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Your waifu gets posted, you go to bed.

Your waifu doesn't get posted, you stay up sleep deprived with /a/, but warmed by the knowledge that you don't share a waifu with dozens of other neckbeards.

You don't have to count nukes if you don't want to, but it does mean that you're a pussy
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>>100401455
Where are the rules about what-if scenario when I just woke up?
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>>100401487
If she's posted you go back to bed
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>>100401455

No one will ever guess mai waifu. Unless perhaps they are psychic.
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>>100401455
we have a long day of hoping for things that will never happen tomorrow guys
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Just now I was thinking about making one of these threads too.

I never see my waifu in them though.
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>>100401594

Welp there went half of /a/ right then.
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>2014
>not having a harem
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go to bed Rias fags
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>>100401455
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>>100401648
>having slut waifus
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How about if you're waifu posted you go to /mlp/ and read everything there for an hour.
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>>100401683
Nukes are for faggots.
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>>100401683
Unfair shit
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Suiciding. I need the sleep.
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>>100401683
Did that guy ever come back for the last spot?
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>>100401744
baby can't survive a nuke? Step it up
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I'm tired so i'll post my own waifu. Good night /a/.
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>>100401763

No, but i am considering changing a few waifu's and improving some of the insults. i mean one of them is just "Ugly" for example which isn't enough
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>>100401861
By the way, who is your waifu?
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>>100401861
The last spot should just say "Your Waifu" and be labeled as Slut
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>>100401861
some are quite good
for example, penis
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>>100401748
>>100401683
>>100401816
Just going to assume that I got nuked at some point here
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>>100401816
didn't even get me
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I know you're out there.
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>>100401683
When is this last updated? Totally not that old but I enjoy it. Update often
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>>100401683
And not a single Amagami was found.
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>>100401958
Good, you are one of the strong, one of the elite. We will inherit nighttime /a/
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>>100401904
Too obscure for /a/ to know who it is

>>100401942
That defeats the point of the rest of it so no.

>>100401994
Updated yesterday or the day before with 20~ more Waifu's
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>>100401994
I think it was a few days ago, but it could be longer since my sense of time is currently fucked.
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Good night /a/.
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>>100402010
If I had to spend a whole night with Tomoko I might just kill myself.
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>>100401683
>Mako but not Ryuko
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Never know, might catch an /a/non or two with this
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>>100401683
>>100401748
>>100401816
Still awake after 3 bombs.
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jokes on you, i have seasonal waifus. no one posts those

>>100401692

fuck
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I know you're out there, Renanon.
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>>100401594

>mfw korbo gets posted.
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Celesfags get out
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>>100401748
>>100401816
She's in these nukes, but I'm a faggot and refuse to count them.
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>>100401676
>>100401683
Hey... I see my Rias picture I posted in that thread. Cool.
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I know you're out there. Thinking your safe and whatnot.
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B-but I just woke up
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>>100401683
There are several seasonal waifus but no Mio Akiyama. Who the hell is behind this disaster?
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Drop all the nukes you want, you're not getting me. I'll be awake till frickin' judgement day
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>>100402042
>>100402461

Seriously, too much seasonal this should be fixed. Keep Akira in though, that one is hilarious and probalby my favorite
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>>100402461
>>100402513
What's your definition of seasonal?
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Suicide I'm getting pretty tired.
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Im always out by the same nukes. today i take a stand.

If i see a new nuke or an individual photo, ill sleep in shame.
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Well, good night /a/
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>>100402525
Anything from last season (at least at this early into the new one).
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ITT: My obscure waifu is cooler than your mainstream waifu.
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>>100402461
goodnight to all you lovely anons
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Why are you still awake?
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>>100402645
Well she is, no one ever gets mine in these threads.
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>>100401692
Well I didn't last very long at all. Night then.
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>>100401816
>>100401748
>>100401683
Jesus christ /a/. My waifu is widely regarded as top-tier shit.
>three nukes later still standing

I'm fucking tired.
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>>100402788

I just post the 2 nukes i have and wait to see if anybody posts more majikoi or good nukes to save, but it never happens
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Someone hurry, I want to sleep. I find it SHOCKING that no one has posted her yet.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a pic without canon husbando.
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>>100402874
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Hmm, how surprising I survived the nukes too.
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>>100401683
>will eat everything, including your house

Worth it.
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I'm sure she's somebody's waifu
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>>100403001
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Post my waifu /a/.
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I'll just post mine and go to sleep
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Anon, please.
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Well here's a Targeted Bomb. I'll get one of you fuckers.
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>>100403082
Gross, I don't think so.
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>>100403109
fuck you
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>>100403013

No one in the history of theses threads have ever posted mine. I mean seriously whats worse she is pretty popular in some circles.
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g'night /a/
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>>100403164
Why not?
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>>100402897
Thats not true, i have plenty.

Goodnight!
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>>100403113
ok
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>>100403001
I just want to sleep. I am S H O C K E D that you would do this.
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>>100403222
B-but that's not my waifu.
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>>100403176
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>>100403251
Quick, nobody post Zappy Dan the Magnet Man
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>>100403176
I'm the same way. She's a major character from a very popular series and not even once has see been posted here

>>100403255
It is now
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>>100403251
I was wrong?
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>>100401816
>Implying I'm going to scan every last image in that bomb to make sure mai waifu isn't in any of them


Fuck you, I gave it a glancing over and didn't see here. Next time format it better.
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>>100401683
>munches on shit

what?
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>>100403266
misquote sorry!

