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Fluffiest Tails Edition!
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Dumping some fluffy tails to get this going.

Also, what the hell is with the captchas recently?
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Warning, 3DPD monster girl, has science gone too far?
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>>100404577
9/10 people can't tell if this is fake! What about you?
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Nice cosplay thread
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>>100404764
Something a little different then, to break things up for your majesty.
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>>100404764
I have not yet BEGUN to cosplay.
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I can't blame her. If I had tails that fluffy I'd mofu mofu myself too. Must take a ton of conditioner though.
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If it's too cosplay for you, let's try a bit more monster, a bit less girl...
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But I digress. More fluffy tails!
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(Fluffy tail)+(full body lamia hug)=?
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>>100405141

SCIENCE YOU CHEAP WHORE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY
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>>100404577
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>>100405385
Is that snow on the ground? I'm a little impressed behind the anger.
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>>100405492
Finland
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Well, this is my last post before i'm off to bed, seeing as I don't really have any more pics that aren't just Cheshire or cut panels of Dakini.
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>>100405385
>tail
>not going up butthole
1/10
Shitty cosplay
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pure human > disgusting monsters
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Move aside faggots. Queen of the Kitsunes coming through.
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What if there was a story. A story about monster girl who loves normal human. But the human hates monster girls. So she tries and tries to become a human. .. this kind of stuff.
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>>100406318

You mean like the Little Mermaid?
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>>100406318
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>>100406515
Why did you just explain the joke??
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>>100406567

Because that postulation wasn't a joke, just a sad attempt to play on someone's ignorance.
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>>100406567
That was a joke?
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>>100405302
Heaven.
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>>100405204
>fluffy tail
>business suit
>mfw
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>>100407563
you're not the boss of me
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>>100407563
Demons, cats, and other vanilla girls are monstergirls. Deal with it.
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>>100407563
Sounds good to me. I don't want to be lumped in with freaks who want to fuck horses and snakes, just because I fucking love fluffy ears and tails.
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>>100407563
What an arbitrary and pretentious list.
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what is the best monster girl type and why is it harpy?
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>>100407563
Nice opinion you have there, too bad it's wrong.
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>tfw no monstergirl waifu with multiple fluffy tails to cuddle with in the middle of winter
This feel is unbearable and excruciatingly painful.
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Do dolls count as monster girls? I frequently see them in "monster girl" contexts
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>>100408150
Maybe? Probably.
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>>100408150
To some degree, yes. Dolljoints can be pretty damn fappable, and it's not hard to see such characters mingle with more traditional monstergirls.
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>>100408150
Yes.
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>>100408150
Yeah.
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>>100405302
fluffy lamia.

no,stop it. Monstergirls cannot go that far. I cannot sexualize it anymore. I then just want to cuddle for eternity.
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>>100408663

Obviously it's not a fluffy lamia. It's a luck dragon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FoaomccQJY
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>>100407958
I can see forever through that little open space between her tighs.
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>>100406318
I think there was a manga like that once. The MC was this dragon girl and she fell in love with this guy who slays dragons and other monsters for a living.
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What if there was a story about monster girls in the real world causing civil wars and shit, in the perspective of just some random guy.
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>>100409734
It would end the same way KitSoviet always does.
reap
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>>100409734
I want-- nay, I NEED a post-apocalyptic scenario with monster girls and humans.
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>>100408273
"Not this shit again"
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>>100408273
TRANSLATION NEVER.
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>>100407909
Now you are speaking my language.
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>>100407909
Harpy and Lamia.
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>>100410443
Harpy looks like she's covered in nasty green boogers.
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>>100410498
>nasty green boogers
That's a slime.
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>>100410498
Have you ever had a fluffy pet bird?
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>Tfw no qt monster waifu to purge
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>>100407909
Cecaelia.
I do like harpies too and would pick nice harpy over mean Read: hates me Cecaelia but when it comes to pure bodily perks I like cecaelia more.
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>>100410787
>Tfw no qt nazi monstergirl waifu to purge jews together
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2 DAYS TILL MON DATE CHAPTER

Right?

HOW HYPED SHOULD I BE

HOW HYPED ARE YOU
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>>100412133
I'm not hype at all.
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>>100410328
Yes

translation never
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Would you fug an Oni?
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>>100412133
>Mon date chapter

I need confirmations
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>>100412305
Hell,
Si
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>>100412133
How can anyone get hyped about manga release dates?
That's like getting hyped about a month ending.
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>>100412305
I'd take her horn, if you know what I mean.
Seriously, 10/10 cosplay there. That's crazy good.
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>>100412337
People have been posting previews in the previous threads. Just search for Monster Girl Thread.
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>>100412133
>MON DATE CHAPTER
I'm not ready for this.
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>>100412133
Mildly hyped. Took Okayado too long to get them a proper chapter, now I can barely be even bothered to be excited about it.
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>>100407909
Because reasons.

<-- Pic is a reason.
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>>100412624
I want to give her juice boxes to drink from.
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>>100407909
Spider.
>Dem legs
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>>100412624
>DFC
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Would a human Pipi have Zettai Ryouiki?
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>>100412624
I am so fucking angry right now.

There was an awesome harpy picture from yesterday's thread I was gonna post, but apparently when I went to save it my net crapped out on me and I didn't realise until after I'd closed the god damn tab.
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>>100412782
Try finding it in the archive.
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>>100412782
What's it look like? Someone else may have saved it.
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>>100412757
Tell me about it. I have a huge thing for that... probably the biggest reason I love harpies so fucking much.
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>>100412899

Damn it, I don't need to read that for a third time today.

I'll be in my bunk.
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>>100412899

not ebin
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>>100412899
Please.
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>>100412899
goddamnit, I cant fap anymore today
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12823
I'm kinda hoping. Black and white picture of a nude harpy sitting spread eagle facing the viewer. She was looking down with a weird smile on her face (like she was really entertained by who-the-fuck-knows-what) and I think her tongue was out.

It was posted a little while after an earlier, less-detailed version which had what looked like a silhouette of some guy with his face buried in her crotch.
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>>100412722
you truly cannot beat dem legs
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>>100413113
... The shit? That was supposed to be in response to: >>100412823
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>>100412899
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>>100407563
Where does Yeti fit into this? Is there an A.5? Because the matching bra/pantsu combo count as 'costume', but the rest, floppy ears, etc are real. Heh.

>>100410443
Those harpy chicks are too cute to live.
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>>100412899
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>>100413113
Is this it?
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>>100412305

yuugi is far more buff than that
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>>100413536
It is, and thank you so much for helping me fix my horrible transgression.
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>>100414054
You're welcome, comrade. It's the least I can do for a fellow connoisseur of fine monster girl buttocks.
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Why are cat girls the absolute all round best monster girl?

