ITT: Baseless accusations.
Outer Moka is a fart sniffer.
Aya Hirano is a slut.
Sherlock Shellingford is a raspberry spoiler.
Anonymous is a pure maiden.
Sayaka is a wonderful friend
Rikka listens to ABBA
terrible friend who tries making other friends make life altering decisions because she made a mistake. also horrible girlfriend
Konata actually smells like convenience store wine coolers
Kirito eats his boogers
Ryuuko is a lolicon.
But anon, that's true.
I can totally see that.
Mirai has a vaginal piercing.
Dekomori was molested as a child
That's... we kind of know that.
Fine. Oreki sniffs his sister's panties.
Hold on, she IS a child
She's fifteen, isn't she?
>implying Oreki would spare the energy on sexual arousal
It's not blatantly obvious?
Rikka chuuni'd out because her dad died. Hairclip was looking for acceptance. Deko had an uncle who molested her. It makes sense.
>implying it takes energy
You just put them on your face, kick back, and relax.
Sasha's waifu is anon.
Mugi takes steroids and loads of downers to balance her mood.
Kurapika is a boy, and/or girl.
I would if I were him.
Nagisa is dead serious when it comes to her pog collection
JP spends more money on his hair than he does on his car
Sakaki has piles and bleeds like a fountain when she poops.
>spending any money on his car
>not just sticking someone else with the bill
If you put your ear up to her vagina, you can hear the ocean.
Okabe has no body hair
Miku enjoys long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and LSD.
Marisa leaks poop
Char sold herself to afford nice clothes and likes anal. Also she uses a butt plug the size of a watermelon.
She seems more of a ecstasy popper.
Shizuo's penis is circumcised
She's a druggy, but she's got class. I'd settle for shrooms.
Also, she dreams of the day her husbando pillows her butt.
Saki masturbates often.
Saten spends her/his time stealing the virginity of young boys.
As long it's not crack or meth.
Rei is a DDR champion.
Kuroneko likes it in the ass
Kuroneko likes to eat ass.
No secret there. She's a huge butt slutt.
K1 hides his porn under the bathroom sink.
What part of baseless accusations don't you understand?
Why would someone who doesn't live alone hide his porn under the bathroom sink? Toiletries and cleaning supplies are stored under there, his mom is bound to find it.