kill him!
Too bad the sales will always be shit so unless it was already planning on a 2nd season (which they might cancel because of shitty sales), it won't have s2.
>Thirty year old character
>Complains because he's so old
rip in pieces
Hagure Yuusha no Esthetica is pretty much a harem
>incredbly hot school nurse who is constantly hitting she wants the mc dick
>Stereotypical American Army General put in charge
>MC, ski desk
>Eh? Nine day?
>N-nine demon eye
>that one character who ends every sentence with nyan
>ara ara~ milfs never ever win
it hurts to live
>dat guilty crown guy
>Onsen/beach/school cultural festival combo
>9 year old girl in kimono
>Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou
>No one gives a shit about when MC gets shit on
>Everyone goes berserk after seeing MC with mary sue ojou-sama/student council prez
Things like these make me hate everyone.
>Onsen/beach/Cultural Festival/Pinp pong/Maid cafe/Ghost house combo
>cute sensei never wins
Though the down-to-earth part should be loosely applied.
>Onsen/beach/Cultural Festival/Pinp pong/Maid cafe/Ghost house/cherry blossom combo
But they are literally everywhere gaijin-kun
> girl sitting in class doing nothing wrong
>"What a bitch, let's get some guys to rape her."
>Girl is too perfect
>I know let's bully her and ask some guys to rape her
God japan are so jelly
>Japan is the first to be attacked
>lived in japan for 3 years
I didn't help the fact that I stayed near a park. There were a FUCKTON of them.
Some japs eat them
>camera quickly pans to the sky.
>one of the most chill characters is actually full psycho
>some japs eat them
What the fuck mayne
>Onsen/beach/swimming pool cleaning/Cultural Festival/Pinp pong/Maid cafe/Ghost house/cherry blossom/Athletic Festival combo
>Savior of the earth is always comes from Japan
There was a video on niconico where a guy ate it raw with some sauce. I think it was also uploaded on youtube.
>loli wearing a hoodie with any kind of earns or horns in it
This happens more in manga tough
Fucking love that.
Any particular doujins in mind?
>Japan is the only place getting attacked.
They most likely got this idea from hollywood
>implying these two don't happen in hollywood films were both of the cases are from america.
lotsa protein m8
>MC has used all of his special attacks - reached maximum power
>He's about to get his ass kicked
>But wait there's more
>Some new unknown power awakens inside
>Bad guy never asked for this
>Moral dialogue on how power of love and friendship can perform miracles
manhwa is ten times worse about this, going out of their way to point out it out
>battle scene starts
>YOUR EARS ARE BOMBARDED BY CONSTANT WUBS & BASS BEING DROPPED BACK INTO RIVERS
>foreigner raised from birth in Japan
>still speaks awful thick-accented japanese
>always wears sunglasses and calls everyone "baby"
This never gets old
WATCH ME GOING
>Japanese people travel all over the world
>Everyone speaks perfect Japanese
>Foreigners visiting Japan speak perfect Japanese
>Americans speak perfect Japanese
>"you broke your Y, you will never be able to do X anymore"
>recover X and it is now more powerfull thanks to his will power and hard training
Think for a second will you?
>Foreigner can barely speak in his or her native language
ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO GUILLOTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Character comes to Japan from overseas
>They were actually born in Japan and just lived in another country for most of their lives due to their parent's career
now that's something worth watching
no gaijins allowed
half gaijins at best
>local authorities, police, government and even the army, are powerless in the face of middle/highschool students
>characters from Australia
The PTA in Japan has Yakuza members and politicians on it that DEMAND their kids have a nice record. It wouldn't be surprising if the student councils could just ask their parents to smooth out any "problems."
Basically just imagine your standard rich little shit with a father in power and multiply it.
>girl is asked to war a skimpy as hell cloth that looks like is made of strings
>is ok with it
>beta as fuck MC has the harem
>other guys are ok with this and MC don't have a single rival
Those still exist, actually? I thought that the actual Yakuzas have died out and that only mobsters were left.
>is the same type of common roache I saw and killed during all my life
Not a big deal.
Nope, someone correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure they helped out buying medical supplies when the earthquake and tsunami hit.
Yakuza are big in Japan. They own actual office buildings andI "businesses actually budget a yakuza tax in official documents.
