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Welcome to the Sixth Holy Grail War.

Who are you?
How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
Make haste; as only seven successful summonings can occur.
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>>100402110
>Who are you?
The grail
>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
I'm the grail
>And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
I have to summon all those motherfuckers because i'm he grail and that's it
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I am Miyal Lenerd
Came from a generation of summoners. They won only twice but come in 4th or 5th here and there.

Archer. Basic summoning rituals.
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>>100402222
A splendid summon Miyal!
I expect great things from you.
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>>100402212
Which grail, good sir?
Are you from the irisviel's?
Will you be participating?
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>>100402212
>>100402542
greater grail obviously since he's the one doing the summoning
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>>100402542
Who the fuck do you think i am?
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I am magic user from Russia.

I come to win Grail for my homeland.

I will be summoning Beserker.
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>>100402465
Has there ever been a rule that prevents people from summoning Hitler?
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I'm the heir of that one clan from rural Japan that says they're the descendants of Christ, whose name escapes me.

I believe the Fuyuki Holy Grail is my birthright.

And I summon the Biblical Goliath, as Berserker, using a gigantic spear recently unearthed in the middle east.
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>>100402617
Grail-kun! Knife of friendship!
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>>100402110
>Who are you?
A Magius from Dorssia
>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
Just Because.
>And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
Mordred using a picture of a dad playing ball with his son.
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>>100402691
The ruskie beat you to it nigga, you summon him as lancer.
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I'm an upstart rogue mage who dropped out of Clocktower to learn at the feet of someone I thought was more interesting.

Heard about the other grail war and how crazy it was by word of mouth.

Summoning Daft Punk as my caster (s?) using an autographed original copy of the DVD and co-released Discovery album.
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>>100402680
Technically you're only supposed to be able to summon Heroes.

But the grail is corrupted, so you can summon Anti-Heroes. They're villians that ended up making the world a better place inadvertently.
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>>100402691
gotta tripfag it bra
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Who are you?
Maki
How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
A distant cousin of the Tohsaka family
And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
Enola gay crew as rider, with a piece of the bomber as the component. Noble Phantasm is Little Boy.
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>>100402821
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>>100402842
Oh, are we actually going full /tg/ quest thread on this? Alright, I'm down.

Shinjirou Sawaguchi, self-proclaimed descendant of Christ. Master of Lancer.
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>>100402627
Wow. I guess you failed. What levels of magic were required to summon this man? He looks like a caster apparently - he's holding some kind of tome.
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>>100402824
>But the grail is corrupted, so you can summon Anti-Heroes. They're villians that ended up making the world a better place inadvertently.
So Hitler is possible. What class would he be? Didn't he go after the Spear of Longitude? That'd make him a lancer probably.
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>>100403043
>Spear
>Christ
That seems...like a strange combo.
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>>100402821
>>100403023
So... I guess I have to trip to reserve the whole Caster thing?
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>>100403064
See >>100402803

The "Japanese who claim to be descendants of Jesus" thing is real, though.
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Who are you?

Nisio

How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?

I watched it on TV

And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?

I summon Kumagawa as caster, using a screw I found in my house. Noble Phantasms are All Fiction, Bookmaker, Non Fiction.

The goal here is not to win the grail, but to simply fuck with everyone else trying to win the grail.
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I want to summon Minotaur as Berserker
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>Who are you?

A fairly average Magus, adept in thaumaturgy related to spatial distortion. Summoning a Servant to make a wish to save my sister from that damned disease.

I'll give her life, even if it costs mine.

>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?

I'm not, but I've been tutored by El Melloi II briefly, before deciding to enter this war after hearing his stories.

>Who are you summoning

I can't afford a relic, as my ritual is made in haste. I am an efficient and versatile individual, but specialized in what I can do - if that helps for compatibility
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>>100403053
Modern day spirits are supposedly almost impossible, because of the rise of guns.

Youngest heroic spirit we've seen is Jack the Ripper I believe.
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Needs an Einzbern representative who is the master at the same time a Saber servant class and lesser grail.

