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Let's play the sentence game! Post your sentence ITT.
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SAGE
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I killed Roger Smith and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I felt up Suigintou and it pissed him/her off
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I killed Kyogokuin Haruka because I could.
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I felt up Nami because she's hot.

Wow, I got a good one!
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I danced with Major Kusanagi because I was paid handsomely.

What?
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I kissed Nami all night long.

Good for me!
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I bit Kirasame Marisa because she kicked my ass.
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I had sex with Captain Harlock for laughs

6/16
James
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I had sex with Integra Hellsing in front of my parents
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I went out for dinner with Fate Testarossa and it pissed her off.
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I kicked Izumi Konata and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I went out for dinner with Kenshiro, because I love him.
What?
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I had sex with Kirasame Marisa to make fanboys cry.

GG
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I yelled at Roger Smith because I love his/her show.
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I kissed Izumi Konata because I could.

I don't like this game
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I kicked Kirasame Marisa and it pissed her off.
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i saged an awful thread due to shit sux
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I had sex with Integra Hellsing to soothe my broken heart.

Oh lawd, is dat some virgin blood?
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I danced with Roger Smith all night long.

OH BOY I LOVE ROGER SMITH, HE'S SO DREAMY
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I kicked Haruhi Suzumiya for laughs.

And she liked it.
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I kissed Tuxedo Kamen because I could.

....................................
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I bit Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo for great justice

1 internets to figure out what's wrong with that one
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I made a cake for Kirasame Marisa for a cookie.
^_^
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I went out for dinner with Gally for laughs.

I don't even know who Gally is.
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i fucked your mom with my knuckle.
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I kicked Kirasame Marisa all night long.
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I yelled at Haruhi Suzumiya because I wanted to.
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>>10037432
2/31
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>>10037432
feburary 31st and your name starts with Q
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>>10037469
Quinn?
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I killed Kujo Jotaro for laughs.

Guess who I am!
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I killed Shigeru Akagi and it was EXTREME.
lol?
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I made a cake for Ritona Yoko to make fanboys Cry.


So is this a clever plot to get our Birthdays or what? (lol only namefags would have any significance though. And they could be lying. lol.)
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>>10037494
James/Jake
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i felt up kenshiro and he kicked my ass.


this is shitty. Seriously
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I punched Tuxedo Kamen for a cookie.
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>>10037494

OH SHI-
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I bit Roger Smith and it was epic.
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I bit Gally and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I threw stuff at Haruhi Suzumiya because I could
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I kissed goku to soothe my broken heart. ;_;
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>>10037514 So is this a clever plot to get our Birthdays or what?
Internet identity thieves can steal your identity with your birthday!
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I went out for dinner with Kirasame Marisa for laughs.
Ha ha, oh wow.
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fuck this myspace bullshit
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>>10037438
Gally is the main character of Gunnm. She's called Alita in America, and it's called Battle Angel Alita.
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>>10037494

Bricks
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I yelled at integra hellsing because I was paid handsomely

also sage
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I danced with Liru and it pissed her off.
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>>10037309
I had sex with Noyamano Ringo to make fanboys cry? Oh fuck this is awesome.
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I saged a shitty thread because this shit belongs on myspace with the other shitty internet diseases.
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I punched Goku and he kicked my ass.

FffffffUCK.
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I threw stuff at Sugintou and there's nothing to do about it!
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sage
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i felt up kujo jotaro, just kidding
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I threw stuff at Sugintou and there's nothing you can do about it!
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oh fuck yes

I had sex with Guts and it was epic.
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I yelled at Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I felt up Haruhi for a cookie

FUCK HARUHI EAT COOKIE
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>>10037679
thread done.
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I made a cake for Lupin to make fanboys cry.

This sucks.
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I kissed Fate Testarossa for a cookie?!?!
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I made a cake for Captain Harlock for laughs.
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I kissed Sonozaki Mion and she kicked my ass.

;_;
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I had sex with Daidouji Tomoyo because my mom told me to.

k.
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I hade sex with Fate 'cuz I love her?

FUCK YEAH
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I kicked Guts and it was EXTREME.
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I don't give out personal information online, that would be foolish
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I danced with Guts and there's nothing you can do about it!