Is it the submissive and playful nature?
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>>100414210
They're not.
Dominating and playful>submissive and playful
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>>100414210
anon please, cat girls barely even COUNT as monstergirls
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>>100414310
this nigga gets it
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>>100412133
All hype died with Chapter 21
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>>100412133
not very hyped. I don't like MON
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We need some divine scaly heresy.
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>>100412133
>boring subhumans
Theres a reason they are in MON squad and not the harem.
Because they are the Krillins of EMG. Utterly pointless.
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Obligatory Manticore.
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Another new piece in the works.
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>>100415134
Why can't dragongirls/lizardwomen be real?
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>>100415273
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>>100415273
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>>100410443
>you will never look at your lamia and harpy daugthers play
>you lamia child[smallest of the bunch] will never complain about her sisiters bullying her
>you will never give hever you gunpla sword for "self defense"
>she wont study you playing devil may cry inently before going to bed late
>you wont ever walk in one morning seeing her with a small whie wig and a red coat she stole from a doll saying "lets get this party started while slithering over the unconcious bodies of you harpy children
>you wont parade her around the house as "best girl" while your wives scream when they find the knocked out children
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>>100415273
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>>100415447
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What is the most obscure monstergirl?
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>>100415289
because they'd be pretty weird in reality and you cant even get a human girl so you wouldnt get laid with them either
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>>100415813

mouse girl
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>>100414310
>>100414359
Fuck that, I'm king of shit mountain and I only go for partners who have their act together. I don't need bitches that want to tie me up or bitches that want to be tied up. Me and my partner are equals, and that's the REAL top tier.
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>>100415289
Because we abandoned the Allfather and thus the other realms were closed off for us.
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>>100415948
That's pretty obscure, anon. Got any other ideas?
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>>100415447
And my day is officially ruined.
Thanks Satan, i was looking forwards to my friday evening.
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>>100415948
She has a very loud squeak for such tiny feet.
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>>100416330
It's the socks. That's why she doesn't squeak as much when you rock 'em off.

Instead she uh.

Well, breathes heavily.
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>>100416372
Are you bringing down the mouse?
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>>100415813
What about Fairies?
Even though most people know about them, nobody really thinks about them that often or even mentions them in these threads even when Pia a best girl.
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>>100416457
I'm down with the mouse.
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>>100416487
To hell with Pia, she's the worst girl - the arachne is best girl
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>>100416457
Hey, don't rat me out!
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>>100416523
Be careful not to piss her off or she will go RAT-ATATATATATATA.
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>>100416330
>>100416372
>>100416457
>>100416523
>>100416571
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>>100416571
How about a compromice?
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>>100416541
Hey man, fuck you. Pia might not be the best girl, but she's certainly not the worst. Meryl a best girl though
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>>100416694
>>100416541
You are both wrong.
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>>100416641
You sound like my rodentist!
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>>100416739
Does he also know karate?
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>>100416860
No, he's kind of a micerable person.
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>>100416694
You, anon, You are my nigga.
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>>100416959
Maybe you just dont know him.
He might be a really mice person.
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>>100412305
10/10 would hold hands with
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>>100417016
You know, thats a trap.
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>>100417011
>>100416959
>>100416860
>>100416739
>>100416641
>>100416571
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>>100417156
Such poor humour, thank Odin we are all anonymouse.
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>>100417156
The guy in the image is a pun guy
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Its still morning, how about a nice bowl of mice krispies?
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>>100417347
Gnaw.
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>these puns

Rats try, guys, but you've all met your match. I'm infarodent at making puns.
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>>100417506
That was actually quite shit.
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>>100417016

Be prepared to be force fed at least 15 litres of Sake. Oni's don't like soft cunts
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Anon and dim witted dragoness writefagging continuation mcguffin when?
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>>100417522
>sake
That shit is just watered down whiskey.
And its weak as shit.
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>>100417108
And?
>>100417522
Good thing sake is weak.
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>>100417602
>liking a dick
Gay.
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>>100417598
>>100417602
Try drinking 15 litres of ANYTHING
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>>100417687
Have you never been drinking?
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>>100417656
You missed my laughing GIF.
>>100417687
It might take a few days, but it's manageable.
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>>100405302
>>100408663
>>100408763
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>>100417762
>days
What are you, a little girl?
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>>100417567
>Playing solitaire
People still do this?
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>>100417812
>fluffy tail lamia
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>>100417567
When was this written?
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>>100404333
What a dorky fox.
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>>100418144

I think this part was done last saturday but it popped up so many times on /tg/ and /a/ I don't know which board the writefag in question is on
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>>100418317
Zombina.
Ditch the rest.
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>>100418317
I'll gladly take Manako.

...and a bottle of eyedrops at the ready.
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>>100417687
>>100417762
>itt: babbies first bar night
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>>100418317

Tio going Maximum Frills
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>>100418398
You know, I keep forgetting that her tits wouldn't jiggle much.
She'd be fun though, get beer, she's a bit drunk, asks if you want a squeeze.
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>>100418528
Unless you're an alcoholic, who cares. It's not really something to be proud of for normal people.
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>>100418317
Zombina would be such bro
but i would take Manako for tender loving
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>>100418633
>jiggle
That shit is bad.
Tits are supposed to be firm.
Like zombinas.
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>>100418657
Normal people doesnt think that being manly is something to be proud of either.
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>>100418791
I imagine hers would be more stiff. Y'know, rigor mortis and all that.
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now i wonder where Zombina get replacement parts and where she lived before monsters joined society
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>>100418841
But it's not.
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>>100418949
Be gone, beast of corruption.
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>>100419014
>implying you can ever be that manly
>implying that has any worth in real life
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>>100418907

The morgue/unclaimed bodies or bodies donated to "science". You ever wonder how nonscientific stuff like Bodyworld got access to those supplies?

Hell I remember people in the forensics department in grad school talking about how a lot of the skeletons they got for student studies came out of old mass graves in China for like $800 a pop.

Crazy stuff.
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>>100418317
Zombina all the way
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>>100418657
>>100418841
>>100419046
Fuck you guy, Hoboquest has proven that being an alcoholic is the best power of them all update never ;_;
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>>100419298
>alcoholic
>power
real life has taught me the oppisite
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>>100419298
But anon, we must face reality, we can't keep lingering in our fantasies and be isolated forever, unless you want to be left to die.
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>>100419405
whats wrong with rotting away
sometimes I just wish I could disappear

catching wheat ect
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>>100418317
I just thought, this means we might see MON lewdness.
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>>100419356
>>100419405
http://youtu.be/zO9BuhR_eMU?t=2m11s
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>>100419189
its so easy being a undead these days
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>>100419562
Well, it's inevitable, and I won't try to convince you otherwise, but for others, there is a lot more to life than just death and decline.
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>>100406152
HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>100418317

Tio is the best of the bunch. I dunno about you guys, but putting my junk in or being near something (un)dead doesn't sit well with me.
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>>100406152
What is this?
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>>100404577
>>100405385
You want to see 3DPD?
I WILL SHOW YOU 3DPD
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>>100418317
Why isn't Doppel there?
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>>100418317
Zombina
she seems like she'd be a full bro
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>>100414310
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>Fluffy thread
>Not posting Mamizou or other jewish monster.
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>>100420281
Magdala de Nemure, a manga from the Spice&Wolf writer.
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>>100420437
Speaking of 3D, http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/thailand-snakegirl-attracts-crowds-of-pilgrims-and-tourists/ I want to believe.