NOTHING COULD EVER GO WRONG, BEST PLAN EVER mk III
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>>100403053
Could be a rider too a la alexander but I'm not sure.
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>>100403249
EMIYA, technically, but he's an anomaly.
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>>100403223
Does everyone who wants to summon a caster not care about the grail and just want to fuck with the war and watch the world burn?
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>only one guy summoned one of the knight servants
Its like you fags want to lose the grail.
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>>100403051

Hmmm, my fellow we will do great things here.
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>>100403323
And I wanted a Berserker, too.
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>>100403280
An Einzbern homunculus who's absolutely confused about the family because they haven't actually met anyone else in the family who wasn't a homunculus. There's no real people left in that family. They've been ghost dubbed too many times.
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Who are you?
Tadashi, a graduate of the clocktower
And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
I summon Billy the Kid as Archer with his gun as the component. If archer's taken, then I'll summon Roland as saber, using durendal as the component
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>>100403323
Can't you read ? I'm doing this >>100403307
on purpose. Kumagawa doesn't have a chance at winning the grail, but I bet he could cause a fuckton of trouble for the other servants
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I am the last practitioner of a lost magic called Phantasma, and I believe the reason I was the last is because of the Holy Grail.

I will use the grail to reveal the truth behind it.

I've had summoned the legendary time stopping maid named Sakuya Izayoi with Asasssin servant-type, using a special stopwatch that is handed down through generations of my family. Though, it now doesn't matter since I am the last of my kin.
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>>100402110
OP, quick question, what's your limit on general level of power?
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>>100403149
[back now; sorry computer reset]

what strong energy coming from you.....it seems you had too much power and you have summoned berserker
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>>100403489
Oh my, wrong picture. I guess I have to thanks moot for it.
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>>100402110
>Who are you?
Dante from the Devil May Cry Series
>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
I was Hired by someone
>And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
Mordred with a pair of her bloomers.

Fuck the grail, I just wanna get it on with my servant.
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>>100403567
I thought there was another berserker already? Oh well, I can dig that.
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I'm a little girl that will be raped by a Servant for magical energy.
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>>100402110
I am Carl Macintosh a Scottish business man on busines trip.
I come from a a long generations of magi but stoped studying magic/grail to becaome a buisness man. I woke up with the comand seals on my right hand which ties me to this war.
I use a necklaces given to my grand-dads when he went to a foreign land to summon and i hope for the best.
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>>100403595
Get this man a hotel reservation and we can provide the mood music.

I'm assuming Mordred's gonna be biting the pillow because Dante's going in dry... and craaaaaaaaaazy.
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>>100403241
Well...let's see what an average magnus can get out of the holy grail with a altruistic heart.
I don't believe it! You summoned Saber!
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>>100403713
[forgot to add trip]
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Caster my friend! We will retire to my cabin where we make much merry making with my fellow brothers! Yes? There will be much Vodka as we plan our foray into this fight!
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>>100403397
It looks like you had more potential than you thought....it looks like you've summoned St. Peter ...the lancer?
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>Who are you?
Brennan Dain, an average magus on the lower end of the spectrum who hails from Ireland. Knowledgeable in divination and somewhat experienced in runes and bounded fields. Well-versed in hand-to-hand combat and capable of interweaving magecraft into my martial-arts. The Dain family used to be quite powerful and renowned, but our bloodline has been deteriorating as of late.

>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
One of my ancestors, Balthisar Dain, participated in the third grail war as a master of Rider. I join the current war to honor his reputation and restore the power of the Dain family to even greater heights than it was before.

>Who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
I plan on summoning the Rider that Balthisar used during the third war by using the same relic...a silver fish scale.
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>Who are you?
Uhhh, I'm Kuro. Yorushikoooo!
>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
I'm not sure. I read about it in my otousan's journal back then and I only really found out about it on an image board over the internet.
>And who are you summoning as your servant
I'll summon Mars Ultor as a berseker using a shimapan soaked with the blood of a virgin and hope it turns out he's a she.
Her Noble phantasm will be summoning her allies, Phobos, also known as Panic, and Deimos, known as Dread; and the ghastly Enyo with limbs all gore-bespattered hideously, and deadly Eris, also known as Strife, who also caused the trojan war.
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>>100403700
I'm gonna fill her with my mana to some sensual flamenco music.
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>>100403906
this is me
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>Who are you?
An asshat in the wrong place

>Relation to the war
Heard about it and wanna play

>Who are you summoning
Nasu no Yoichi with a fan that was struck by a bow
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>>100403753
Now instead of Discovery era Daft punk, I think making them Berzerkers would push it to the TRON Legacy era where everything gets all bassy and thumpy for the movies.