NYEH!

Oh wait, fuck....
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I bit Kenshiro to save the world.
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I kissed Major Kusunagi for a cookie.
^ so lame
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I BIT FATE ALL NIGHT LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>10037831
You're already dead
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I yelled at Suigintou and all I got was a headache.
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I yelled at L because i was paid handsomely.
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I killed tuxedo kamen because I wanted to.


well that if fucking bogus I want a reroll ;_;.
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I kissed Suigintou because my mom told me to.

Wait, what? I cheated on Boku? brb, gonna go kill myself.
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I had sex with Liru because she's hot.

FUCK YEAH.
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I had sex with Izumi Konata and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I made a cake for Captain Harlock
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I made a cake for Captain Harlock for laughs
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I punched Edward Elric for laughs.
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I killed Captain Harlock all night long.
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>>10037758
>>10039454
SAME BIRTHDAY AND FIRST LETTER OF NAMES
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I felt up Asuka Langley Soryu and it was epic.
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I killed Asuka Langley Soryu to soothe my broken heart
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I punched Haruhi Suzumiya and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I yelled at Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo all night long.

...wow
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I punched Captain Harlock to soothe my broken heart.
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I killed L and it was EXTREME
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I punched Haruhi Suzumiya and all I got was a headache... Wow, didn't see that coming.

1/9
Pele
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I made a cake for Fate Testarossa for SCIENCE.
Hah! Science now, sex later!

.. The cake is a LIE!
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I made a cake for Guts for laughs.
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>>10039515
for Guts or for laughs ?
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>>10039482
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENCE!
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I went out for dinner with Goku for a cookie.
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I killed Tuxedo Kamen all night long.

...hey that doesn't make sense. who the hell is that guy anyway.
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I punched Haruno Sakura all night long.

Heh.
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>>10039518

November, 3rd, J.
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I had sex with Fate Tessarossa and it was epic

FUCK YEAH!
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>>10039522

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
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I had sex with Shigeru Akagi because of /a/.

Fuck yes!
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I went out for dinner with Haruhi Suzumiya to save the world?!

lol wut
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I went out for dinner with Sugintou in front of my parents

well i'll be....
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I had sex with Fate Testarossa to save the world.

Okay, I like this.
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I killed Asuka Sohryu Langley, and there's nothing you can do about it.

HAH!
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>>10039541
If it relieves her boredom...
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>>10037309
- I felt up Amamiya Manami to soothe my broken heart.

yup sounds about right.
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I made cake for Captain Harlock and it was epic.

Uh-huh.
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I felt up Izumi Konata all night long

well i'm not complaining
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I went out for Dinner with fujioka haruki to soothe my broken heart
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I felt up Kenshiro and he kicked my ass.
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I kissed Kujo Jotaro and there's nothing you can do it about it.

Huh.
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I had sex with Izumi Konata and it was epic.

>I FUCKING WISH.
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I threw stuff at Edward Elric because I could.

Punishment for not bringing back his goddamn mother.
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I kicked Shigeru Akagi and all I got was a headache.

=(
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Now I fucking wish I was born on June 21.
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I punched Sonozaki Mion to soothe my broken heart
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I punched L because he's hot.

Apparently.
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>>10039620
and you need to be called larry or eric
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I had sex with Asuka Langley Soryu because my mum told me to.

Awesome... I think...
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I had sex with Suigintou because i was paid handsomely.


>> FUCK YES.
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I felt up Integra Hellsing and all I got was a headache.
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I yelled at Roger Smith for laughs.
it sucks :s
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I threw stuff at Kirasame Marisa.

I feel mean now.
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i killed L for laughs

HAHA oh wow
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i killed liru for laughs
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I yelled at Roger Smith, because he's hot.


what?
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I danced with Guts for laughs.
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I threw stuff at Shigeru Akagi because I was paid hansomely
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I had sex with Fate Testarossa and it was epic
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I killed L for great justice.

Okay i lied.
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I danced with Sonozaki Mion because I wanted to.

I'm just that Awesome.
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I kicked Kirisame Marisa because I was paid handsomely.
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>>10039686
HOLY SHIT first post I see and it's exactly like mine.
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I killed Nami because i wanted to
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I felt up Ritona Yoko and there's nothing you can do about it.

