Move over, losers
Saki worst Saki
Shindouji has the coolest uniforms
What a great start to the thread.
Yeah, these threads have gotten pretty lousy lately.
Let's try to fix that.
I blame the mahjong IRC.
Feed more the hate
Neosakifag pls leave
Yeah I agree.
When was the last time we all sat down, acted civilised and discussed something?
The expense war yesterday was interesting.
Yep, we managed to prove that achigas were canonicaly implied whores.
Fuck you they are bunch of rich girls. Achiga is elite.
All on Ako's money.
doesn't any subgroup have episode 2 out yet? it's been about 5 days and Nyaa has nothing
Just change the font in MPCHC and you'll get the same result.
>Not watching Horriblesubs
>no wai wai
Who wants Wai Wai when you can have cape Yuuki and running Saki
I blame the Georgians.
What if real life isn't real? What then?
Naruka's so cute. Best last place.
They better stay away from me
Maho, Solipsism has been reject by both the science and the materialistic philosophy a century ago. Only postmodernists keep arguing about the objective existence of matter in the universe and they are gigantic faggots hiding their ignorance under the cover of pedantic terminology, without any clue of how to rebate the central point of an argument in a rational manner.
GIVE UP ALREADY HERETIC
GLORY TO THE BIRD
Hello dear customer! Please, pick up the girl that will accompany you the rest of the afternoon.
>Retard Master: She spends the day talking about herself.
>Ako: Talking about fashion, popular music and condom brands
>Saki: Lord of the Rings general
>Awai: She would insult my mahjong and give me lectures about sexual education
Awai, I guess?
I'll take Awai too.
That's what I thought when I saw the ED
It looks a bit too shonen-ish
Nice work outfits
Would call animal services.
I want to engage Ako to tender loving consensual sex
You can do it for a small fee!
I still remember waiting for Triad.
I just answered his question.
Daiz said that he was Underwater's leader, so it should be enough
Daiz is the main responsible for...
☑ MX Media dropping honorifics
☑ Leaking OreImo from ANN
☑ Making ElitistFags quit
☑ Killing fansubbing in 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013
☑ Hostile takeover of Commie
☑ Attempted assassination of Coalgirls
☑ Flooding Tailand to increase HDD prices and promote Hi10p
☑ Successful assassination of ZeroYuki
☑ Achiga's plot
It is Sunday yet?
I want maho to get an upgrade that turns her into megamaho and permanently lets her use the powers of lesbians she's defeated as long as she has the energy for it.
>Tenhou ID SakiTaco has qualified for the World Riichi Championships
Why can't I have this, Japan?
>American weeaboo in World Riichi Championship
Ritz is a prophet
Double cheating slut
"C-Can we play Parchís instead…?"
Kansai Mugi is so sexy
That shit is even more rigged
It's all Toki!
I feel lonely. Someone join in as well
I'm with you anon
I want to play.. but I'm at work
One more to go!
How much lightning will Gokumi put in Maho's eye when she chombos the shit out of Saki?
That hell wait ittsuu riichi totally got me. But the best part was the last round, where if 2nd/4th got a mangan tsumo, they would be 100 points below 1st/3rd respectively. No miracle rush for anyone.
Now that you bring that, why do people call it that way? The correct spelling is chonbo but the term is listed as chombo in every single english ruleset I've seen so far
Still not as bad as calling sangenpai doragons.
The monkey is a fucking midget
The ん kana is pronounced as "m" before certain sounds including b. So it's written according to the pronounciation, not the direct romanization.
Better dragons that "Three Cardinal Virtues"
Taller than Koromo
dang, Sumire is taller than me
Is it realistic for girls that age to be that short? Even in Japan?
Dang, I didn't even notice Sakisan is taller than Nodotits. I guess it's true, if you're wider you appear shorter.
Teru violates innocent girls again. Kuro says that is not that bad after the 10th time.
Ryuuisou vs Manzu chuuren pootoo
Sluts competing to cum faster on the table
Damn, I was really hoping that you would tear apart your potential west pair/triplet right away when I riichi'd.
When there's someone so close to going under and you aren't near the top, why would you win a small hand off of them.
Sometimes, you just want to get off the wild ride.