I need to reimagine the whole noble phantasm reality marble now that you've taken away coherent thought though. It was gonna be the most bitching Daft Punk concert ever where they bust out greatest hits and people below rank A in magic resist would get melted by sheer awesome and they'd lose the grail war in the most spectacular pyrotechnic laser/light show imaginable. Now i have to involve Jeff Bridges and neon lighting.
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>>100403713

Welp. Time for some rasperry flavored JUSTICE.
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>>100403581
a brilliant summon!
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>>100403581
>>100404028
A brilliant summon indeed!
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>>100403933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGJy822geAg
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>>100403978
As archer, obviously.
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>>100403043
And our final person... after a few failed summons, manages to pull out RIDER
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>>100404215

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2012:12-19

>His steed is a donkey
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>>100403595
>>100403933
Foolishness, Dante, foolishness. While you go fuck your walking daddy issues, I have a superior Saber.
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>>100404215
Oh MY.
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>>100402110
I'd like an anime about THOSE characters. Not uguu knights fighting other hot chicks with big boobs... okay that is pretty cool.

But it'd still be neat to have some material about those particular characters
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I'm motherfucking Idi Amin bitch

I don't need any explanation
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>>100404283
the cross is what he rides
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>>100404376
Like in all the pictures, or does he ride it like a witch's broomstick? If so is the crossbar end forward of him or at the rear? Any way around that'd be hilarious.
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>>100404215
Someone summoned Jesus?

I don't like my chances in this war.
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And so the seven servants have been summoned. I will be observing and confirming with the church with what events actually occur.
Don't forget dead masters will have free servants that can be summoned by other magnus.
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>>100404430
Never play to win. Play so someone else loses.
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OP just want to clarify; my servant IS Caster right? Because he ain't dead yet.
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>>100404284
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>>100404430
its okay, he has rank E luck
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>>100404465
your servant is Caster, correct
the russian's religion is mathematics
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>>100404465
>>100404521
This is correct. Good luck!
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>>100404428
Like a surfboard, man. But now it's called a crossboard. Jesus is a crossboarder on /a/.

God I'm so good at puns
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>>100404428
he flies around nailed to the cross
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I suppose I should tell a little more about myself. My name is Aleister (please, just call me Al) Stephenson (Pronounced "Stevenson"). I'm actually supposed to be studying for my finals under Professor Velvet, but I spoke with him... And I think he supports my decision to come here, in the end.

I know I'm only nineteen, and probably can't win. But I have to save my little sister - so all other paths, academic and career (I'm basically guaranteed a spot as one of the thirty executors once I finish Clocktower) must be put on hold.

We've already lost our parents, and she's still so young...

I don't want anything else, but I'll do what I must to ensure her salvation.
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>>100404580
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>>100404653

Enforcers, derp.
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>summoning santa claus as rider

i win
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I wonder who is going to make the first move.
Some of the summoners I haven't seen in a while - I wonder if we've already had some masters killed.
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I propose an alliance with Jesus' Master. I'll even submit if it comes down to the two of us.
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>>100404742
>A woman as Hitler's Master
Hitler probably killed Miyal.
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Perhaps an alliance of sorts is called for Miyal?

We don't want a repeat of WW2 now do we?
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>>100404742
technical question:
Are we supposed to summon on site (in Fuyuki city, I imagine)?
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>>100404742

Not dead, just waiting to see where this goes, if anywhere.

I'd be happy to work with Team Assassin, though.

I'm sure I can trust them. Right? Guys?
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>>100404721
>fighting in the holy grail war with your dad.
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>>100404826
I doubt our Servants would be terribly willing to fight each other anyway. Alliance accepted.

Other than that, though, seeing as I have the most obvious Servant ever, I'm playing the slow game.
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>>100404861
I'm not sure where you summoned - I just saw you had control over Daft Punk Berzerker
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>>100404914
Who owns who now again?
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>>100404896
Yeah, i'm planning to hide and wait it out, or something like that. I'm not too confidant about Peter's combat skills, even as lancer. I mean, the guy fishes and preaches. Not much to go on.
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>>100404861
Summoning on site is not required. I just needed you to check in (which you did).
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If history taught me anything, it was to go for the weakest first and save the strong for later.

Sakuya, gather information about a certain mythic in Russia, I'd like to know who are we dealing with here first.
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I would summon Saint Nicholas, caster class. He summons his black slaves (assassin class) to fight for him.
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>>100404215
I summon Pontius Pilate as assassin.
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>>100404914
Alrighty. I summoned inside Fuyuki city, in the back alleys between some nightclubs during their peak hours. The dub was too strong and corrupted my summon which changed it from Caster to Berzerker. In the process, I've channelled away the active prana in the area from all the sex and music before blending back in with the crowd and heading to somewhere safe to reconsider my plans since I can't use their music to beguile.
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Miyal Lenerd - Hitler - Archer
Krutz - Grigori Perelman - Caster
Robot Rock - Daft Punk - Berzerker
Tadashi - St. Peter - Lancer
Noru - Sakuya Izayoi - Assassin
RankELuck - Jesus - Rider
Katawa Inui - Sayaka - Saber
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>>100403985
I don't know where this came from, but it's gold, 10/10, would watch and have face melted.
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>>100404879
Sorry, but as I've considered this war to be bloody, I think making alliances with other masters is not my thing, if you're thinking about allying yourself with me.

