Your waifu gets posted, you go to bed.
Your waifu doesn't get posted, you stay up sleep deprived with /a/, but warmed by the knowledge that you don't share a waifu with dozens of other neckbeards.
You don't have to count nukes if you don't want to, but it does mean that you're a pussy
Where are the rules about what-if scenario when I just woke up?
If she's posted you go back to bed
No one will ever guess mai waifu. Unless perhaps they are psychic.
we have a long day of hoping for things that will never happen tomorrow guys
Just now I was thinking about making one of these threads too.
I never see my waifu in them though.
Welp there went half of /a/ right then.
>not having a harem
go to bed Rias fags
>having slut waifus
How about if you're waifu posted you go to /mlp/ and read everything there for an hour.
Nukes are for faggots.
Suiciding. I need the sleep.
Did that guy ever come back for the last spot?
baby can't survive a nuke? Step it up
I'm tired so i'll post my own waifu. Good night /a/.
No, but i am considering changing a few waifu's and improving some of the insults. i mean one of them is just "Ugly" for example which isn't enough
By the way, who is your waifu?
The last spot should just say "Your Waifu" and be labeled as Slut
some are quite good
for example, penis
Just going to assume that I got nuked at some point here
didn't even get me
I know you're out there.
When is this last updated? Totally not that old but I enjoy it. Update often
And not a single Amagami was found.
Good, you are one of the strong, one of the elite. We will inherit nighttime /a/
Too obscure for /a/ to know who it is
That defeats the point of the rest of it so no.
Updated yesterday or the day before with 20~ more Waifu's
I think it was a few days ago, but it could be longer since my sense of time is currently fucked.
Good night /a/.
If I had to spend a whole night with Tomoko I might just kill myself.
>Mako but not Ryuko
Never know, might catch an /a/non or two with this
Still awake after 3 bombs.
jokes on you, i have seasonal waifus. no one posts those
I know you're out there, Renanon.
>mfw korbo gets posted.
Celesfags get out
She's in these nukes, but I'm a faggot and refuse to count them.
Hey... I see my Rias picture I posted in that thread. Cool.
I know you're out there. Thinking your safe and whatnot.
B-but I just woke up
There are several seasonal waifus but no Mio Akiyama. Who the hell is behind this disaster?
Drop all the nukes you want, you're not getting me. I'll be awake till frickin' judgement day
Seriously, too much seasonal this should be fixed. Keep Akira in though, that one is hilarious and probalby my favorite
What's your definition of seasonal?
Suicide I'm getting pretty tired.
Im always out by the same nukes. today i take a stand.
If i see a new nuke or an individual photo, ill sleep in shame.
Well, good night /a/
Anything from last season (at least at this early into the new one).
ITT: My obscure waifu is cooler than your mainstream waifu.
goodnight to all you lovely anons
Why are you still awake?
Well she is, no one ever gets mine in these threads.
Well I didn't last very long at all. Night then.
Jesus christ /a/. My waifu is widely regarded as top-tier shit.
>three nukes later still standing
I'm fucking tired.
I just post the 2 nukes i have and wait to see if anybody posts more majikoi or good nukes to save, but it never happens
Someone hurry, I want to sleep. I find it SHOCKING that no one has posted her yet.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a pic without canon husbando.
Hmm, how surprising I survived the nukes too.
>will eat everything, including your house
I'm sure she's somebody's waifu
Post my waifu /a/.
I'll just post mine and go to sleep
Well here's a Targeted Bomb. I'll get one of you fuckers.
Gross, I don't think so.
No one in the history of theses threads have ever posted mine. I mean seriously whats worse she is pretty popular in some circles.
Thats not true, i have plenty.
I just want to sleep. I am S H O C K E D that you would do this.
B-but that's not my waifu.
Quick, nobody post Zappy Dan the Magnet Man
I'm the same way. She's a major character from a very popular series and not even once has see been posted here
It is now
I was wrong?
>Implying I'm going to scan every last image in that bomb to make sure mai waifu isn't in any of them
Fuck you, I gave it a glancing over and didn't see here. Next time format it better.
>munches on shit
Tohru... never know!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
No she's not.