...wait, Yoko's surname is Ritona?
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I went out for dinner with Goku to save the world.

I lol'd
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I punched Tuxedo Kamen and it was epic.
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I felt up Fujioka Haruhi because I was paid handsomely.
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I felt up Sonozaki Mion because I could.
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>>10039785
You wouldn't have to pay me to do that.
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I kissed Kirisame marisa for SCIENCE!
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>>10039762

No, She has no Surname. Ritona is her home village/cave whatever.
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>>10037523
FUCK YEAH WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY
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I had sex with Liru so I could brag about it
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I made a cake for Major Kusanagi to smoothe my broken heart........

That doesn't make sense.
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I killed Haruno Sakura and there's nothing you can do about it!

AHAHA FUCK YEAH. MS USELESS IS DEAD.
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I had sex with Kyogokuin Haruka and all I got was a headache,
wait what?
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I threw stuff at Captain Harlock and it was epic.

FUCK YEAH
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Hmm... you can reverse-engineer character birthdays that way...

Kyon was born on 9/9, and his real name starts with F.
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sage because only newfags participates in faggotry like this
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I punched Haruno Sakura because I could.

Who wouldn't?
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Fucking gay thread

Nevertheless,

I threw stuff at Integra Hellsing for laughs.
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I yelled at Izumi Konata to soothe my broken heart
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I bit Shigeru Akagi for laughs.

BAD END
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I bit Amamiya Manami to soothe my broken heart
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I threw stuff at Shigeru Akagi for laughs.
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I bit Fate Testarossa to make fanboys cry
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I went out for dinner with Kujo Jotaro In front of my Parents.
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sage
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I yelled at Kirasame Marisa to soothe my broken heart.
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I had sex with Tuxedo Kamen because I wanted to.
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I had sex with Kyonko (Roger Smith) all night long.
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I went out for dinner with Yoko Ritona so I could brag about it.
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I kicked Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo so I could brag about it.
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I kissed Ritona Yoko all night long.

Wut
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>>10040400

Sorry, man. You're doomed.
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I kissed Fate Testarossa because I love her.
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I felt up Harhui in front of my parents
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i danced with gally to soothe my broken heart.

ok
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I had sex with Suigintou so I can brag about it

WOW

....
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I had sex with Guts and there's nothing you can do about it.

FUCK YES, MY SENTENCE IS AWESOME
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I went out for a dinner with Haruhi Suzumiya for a cookie.
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>>10040400
...and end up dying like Kamina. Hell yeah.
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I felt up Noyamano Ringo and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I bit Edward Elric for laughs. fuck, lame one
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I went out for dinner with Haruhi Suzumiya and all I got was a headache.


...heh. That one works pretty well.
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Made Guts a cake. I'm not actually GAR for him though.
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>>10039541
>>10040456
>>10041036

HOLY FUCK SAME BIRTHDAY
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I danced with Fujioka Haruhi so I could brag about it.
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I felt up Guts in front of my parents.

Fuck yes.
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I Kicked Suigintou for laughs.
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I kissed Kujo Jotaro because he kicked my ass.
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i danced with goku because i was payed handsomely???
meh wouldn't mind it
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>>10041069
>and he kicked my ass.

ficks'd
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>>10039541
>>10041036
Hello there
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I felt up Makoto because of /a/
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I yelled at L for a cookie. Wow that actually makes alot of sense
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Daily Gaia thread.
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I yelled at Daidouji Tomoyo all night long. Nooooooo. I love you Tomoyo....why?!?!
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I had sex with Kyugokuin Haruka so I could brag about it.
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I killed Izumi Konata to make fanboys cry.
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I danced with Amamiya Manami too soothe my broken heart.
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I danced with Gally and s/he kicked my ass.
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I kicked Integra Hellsing because I wanted to.
....oh fuck.
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I punched Kujo Jotaro and it pissed him/her off.

Oh sh--
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I felt up Edward Elric in front of my parents.