Besides, even if you do make one, you shouldn't have your back goes unwatched, as your greatest ally can be your greatest enemy in this war.
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>>100404985
It is revealed to be the living Russian, Grigori Perelman. It seems his magic is in "topological distortions."
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>>100405123

Yeah, I thought as much, hence the ironic ending to my post~

We should totally make this a crossboard (no, not you Rider, go home) thread, and have a /tg/ style Holy Grill War.

With more detailed Master's/Servant versions, of course.

Or maybe I'm just a faget.
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Rider and Lancer should make an alliance and involve the whole of vatican in the war. That should at least stir something up.
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>>100405198

This message is for the supervisor only.

My Servant is strange. I like her - she is friendly, but she doesn't seem to have any link to history. Rather, she says she is no one famous in history. That isn't normal, right? I'm not sure what all she can do~

Or what we should know of other Masters.
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>>100405200
I'd be interested.
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>>100405120
I'm thinking of something right now that'll be just as awesome, hopefully. Imagine a noble phantasm where the world goes black, gridlines suddenly fill in and suddenly at center stage, It's Jeff Bridges circa Tron 1 era. He's the best MC you've ever goddamn seen and he introduces the two crazy musicians with the toss of a disc. The song begins and it's the craziest remix you've ever heard. Almost cacophony, but goddamnit it's like an eargasm. Then the light cycles start hitting you and the laser light show starts. You've just been Derezzed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lIabzP10Vk
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Mr. Supervisor me and my servant have decided to move from Russia in a speedy fashion.

((distance to location + distance traveled)/(sqrt2))^.2

We decide to go to the outskirts of the city.
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and ooc/administrator only knowledge

I'm having trouble trying to figure out what my servant is trying to communicate. They only communicate through LED lights on their helmets and remixes of a million different songs.
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You know what I want as archer?

pic related
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>>100405198
Topological distortions? I guess I'd have to tread lightly on the enemy ground.

No matter. My servant, with her innate "Presence Concealment" and superior knife technique, would make a quick work of this irrelevant Russian mythic.

Sakuya, prepare yourself, we're going to spark the flames of war first if nobody dares to.

So how do we deal with the assault/fighting mechanics here? rolling post numbers or something? because I'm not really familiar with /tg/ style of Holy Grail War.
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>>100402110
>Who are you?
Me? Ohohohoho, No one grand nor great, just merely an Ex-mage hunter
>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
There's a Grail War? Here? My my, how oddly peculiar of my timing.
>And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)
Well, Let's see...How about Lancer class? Nothing too difficult, as I seem to have arrived a bit late. As for who? Hmmmm....
A puella magi with crimson hair.
For cataylsts, I'll be using this Apple, a box of pocky, some light groceries, and this broken cross from a church from Kazamino.
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>>100405276
Only for Katawa Inu's ears:
One does not have to think they are a hero to be a hero. I do not know too much about the other masters than you do. And as a neutral party - I don't plan on revealing anything too incriminating even if I do know something. Tell me, how exactly does winning the grail war help your sister?
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[Just make attempts like DnD and I'll confirm or deny them based on secret data/information that I have control of. So like: "Okay Sayaka, let's go find together" or in spoilers: "Sakaya lets try going to try to sneak up and kill sayaka"]
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>>100405439

She has a seemingly mundane disease: a terminal illness. But with Magecraft/Thaumaturgy's deterioration, well, El Melloi II put it best: "Magecraft is science without regard to time or resources."

She is dying, and the best of the Association haven't been able to save her. My parents have some clout in the upper echelons, but even Bartholomeloi and her healers couldn't help. They called it more akin to a curse.

So, I decided a blessing would be needed to dispel such a curse.

I fight for Amelia, and aside from that to ensure the Grail doesn't fall into the hands of anyone evil.

My Servant believes me Just, and says I remind her of some (best) girl from her time. Something about cheese.
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>>100405421
>>100405117
You attempt to cast a spell and nothing happens. It seems all 7 servants allowed by the greater grail have been summoned.
You claim to be a mage hunter - it is possible to kill and bind their summoned servant.
Servants exist for around anywhere from 24 hours to 3 days before they disappear - and anyone can attempt to bind them.
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>>100405367
You're not getting away.