Mondaijitachi ga Isekai Kara Kuru Sou Desu yo
>Tsundere always win
Yeah, I also heard that they are involved in the clean up operations in Fukushima.
Oh, I see. That's kinda interesting. Thanks, will have to read up on it some more.
You cant have a business if your clients are unavaible
>MC is an ordinary high school boy who has a somewhat dark past. Due to certain circumstances, he formed a "fake" couple with his childhood friend Girl 1, but otherwise, he lives a normal life. However, one day, he comes across a girl named Girl 2, in a uniform he has never seen before, collapsed on the school campus. This encounters changes MC's destiny completely.
This is actually from an anime airing this season.
Basically nerds who are so autistic they take themselves out of the gene pool with voluntary celibacy and asexuality.
>foreign transfer student comes to Japan
>speaks perfect Japanese, but barely intelligible English
They aren't that bad when they're outside although i personally really hate roaches. The real problem is when it's raining outside so they sneak inside your house and fly in the same place you're sleeping, or when you wake up to go pee in the middle of the night and you see them on the roof of the bathroom before going NOPE and holding it in for the rest of the night.
Also a word of warning. Never take a bunch of bananas and put them in the sink in your kitchen to rinse them off. at LEAST 30 of the bastards will come out of hiding and you're gonna spend the rest of the day cleaning the kitchen to purge the unclean.
BAMBOO SUPREMACY : The anime
>entire thing reaks of mahou sensou
>actually said that its airing this season
How retarded can you be? It wasn't that hard to guess, let alone quote the entire fucking synopse.
That's great, at least so long as they justify their decision with eugenic reasons instead of some >I'm too enlightened to bother with basic bodily urges[/spoiler-]bullshit
>story is centered around a single character
>that character is unlikeable trash that the audience is expected to love
Extra was intentionally cliché, though. She's actually an interesting character in Alternative.
You're just made it will never happen to you.
Beta as fuck people who say their asexual because they can't get laid because of reason.
>best school in the nation with the brightest youth
>just can't stop falling on top each other
I think Japan is just a very stumbly type of nation.
More likely that they just find it too much of a hassle because Japanese girls love the smell of their own farts.
Why try when you can't win? Sometimes it might be easy to just not try, that way you don't have jump through hoops and stress yourself out while getting to enjoy you're waifu.
Or something like that.
Every harem ever
tis a symptom of autism
sounds like Accel World
Let me guess, Nisekoi?
Because you usually still live with your parents in highschool.
And parents would be dumb to let highschoolers live together alone
What is Mahou sensou
>a thread posting anime cliches in quotes
>he formed a "fake" couple with his childhood friend Girl 1
So, their relationship was fake? Good think I dropped this pile of shit 10 minutes in.
I just picked it up recently, /a/ said bullshit as usual, it's clearly said he knows what's going on but is too afraid of changes
>story around four girls, one is a dimwit, another is easily shy,, another is unusually energetic and the other is the seemingly normal one but holds some bizarre and hidden trait
I've had Dragons Rioting on my backlog for the longest time.
Looks like I have to pick it up for real now.
Isn't there a term for that clumbsy idiot archetype girl?
But we do know it and we hate him for being a coward.
>MC's friend is a pretty cool guy and a lot happier and way more alpha.
>All the girls hate his guts because he has fun and expresses interest in them.
Japan has so much shit taste.
But he's not dense in that case, I thought he was until half of s2 though.
He loves her but she doesnt see it because of dense.
Yeah. Japanese women are kinda horrible when you hear about them. You work all day while they don't and if you're lucky you get 10% of your paycheck as an "allowance." Tis pretty bullshit.
>the MC is a trap
>he loves her but doesn't notice
>she loves him but doesn't notice
Fuck this shit.
Fuck I hate this. It breaks the immersion when a supposed foreigner speaks his/her native language but she/he has a huge japanese accent. And sometimes what's said doesn't make sense.
>Foreign transfer student comes to japan
>Blonde hair, blue eyes
>Speaks good english, horribly accented japanese
It's pretty good.
>Japanese girls love the smell of their own farts.
I think my opinion of Japan got worse.
And that is amazing considering I go on 2chan.
>That one rich character who has a gigantic super mansion
>OH THATS JUST THE SECONDARY MANSION (Or some bullshit)
>He loves her but she doesnt see it because of dense.