Maybe to end it fast
As you can probably see, I wasn't paying attention and pon'ned the 4m. The west pair was my only source of yaku so I'm not about to give that up.
I was busted in that round either way though
>inb4 Aislynn in charge of not busting
Well you kind of sort of went crazy during South 3 in the game after that though.
Haha, yes. That's enough of mahjong for me tonight, though!
I even had a potential yakuman in that match even.
Damn, I'm a height monster compared to them. At least Sumire could probably reach me if she stands on her toes.
Freak pls leave
Both Ako and Hisa are my favorite characters
I don't know which one to root when their battle starts.
Toyone is still taller than me ;_;
Wow, she's such a fucking midget. I'm not sure if I like her anymore.
Still my favorite Achiga
And most useful Achiga.
Good taste, sis
>The west pair was my only source of yaku so I'm not about to give that up.
I was betting on the fact that you would be in tenpai and that discarding the pair/triplet would've been your only way of properly defending. It seems like you didn't even think about defending though, meaning that my shenanigans have backfired all over me.
Well, in México girls are around 145cm to 155cm. 160cm and taller is considered tall already.
Is this from Ritz?
>It seems like you didn't even think about defending though
If I did, I wouldn't be choking for so many times now.
Me being dumb enough not to defend helped me this time, I guess
In Colombia is the same thing. We live in the midget era
ooga booga where all da white womin at
I need to stop associating tiki masks with Crash.
I can still here that fucking voice.
Miracle of the universe.
But there's no Kanna in that picture
No, but Kanna's waifu is.
I ship them too.
Best Shinohayu. Anyone likes Hayarin? No? I thought so. She's kind of ugly.
>Awai included in the monsters
>7 hours late
= Das Kapital
>doesn't know about Amaterasu
Late and uncultured.
Why is Ako such a big slut?
She is NOT a slut.
She has never had sex with anybody.
>She has never had sex with anybody.
Come now. How does Achiga afford that hotel.
Ako a big big slut
Her only client would be that ugly girl from Bansei.
I also purchased her services and so has the rest of my college friends.
Face it anon, your waifu a slut
I call this newborn yuri.
Come on man.
NOW WHAT, NERD?
Say that on 7447 and see what happens
Shinohayu is about a development and cultivation of a young friendship. The fact that you try to sexualize shows the typical smartass nature of these threads.
That girl did look kind of rich.
They should whore Naruka instead of the fat midget. She's adorable.
Maybe whore was the wrong word. Sorry.
>Implying you wouldn't climb mountains with her at sundays
Sorry baby dyke, I don't hang out with third rape players.
Is that monkey? She looks the same.
Yep. At the last Sakibiyori cover.
She's asexual, buddy. You can't even self-insert in one of the lesbians and claim her.
I want to stick my dick in their loli selves.
The hell is that thing on Arata's shirt?
Why doesnt shizuno wear any pants or a skirt? Does she want to be raped?
You can't get raped when you're the rapist.
She does not understand the concept of rape or what her genitals serve for. For her, not wearing clothes is just comfy and convenient. Kinda like Hajime.
Does Saya plan to do a cloth catalog some day? Because I'm buying 10 copies.
What does she do when she's on her period though?
The things I would do to Maho's tender body...
Why does this exist when we never got a shiraitodai beach ep?
I want to see Arata in a swimsuit.
They really fuck up belly buttons.
I don't know what kind of bellybutton you have but it's not normal, anon.
Arata's head is so big, compared to the rest of her body.
Just the hair
You choose Arata from all the girls on Side A? You have some issues.
Not the same as being animated.
Tell us you fag.
It's okay to be third rate, as long as you have that spark.
That's good. Keep on with the training. You'll get that spark when you do.
Dat flat chest. I love it.
I'm more disgusted with the pedos in these threads than the yurifags.
Lolicon =/ pedophile.
>Eisui fanart coming out every day
give me the link
aside from IPS, what does that say?
Japan gets it.
The pleasure of being IPS'd inside.
>yurifags think IPS is not cloning.
Remember to watch my concerts live
I;m not kanna btw
Yea right, Kanna. You did this, didn't you?
Did you pray to the Demon for lesbian powers today?
Cleaning the aftermath is not subara at all.