Sakuya, let's chase them with haste, we must not let chances like this goes to waste.

Also, wait for my instructions on when to strike should you get to strike distance faster than me. The sooner they get to outskirts of urban populace, the better. I'd hate to involve innocents in this.
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Krutz visits the church where I visit and brings my attention to a corpse outside of a woman.

She has multiple gun wounds.
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>>100405527
Should I probably establish a better idea of who my character actually is and what I'm capable of therein? Y'know, since taking action as a magus separate from using the servant might seem odd or weirdly powered.

I dropped out of Clocktower because they were a boring lot, I'm old enough to have been part of the last of El-Melloi's class right before Waver decided to give the man the finger. I dropped out quietly and sought tutelage with a magus I had heard about through word of mouth - someone specializing in audito based magic that could be hidden under observation aside from how loud it is. At the same time during the training, since my new master preferred practicality I also became a DJ in the UK house scene and am familiar with more technical modern technology.

For the purposes of the war I've come in with a deck and some musical gear I can carry around in a sling bag with me, fully self powered. Problem is I look like a late 90's cyber-punk.
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Peter and I will go to a church and hide. Surely no one will think to look there!
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I land a few minor gigs in the Japanese club scene, hoping to use the parties to siphon some spare prana off the attendees on the sly using the audio magic.
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>>100405750

Sayaka, let's go to the Church - I want to talk with the supervisor in person this time. Stay in spirit form, but ready yourself. The Church will offer no shelter to an active Master.
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>>100405690

Grigori give me an estimation on the time of her death. Also while you're at it decrease speed in relation to me so that anything that approaches slows down exponentially.
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Sayaka, shocked upon seeing the body, switching back to her normal form and attempts to heal the corpse.
On reaction sakuya comes out from the shadows and unleashes her knives.
"aaahhhhhh"
Sakuya - before hitting the distracted sayaka - retreats to the hearing of a scream coming from her master. Sakuya discovers Hitler shooting at her master with a Sturmgewehr 44
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>>100405750
wait, I got a better idea. I'll hide in a PROTESTANT church. The last place anyone will think of to look for a catholic saint.
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>>100405978

Seeeeiiiibbbaaah!!!!

She's moving too fa--wait, why is she retreating? Who was that screaming?

...

We need to go investigate that, I hear gunfire... Sayaka, are you ok? We don't have to fight, now. Assassin is distracted. We need to go, Saber - did you know that woman, I wonder?
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>>100406047
You could always go hide at Ryudo temple. Nobody ever uses that for anything in the grail wars. never ever. You could even teach saint peter about tea ceremonies.
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>>100405978
By the time Sakuya makes it back to the back of the outside of the church - Hitler is gone - and Noru Imago has been shot.
St. Peter rushed out of hiding to save the shot Noru.
And Katawa and Sayaka come last after discovering the body was of Miyal
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Just wait, Grailsupervisor's gonna throw some Kotomine twist to it
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Ugh... I-I think at least it didn't hit the vitals. Who knows a dead dictator is also participating in this war?!

And to think he's good with guns, since the history books never mentioned any of it...

Sakuya, we need to fall back for now. Cover my retreat if you can, but don't risk attacking back. My wounds are already bad as it is and I can't risk you expending mana for pointless attacks that would probably do nothing.
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Using the spare prana siphoned from the kick ass parties, I establish a personal defensive barrier using the headphones around my neck - ear cups pointed away from me and a song playing at just audible levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7iPZrGxoxE
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>>100405794
Robot Rock is grinding upon some sexy 3dpds while the bass is berserk.
>Robot Rock's dick is diamonds.
>The offended women slaps him across the face
>she has a curious moustache
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>>100406236
>Use the power of dat BASS to detect if trap. (Like echo location, but in a rave and using ULF.)
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I tell Peter to throw a fishing net on the other servants so that we can make our escape. Hit and run basically, although it's hardly a hit at all
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>>100406134

Saber, move in. Stay between me and Assassin, but try to take her out. Use your magic resistance if she tries to throw any tricks your way! Remember what class we're dealing with, though.

Got get her.
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>>100406236
>>100406273
Also not that I'm not willing to go along with it, but what the hell am I doing grinding on the dance floor if I'm DJing the event?
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>>100406134
St. Peter and Sayaka successfully heal Noru, though tadashi is nowhere to be found.
Noru, Inu, and I are together with their servants.
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>>100406308
your servant is DJ'ing
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>>100406107
W-Wait, Sakuya! Don't attack him just yet, I think he meant no ill for now.

