How the FUCK does someone suck so hard at making fired eggs? Is it 'cause they're short, isn't it?
Because it got fired.
Some people are retarded, and don't realize there are temperatures between OFF, and MAX.
I cook them at max and they're fucking oishi
It happens. I once blew up a pot of oatmeal.
No idea, I can pretty much make an egg perfectly on any heat setting and I'm terrible at cooking.
I fucked up scrambled eggs once. Dumped half a shaker of cinnamon on them, mistook it for seasoning salt.
Hey, at least fucking up a fried egg is a believable thing to fail at.
I hate it when anime try to emphasize a character is bad at cooking by turning everything they make into poisonous purple sludge with fishheads sticking out of it.
fuckin sailor moon
Nah bro. The best is when everything gets turned into a cucumber roll.
As far as anime standards go, thats a fairly good "failed" dish.
>not using non-stick pans
One of the main reason why people fucks up a frying eggs.
How hard is it to make a fucking bowl of cereal? Seriously. Japan.
They'll burn to a crisp at Shana's heat
Because it's a cartoon.
porcelain master race
>buying cheap-ass pans that flake and peel
>using metal utensils on teflon pans
you can use a fucking cast iron skillet if you using a bit of oil or cooking spray or butter. You just have to not be retarded.
you put half a shaker of seasoning salt on your eggs? because you should probably not have that much salt.
how the fuck
>not cast iron
look at this faggot