Every single day.
there is a difference
yeah, they have more success with other clones.
I want to fuck Ako.
How much is it?
I want to rub Arata's little body.
I want Shizu to carry me on her back while climbing a mountain.
I would force Arata and Shizu to explore her sexuality together. There's something about corrupting asexual girls...
She craves Legend's V.
I want to pay Ako extra to indulge my embarrassing fetish
You first need a VIP membership. Then you need to make an appointment, depending on the day an hour she may charge you more(festive days usually are really expensive). Then you'll need to make a reservation to a fancy hotel, no cheap cockroach infested dumps. Then you'll proceed to tell her what kind of service you desire and how much time you want to spend with her.
On a side note, if you're highly she doubles the prices.
Still with this, anon? It doesn't matter if it used to bring back dinosaurs irl. Ritz is the one who dictates the laws of the sakiverse. And so far you have Nodoka and official promo art referencing ips as a baby spamming machine. If it bothers you so much you should track her haunted house and complain.
>tfw you don't even know if that's Shino's mom or Shino
Shino. Mommy has tentacle hair.
>official promo art
>Still with this, anon?
Still with what? IPS cells dont work like that anon. Ritz should just say magical yuri baby maker to please your weird fantasies since she makes the laws.
And I would care if Ritz does bring back dinosaurs. Even if they play mahjong.
Toyone is so fucking sexy uh muh god.
>not loving gigantess
I just hope you complain every time they use recessive genes as a synonymous of weaker or undesirable.
> if Ritz does bring back dinosaurs
What is Hayari?
I bet the circus is like some kind of buffet to you.
1. Creation of pluripotent stem cells from skin cells:
2. Creation of sperm from pluripotent stem cells:
Those are the two major techniques that might allow any cell from a woman to eventually produce a “sperm” cell, capable of fertilizing an egg. Granted they both need work before its safe for humans but eh
You are thinking in the process where the IPS cells are taken from one person and split into female and male cells to make eggs and sperm, but the same process can be made with two different persons for the combination to be an actual offspring and not just a clone of one of the two.
You just need to take the IPS cells of Saki that are capable of become sperm and put them into a donor male (read, Kyoutarou) testicles so they can become actual sperm that can be combined in vitro with Nodoka's natural eggs. That would result into a genuine daughter.
I bet you're some kind of faggot.
I dont know anyone that wouldnt want a Toyone.
>she will never say good night and other stuff to you.
Toyone is indeed pretty.
All of Miyamori is, really.
Yes, her big feet are perfect for a footjob.
Kurumi is the cutest.
most Saki's are pretty
in terms of dopey eyes perhaps
>liking retard master
>Not liking all the Atagos
Why do people here call her that? She is good at mahjong.
Get the fuck out. Hiroe was the main reason why I decided reading the manga.
Because she'll school your retarded ass.
Good. Last time I was here, people insulted this goddess.
Why would they ever do something like that?
because you said she was the sexiest. not even the sexiest Atago.
But she is the sexiest, you boob loving turbonerd.
Godess of retardness. We'd be better with her raped and burned alive in a desert
I see you're still butthurt, Hisa.
I'm not even much of a fan of boobs. Kinue is more shapely and delicious.
but she never was to begin with. Kurumi is more of who you're looking for.
I dont know how you can stare into these beautiful eyes and say that.
Too busy puking
You disappoint me /a/.
but those eyes aren't beautiful at all.
I don't like Hiroe. She is mean, loud, rude, and plays a dishonorable game. A hot body and sweet face don't make up for this!
Looks like some retarded asses haven't been schooled enough lately.
Are we being invaded by midgets?
then you will be forever virgins because you can not see the true value of quality!
This is why no one wants to feed you.
Is she related to Will smith? His eyes are the same as his son
who are you?
I need to see Atago father because I bet Hiroe received all the retard genes from him with the hair, eyes and triangle mouth.
Wait, I looked at the mom again. She looks retarded in the eyes too.
So is finals going to rinkai/achiga/shirai/kiyosumi?
you know it ;)
I hope himematsu beats out rinkai actually.
What does Hiroe's VA sound like? This is her first work isnt it?
I still believe in Usuzan. They'll find a way.