How about... THIS
I have a bizarre waifu, go ahead and post it
This was never funny
Please, I really need to get some sleep. I am flying off the RAILs here. I don't know what I'm GUNna do.
My waifu is on there, but I'm not counting it because nuke
Suiciding anyway because fuck you all
railgun a shit. you a shit
Thank you, see you tomorrow /a/!, 'm going to bed
That's it.. I'm done and I'll take her family with me.
Nighty night /a/.
Are the girls in my harem really so mainstream?
good news me. survived all them nukings. Now to suicide myself out.
>Your waifu gets posted, you go to bed.
But I browse 4chan on my bed already.
Hah, jokes on you, my Waifu is the Sluttiest, the Sexiest, AND the Strongest.
well... guess what? I'm in bed while on my laptop
I wish I could sleep ;_;
Bed ridden laptop master race.
Whew got worried. Same show but shes not technically posted, so I win.
>Talentless sub-human dog
Now listen to me here you fucking piece of shit if you don't cut that shit out right now I will find you and facefuck you so hard that I'll form a new organ in your body called the "mycock-rynx".
Its on the chart anon. The Chart. Accept it.
All the names are top tier.
My brothers of African descent.
Say that to my face.
tfw her console never got released
Guys I need to sleep. Can you help me?
>German Shorthair Pointer
YOU SON OF A BITCH
>Raped by a wolf
That shit's not true. Read the novels, Lawrence was her first time.
fucking suicide time
I sort of feel bad because the character I could call a 'waifu' is never posted. Ever. Even in reasonably sized nukes that I can comb through.
I love it when people post this, the replies are always funny.
I thought the whole point of the series was to make otakus fall in love with a used goods wolf goddess.
I mean she even had a "conversation" with him about her past misadventures.
Don't know about a conversation, but the "raped by a wolf" thing was just people speculating and refusing to admit they're wrong. "Submitting" to the wolf doesn't mean "Took it up the ass".
/a/ needs better taste
captcha: imputil dowry
We 2006 now
>Ayane still not on this chart
She's really not that bad guys
you'd never geuss my waifu, unless you're into french anime
>Frail body ego manic mass murderer.
Amazed old hag isn't in there somewhere.
20 gallon foreheads?
How about instead:
>Your waifu is posted you get on with the report that you need to finish
Also don't sexaulize my waifu.
I wouldn't really define the french stuff as anime but is it ladybug or Evangeline it had better not be Amalaia faggot
Ouiaboo is a thing here you know
>eats a lot
What the hell is this?
She exercises a lot and probably has a high metabolism.
Wouldn't that in turn make her super tall though?
Ok, here we go, hints away.
Clumsy, white hair, American.
No, why would that be the case?
>don't sexualize the lewdest meguca
Whelp might as well post her im tired, simone a best
Nah, there are other factors involved in height. If she's eating before she sleeps then the blood sugar will inhibit HGH production and make her short.
C'mon /a/, put me to sleep.
Welp there goes Ghost Yomi. To bed I go.
not yet posted? even checked nukes
Sakurai Izumi is purest love
>not wanting sweet underage tan ed to hack your sexuality
I thought this was supposed to be a dude when I first watched it on AS.
the confusion is what causes the boner
Oh, Look it's Cowboy bebob hacking a computer.
Nobody will go to bed with this.
>sudden urge to find that one JAV with Kyoko on xhamster
>it got removed
Just wanted a quick fap but now I gotta find and torrent this shit
whelp that's me oyasumi anons
Fuck you, anon.
If I'm going down, I'm taking some perrinefriends with me.
Came in here expecting a lengthy stay, but then you fucked me over with taste.
Meant to reply to
No one likes Perrine. You are taking down no one.
Maybe taking one or two (if I'm lucky) anons with me.
also fuck Detroit, she's mine
Feels good to have my waifu all to myself, man.
Oh hey 4 of my insult got in
Yes, I've been waiting for her! I rarely see her posted in these threads. Thank you, /a/non.
Who else is missing?
Fuck you neo-/a/.
Going with a suicide.
Taking out the other okuubros with me.
Suiciding because I'm not checking 3+ nukes and I need sleep.
thats not very nice anon
I don't even have to open the thread to know she wasn't posted