W...Who are you? Why are you saving me?

>>100406294
Damn, Just what I needed. Now I know this one means ill.

We can't risk staying here longer now, we must retreat. Carry me if you have to, just get me outta here!

Well shit I do really look pathetic here after getting shot by Hitler, now I'm being chased by Sayaka with Saber-class. I'm sure Sakuya's time manipulation power is enough to bring me back out of this sticky situation alive.
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>>100406363
Awesome. Thought they were full retard because of the Berzerker modification, to the bump and grind!
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I put Saber, Assassin, and their Master's in a maze together.
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>>100402110

>Who are you?
Hadolf Schnitzler

>How are you related to the events of the fifth holy grail war?
I'm not.

And who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
Hitler-kun, The great hero of Germany. I'll use a single hair from his moustache.

pic related
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I'm some dude. I summon Jeanne and ask for a footjob.

Go home after that, this Grail War always ends up badly for 90% of participants.
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>>100406382

Lrn2 Mag Res

Get on my level


Tch, he's retreating... Wait, the ground... Sayaka, its a maze! Its alright, we managed not to get separated, but that means another Servant is nearby! No Magus could create a place like this.
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>>100406382
Sakaya turns to pick up Noru, who is speaking with St. Peter.
Sayaka swipes at Sakaya, who is left defenseless against the attack.
Sakaya manages to escape with Noru, but only after getting a serious slice to her left arm.
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Well, that's weird. I think my wounds are somehow healed. Though, we're still on dangerous situation, as I think one of them is too powerful for us to take head on.

Let's retreat now, Sakuya-

>>100406432
Strange. I don't recall seeing this road...

Be on guard. I think we're up against our "main course" now.
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I come out of hiding and say to Noru and Sayaka.

H-Hello, Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
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>>100406526
Sayaka and Noru continue running only to find they have somehow looped around - reaching inu and Saber again
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>>100406526

Let him go, and stay on your guard.

We're in some Servant's trap.
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Class:random number min = 1 max = 7
http://www.random.org/
1 = Saber
2 = Archer
3 = Lancer
4 = Rider
5 = Caster
6 = Asasin
7 = Berserker

Stat: http://www.random.org/dice/
Roll 6 dice
Strength : Bodily might in terms of power.
Endurance : How much damage one can withstand.
Agility: Quickness and speed of reaction.
Magical Power: How much prana can be handled.
Good luck : The quality of one's luck.
Noble Phantasm : The strength of the Noble Phantasm one owns.
1 = EX, 2 = A, 3= B, 4 = C, 5 = D. 6 = E

Noble Phantasm: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>100406619

Or not. Sayaka, they're here! By the power of my command spell, I order you to kill Assassin!
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>>100406273
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>>100406748
Sayaka throws six swords at Assassin. Assassin, forced to block the attack - is struck with a fatal organ wound, but is still able to fight.
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>>100406847
Assassin still remains standing, but not for long.

Meanwhile, Robot Rock is being chased by an armed Hitler through what almost looks like a witches labyrinth.
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>>100406772
Boy am I glad I checked.

>Pretty easy to recognize a famous face
>Offer to buy Trap-Hitler (or trap-charlie chaplain) a fizzy fruit juice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
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>>100406526
That was close...

I think we've managed to escape them-

Wait, your arms! What happened? Damn, must've been that short blue haired servant...

I'll try to transfer some of my mana. Don't worry, I'm strong enough to do that, after all that strange old man surely healed me enough to conjure mana transfer.

>>100406578
...!

Who are you?!

(Sakuya, I trust you have recovered enough. Be on your guar-.)

>>100406720
>>100406619
>>100406748
Tch, not them again!

Sakuya, it's time!

Use your Noble Phantasm!

Here's the list for her spells:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sakuya_Izayoi#Spell_Cards
For start, I'm thinking about using Eternal Meek as her first Noble Phantasm. It involves throwing shitloads of knifes to her enemy.


>>100406729
pic related
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>>100406885
Oh, I'm in the same place now? Ok, cancel previous action since it's late and I need to go to bed soon. Gimme a minute to get my action together.
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>>100406729

>http://www.random.org/dice/
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>>100406888
It seems as though you haven't heard about the one true lord. Lancer, use your Noble Phantasm "Fisher of Men"!

All it does is that it allows him to preach on biblical proportions, or at least as well as the bible depicts.

>>100406847
>>100406885
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>>100406921
You're so drunk, you forgot the antics that happened with trap hitler. Hitler's chasing after you for trying to run off with a quicky without giving Hitler any way to contact Hilter.
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For stats purposes, still typing up the move.