It's a terrible shop and looks like if it did exist she wouldn't be able to stand and have horafying health issues.
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>>100420281

Magudala de Nemure
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>>100420510
MC is actually Doppel, they weren't seriously gonna risk his life to draw out D
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>>100420803
>>100420814
Oh yes. This will be good, I can tell already. Thank you.
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>>100417817
>>100418528
It's plausible to drink that much in a short amount of time, but I doubt it would be pleasant.
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So I take Oni stories would be one sided then.

>She dares you to see who can drink more
>Wake up in her bed
>Groin hurts like fuck

Alternatively

>Drink water, fool her into thinking it's alcohol
>She falls in love over how you can drink for days without getting drunk
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>>100406152
What the fuck? I can't find this translated anywhere. All the links when I google it are in moon.
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>>100421764
>Magudala de Nemure
http://mangafox.me/manga/magudala_de_nemure/
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>>100421764
You must really suck at this internet business.
http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/magdala-de-nemure-r9096
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Are holy spirits also monster girls?

>Futo is generally thought to be a shikaisen, meaning that she was once a hermit who attempted to surpass the physical lifespan of a human by taking on the qualities of the dead. She essentially abandoned her body and transferred her soul into an object (said to be a plate). As a shikaisen, she is able to take on a great number of forms, but she prefers the traditional look she had when she was alive, as opposed to Toyosatomimi no Miko's decision to go with a more modern form.
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>>100421651
How about Oni that go after weak betas
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>>100421941
>She loves taking a mouth full of sake and kissing her mate deeply
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>>100421941
But those break even faster.
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>>100422217
That's the point
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>>100422237
You.
I like you
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>>100422304
will you let him fertilize your eggs?
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>get caught up on Centaur's Worries
>the chapter with the Tigermen
>those last few panels

What the fuck was that? I feel like I need to read it again. Did they create the Tiger(wo)men? Is it all an Antarcian experiment?
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>>100422440
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Here's a little /v/ material for this thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jQwwsqNDXE
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>>100422400
Im not really sure...
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>>100422561
My dick is all kinds of hard right now.
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>>100422440
i am still confused by everything in that manga
>>100422573
there is nothing to be scared of!
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>>100422780
If he doesn't want, I'll gladly oblige.
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>>100421941
>golden eyes
Oh fuck Alice is a kumiho.
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>>100422780
Ah screw it. What's the worst that can happen?
Sure
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So much circlejerking going on right now
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>>100423200
Sorry we didn't ask you to join, anon.
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Welcome back, Master!
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how do get my friend into monstergirls?
he's already into vore
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>>100423637
Tell him that some monsters eat people.
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>>100423637
>vore
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>>100423628

who are you people
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>>100423674
the spidergirl vore scene in mgq was kind of nice and im not typically into vore
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>>100423684
I am the one hiding under your bed
teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing read
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>>100423628
>you will never have a group of MGs dominate you dressed as maids
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>>100422561
What the fuck? there's a DLC for the Vita version of Muramasa? God damn it. I loved that game back when I first got it on the Wii. Now I'm seriously considering buying a Vita just for this.
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>>100423684
the maid army that defends your treasures and cleans your fortress!
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>>100423637
if he's into vore don't get him into monstergirls.
fuckers like him are the reason the Vanadis VNs will never be translated
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>>100424156
not seeing the connection
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>>100423706
>>100423637

I always have to call bullshit on the MGQ vore scenes. I got some acid burns doing research lab work in grad school and HCl was always the same. You feel this terrible awful itching, and when you run your hand under the tap, you see your skin has gone yellow where it's almost like an instant callous. And god help you if it gets into a cut, burns like a motherfucker.

All I can imagine in those scenes is this terrible itching all over your body followed by worse burning than being on fire when you scratch at it. They make it sound all warm and gentle but it's itchy burning hell.


>>100424156
Agreed.
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>>100403504
>Fluffiest Tails Edition!
>Come in expecting good fanart of fluffy tails
>There's literally only two good pieces of fluffy tails fanart in the whole thread.

Being a fluffy tail lover is suffering, there's really no good art out there.
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>>100424156
Agree. We don't need more fags into vore in this.
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>>100424004
Vanillaware isn't a fan of sequels.
But in this day and age they can alway make expansions!

Dragon's Crown recently got a huge ass new load as well.
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>>100424256
Vorefags are the most delusional fetishfags in existence.
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>>100424280
some of them are dirty kumihos!
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Do you prefer monsterGIRLS or monsterWOMEN?

I, personally, am shocked and appaled at the lack of proper mature and well endowed ladies of the monster kind.
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>>100424280
>Being a fluffy tail lover is suffering, there's really no good art out there

Is this serious? You have tons of fluffy tail.

Try to find good art about shirohebi. I dare you.
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>>100424397
Same, same.
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>>100424280

have a momiji
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>>100424004
Muramasa had all god tier girls. Even when it was a hardened samurai in a girl's body.
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>>100424343
I still have my copy of it on the Wii. I could boot it up right now and play it on my WiiU, but there would be no point. I've already beaten it and gotten 200% completion. Why can't Nintendo do DLC for their games? God damn.
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>>100424436
>Kamitani makes all god tier girls.

Fixed.

That guy knows his shit.
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>>100424413
This.
Its so hard to find art of second best girl
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>>100424397
You are the definition of semantics.
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>>100424496
interior semantics?
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Here's something Kamitani for all you undead friends.
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>>100423628
Oh God, the Maid RPG flashbacks. It's all coming back to me.
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>>100424486
>dem soft, caring eyes
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>>100424557
Torahime is sexy even like that. Kisuke has good taste.
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>>100424197
there are very few people who translate monstergirl VNs, and all of them refuse to translate the Vanadis VNs because they don't have rape vore unbirthing shit
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>>100424491
>second best girl
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>>100424602
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>>100424654
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>>100424413
This count?
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>>100424649
and you're making the assumption that if there were more people into vanilla monmusu than that these translators would just switch over from what they are doing now and translate the vanadis games?
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>>100424654
I could not get ENOUGH of these fucking fox girls man. Holy shit my dick.
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>>100424649
That just sounds like you are too lazy to do it yourself and hate people because they already have other things to translate.
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>>100422440
The illuminati are behind the monstergirls.
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>>100424736
I still liked her but she pissed me off when she screwed over the other fox girl in Momohime's second ending.
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>>100424753
I think his assumption is that if more people would be into vanilla monmusu the likelihood of a potential translator cropping up among them would be higher.
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Reminder Ms. Smith is best girl
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i want to touch her little belly
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>>100424893
I think only the third ending is canon though.
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>>100424838
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>>100424753
That's pretty much what they said, yes.
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>>100424921
Best succubus.
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>>100424921
Are we really doing this now?

