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>People turn into mages if exposed to magic as a child
>Want to make a world of only mages
>Coming up with some convoluted plan instead of just running around exposing yourself to all children
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>running around exposing yourself to all children

Anon, no...
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>running around exposing yourself to all children

Anon, yes...
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>Coming up with some convoluted plan instead of just running around exposing yourself to all children
This is going good places, fast.
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You'd probably get arrested before exposing yourself to all the children and even if you didn't parents would lock their children inside once they hear a man is going around exposing himself to every child he sees.

Your plan may not be convoluted but it's stupid.
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Who ever said your plans have to make sense?
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What if you exposed to children that magic is a lie and forced them to read Richard Dawkins books so they can be euphoric? Would they turn into anti-mages?
>fedora wearing anti-mages
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>>100372907
>>>/pol/
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Why do they make out giving magic to everyone such a bad thing? Seems pretty benevolent to me.
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>>100371611
>just running around exposing yourself to all children
I'm 100% behind this plan.
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>>100372789
Really, as far as takeover the world plans were concerned, his was fairly reasonable
>World is too big to be owned by one man
>Blow most of it up, rule the rest
>Bang maria to repopulate
Can't really argue with that logic.
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>>100371611
Only mages you say?
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>>100372628
What sort of shitty wizard can't break into a child's bedroom or lets himself get caught by muggle police?
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>>100373157
Ah, but the problem was in getting everything together, keeping the public from knowing the truth about the moon, getting off planet, and dealing with 'bikki and the others.
Also, a good excuse for both facial expressions and insane Sugita
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>>100373332
Hey, execution is one thing, but the plan itself was solid.
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>instead of just running around exposing yourself to all children
/a/ in a nutshell, ladies and gentlemen!
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>>100371611
That's it! Michael Jackson was on to something!

>"C'mere little boy! Look at me, look at me! It's magical, look at me I'm a magical wizard!"
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>>100371611
>instead of just running around exposing yourself to all children
Psst, kids!
Wanna taste some of my magic?
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this is my favorite trainwreck of the season

brb downloading
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>>100376850
I wouldn't call it a trainwreck.
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>>100371611
I'm up for any plan that involves exposing myself to children
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>>100376660
I totally read that in his south park voice...



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