Usuzan is BTFO
captcha: wlllnsw scattered
Usuzan is shit
So far, they almost lost as many points as if every single one of their players busted in single matches.
Watch your mou8th around Maya.
Is this a subtle Yuan joke?
Not everything is related to toilets!
>not read the manga
>still knows what's gonna happen
Not a shit is given
Many important things in your life are done around your toilet
Did you read that out of a fortune cookie?
>trying to go for the win
>needing the bathroom
It's right when you need to pee that everyone starts taking their time.
And the dealer goes on a streak.
>not becoming one with the nature
Saki faced that same decision
Everytime I play, I want to pee at one moment. Can't concentrate at all.
Damn you bladder.
you like it
By our powers combined! Subara-desuno!
Mukie so cute
That's funny because Kuroko is the worst character in her series while Subara is among the best.
you forgot the
They are both superannoying joke characters and the retarded voice doesn't help
Get out both of you.
>Kuroko is the worst character in her series
Where is this hate coming from?
Is retard master the master of retards or the master of retardedness?
Mindbroken people from too much oneesama repeating
The line is fading chapter by chapter.
and it was a thin line to begin with.
Is there a difference ?
How do I sleep for 42 hours in a row?
Sacrifice your soul to Kiyosumi's White Devil
Let's show the japanese that we can have intelligent discussions too. What would you discard here? Remember: discarding Shā = Abortive draw.
7p leaves the widest iishanten for regaining tenpai.
9P obviously. And we already have more intelligent conversations than futaba. All they do is make crazy shit and smoke lesbian drugs.
Ah nevermind, just noticed 9P is dora.
Hey lesbians anyone got that gif of the mahjong player turning a tile upside down to mindfuck the other players?
season 1 was pretty good till they introduced the bullshit lucky character
So for about 3 minutes the show was pretty good?
Are we talking about the same anime?
saki can only feel tiles that have been played, she can control the whole flow of the game like korono
Whens the next chapter? In May?
when is kyoutaro going to stop lusting after the fat lesbian and get with tacos?
>not playing mahjong for 42 hours in a row
Kyoutaro would be better off killing himself, rather than subjecting himself to Tacos
No anon, you don't understand. Watch ep 17 again.
I'd throw the regular 5p and rebuild the wait so I'm not in furiten.
I just started it
......no. as in two weeks from now
if you're implying she's not good at mahjong then you are a damn fool.
that's the gayest post I've ever read
No sane person lesbian or otherwise shhould be subject to that
Well, I've just arranged 4 hours of real mahjong with my friends for tomorrow. That's something.
it's his fate
he can't escape it
He's better off with Touka's butler. He'll get more out of that relationship.
When you guys play, are there explosions and special abilities?
>Not wanting to impregnate Tacos
> are there explosions and special abilities?
That stuff happens in real life?
I knew you were a faggot
Who would ever want to combine with inferior genetics?
Nope. They wonder why I focus too much in things like trying to feel the tiles without looking at them, smashing them with the table or why did I yell the one time I got a rinshan.
it doesn't happen for you?
who doesn't want to fuck a legal loli?
>tfw share a birthday with Mako
Anyone share a birthday with a saki?
Got that Saki birthday link?
Well, slamming the tiles on the table is bad manners, so don't do that. Yelling after rinshan is cool though. Make sure you tell people that mahjong is fun when you do it, too.
Nope. I was born exactly one month before Saki.
>Remember that I was born 1 month early
I found out recently I share one with Ako_____
My birthday is one day before Toyone's.
Her birthday is also my sister's birthday.
Just started Achiga; why does Kuro discard her tiles upside down? Is there any significance at all?
To be nice to her opponents. Actually, she's just a minor autist.
Yes. From her teaching Mahjong to kids.
It's supposedly a habit formed from catering to the younger kids in the old Achiga mahjong club. I wonder if letting them win was also a habit.
She also does it in the PSP game, by the way. That was a nice detail.
That's actually a really cool detail.
Everyday until you like it.
>not 24 hours
Awesome, I'm only one day apart from Kyouko's birthday.
I'm pretty sure everybody likes it
Are you a rape victim by any chance?
I love it.
Mihoko is probably gay, but Hisa really isn't.
>but Hisa really isn't.