Besides, this is the true best girl.
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>>100424932
>dat reaction when she gets poked
2cute4me
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>>100424921
How does it feel being wrong?
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>>100424932
oh god YES
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>>100424980
I dont know, i prefer that succubus who keeps raping that bluehaired shota.
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>>100424997
How does it feel being attracted to an abomination?
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>>100424932
That's fucking adorable
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>>100424934
I would hope so seeing as its the good end for all four main characters.
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>>100425037
AHA SO IT'S YOU! PALADIN-KUN!
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>>100420761
If male Tanuki are defined by having huge balls, what do female Tanuki have?
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how do I tell my parents im into this?
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>>100425037
Ask your father
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>>100425037
But thats not Cerea, you faggot.
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>>100425062
Only this guy got screwed.

Hardcore NTR'd by Jinkuro.
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>>100424934
I disliked the third ending. It was basically Jinkuro pulling off the perfect crime and Momohime was destined to become nothing more than a baby factory.
At least ending II promised a new adventure.
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>>100425141
>It was basically Jinkuro pulling off the perfect crime and Momohime was destined to become nothing more than a baby factory.
So you are angry that its perfect?
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>>100425117
Who cares? He was a ass. I was glad Jinkuro got his body and through that Momohime's virginity.
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>>100425117
>>100425141
I gotta got beat Muramasa again because I don't remember any of this.
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>>100425141
Momohime never actually wanted all that adventure and killing though. It was Jinkuro doing all the slaughtering.

And he fell in love with her over time.

Yeah it was an immense dickmove and Yukionojo got screwed over, but in the end it was the best ending because everyone else survived and lived a happy life.
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>>100425081
Let your father read EMG. If he likes tits and butts, he will understand it.
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>>100425194
The perfect NTR story, yes.
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>theres no PC version
BUT I NEED HERESY!
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>>100425203
I get off to Netori too, but Jinkuro is still the biggest dick out of the main human cast.
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>>100425212
Yukionojo had a hand in the betrayal that was supposed to get Momohime killed. Yeah he felt bad afterward but so do a lot of murderers. He got what was coming.
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>>100425068
Giant cameltoe
OR large ass, whichever you prefer.
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>>100425208
You probably didn't see it. It's pretty much the final ending of the game.
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>>100424787
nigga I don't read moonrunes
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>>100425321
he was arrogant as fuck yeah
but he kinda warmed up towards the end

I liked him

Shame he never realized the busty fox had the hots for him
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>>100424875
Curling his fingers into a fist, the robed man shot a look of pure, uninhibited contempt at the glowing monitor.

"How?! How do they know?" He grunted, with clenched teeth. He raised his fist, tempted to slam it into his mahogany desk. However, after letting out a heavy sigh, he relaxed his fingers, and smacked his assistant with his palm.

"Those fools! They think they can stop me by publicizing my plot, but it is far too late! The dawn of monstergirls, the dawn of our new god, begins tomorrow!" He exclaimed, panting with fervor. Smiling like some kind of homicidal maniac, he entered a combination on a number pad. Shortly after, the numberpad folded open, revealing a small, glowing, red button.

"An age of true heresy, an age of chaos..." He trails off, as the light fades away.
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>>100424649
We have had a few anons willing to translate, but were unable to do so because they couldnt fix with the game itself.
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>>100424997
you, I like you
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>>100425393
Now that I think about it, dude was pretty dense despite all that plotting.
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>>100425374
I got all the endings, but it has been like 4 years since I played it so forgetting some stuff is expected.
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>>100425393
I think he did though. She became their maid anyway, so I'm sure he fucks her from time to time when Momohime won't put out or is too pregnant.
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>>100425426
This is the shit that needs to stop before we are fullblown MLP.
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>>100425382
You could, you know, learn them.
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>>100425457
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>>100425364
Why not giant tits?
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>>100425426

You have overstepped your bounds Mr. Fink. The time is not yet right. Soon. Soon.
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>>100425508
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>>100425508
Kongiku is so based. Gotta buy that dlc.
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>>100425494
Making A LOT of assumptions there.
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>>100425553
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>>100425283
i was going to post just that!
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>>100425493
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>>100425595
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>>100425595
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>>100425591
I am fairly certain a book to learn moonrunes does not cost over 50$.
And if you have time to complain here you have time to read.
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>>100425631
Last one
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>>100425662
My attentionspan is horrid, i cant read a book without trailing off after 3 pages and forgetting it ever existed.
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>>100425426
No.
We are never doing this
Ever.

So stop it
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>>100425493
The problem with MLP is that they can't contain their autism.

But we are monstergirl-fags, we don't smear our shit in the faces of others. That is, for now.

Considering how well transnlated copies of EMG are selling, we might get some turkish filth in here soon.
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>>100425692
Sounds like you are not trying hard enough.
Substances to increase your focus like ginseng are a thing too, if you feel over the top lazy.
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>>100424347
What about guro fags?
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>>100425487
Didn't Momohime have like 5 kids or something?
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>>100425595
>All dat jelly

Oh man, I really want to play this now for qt cat waifu, but I don't have a vita.
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>>100425783
I think they get off on the suffering. At least I've never seen one try to explain that "It totally doesn't hurt guys"
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>>100417522
>sake
>my family brews over 200liters of wine, 20 liters of brandy and at least 40 liters of rakija per fucking year
Bitch better toughen the fuck up.
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>>100425874
She's a qt vengeful cat waifu

>She and her boyfriend get murdered
>Returns as a cat demon to slaughter the murderers

And man her voice... she sounds cute as fuck.
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>>100425733
>The problem with MLP is that they can't contain their autism.
Nah, that's only the most obnoxious retards that exist in any fanbase. I know a few ponyfags and they keep their power levels well hidden.

>>100425783
>Guro
I will never understand.
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>>100425874
Play it for the fucking amazing gameplay as well. I can honestly say that all the 10/10 girls are a bonus and not the main attraction.
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>>100425916

God damn it man, now I want some brandy and coffee and all I have is beer and rum.
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As much as I love monster girls why aren't these in /d/? Nobody even talks about any actual manga or LNs here that much, at most it's like 25% of the thread.
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>>100425954
the litmus I use for pony fags is asking these questions
is mlp a kids cartoon?
is mlp a mature show?

if they answer no for the former and yes for the later then they are the autistic type of fan and I stay clear from them.
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>>100425902
I guess that's true. Doesn't stop the burning hatred I have for those nut jobs.
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>>100426034
Not lewd enough for /d/, I suppose.
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>>100425978
I played Muramasa on the Wii and it wasn't all that great really. Probably a 7/10 and not a experience I'd want to replay if not for the new stories.

>>100425951
Oh, I thought it was an actual cat demon that was in love with a human.
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>>100426034
Most of the time we're just waiting for the next chapter of whatever.
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>>100426034
Because there's no explicit sexual content and /d/ is for hentai stuff after all.

At best we have /e/ stuff. And even that's rare.
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>>100426166
So does all of /a/ but they don't have /fa/ threads while waiting for the next Kill la Shill.
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>>100426165
>Oh, I thought it was an actual cat demon that was in love with a human.