I'm assuming it's left to right Str-NP.
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>>100406885
>>100406847
Damn! Sakuya, are you okay?

This is real bad...

>>100406888
>>100406980
Alright, use your Noble Phantasm: Perfect Maid instead, you're in no condition to fight and now we're surrounded. I can't afford to lose you right now.

In case you're wondering, it makes her vanish out of thin air, teleporting herself to safe area.

Which means I'm possibly fucked, but maybe my innate power as practitioner of Phantasma magic will somehow safe me out of this predicament, which I leave to the supervisor.
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>>100406729
here's what i rolled
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>>100407061

>Using anything near true magic

>Implying it wouldn't just be thaumaturgy/magecraft

>2014

I am one with the Anusverse
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>>100407061
Your magic is unstable - you take the chance anyway and attempt to cast an invisibility spell
[spell will work if last digit of this post is even]
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>>100407125

kek

Sayaka, finish him!
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>>100407125
I hear "Fisher of Men" take effect. A powerful phantasm that only clergy are aware of.
Noru Imago appears next to me, claiming she saw her master miss her invisibility spell and requesting aid of the church.
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>>100406729

Um how do I prove this is my first role?
Also moot keeps telling me duplicate file aready exists when I try to post pic.
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>>100407165
I'm just going to continue to have Peter preach and I'll even assist him in preaching, trying to convert everyone to Christianity.
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>>100407137
Sayaka protests as she wants to win the war without hurting any living master.
You'll have to use a command spell for this.
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>>100407227

You really don't want to kill him?

Then fine. Rejoice, Master of Assassin. My Servant embraces Justice more strongly than I.

And I spare your life this day.

I am sorry, Sayaka I almost gave in... to despair.
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>>100407104
Yeah it's probably just some glorified phantom spells that dabbles in art of misdirection and some minor defensive spell, but it was unstable and sometimes it could wreck shits, which magnitude I leave to RNG/Supervisor

>>100407125
>>100407137
I guess I'd have to take my chance!

...

That didn't work at all, perhaps I'm neglecting my practice?

Which means...

I'm in deep trouble.

>>100407165
I think you've meant Sakuya there
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>>100407259

No tears only dreams now

Justice has saved your life.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc

Ok, since I'm drunk and I"m being chased around by Hitler (and I want to go to bed), I burn all 3 of my command seals at once for the stacking boost effect and command Daft Punk to use the Noble Phantasm.

It's a TRON Legacy esque reality marble that drops the maze, everyone in it, and any other active magic into a black, grid-like world. Time distorts, silence thrums in everyone's ears as everything seems to be cancelled out. A single spotlight appears in plain view, 80s Jeff Bridges dressed in a neon suit takes center stage as he introduces what he promises to be THE BEST act you will have ever seen. To start the show, he throws one of the tron discs at the nearest master before disappearing in a cloud of neon rainbow smoke.

Daft Punk appears from an explosion on stage. Thunder rumbles in the distance,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eccPBFEjE

The concert begins and it's the best thing you've ever heard - a Daft Punk Discography Medley. [Chance of Facemelting if your mag resist isn't high enough]. TRON light cycles invade the dark, formless arena drawing grid lines of neon cutting into everyone present. The concert does nothing but crescendo, louder and louder, the sweet ecstasy of sound pumping into every fiber of your being. The pyrotechnics fire off in all directions with lasers amped to maximum in all colors.

I dump all of my mana into the NP, to the point I sacrifice myself to make it the most awesome concert ever.
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>>100407257
*cue heavy breathing*

H-Heh, you should be the one rejoicing, for I will have my revenge later.

Remember me, for I will remember you.

(Time to run real fast. I'd guess Sakuya's taken refuge in the church now.)
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>>100407259
woops - yup of course.
sakaya is next to me.
Katawa inu just spared the life of Noru Imago even though assassin just escaped.
Fisher of men rings and Katawa Inu glows.
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>>100402110
>who are you?
John Smith; An international tourist in japan during the fifth grail war.
>how are you related to the events of the fifth holy grain war?
I am a sole survivor of a servant attack aimed at civilians for the purpose of gathering mana. the exposure to magical energy of a powerful servant left me with the partially developed magic circuits equivelent to a 4th generation magus, which I have developed so that I may have my revenge on all participants of the next war.
>and who are you summoning as your servant (what item do you have to do so)?
Hector of troy, summoned with the rusted remains of his helm, ideally as a Lancer class, as his skill with the spear was as renowned as his skill as a warrior, and after piercing Achilles shield with a thrown spear, had his brother been at his side to hand him his second spear, Achilles would surely have fallen that day in Hector's stead.
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>>100407259

GRIGORI WE MUST FINISH THE JOB OURSELVES

>>100407306

GRIGORI NEVERMIND - we must weather the mathematical beat, CALCULATE ITS MOVES USING THE ODE EQUATION

with our innate magical resistance we will be able to make it through this I hope.