Go to bed cat
not this shit again
As great as some of the newer couples are, they're still my favorite pair.
Everyday, in 7447.
>One day before Nodoka's father
>not 24 years
holy shit, my penis wasn't ready
I guess it's true you are what you eat
plus the huge tits
I could do without that
tiny brown girls with dfc are my fetish
There aren't 24 years in a day, silly
There are when you're Ritz.
That just makes the delays even more unforgivable.
WARNING! WARNING! THE YURI LEVELS ARE REACHING A CRITICAL STAGE!
she can spend as much time with Igarashi as she wants.
How was that scene remotely yuri?
Hisa took are Mihoko's sandwich and said it was delicious.
That's just a normal reaction.
Sure. But Mihoko blushing madly and getting totally flustered right after hearing Hisa's compliments isn't.
What's the story behind this then?
you blush as soon as someone touches your food? alright then. and that reaction was when Miharu said that Hisa can't have her.
I don't know, but neither do you.
That doesn't imply lesbian sex took place if that's what you're imaging.
Have you ever cooked for anyone?
It's common to be a tad nervous, epically if you're not fully familiar with what you're cooking.
Lads I'm just starting Saki now and I literally have no fucking clue how to play this shit. I get that it is tile matching, will I pick the rest up as it goes on?
fuck I cook all the time and I never blush when someone is trying my food.
that's shooped nigga
What the hell are you talking about? It's a fucking sandwich. The only reason you'd get nervous is if you want the other person to like it, because you have feelings for them.
I believe Mihoko is staying in the same room as them.
No. YOu dont need too either. Saki doesnt teach you shit about mahjong. Just watch for the superpowers and kodomo.
Yeah, and also that both Mihoko eyes were open, and then the blue one closed soon when the others came.
I cant wait to see Mihoko's heart break when Hisa gets with Mako in the end.
That won't happen
Mako pls. Nobody wants you.
So what are you trying to say?
Mihoko has feelings for Hisa and was flustered when Hisa ate her sandwich?
I but you think that's some abstract lesbian symbolism, too.
If you just take off the yuri goggles for 69 seconds you'll see you're seeing what's not there.
When will it be revealed that Hisa's parents beat her when she was a in the previous tournament and that is why she bailed out?
I love Saki threads.
Todo está peor
que al igual que ella
mi voluntad también murió...
watch akagi first
>I but you think that's some abstract lesbian symbolism, too.
Are you on drugs or something? She loves Hisa. This is no rocket science, pal.
I heard that one is more complicated though.
Learn to play first. It's not that hard to learn the basics. Then if you want to really play you can continue learning.
yes, that way saki is more enjoyable
Not if you can have WAI WAI cape Yuuki and running Sako.
Shino-chan favourite movie is The Birds from Alfred Hitchcock. Sure birds are a thing...
that would be cool
>Ryuuisou vs Manzu chuuren pootoo
This nigga knows what is up.
I think I missed you Aislynn.
From a marvellous anon.
The most batman-ish Achiga hands down. I want to know more about her mixed style.
>tfw my mahjong club doesn't get me laid
Which Saki is the most huggable? Is it Saki?
If fucking Shinohayu doesn't end with Kanna being their coach they won't advance. Also Nelly is probably as strong or stronger than Cold Touka and Saki will develop a plan to wreck her powers.
Sumire is one day before mine.
>being proud of having a saki near your birthday
doesnt count anon
Okay guys I think I will your help a little. What is the best order to introduce the following topics?
What moron wouldn't like this picture?
2. Calling tiles
Teach people to use calls to aim for yaku.
2. Calling tiles
Mako, hetfags, people who dont like the ship, people who dont like edited shooped things.
Nobody wants to hug kodomos
That's all anybody needs to know.
Neat. It will work for sure.
Thank you very much!
so nobody worth associating with.
>being a yaku chasing faggot
I hope you don't do this
>Having Ako ranked A
i shiggy diggy
And also the cat.
He's probably poor.
What does it say? Why is hajime and Kodmo infinite? SS? Teru?
Why is Miharu SS?
I just found it while pic surfing. Dating sim ranks I think.
I wish it was fucking translated then we could know.
Guy who compiled it has shit taste.