Are you BR?
>Transfer student from southern Europe
Oh hey, we got those here too.
And Scolopendre too.
Southern Europe actually has quite a lot of blonds.
Fuck, I was thinking of Eastern Europe, instead of Southern. I need sleep.
I'm a BR and please don't put me together with that mongrel.
> Atmosphere literally 25% oxygen
> Everyone is fluent in Japanese
> It's night
> Suddenly the sun is nowhere to be seen
> I mean really - a gigantic miasma of incandescent plasma just disappears somehow?
> Unimportant character is killed
> He/she/it dies
> More than one tv station airs anime
> It's even not dubbed in English
> The end of Clannad
> Nagisa dies
Is there some anime that takes the italian american stereotype, AKA Fonzie?
>best girl for daughteru
That's not Cristiiiina.
>Fact : in japan, student council have more power than teachers
This guy knows what he's talking about.
Let me explain it to you newfaggots.
First things first - teachers in Japan are considered as the lowest pieces of worthless shit you can imagine. They can't shout to a student, they can't hit a student, they can't even look at a female student in the eyes or they'll get sued. Needless to say this has happened because for some reason a big number of teachers in Japanese schools are complete scum (bullied kids becoming bullies) so now the law is so intolerant against them it's virtually impossible for them to have ANY authority.
Student councils in a Japanese school ARE SCARY - imagine a clique of jocks, rich fags and the top crammers which get good test score and have a ton of pent up anger and issues with their families. They are all angry. They are all merciless. And they have institutionalized power.
IF YOU. DECIDE. TO BE A TRENDY COOL GUY. They will fucking rip you apart. Everything they can use against you in the school regulations they will. And then some.
If you're just some silent introverted fuck the other bullies will deal with you.
> Eastern European
> in an anime
I thought Japan didn't know we exist. Nonetheless, we do have blondes - slavic ancestry and all that.
Oh hey I remember a story like this, but with a twist!
It's the same girl.
Gundam Build Fighters has a guy from Italy, who is a huge womanizer flirt and goes "OH DIOS MIO" when his attempts of hitting on a woman with a gunpla gets cockblocked.
>hurr muh rights
And thus, every problem ever was solved
>"OH DIOS MIO"
That's not how it works you silly Japan.
And no teacher has ever tried fucking with them? You know - pit them against each other.
> Oh, miss Satsuki, I'm VERY sorry for giving you only 98/100 on this test. I suggest you ask your friend miss Harime for some study pointers, she scored 100/100.
Wasn't there that /a/non who works as a teacher in japan a while ago? He made a thread and answered questions and he said that while the student council has some power, it's obviously exaggerated to the extreme in most anime.
In the end they can't really declare anything on their own and have to get the principal's or whoevers approval.
Hey man, is ''KKKKKKKKKKKK'' the new ''huehuehuehue''.
Yesterday, I joined a BR BF4 server, and everyone was spamming ''kkkkkk''. sorry for the blog shit. Here's my apology: http://pastebin.com/k3aQb0dP
I can vouch for this.
My sister taught in Japan for two years, and although they Student Council is held in high esteem, their power is very limited.
The thing about bullies being basically allowed to bully those who stand out is true, though.
>I thought Japan didn't know we exist.
You should watch Qwaser. Also that season of DtB that never happened.
Right. Nail who stands out etc etc.
Japan is fucked up.
I mostly remember boobs and fighting. Now Mahoraba OTOH...
I have an idea
We bully the student council
Aww shiiit I forgot about that one too!
So he can power up by fighting weaker foes before taking on the main guy.
>PERSIANS ARE WHITE
Let's just rape them and call it a day
No, no, no.
Not bully the student council.
Just very politely ask the student council to bully itself.
But never ever do something that could be called bullying the student council.
No, not really.
"KKKKKKKKK" is more famous than "huehuehue" and it's like lol, lmao or these othr types of internet laughs.
Also, the "huehuehue" thing is a whole steriotype of the way we laugh, and thus, it's not as famous as "kkkkkkk" or "ashuashuahsua", which are the main internet laughs BRs use.
>foreign student is form America/some Western country
>no foreign students from China/Korea to be found
Man, if only there were an anime of some kind! Where the student council had a box! That you could put some kind of suggestion in! And they would do it! Oh man! Wouldn't that be something I have never heard before and that Gainax would never produce!