Could be the case. I'm not well informed.
The revenge plot is a thing though.
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>>100425916
While I'm sure you are the manliest of men with a dick the size of a telephone ploe, I'm also quite sure not even you can consume 15 liters of 15-20% alcohol in a single sitting.
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>>100426034
A lot of things are allowed on /a/.

For example, you see almost daily /e/ and /c/ threads and no one deletes them.
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>>100426165
i guess you're right in that after you've seen everything there's not much point in replaying it but it was an 8.5/10 imo.
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>>100426034
its:
>EMG = /a/
>MGQ = /vg/
>MGE = /jp/
but thats just my opinion
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>>100426280
Weird how that works, since they're all essentially the same thing (ie. devolved into circlejerks driven primarily by original content creation).
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>>100425733
>The problem with MLP is that they can't contain their autism.
Just like these threads.
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I love lizard girls. I hope Salamander girl gets brought back soon in 12 Beast, she was my fav
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>>100426280
/jp/ has monstergirl threads?
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>>100426280
>jp
>anything that is not 2hu getting attention
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>>100426396
no, but the encyclopedia fits there more than /a/
but its just like >>100426415 said
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>>100426415
There are monstergirls in 2hu.
Even a dragongirl.
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>>100426380
Monstergirls with equipment are fucking cool.
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>>100426415
You've never been on /jp/.

>>100426458
Ok.
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>>100426415
I think one of the recent touhou games had monstergirls
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>>100426380
I have to admit that it's taken a while for me to get warmed up towards Salamander girls. For some reason, I keep confusing hot-blooded with being cheerfully energetic.
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>>100426224
Well if you want to know my reasoning why I go here and not /d/ it's because you literally can't discuss anything on /d/ or else the mods will shut it down, and I don't like futa. I like both the porn and occasional discussion and this is a place where I can get both without dicks everywhere.
And honestly if we were to split it then either thread on /d/ (that is if we could get the futafags to not spam the thread) and the one on /a/ would slow to a crawl. But maybe that's what you'd want.
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>>100426513
actually i go there frequently
maybe i only go to 2hu threads and am projecting i guess
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>>100426415
earlier this morning I saw something I had never seen before
the 1st page of the latest post on danbooru didnt have any touhous in it
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>>100426582
They're really the only threads worth going too if you're not into /jp/ or shitposting stuff.
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>>100423637
Show him all of the monsters/angels drawn by Delphinus.
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>>100426582
dont they also have threads dedicated to welfare fraud?
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>>100426564
>and the one on /a/ would slow to a crawl.
The one on /a/ is already pretty slow even with OC. Personally, I think we have too many of these threads.
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>>100423637
This.
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>>100426564

/tg/ would welcome the writefags with open arms at the very least. They might be limited to the smut threads though, who knows.
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>>100426692
i dont go to any, i just go to the catalog and look for cute 2hus
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>>100426751
/tg/ has enough CYOAs as is. Not too confident many of those making them here and well versed in proper RP rules and etiquette either.
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>>100426934
dont you at least go to the comiket threads when those come around?
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>>100426968
t-there are ones...?
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>>100421899
man that girl has a giant cock.
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Alright guys, a while ago there was some debate on just what made the Monster Girl genre.

So I created this poll so we can work on defining what exactly the Monster Girl genre entails. Simply vote for traits you agree would be considered part of the genre, and don't for parts that aren't. And if there are elements left out of the poll that you think are essential to something being considered Monster Girl material, please say so.

http://strawpoll.me/1033866
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>>100426751
I don't really feel like going through /tg/. I saw a dragongirl thread from a few days ago and like 50% of it wasn't so much dragongirls as female dragons.
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>>100427087
And half of the remaining 50% is usually furries trying to push their own fetish.
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>>100427077
This wont work for shit.
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>>100427077
they must have human faces or at least not a snout
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>>100427077
>Monster Races must be present
Thats all.
Rest is just setting-preferences.
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>>100427077
And the point of this is...?
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>>100427279
Nah, I'd say the remaining 50% (of what I saw, Like I literally read the entire thread) was 20% furry stuff and then 30% what you could call monstergirls. Even if some where dragons transformed into mostly human guises they did look mostly human.
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>>100427367
And have a humanoid body, not a horse with a human torso attached.
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>>100427370
is berserk a monstergirl manga?
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>>100427469
>Fairy
Yep.
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>>100427077
Exclusively female monsters girls. Anything besides that can be considered fantasy. Monster boys can fuck off.
>>100427425
Is also correct.
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>>100427425
What, your telling me you wouldn't love this kind of mermaid?
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>>100427507
>Monster boys can fuck off.
even traps?
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>>100421651
>She falls in love over how you can drink for days without getting drunk
>water toxicity
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>>100427545
Or this kind?
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>>100427545
I remember seeing an advertisement for this in a magazine
a picture of the end of a bed with a foot an a fin sticking out of the covers
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>>100427370

>By what shall we judge what makes a cheese? Must it be hard, aged, made with a particular type of milk or cream?

>Anything made with milk, the rest is just preference.

>We have a word for that already, it's called dairy.

That's you dude. Either there is something that makes monstergirls separate from generic fantasy or there isn't. The contention is that there is. So what exactly are the defining qualities?
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>>100427469
Not as the main genre, but it has monster girls in it, yes.
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>>100427499
i do enjoy faries
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>>100424997
>2 asses
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>>100427652
Cheese is dairy..
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>>100418317
>>100418633
>stay away from shitty weekday threads
>see this
AWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAA! SO FUCKING HYPED!! WAOOOOOOOO
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>>100427696
Can never have too many
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>>100427753

Yes and all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. Do you not get the fucking point?
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>>100427549
Every genera has it's futa side so it's really up to the person in question. I personally don't like futa but I'll still accept that some people like it.

>>100427696
It's a thorax
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>>100423637
I have three great friends who know that I fap to this genre
I showed this image >>100426704 to two of them

Now one is in mg and always asking if KC did a new one, the other guy's still in process, but wants to read the manga, that's for sure

the power of Miia's hug is unreal
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>>100427696
One of those is just a much of muscles for her front legs.
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>>100427869
Miia is pure love.
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>>100424932
>you will never have a monster girl braid your hair, ever.
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>>100424750
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>>100428035
>you will never have a monster girl
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>>100428170
it hurts
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>>100428170
Fox girls are lame anyways.
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>>100428241
You're lame!
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>>100428241
Why didn't you just tell us straight up that you are gay, anon? No need to infer it in such roundabout ways.
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>>100428310
well duh, hes a foxgirl.
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>>100428310
Foxgirls are so fucking lame. NTR fish is way better than foxgrills.
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>>100428405
There are things that should not be said, Anon.