*in the meantime I dissolved my maze, instead Grigori is now am slowing the sound waves as they approach us to weaken their effects*
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>>100407347
Sakuya, you're okay?

Stay still. I will transfer my mana to you.

How I made it? Let's just say someone's having a great day now.

Though this probably would be the last time I could give for today... I'm already pretty much washed up and the last invisibility spell I've tried to cast has taken it's toll on my reserves.

Let's quickly escape after we've finished here. Staying any longer with me weakened will do no good.
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Get a fucking proboards you guys, your roleplay faggotry is showing.
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>>100407442
Wouldn't it be funny if nobody won the grail war and instead just rocked the fuck out to the best Daft Punk concert ever?

Either way, that's my last ultimate move since I'm going to bed. Hopefully Grail coordinator uses it to do something sufficiently awesome.
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>>100407306
Robot Rocks soul melts into the dubstep.
The power resonates.
It screams.
I'm bleeding.
You're bleeding.
We're all bleeding.
Bleeding for Jesus.
Bleeding for Jesus.
The power of Jesus echos the walls.
It's the most glorious mashup between Around the World, the Sermon on the Mount, and Go!Go! Maniac.
And amidst the based bass, arises the one and only son of God, who died on the cross to save our sins.
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>>100407442
I think the maze already dissolved.

Have you recovered enough? Great.

I think I have something good in mind...

Stick around here Sakuya, use your innate ability to hide. I will fall back for now, I will tell you the plan once I've managed to find a place to hide.
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>>100407485
I got to go to bed too. I'll just keep preaching with St. Peter to all the servants and masters to convert to christianaity, in an attempt to have everyone let Jesus win.
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>>100407627
Actually a result on Google Image Search. For god so loved the world he gave his only son, who gave us the most awesome house band in existence*.

*opinions may vary, but for the sake of this game, yes they are.
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I hope this hotel is great enough to hide.

Though, I wish the bar next door stop blasting their music. It's really noisy.

(Sakuya, you're still there? Good.

Now, since we need to regain our momentum...

I want you to use your [Noble Phantasm : Burial Illusion "Phantomic Killer in Night Mist"]

On who?

Anyone you've managed to came across. After you've unleashed them, doesn't matter it success or not, hurry fall back to my location. Remember, even though your Reality Marble is pretty powerful, you can't take anyone head on with me still recovering.

Remember, aim the Master. Ignore the servant.)

I'd leave the outcome to the Supervisor. I think it's time to make some impact to get the aggression up again

By the way, here's the link for the demo of the skill: http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Scarlet_Weather_Rhapsody/Spell_Cards/Sakuya_Izayoi#Spell_Card_4

It's a pretty powerful skill that makes huge amount of knifes go out of screen for a second, and then came raining down to the opponent mercilessly, dealing heavy damage.
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Assassin, Saber and their masters witness the spectacle.
Hitler emerges from the rubble. Back to avenge the lost soul of his sexy loved one. Hitler sees the dubstep mixed with St. Peters noble phantasm. It was him. He was the one. Jesus is the man to blame.

Trap Hitler unleashes his noble phantasm - a concept weapon: the power kill the jews. And throws himself up in the air at the floating cross.

Amist the bassed bass, the crucifix, the preaching: Sakaya sends a flurry of knives that explode across the reality marble - and Tadashi's distorted space sends these knives endlessly circling and slashing everyone through the twisted space-time.

But through distractions. The Russian mind was thinking. Calculating. Understanding. The truth of it all. How could such a dark monster be summoned. It does not compute. It could only be if the Holy Grail was corrupted.

And the Russian realized the truth - that if Jesus would ever to escape this horrid twisted plane of existence - such a concept to be actually real would cause such monumental chaos and destruction that the world would crumble irreparably.

And so the Russian did what any man would do... lock himself in this circular existence with these people for all eternity. Forever killing each other through looping space time so only one purpose - so that Jesus can never escape these walls of mathematics and reason.
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>>100408120
Holy shit so basically everyone now trapped in some closed space forever repeating the same thing endlessly?

I think we have a winrar here.
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Come my friends... one last drink, then we must part.



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