>Imouto / classmate has always protected oblivious MC from secret organisation or demons.
I find all of the ways different cultures say "lol" extremely fascinating. I know the nips do "wwwww" and I recently learned that Thai people do "55555".
What are you implying? GAINAX only have mecha shows.
You know the two absolutely detest each other right?
It was Medaka Box, that's all. Nothing too wild.
I imagine if a korean ended up in an anime, 2ch and 2chan would lose its shit.
You're fucking with me. 555?
>Chinese transfer students
They'd be raped by bullies
Our "lol"s are based on the way we laugh.
So there's "kkkkkk", "ashuashua", "aospkaospkaospka" and "huehuehue", which is mainly used by people from rural areas with their weird accents.
What in the ever loving christ
You can't bully the bullies. They will just bully you back.
I know, I thought it was crazy too.
French people use "mdr" IIRC.
We use lol as much
What does mdr means then?
>Primary cast consists of:
>one guy who is totally normal in almost every single way (except for maybe a unique physical/mental trait)
>girl who is shy and quiet, but has a secret that the one guy finds out in first episode
>girl obsessed with otaku shit and/or "cleverly" breaks the 4th wall
>undisputed most popular girl in the school who is the most beautiful, but not really because she's a cartoon and looks pretty much like all the other girls (maybe has big boobs)
>some other guy who you can fucking tell right off the bat isn't going to be getting the amount of attention he deserves in the show
It's closer to "rofl" or something like that
Doesn't IS and twgok have a chinese girl? Though twgok's is manga-only, and everyone forgot about the other one (I think her name was Lin?).
This guy is fucking retarded. I taught English in Japan. If a student was out of line, I was told to get a teacher.
The teacher would berate that mother fucker right there in the middle of class. If you did anything out of line, they would make an example out of you.
The nail that sticks out is the one that gets hammered in.
Well, you tried.
Of course. What good's a drivers license if you can't do a drive-by? Hell, it's a rite of passage here in Freedomland!
You're either vanilla as fuck, or the coolest guy out there.
Obviously Japan has never had people like as students in the school. I despise any kind of ruling authority that supersedes human individuality. If you know how to defend yourself, you can fistfuck the midget nip bullies.
Fuck them all.
Eastern Eurobro here
We say either just "lol" or "hahaha", sometimes "ahahaha".
Jesus I've seen some bait but you're putting a lot of effort into it.
Pretty sure they fly
>FUOR TUENTI BLAIZE ET FAGOTO
Sket dance had the best student coucil
morte de rier
basically dead from laughing
If not for anime and merchandise, Japan has not a single redeeming quality that would make them a civilized country. They are frustrated, racist and delusional faggots. Their society is suffocating and produces the hikkis and social outcasts. I thought being a in an American high school was traumatizing.. Holy shit man, Japan takes the crown worst school life ever.
Ironically all the anime are centered around school life showing it as a glorious and fun time of life. Bullshit
Woah, I give you 15 years age top.
>The nail that sticks out is the one that gets hammered in.
But that's the same thing I said retard.
Russians use ")))))" a lot.
I am not a fedorafag, just someone who was bullied alot when I was studying in a highschool in South East Asia.
Eventually I snapped and confronted them one day. It stopped.
>Ironically all the anime are centered around school life showing it as a glorious and fun time of life. Bullshit
That's because it's an escapism medium
It's "mort de rire".
CRAWWWWWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
mort de rire
death from laughter
>girl is natively from England
>"Tell us something in english, girl-kun"
>"HERRO, NAISS 2 MEECH YUO"
Oh, stop bullying the retard. It's not fun after the second time.
>Comrade, tell me a joke
>In Soviet Motherland, car drives you!
>He opens them
>Everyone shit their pants
>when I was studying in a highschool
>implying your not still in highschool
Underageb&, please go.
Not really emotional about it. It was an important experience. It taught me about real world more than my education. It is also the reason why I stopped interacting with other people.
Don't you mean ヘㇿナイスツミーチュ?
>mfw they used an actual english girl for that in ika musume
Well, it was still awkward because the girl was a bad va and the voice was radically different, but still.
I just realized I turned this thread into my personal blog. I will go now.
FEAAAAAAAAAAR IS HOW I FAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
Fucking Es. Thanks.