That's one of them.
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>>100405385
Hey kid, wanna yiff?
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>>100428476
Oh please, even spiders are better than foxgirls.
And its a very short life of whats worse than spiders.
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>>100428170
I'd probably end up scaring her away anyway...I'm too much of a jerk to deserve one...
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>>100407563
I like non-human faces and a high degree of animalness.
S-sue me.
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>>100428586
>>>/MLP/
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>>100428586

Furries don't get sued anon, they get redirected to >>>/co/
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>>100428586
Got to /co/

Seriously
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>>100428476
Hahaha do something about it fag! Foxgirls are so vanilla they didn't get picked for the manga. Buwahahaha
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>>100428586
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>>100428658
>>100428586
Yeah. They had a monstergirls thread like last week and in 20 posts went straight to furry.
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>>100428768
link?
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>>100428768
Eh that happens here too.
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>>100428811
Man that was like 9 days ago I'm not going through foolz for that shit do it yourself.
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>>100428811
>>100428863

You both can just watch the clusterfuck of the caturday thread tomorrow.
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>>100428844
Nah, the kind of stuff that was posted there would get someone banned here.
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>>100428896
>caturday thread
that still exists?
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>>100428896
>caturday
Didnt this die.. 5 years ago?
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>>100428928
>>100429003
Nope. They got herpetuesdays too.
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>>100418317
Zombina best.
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>>100418317
Top>Zombina>Doppel>Manako
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>>100429116
>Top
It's Tio plebeian.
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>>100429199
Indeed, because Tio is at the bottom.
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>>100429199
It's just a mistake, relax m8.
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>>100429199
what if he wants Tio on top?
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>>100429216
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>>100429216
>>100429273
First on bottom, then on top.

That'll be one hell of a night.
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>>100417567
>>100418144
>>100418376
After a bit of searching on the archives, I've determined that it originated from /tg/.

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29480121/#29485425
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29487306/#29488725
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/search/text/%22Because%20I%27m%20a%20dragon!%22/
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>>100424457
the MC of the vita DLC is a catgirl

we are gettin 3 more DLC strorylines


one is about a farmer haunted by the ghost of his waifu he fights using farming tools and his ghost waifu assisting him

one is about a peasent who finds a loli oni on a rainy night and takes her in and then they team up to fight evil


one is the typical samurai out for revenge


they are harder than the orgiginal 2 storylines and almost as long
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>>100428586
there's nothing wrong with liking a little bit of both
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>>100427367
But Polt is ok.
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>>100429540
>There is nothing wrong with being a furfag
Leave,now.
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>>100429516
>harder than the orgiginal 2 storylines and almost as long

Well, you just sold me a Vita.

The length of those DLCs were the only thing that made me doubt.
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>>100429580
i didn't say she isn't, but if she had a snout with her little dot nose, she would be a complete furry
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>>100427077
The monstergirl genre is most simply defined as one where there are one or more monster species whose appearance/visual aesthetic has been skewed in favor of being attractive or otherwise appealing to a significant proportion of human viewers, and the majority of such creatures encountered in the story are female.

The gender imbalance may be due to an actual population split in the setting, or simply a result of the story only focussing on a predominantly female group.

The visual aesthetic requirements essentially boil down to having a sufficiently expressive face that it can show human emotion the viewer can identify with (so, the right relative placement of eyes and mouth, and lips that can hold a recognisable smile) and having secondary sexual characteristics introduced, either by giving the centaur or mermaid treatment to the original form, or by applying additional characteristic limbs to a more human frame. Some species lend themselves well to one or the other method, others can go either way depending on artist. Originally humanoid monsters obviously don't tend to need this beyond being made more hollywood pretty in some cases, like ogres.
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>>100429516
>one is about a peasent who finds a loli oni on a rainy night and takes her in and then they team up to fight evil
What?! Why haven't I heard about this sooner?
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>>100428586
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>>100417817
15L of anything alcoholic of over 2-3% content would have most people dead from poisoning.
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>>100428586
>furfaggotry

>>>/co/
>>>/b/
>>>/out/
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>>100425037
But that's not the girl with a literal horse's ass, anon
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>>100429619
wait wait my bad i dont know what im talking about

i double cheked myself because i dont wanna see anons buying things they dont want


its 3 hours long for 4.99
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>>100429850

Would take a long time to go through that much anyway. I can drink maybe five or six liters of anything during a night. Three or four if we're talking wine and one or so if it's high proof hard liquor. Well and feel good the next day anyway.

It boggles my mind how anyone could slam back fifteen without having the body of a faceless old fat man from a hentai.
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>>100430184
You can drink 6 liters of tequila?
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>>100430184
The world record holder for beer, while it was still a thing, punched down just above 16L of beer per day. Going off calorie count (7,000) at least that's what I found out.

He also apparently drank 73L in a sitting, over the course of 6 hours IIRC.

Then again he was a fucking giant.
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>>100430008
>its 3 hours long for 4.99

3 hours for each DLC?
That makes 12 hours.
Which is a little shorter than the original Muramasa. For less money.

So still a decent deal.
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>>100430440
theres 4 dlcs planned dude not 3
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Booty.
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>>100430914
fish booty
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>>100430914
Booty
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>>100429706
thanks for nailing it.
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>>100431003

I want to do new yellow bird tonight now. But I have so much work to get done first.
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>Monster Musume vol.2 debuts at #2 on New York Times Manga Best Sellers
>http://www.nytimes.com/best-sellers-books/2014-01-26/manga/list.html
>Reported being the highest-selling manga in one week for Seven Seas (the US publisher)
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>>100430993
This is wrong. So wrong.
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>>100429512
You should've been able to tell by the post numbers.
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>>100431144
Monstergirls will one day be a socially acceptable, maybe even supported by human rights, fetisch.
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>>100431147
I know right?
Im so tired of mermaidknees.
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>>100431003
Yarr harr fidelydee, being a monstergirl is always so free!
Seducing all day and then raping for free!
You are a monstergirl!
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>>100431229
maybe when they exitst

ill always hold a candle in my heat for a EMG scenario
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>>100431273
>>100431147

She's just in the middle of transformation. It's Mermaid Gerwalk Mode.
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>>100431187
fucking mermaids and their knees
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>>100431352
They already exist anon.
In our hearts.
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>>100431128
Well then get it done bro. I'll be waiting for more of the Yellow Bird Saga.
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>>100431494
>not silver hair
3/10 it's the best I can do.
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>>100431494

Stop trying to ruin kitsunes for me
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>>100431494
I would add some color to the tufts inside her ears but otherwise I like it. Maybe make her hair even less primary
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Who is best girl, and why is it the mantis shrimp?
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>>100431638
>no scales
Sorry anon, they are already pretty good, but they are not as good as they can be.
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>monster girl thread
>perfect time to continue my CYOA, since there aren't 900 CYOAs going on at once
>don't have the time due to job

There's always Saturday, or Sunday at 4 in the Morning, I guess.
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>>100431789
i wish i had that image of Muromi dressed as a mantis shrimp right now
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>>100431880
>CYOA
DONT.
We dont need more cancer.
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>>100431880
Plus this thread is almost dead anyway.
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>>100431789

I don't know if I want a waifu who can actually kill me with a single punch.
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>>100429512
You are one smooth nigga. Thanks.
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>>100432030
Pussy-kun plz.
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>>100432030
But a majority of monstergirls can kill humans with one punch?
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>>100405107
> If I had tails that fluffy I'd mofu mofu myself too. Must take a ton of conditioner though.