Lul wut?
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I kissed L for a cookie
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I made a cake for Asuka Langley Soryu because I love her.
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I had sex with Major Kusanagi for laughs.
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I had sex with Integra Hellsing to soothe my broken heart.

...Awesome.
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I danced with Suigintou and it was epic.

cool?
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I danced with Yoko woohoo!
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I killed Edward Elric because he's hot.

Well, fuck.
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>>10041402
Forgot to say it was all night long. Fuck yeah.
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LETS SEE
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I had sex with Guts because I was paid handsomly
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I danced with Captain Harlock and there's nothing you can do about it.
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I yelled at Amamiya Manami and she kicked my ass.

....Well, shit.
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I kicked Kyogokuin Haruka for laughs.

Oh ho~
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I had sex with Integra Hellsing and all I got was a headache.
Cool
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>>10037309
You should go back to gaia because you are a faggot.
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I kissed Kyogokuin Haruka and she kicked my ass

...yeah...as if...
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I had sex with Izumi Konata for laughs
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>>10041482
And I bet she yelled "forward GOOOO!" while doing it.
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>>10037309
I had sex with Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo because I wanted to.
Why me?
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I felt up Tuxedo Kamen because I love him
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I killed Edward Elric because he's hot.

I don't like this game...
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>>10037309
I punched Major Kusanagi to make fanboys cry.
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I made a cake for Shigeru Akagi all night long.
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I killed Haruhi Suzumiya for laughs.
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>>10041567
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I killed Captain Harlock for SCIENCE
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I punched Nami and she/he kicked my ass.
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>>10041587
That's right. That's RIGHT! And that's exactly what would happen, too.
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I had sex with Kenshiro because I could
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I danced with Lupin to save the world.
... yeah no need to thanks me.
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I felt up Haruhi, and was then turned to cosmic space dust.
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I made a cake for Haruhi Suzumiya because she's hot.

This is pretty accurate minus the whole talking/making a cake for a female.
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>>10037309

I punched L for a cookie.

Ahaha oh wow.
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I kissed Noyamano Ringo because I was paid handsomely
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I killed Kyogokuin Haruka because I could.

>>10037347
wanna fuck
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I yelled at Roger Smith, because he's hot.
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>>10041649
!!!
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I kicked Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo because I was paid handsomly.
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I felt up Shigeru Akagi all night long.

meh
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I killed Liru because I love her.

Drama?
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I yelled at Izumi Konata because I love her show.
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I kissed fujioka haruhi because she is hot.
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I yelled at Sonozoki Mion and she kicked my ass.
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>>10041846
have a higher res of that pic?
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>>10041875
I don't, I'm sorry anon.
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I yelled at Guts because he's hot
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>>10041390

Happy Birthday Anon btw.
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I danced with Asuka Langley Soryu for SCIENCE.
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>>10041945
:D!!!
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I kicked Lupin because my mom told me to.
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I bit Edward Elric for laughs.
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I killed Haruno Sakura and it pissed her off.
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I went out for dinner with Sonozaki Mion to soothe my broken heart.
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>>10039527
Goku ate all the food and all you had to eat was one cookie.

>>10037407
well, yeah. that actually would happen if you DID feel up Kenshiro. and a matter of seconds later you'll either be happily cruising the desert in his weird looking customized vehicle, saving lame towns for food and water, or just be another bloodstain on his knuckles.


>>10037518
this guy probably picked up that image from google after getting his results, stared at it, as the squinty eyed blue haired vidyagaem chick stared back, and eventually he just lived up to his sentence.

my result was I had sex with Gally for laughs. not as easy or entertaining to analyze as the other potential results.
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I went out to dinner with Major Kusanagi because shes hot.
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>>10042004
I went out for dinner with Kirasame Marisa all night long.

This would be win if I were a Tohou fag... but I'm not.
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I threw stuff at Asuka Langley Soryu because I wanted to.

...lmao
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I felt up Edward Elric because s/he's hot.
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>>10037407
I'm gonna print that picture out so I can kiss Konata anytime I want. ;_;
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I had sex with Haruhi Suzumiya so I could brag about it.


Awesome.
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>>10042356
i bet his printout is already cumstained.
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I went out for dinner with Izumi Konata because I was paid handsomely.
not bad, not bad...



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