Greeks use xaxaxaxaxa and Israelis use חחחחח (you know that guttural sound kh)
There is ptdr as well, pété de rire meaning "exploded from laughter".
Why does it seem like the goal of Japanese bullies is to push someone until they commit suicide? Like, Japanese girls are fucking ruthless when it comes to picking on people.
>MC goes on a date with the girl he likes
>their friends stalk them the whole time
Look whose talking
Do continue. I'm going to put this on my blog.
Because they are miserable people by nature. Living in a cramped and suffocating society, only sadistic behaviour stimulates them.
Typical /a/ lurker can come up with a better story than this
Oh God this guy is hilarious.
>guy earlier says japs eat cicadas
Because you're so educated on Japanese high school girls right?
The iron knee
>first sound is either cicadas or a train over a wide shot of the city
>My name is ______ and I'm a normal guy/girl/high school student
It's the anime equivalent of meeting in a tavern
Indeed, its killing me.
>cliche threads on /a/
>implying I don't think I remember reading what was probably a very biased news story about this topic like 5 years ago.
Alright, you got me.
Says the virginal ameri-neet from his mom's basement.
Look, give up. You clearly doesn't know english.
>wonders why its cold
>doesnt cover up legs
You should both fuck of already.
>It's actually +5C
Fucking asians man, they've never had a real winter.
Seriously? You've never seen anyone use 'ironing' as a substitution for 'irony?'
Go back to being bullied
Cool, can I have a link to your blog man? Maybe we can exchange Naurto fanfics and talk about our favourite chinese cartoons.
sluts don't feel cold from the waist down
>shit hits the fan for the last episode(s)
>total mood change
What if the school doubles as a tavern and it's also medieval times with magic? The principal would be a Gandalf expy, dwarfs and elfs as teachers and every student gets tavern duty to help pay for the school's expenses.
MC is a normal guy in high school transfer student who meets his old childhood friend in the tavern which is also the school and discovers a prophecy about him scribbled on the corner of the table at which point the mysterious old lady sitting in the corner lays down some tarot cards, looks up to the MC, screams about him being the one, but dies of a mysterious heart condition right before she can warn him and the tsundere naga sitting behind the counter that day falls immediately in love with the MC but can't express it, so she gets the MC to join her amusing adventures club that was in danger of being shut down due to not having enough members?
what the fuck am i reading?
Stop reading to much h-mango.
>horrible mutilation afterwards (but conveniently censored)
It's not all false however, most high school girls are bitter, if not later in their college years when they learn that having a relationship with kids means no future job prospects. This leads to many women in Japan deciding they don't want to risk having a relationship in the first place. Japan needs to come out of the olden days of thinking in some respects if they want to increase the birth rate.
Man gotta save this copypasta for future use.
>childhood friend actually wins
>they have sex in the anime
Do you know its name /a/?
what is gurren lagann.
was literally ass-pull: the anime
Bullshit that never happened!
The pattern of the post you quoted even repeated itself like 10 times in TTGL
We had a band director whose eyes were always closed liked that. He really did only open them when he was pissed.
So there is a tiny bit of truth to it.
He was Irish though.
is there any more of that one manga out, only saw up to chapter 2.
But it did.
Good man, but not what Im aiming for.
>MC has a giant harem of girls
>one of them is actually an undercover lesbian trying to seduce the other girls
>We had a band director whose eyes were always closed liked that.
How did he even get around? Was he Irish Zatoichi?
my eyes are always a bit closed because they hurt and i have no problem moving around
Kara no Kyoukai, if you stretch the definition of childhood?
No idea. But obviously they aren't entirely closed.
She lost her virginity to him while they were on a trip. They also held hands
should have added, its kind of a Slice of Life anime
You can squint your eyes to where you can still see but the shadow blocks anyone from seeing your pupils. It's that face that most people make when the Sun is in their eyes. I guess some people somehow end up stuck with that face forever.
D-does she succeed?
Wait what. I don't remember this in my HunterXHunter. Stop, make it go away. I liked her so much.
was she raped afterwards?
Not yet at least, but you can't blame her for the lack of trying.
haven't been watching the 2011 re-make?
Are you referring to No Bra? I read it years ago but I remember it being pretty ambiguous at the beginning
Damn, that's a shame.