Saliva. Maintaining a perfect fluffy tail only requires a bit of nibbling and grooming.
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>>100432000
They're not cancerous in my opinion.
And if they were, they would the least cancerous thing that goes on here.
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>>100425561
>Kongiku is so based. Gotta buy that dlc.

I didn't know it was out yet. Buying it tonight.
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>>100432315
Well you are wrong.
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Reminder that Cecaelia gives best hugs.
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>>100431789
http://youtu.be/lZVIlldTOkc
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>>100431003
>pirate booty

captcha: rketbox tears
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>>100431229
No.
That would invite all the normalfags and cancer to these threads. We must unforetunately keep it unacceptable to keep our good content
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>>100432399
Second only to lamias.
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>>100432399
She looks so blue

Why isn't she normal skin color?
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>>100432480
>implying it havent already happened
EMG have even appeared on Memebase a few times.
Should hit 9gag/reddit in 2 years.
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>>100432544
>two years
Give it six months. If that.
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>>100432544
>EMG have even appeared on Memebase a few times.
wat
I demand to see evidence
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>>100432346
>your opinion is wrong because I say so
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>>100431229
>It becomes a trend.
>14 year old's running around with their cosplay teir waifus.
>le funny Illias and EMG facebook may mays
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>>100432544
What the hell is memebase?
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>>100432346
I think kevin is more cancerous than the CYOAs.
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>>100432786
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>>100432492
You can escape from Lamias hug.
Thus it is worse.
Of course you need to be Houdini but still, unlike with Cecaelia, you have technical chance of escaping Lamia's hug.
Also Lamia would feel harder.

>>100432522
Because Hound and r-san and c went mad if my memory serves.
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>>100432786
Please, stop, it hurts.
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>>100432544
>>100432727
Yeah same here, what the hell?
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>>100432727
http://cheezburger.com/8003376896#comments

Have also seen Miia and Rachnera.
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>>100432067
>>100432078

But what if she's tsundere? That's running a pretty high risk I'd think.
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>>100432865
>you have technical chance of escaping Lamia's hug.
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>>100432315
>that fig
8/10 Would Buy
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>>100432030
>You will never be fisted by your mantis shrimp waifu
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>>100431789
Because she would knock the fuck out of anyone who dared cross your path.

Imagine if some dragon walked up trying to start some shit with you. Out of nowhere a girl half her size at the least just knocks her into the wall with enough force to leave a small crater.

>>100432968
Pure love
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>>100432944
Tsundere =/= Rie Kugishit
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>>100432909
God fucking dammit.
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>>100432988
Forgot my image.
Shame on me.
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>>100432427
Agreed, cephalopods are better.
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>>100433082
>>100433036
>>100431789
I have been gone for a week.
...what the fuck is this?
Some kind of new "le funny maymay" trend?
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>>100432909
>>100433026
>>100433031
That's probably the only one...
R-r-right?
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>>100432909
It was bound to happen
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>>100432951
Last time I checked, Lamia's had smooth, firm scales and no suction cups on their tail.
So if you somehow happened to be a houdini you technically have the change. The chance is around same as snowflake in hell but it does exist.
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>>100432988
Depending on the type of dragon, the punch would do as you said, or the dragon would shrug it off like it was nothing.
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>>100432909
There's even some guy who seems to like to take EMG pages and post them everywhere. "Memefield" is his atrocious name.
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>>100433143
I could dig up the Miia and Rachnera posts but..
Im playing HoN.

I know i have posted the rachnera one before, should be in the archives.
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>>100433139
It is just anon's having a good taste.
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>>100433183
He must die.
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>>100433205
It belongs on /an/. If they were fishgirls it would be different.
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>>100432909
Well, it seems like everyone's creeped out by it.
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Would you fuck SCP-953 if it was your only chance at having sex with a monster girl? And she'll kill you like she killed Agent 1, but she'll let you finish.
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>>100433201
So what monstergirls did that game have?
I only play 4 of its competitiors and am interested to know.
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>>100433082
was there ever any doubt?
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>>100433183
>>100433250
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>>100433324
Is she immune to Chloroform?
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>>100432909
>>
http://cheezburger.com/7801741568

Where is Ilias now?
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>>100432427
Then again, how does one punch it's way out of something with no bones? Mantis shrimp must have some kind of predator.
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>>100433376
>living in South Africa
And of course, this would have been all ruined by a nigger
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>>100433376
>South Africa
Goddamn niggers.
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>>100433475
the cuttlefish did kill it, cephalopods love eating crustaceans
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>>100433376
NO! FUCK EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU FOR POSTING. FUCKING WHY.
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>>100433474
Does this mean we can't like EMG anymore?
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>>100433558
Thats the 4chan code of fap.
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>>100433376
>>100432909
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Fucking SHIT
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>>100433482
>>100433524
Isn't South Africa the white part of Africa though?
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>>100433482
>>100433524
But /pol/, would not most posts from south africa be from the rich white men?
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>>100433376
SOMEONE IS GONNA DIE TODAY
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>>100433624
>>100433627
Alright, so it was all done in by a white nigger
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>>100433624
Its the only part of africa with whites, but the black majority is still practicing apartheid on the white residents.
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>>100433591
>>100433591
Time to find some monster girl series that is filled with 2monstrous4normalfags monter girls.
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You better believe it guys
Today, Memebase.
Tomorrow, tumblr. With their goddamn tumblr noses
>>
Why would you stop enjoying something because other people who happen to be idiots enjoy it too? Just keep it to yourself and there's no problems.
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>>100433788
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>>100433788
>implying it havent been on tumblr since forever
You "monsterbros" (or urban terrorists) ruined it.
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>>100433788
>Tomorrow, tumblr. With their goddamn tumblr noses
That happened the day before yesterday, actually. S'been done.
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>>100433801
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>>100433710
Toumasu?

>>100433788
tumblr has it already.
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>>100433376
>>100432909
>>100432786
>>100433474
The day I hear someone spouting EBIN ILIAS MAYMAYS in public...
>People saying something about fluffy tails with no context
Someday there will be a monstergirl group similar to furry groups.
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>>100433830
>urban terrorists
Not this shit again
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>>100433788
>Tomorrow, tumblr.
Actually...
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>>100433835
true.... but that still hasn't stopped me
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>>100433801
That's the code of 4chan.
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>>100433801
http://hownew.ru/
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>>100433932
Whats with that random image?
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>>100433854
No
pls no
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>>100433788

> tumblr defiling Rachnee and Mero with their tumblr noses
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>>100433915
>>100433932
I know people like to freak out about it, but I don't think everyone realizes that it's mostly in jest.

cue people telling me it's not in jest
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>>100433801
Once something becomes normal and mainstream, it turns to shit.