>mfw, can't read moon
What is this bullshit chart?
Kyou? of course he does and he's also a delusional fuck.
>implying atomic hand
I want to know what it fucking says. I want to understand the reasoning of them. Of course Nodoka is S because she is gay as shit but about the others.
you play until the person directly across from you is broken.
Do this by making the people on the right and left of you into you're puppets
It's some delusional fanwankery about what the girls' routes would be like if the franchise was a VN. And yes, the MC is supposed to be Kyou.
In other words, nonsense not worth thinking about.
>if the franchise was a VN
I would like this.
What does the infinite mean? Complete rejection?
Turning on the computer
If I were the MC, I'd make full use of my dick
If you try and attempt a kodomo route, you'd get your balls cut off.
muda muda muda muda
and stick it up Kyou. Enough already.
fucking stop. I will find you and cut you.
Kyouko, it's almost 11:00 pm. Come to bed.
What do you think we're doing?
If you studied the boxes you wouldn't be so fat.
Yep, all she needs to do is run around the library and she'll magically be smart.
No need for that "studying" nonesense.
>Size D tits
My lesbian powers were on fire on today matches.
Huge tits on an ambulocetus doesn't count.
I can talk Washington too.
All according to plan.
>I think I will your help a little
Rare footage of what she is looking at
She was looking at a group of media people.
Why are you wearing a scarf and skanky underwear Awai?
Awai belly is best belly.
that's bikini, anon.
Regardless. Sakis shouldn't be wearing those things.
quick, before the thread hits page 10
post something heterosexual!
this is cute.
better than mutant slut
Wanna know how many women have I fucked over the years?
This is Hakka-ya and there is more where that came from.
See, even the biggest worshipper of Bucap thinks Hisa is a whore.
none. There are no women in Akagi world.
give me a link.
Get in there
you some kinda deviant?
I never saw that pic from her on danbooru
There's several pics of Hisa-Vicepresident, it's not the only one
Give me the source you nerd.
It's on Hakka-ya's Pixiv.
Fuck you, I'm gonna bully Hisas and Mihokos now
I hope Retard Master makes an appearance next ep.
I need to here her voice.
I was in fucking Suuankou tenpai and this guy had to fucking tsumo and in my dealer turn nonetheless which is something recurring whenever I play.
I've never been so fucking mad before.
I think she was making ad for the BD on the commercials.
You're gonna need to wait a week or two.
that match doesnt take THAT long. I'm hoping for an end appearance thing.
There's 1 round before the quarterfinal.
fuck you're right
I'm too Saki casual to follow s2 very well. It feels like it's collapsing under the weight of the setting and lore. These first two episodes introduced like 3 dozen girls and schools and I can't keep up. Is there some kind of helpful chart or something?
It's not that hard, it's just like pokemon, you'll get usde to them all.
That's funny because I got a Suuankou today.
I still have my yakuman virginity.
I wonder if there's any hope for me...
It's not hard. Just stop trying to play well and go for the most retarded hand possible every round.
Yakuman virginity means you've never been hit by a yakuman.
More like 1:0
But shouldn't the first time be special?
Well I never got ron'd for one. I got hit by a tsumo for a few, does that count?
I once got hit by pao rule daisangen.
Well it's kind of hard to avoid a tsumo.
I don't know if I can trust anyone ever again.
>But shouldn't the first time be special?
I wouldn't know about that since my first three yakuman were in that gamedesign flash game
Tell me about.
Come on guys.
It was over a year ago, and I still feel really bad about that. At that time I went 'Eh? Why I also must pay for it?', until I read more about it.
Go for that Suu anko, everyone baby's first Yakuman.
Pick your poison
Throw aka 5 for fun.
Is Masae an ex pro?
>being that aggressive with a trash hand.
b-but tanyao dora dora dora
I bet he's waiting on the last 2m
>baby's first Yakuman
The pinzu are safe.
Red 5 go.
so, did he get it? And why go for 4 kans anyways when he could have gotten 4 concealed?
You mean daisangen.
Suukantsu, of course.
The Toyone imposter may have blocked me, but the Toyone Bot automatically followed me after I followed her!
It makes me happy. All it does is spew her lines from the manga every 30 minutes. But it's nice.
You sad freak lover.