Never mind just saw that you said watched and not read
>Girl comes from (Any country that is not japan)
>Dad is always Japanese
they can dream.
>Typical beta piece of shit MC harem manga
>He is in love with the childhood friend
>EVERY other girl gets fleshed out and looks like a good option
>Nope MC still likes this boring as fuck childhood friend with little to no backstory
And probably the worst one of all time
>Manga spends a few initial chapters establishing the main character
>After that he is no longer the main character, and is in hardly any chapters
I honestly drop a manga if it does this. It really bothers me and I can't get into it anymore
That actually happens in Japan. The guy from Gaijin smash nicknamed the girls who had the common sense to wear pants when it was cold the pants club because it was so unusual for Japanese.
>Mixed Caucasian heritage
I remember a manga about your typical harem with the MC being in love with the childhood friend, but with a pretty huge twist: the MC is actually the childhood friend, and every girl of the harem are lesbian for her.
>implying Americans don't do that
Patton:shove tank into that
>the MC is actually the childhood friend
Seitokai Yakuindomo pulled this of pretty good.
Gaijin smash also nicknamed the regular students as he couldn't remember their names, he's hilarious.
They aren't speaking japanese in space bros, though.
It's supposedly translated for the audience.
Being abnormal is frowned upon anywhere.
I know it is a Japanese phrase, but can someone give me a hint?
>MC, a beginner beating an opponent in his craft where he has devoted his entire life to
>Give character a power that could easily triumph everything when use to its full potential
>Doesn't use it
>MC automatically acquires a myriad of powers because of heritage & is better at it than people who devoted their life to mastering it
"the pleasure of being cummed inside"
>MC, a beginner beating an opponent in his craft where he has devoted his entire life to
Well yeah, cicadas do that.
I recognize these legs :3
They are yuyushiki's legs.
this will never not piss me off
Hard work is shit compared talent and genetics. The nips just want everybody to realize it already.
ok, now I want to know the name
That trope annoys the piss out of me. especially the
>This person is just as good as their ancestor at something because they share the same last name. Who cares if they actually put any thought or training into the field.
Oh god, just watched Witch Craft Works ep 1 and it was so full of cliches I couldn't even keep up my count. I still liked it but Jesus..
>MC is "normal high school student"
>female lead is the most popular and beautiful girl in school who has a massive fanclub, also a witch
>student council prez is head of the local witches
>MC and female lead are attacked by a mysterious witch
>the next day the witch is introduced in front of the class as a transfer student
And on and on it goes. Oh lord.
>A villain so powerful he has defeated hundreds & never lost, gets defeated by MC the amateur
>An artifact so rare people believe it's just a myth, MC readily stumbles upon it
A weapon or power so strong none has ever survived mastering it, MC gets it at first go
>People always come to assistance when MC is threatened but anyone else, tough luck
>Picking someone you just met & doesn't display any special qualities to save your world
>Believing that person has the potential because he displayed common human courtesy
>Falling in love with MC because he has simple human courtesy
NIPPON HAS NO PLACE FOR FORGIVENESS
WORK HARD FIGHT HARDER
>mc's desk is always next to the window, at the last row
>YOU SEE, WE'RE THE SAME, YOU AND I
>you've become stronger because we're together
>you've become stronger because you're so focused on your goal
>An artifact so rare people believe it's just a myth, MC readily stumbles upon it
That actually depends on how it's handled to me. Like if someone has to find the Holy Grail, it's either going be a random faggot or an archeologist. And since no one likes portraying the latter, there's really only the random faggot to choose. But if it just falls from the sky into the MC's lap out of blue, then we've got a problem.
>Fantasy setting, western names and concepts everywhere
>MC's name is clearly intended to be Japanese and he's literally the only one like that
>He comes from an island nation
I actually like it when villains make the hero realize something.
I like it even more when the villain is fucking right.
I don't think so. Recently, it's been really cool to be your own special snowflake of a person.
Amuro was amerifat/canadian
It's probably a Japanese thing
Name a anime where this happens and not Kill La Kill
You don't just call it a roach?
>in East Asia
me too. it's just too often that the villain brings up some trite bullshit that you've already figured off ages ago.
pic kinda related.
>pic kinda related.
Not him, but please explain a bit.
Madarame isn't the MC.