Welcome to 4chan, newbie
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Hello all, I like to write a lot to improve my English skills and just so happen to like monstergirls as well. I like when some of the writers like BroMont write fanfics that people enjoy, and I would like to take a shot as well, if only to get some good criticism. I personally like the modern human send to medieval fantasy world and see what happens then.

So let's try an interactive story.

Friday night has finally come and after a week of exposing your powerlevel to the dimwitted society that we call the outside world, you are back safely in your fortress of solitude; You mother's basement. Surrounded by all things a man who has denounced all desires of the 3d world, you start up your PC and crack open a can of Dr. Pepper (for the enlightened gentlemen).

"Today, I shall remind them again" you think to yourself as go through your colour categorized fedora's. The start of the weekend is pretty much the same. You come home from a day fighting the establishment and debating the brainwashing master's, the people call teachers. At home you shout to your mom to heat up some hotpockets, grab some Dr. Pepper and a bag of cheetos for a full night of patronizing, accusing, and pittying the plebians who try to defy you.

Your mom knocks on the basement door; "Honey, your hotpockets are ready, want to come upstairs and eat them with me?"

"No mom, this is my private time. Leave the hotpockets at the door and don't bother me for tonight" you shout at the door. "Okay hon, I will leave them. If you want to talk, I am here for you. Oh and before I forget. There is going to be some exciting weather coming tonight. Two storms will be colliding just above our city and the weatherman said to be careful of hard winds, lightning and evening flooding." she mentioned putting the tray with the food down near the door.

"Thanks mom" you say as you decide your armor for tonight:

[]MLP Fedora
[]Suave Fedora
[]Colonel Sander's hat
[]Camo fedora
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>>100434074
[X] Viking helmet
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>>100433968
Become a paladinbro and start planning MGfag holocaust.
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>>100434074
[x] The thread's about to 404
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>>100434074
sombrero and fake mustache
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>>100433853
Toumasu has some great designs for arthropod monstergirls. His ant-girl is one of my favorite monstergirls of all time. I mean, just look how cute she is.
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>>100434074
[x] We all become the void as the thread 404's
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>>100434074
That is a good mother.
She deserves better son.
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>>100434074
>Dr pepper
Disgusting pleb.
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>>100434244
...and her milfy form is just plain sexy. Look how relaxed she is!
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>>100434253
She probably tried to raise her child the best she could, and to see him like this breaks her heart
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>"Ara ara, anon I need you to fertilize all 200,000 of my eggs again!
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>>100434328
kk
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>>100434328
>200,001 Krakens raping you
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>>100434304
Well if your child wear a fedora and isnt an old black jazz musician, then you failed as a parent.
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>>100434244
I personally loved the Hornet girl most.
Would definitely help release sexual frustration.
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>>100434074
Hey cool, I can pick at your grammar and you might actually appreciate it. Let's see.

>for the enlightened gentlemen
For the enlightened gentleMAN. You want that singular unless you drop that "the" in front.

>categorized fedora's
>brainwashing master's
You do this a few times. When you use an apostrophe there you're showing ownership, not pluralizing.

The dialogue's a little stiff too, but you can probably fix that by listening to and reading the language more.
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>>100434117
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>>100434224
>>100434250
I shall wait untill this thread 404's and continue in the new thread. The hat shall be a viking fedora.
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>>100434328
ohgodmahballs.jpg
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>>100434328
Take me!
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>>100434365
Sturgeons law, Anon. So many. You'd have to watch so many of your daughteru die.
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>>100434370
Its tough to raise a child as a single parent, even tougher due to this economy.

Thanks Obama
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>>100434328
Will she still love me after that.

>>100434370
Believe me, some kids just grow crooked.
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>>100434478
>being american
>raising a child
Pick one.
And ONLY one.
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>>100434328
Hopefully she have the internal eggs like Tomasu fish girl did.
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>>100434518
>Believe me, some kids just grow crooked.
Thats why you beat them.
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>>100433329
I can look it up if you want me to.
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>>100434328
I-In my butt?
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>>100434388
thanks. Just a heads up, I have worked the entire day and I am pretty sleepy and English isn't my first language. Fuck, it ain't even my second one. Nevertheless I want to add some extra parts.
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>>100434530
I think you're confusing us with Japan.
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>>100434530
What country do you think we are? Japan?
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>>100434557
>beating your kids
>2014
Just sell them to mafia.
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>>100434328
>after weeks of sex, her snatch is full of your genetic chowder
>you've managed to fertilize all of her eggs
>your Kraken waifu gives you a giant hug while whispering into your ear "I love you"
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>>100434626
Im saying your political system is awful, your society is awful, your education is awful, your healthcare is awful, your "justice" is awful. You shouldnt raise kids in USA.
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>>100434606
You made that pretty clear. Even with all that you're still not as bad as some of the native speakers that have reared their heads around these, so you're fine in my book. The apostrophe things looks really bad in my book though, watch out for that.
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>>100434664
Coward!
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>>100434664
>he doesnt realise that kids that grow up without discipline become the YOLO#SWAG hipster mass
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>>100434074
Your story is fucking reddit tier. Hurrr fedoras, eating cheetos and being a faggot in my mom's basement.
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>>100434557
I don't think so.
My elder sister has a son, who thinks I'm his punching bag.
I don't let him do it, but I won't beat him up for it.
I just hug him so tight he can't move at all and I wont let go until he gives up. Which never happens.
I did once bind him by rolling a few blankets around him.
Ah, fun times.
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>>100434582
why not.
You might have to wait for next thread tough.
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>>100434687
That's the commie talking sonny boy.

Also, couldn't hear you over my guns. How do you plan to charm a Salamander Girl if you don't even own a proper arsenal?
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>>100434780
With your fists, you weakling.
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>>100434687
Can't fix any of that without a generation sick of the bullshit. They might also make it worse, but the possibility of better things is always there.

Also, every political system is shit, let's not even go there.
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>>100434760
Thats why you hit him and tell him not to do it again.
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>>100434837
A political system where the leaders go unpunished it shit.
Monarchy is where its at
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>>100434825
Anon you are so badass~!
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>>100434687
Our healthcare is shit yes, but the ACA made it even more shit. Our education WAS good, its just outdated and infested with unions. Our government is good, its just there are some bullshit leaders in it making bullshit laws
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>>100434893
I know.
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>>100434760
Sounds like you need to be more violent if he keeps doing it. If a few joint locks don't work fucking deck him. Sounds like you don't have any trouble handling him, you just need to show him what's what.

>>100434886
C;mon, we kill our leaders sometimes too!
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>>100434945
Kyaaaa~!
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>>100434761
Theres what looks to be a yuki-onna, but i dont know if i should include her.
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>>100434677
>after a long while the eggs hatch
>all of your daughters are adorable and heart attack inducing
>most die, however, due to being eaten by Mermaids, Crab People, ect
>you and your wife are heartbroken over it
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>>100434963
When have elected presidents ever personally gone to the wars they wage?
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>>100434963
The little lad isn't a problem for me anymore.
I just hope he won't become a bolly in his elemenary school.



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