Tohru... never know!
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>>100403286
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>100403286
No she's not.
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>>100403001

Who?
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How about... THIS
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I have a bizarre waifu, go ahead and post it
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>>100403317
This was never funny
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>>100403289
Please, I really need to get some sleep. I am flying off the RAILs here. I don't know what I'm GUNna do.
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>>100401683
My waifu is on there, but I'm not counting it because nuke

Suiciding anyway because fuck you all
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>>100403422
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>>100403406
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>>100403422
railgun a shit. you a shit
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>>100403471
Thank you, see you tomorrow /a/!, 'm going to bed
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>>100403452
That's it.. I'm done and I'll take her family with me.
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Sweet dreams.
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Suiciding.

Nighty night /a/.
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>>100401683
Are the girls in my harem really so mainstream?
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Goodbye.
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good news me. survived all them nukings. Now to suicide myself out.

Fuuka Yamagishi
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>>100401594
Damn you.
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>>100402787
Onore.
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>>100401455
>Your waifu gets posted, you go to bed.

But I browse 4chan on my bed already.
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>>100401683

>NIGGA PLZ

Hah, jokes on you, my Waifu is the Sluttiest, the Sexiest, AND the Strongest.
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>>100401692
well... guess what? I'm in bed while on my laptop
>tricked ya
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I wish I could sleep ;_;
night, /a/
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>>100404056

Bed ridden laptop master race.
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>>100403396
Whew got worried. Same show but shes not technically posted, so I win.
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>>100401683
>Talentless sub-human dog

Now listen to me here you fucking piece of shit if you don't cut that shit out right now I will find you and facefuck you so hard that I'll form a new organ in your body called the "mycock-rynx".
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>>100404335
Its on the chart anon. The Chart. Accept it.
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>>100401683
>turbo dyke
>dickcrusher 9000
>narcolesbian
All the names are top tier.
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>>100404056
>>100404201
My brothers of African descent.
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>>100401683
>shit console

Say that to my face.

tfw her console never got released
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Guys I need to sleep. Can you help me?

>German Shorthair Pointer
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>>100403163
YOU SON OF A BITCH
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>>100401683
>Raped by a wolf
That shit's not true. Read the novels, Lawrence was her first time.
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fucking suicide time
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I sort of feel bad because the character I could call a 'waifu' is never posted. Ever. Even in reasonably sized nukes that I can comb through.
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>>100401683

I love it when people post this, the replies are always funny.
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>>100404607
Wait wat

I thought the whole point of the series was to make otakus fall in love with a used goods wolf goddess.
I mean she even had a "conversation" with him about her past misadventures.
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>>100404726
Don't know about a conversation, but the "raped by a wolf" thing was just people speculating and refusing to admit they're wrong. "Submitting" to the wolf doesn't mean "Took it up the ass".
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/a/ needs better taste
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Goodnight Detroit.
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captcha: imputil dowry
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We 2006 now
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>>100401683

>Ayane still not on this chart

She's really not that bad guys
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you'd never geuss my waifu, unless you're into french anime
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>>100403251
Sluten?
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>>100401683

>Frail body ego manic mass murderer.

Amazed old hag isn't in there somewhere.
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>>100405093
>French Anime
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>>100405093
20 gallon foreheads?
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>>100403585

How about instead:

>Your waifu is posted you get on with the report that you need to finish

Also don't sexaulize my waifu.
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>>100405093
Cra?
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>>100405093
>french anime
Riiiiiight
I wouldn't really define the french stuff as anime but is it ladybug or Evangeline it had better not be Amalaia faggot

Ouiaboo is a thing here you know
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>>100405224
>eats a lot
>not fat
What the hell is this?
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>>100405308

She exercises a lot and probably has a high metabolism.
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>>100405349
Wouldn't that in turn make her super tall though?
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Ok, here we go, hints away.
Clumsy, white hair, American.
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>>100405401

No, why would that be the case?
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>>100405224
>don't sexualize the lewdest meguca
plz
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>>100405225
>>100405257

Whelp might as well post her im tired, simone a best
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>>100405445
I'm hard.
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>>100405401
Nah, there are other factors involved in height. If she's eating before she sleeps then the blood sugar will inhibit HGH production and make her short.
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>>100405431
C'mon /a/, put me to sleep.
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>>100401748
Welp there goes Ghost Yomi. To bed I go.
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not yet posted? even checked nukes
Sakurai Izumi is purest love
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>not wanting sweet underage tan ed to hack your sexuality
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>>100406053
I thought this was supposed to be a dude when I first watched it on AS.
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>>100406089
the confusion is what causes the boner
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>>100406053

Oh, Look it's Cowboy bebob hacking a computer.
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>>100405667
Nobody will go to bed with this.
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>>100401683
>THE GRINCH
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>>100405445

>sudden urge to find that one JAV with Kyoko on xhamster
>it got removed

Just wanted a quick fap but now I gotta find and torrent this shit
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>>100405768
whelp that's me oyasumi anons
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Fuck you, anon.
If I'm going down, I'm taking some perrinefriends with me.
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>>100402290
Came in here expecting a lengthy stay, but then you fucked me over with taste.
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>>100406516
Meant to reply to
>>100403266
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>>100406516
No one likes Perrine. You are taking down no one.
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Suiciding.
Maybe taking one or two (if I'm lucky) anons with me.
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KABOOM!
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Sleepicide.
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>>100404963
Goodnight.
also fuck Detroit, she's mine
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Feels good to have my waifu all to myself, man.
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>>100401683
Oh hey 4 of my insult got in
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>>100402196
Yes, I've been waiting for her! I rarely see her posted in these threads. Thank you, /a/non.
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>>100407049
Best feel
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Who else is missing?
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Fuck you neo-/a/.
Sleepicide
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Going with a suicide.
Taking out the other okuubros with me.
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Suiciding because I'm not checking 3+ nukes and I need sleep.
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>>100401683
>momoyo
thats not very nice anon
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I don't even have to open the thread to know she wasn't posted
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>>100408855
Already posted



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