>the villain's logic was kinda alright until he goes full retard out of the blue
I've always hated the whole "Humanity is flawed, SO I'LL KILL EVERYBODY" schtick.
I can understand the unifying under fear or war principle, but that other stuff needs to stay buried.
>Anything happens out of the ordinary
>Oh no, what are you anemic!?
>Gets small cut
>We need to get that bandaged right away!
>Limp-dicked self-sacrificing MC allowing himself to get walked over all the time
>Zero sense of self-preservation
>We're supposed to consider him noble
>I've always hated the whole "Humanity is flawed, SO I'LL KILL EVERYBODY" schtick.
As stupid as it sounds. I would do the same thing, if I had the power to do so.
Well if you want spec ops the line spoiled
Our MC(guy on the left) accidentally killed lots of civilians with White phosphorus. When our villain (guy on the right) contacts him through a radio claimed the villain left him no choice. So he justifies his horrible action there and every horrible action after with that excuse "me made me do it". In the end it turned out that the villain has been dead all along and our MC did that to keep himself sane and developed Dissociative disorder and PTSD
and I'd be right there to stop you.
I would just have a reign of teror. I'd generally try to be fair but random stuff that really annoys me would be dealt with via extreme prejudice.
>I've always hated the whole "Humanity is flawed, SO I'LL KILL EVERYBODY" schtick.
I usually don't like that kind of villain either, but it really depends on how they're handled. It's just not often a villain actually has their viewpoint explained in-depth, their entire character just being 'kill them all', end of story.
It's even less often that a villain's reasoning is compelling enough to make the reader/viewer think they're more correct than the hero.
oh and I forgot
The villain then tells our MC how he wanted all this. He had a clear order to enter the city, find survivors and then get out to contact help but our MC decided to push into the city itself. All "because you wanted to be something your not, a hero"
Yes, him. I don't want to go off into unrelated territories, but it's pretty obvious from the get go that Walker was your generic marine badass hero who's supposed to 'save the day' and Konrad is just some projection brought on by his PTSD or some shit.
But yeah, too often I see villains calling out the protag for killing people and stuff, saying he's no better than him, despite the fact that his motives are far more contemptible. I'd elaborate more, but I'm drunk and would probably make an ass out of myself, if I haven't already.
>t's even less often that a villain's reasoning is compelling enough to make the reader/viewer think they're more correct than the hero.
I liked the ending of parasyte because the hero understood that humans were no better than the parasytes, but decided to kill the parasyte because he was human.
that reminds me of this:
But Russians kinda do happen, and they're not even THAT rare compared to other nationalities.
>Well if you want spec ops the line spoiled
I don't have the motivation to play video games anymore.
Also, thanks for that explanation. It actually sounds kinda interesting.
I would just go for the 'nuking the whole world' and be done with it. Just a quick shot and all pain is gone and everyone's with together with their waifu.
Well, I didn't know much about the game. Just saw a trailer or two, before it actually got released and that is all.
>too often I see villains calling out the protag for killing people and stuff
True, I guess. That's why it would be more interesting if the villain would leave his motives to himself until the very end.
Yeah, I realized that when I posted it, but shit, it's close enough.
>It actually sounds kinda interesting.
The gameplay and setting is your generic cover-based, face-regenerating shooter, though. A lot of people praise the story, but it's more like it has a good story considering its genre. Overall, I don't think I'd read a book about it.
>implying a generic shounen hero speech won't remind you of your waifu causing a flashback that makes you come to your senses but put one futile resistance against your heart
>Implying the shounen hero won't defeat you in battle because he's able to move past his pain
>implying you won't be moved by his tenacity
>implying you won't sacrifice yourself to stop the nuclear bomb
>Also, thanks for that explanation. It actually sounds kinda interesting.
if you want a more detailed look at it
I love this and I don't care who knows it
>A lot of people praise the story, but it's more like it has a good story considering its genre.
No wonder, truth be told. Harems are also usually praised if they add some sort of a twist to them.
In any case, I maybe will look into that game some other time if I'm bored. Thanks.
That actually made me chuckle. Thanks, anon.
>>implying you won't sacrifice yourself to stop the nuclear bomb
I wouldn't sacrifice myself, I would just go and off myself alone with those nukes, though.
Will look at it later, now's the time to go home. Thanks.