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ITT: We make credit cards
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https://www.capitaloneimagecard.com/
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/jp/
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no, you'll just steal it and use it to buy yaoi furry
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I never even thought of that. Is it against their rules to put hentai on a card?
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Protip: Its fake template credit card number.
You can't use it.
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YOU'RE ALREADY IN DEBT!

may cause ATMs to explode
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>>10036196
"We will not approve any images that contain the following:

- Socially unacceptable groups (e.g. gangs, otaku, etc.)
- Provocative or sexual content"
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>>10036252
HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE I HAVE UNLIMITED MONEY I DON'T HAVE TO PAY OFF.
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Wait, can't you just open a credit account and never use it? Unless we read the fine print and it has fees. Who knows about capitol one, who uses it? I have mastercard and discover.
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>>10036344
capital one is a bank, not a merchant service.

Your capital one card will most likely be a Visa or Mastercard which is supported by Capital One bank.
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I designed it and shit but I can't save it and it wants my personal info
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GAR in your wallet
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>>10036426

ohhh ohh yeah. fuck that, I have a better company.
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>>10036506
fuck yes, best card ever!
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>>10036442
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>>10036506
Hell yea!

>>10036440
Well-placed fist.
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>>10036542
fuck that, way more trouble for so little lulz
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>>10036403
Not bad
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this thread has far more potential than this
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>>10036448
The power of GAR in the palm of my hand..!
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>>10036506
I want it.

>>10036448
He's going to be very close to my balls but it's not gay as long as they don't touch right?
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>>10036590
the power of GOD in my hand
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Don't leave Lodoss without it.
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why would anyone want to use card like these?

Unless they want to show off their power level
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>>10036506
/r/ original picture
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Imma buy me sum apples.
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Ive got a million ideas but every single one i've tried fails the minimum 800x800 requirements.
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A FREE CHEESE-KUN WITH EVERY USAGE!
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>>10036728

Yeah, it blows. We basically need wallpaper sized images.
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>>10036719
>>10036629
These are nice.
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Fuck, I'm actually thinking about getting this thing for real, even if it's just to see Nyanshizu in full.

The wealth of Washizu in my wallet...
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lucky card
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>>10036506
Fuck yeah, you are the best card ever.
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Toss-up between the Kino card and the CGGL card so far.
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>>10036719
WAH!!
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for the lucky star fan
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>>10036710
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This thread is full of faggotry
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>>10036719
Economics!
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PENIS
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>>10036448
The only choice
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>>10036849
Too perfect.
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>>10036719
>>10036826
HORO HAS MY CREDIT CARDS!!!!!
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>>10036845
Fantastic, thank you
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Is anyone gonna order a card to just have it but never use it?
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Do I win?
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>>10036902
win
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>>10036911
this gives me the excuse to open a 2nd card
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>>10036911
I don't bank with Capital One, so no.
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>>10036895
Horo is being a naughty wolfu with your credit cards.
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Do I win?
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the only card for us
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>>10036911
that fucks with your credit.

Using a card too much or not using it at all lowers your credit score.
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>>10036911
I do have a Capital One card that could use some spiffing up...
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heres mine contrition. enjoy g00ndam
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>>10036876

It looks like Guts has a 6-o-clock shadow . . .

>>10036895

Scared Jew is scared.
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Deliiicious
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VIRAL MARKETING
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MY LOVE
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For when your credit is junk
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I'm going to a supermarket with this and buying baby magazines and hand lotion.
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someone got a decent pic of the deathnote?

get some deathcard going on
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Fuck this shit. Is there any debit card personalization?
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/jp/ was here, /a/ is a loser
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This credit card has left me in despair!
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Damn I wish these fucking cards were real.
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nigers
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I would put Marisa on my card, but would it then be a MasterSpark, or a Spellcard?
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Sublime!
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>>10037020

LOL! Enjoy your Chris Hansen.
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>>10037009
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The Gutsy Galaxy Guard logo would be awesome since it sort of looks like a bank logo
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>>10037041
funny, i made this and the confederate flag with /jp/ and 9s around, but my drive died and the originals were lost.

along with my allegiance to /jp/.
FOREVER.
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meme card anyone?
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YOU PERVERT
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Wondrous!
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some of these are pretty awesome.
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I like the names people are coming up with for their cards.
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>>10037087
You know, you could flip the image over so it's on the left side of the card.
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Apple buy time !
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>>10037116
One step ahead of ya.
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Wow... I guess I'm lucky for getting that Captial One card after all. They have a $50 yearly fee and always seem to charge me for going over the limit... but the possibility of animu on my credit card... totally worth it.
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This shit is great
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Free Tachikoma with every usage.
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>>10037154

It's probably only a matter of time until others do it.
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LOL DEBT
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>>10037165

Goddamn the idea of having this card turns me on. Buying my figs with it would only be more arousing.
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"The only card to guarantee that promotion"
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this is one card that i hope we'll never need
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>>10037232

oh god no.
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Too bad this card is already over its limit by the time you use it.
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>>10037154
Agreed.
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Worth $$60 billion
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Hakurei Shrine now accepts donations via Credit Card.
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And now for something completely different...
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>>10037284

This card's cuteness is extraordinary.
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God, I wish this would get a sticky. The approaching image limit is leaving me in despair
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For the Victorian in you.
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And suddenly Capitol One has a huge increase of customers in the 18-24 demographic.
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>>10037348
Suddenly that demographic starts only using their credit cards online.
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>>10037318

Can I get a image sauce?
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Oh god, I should seriously make this card <3<3<3
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God, we need one of these with a subtitle included on it that fits right below the name saying something about money...
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>>10037369
lol, that would confuse the hell out of people.
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>>10037291
You'll never see this card at the shrine.
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>>10037369
NICE CARD
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What I'd thought I'd do was get one of them deaf mute cards
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So much opportunity for worksafe cropping squandered.

Though admittedly that dimension restriction makes it difficult
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Ahhh.....
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So much opportunity for worksafe cropping squandered.

Though admittedly that dimension restriction makes it difficult
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one card to fap to

>>10037406
why didn't i see that coming...
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For usage in Pekopon only.
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>>10037444
What were you planning on Anonymous?
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This one'll scare the FUCK outta some cashiers.
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>>10037452

I would use this card to buy pizza hut.
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Can we get one featuring a robbery scene from Baccano?
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>>10037460
Actually they'll probably glance at it and think, "God, what a fucking virgin loser."
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>>10037369
I think I'm going to get myself a card similar to this one. Nobody will get the joke unless they know.
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I found my new credit card
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>>10037524

USO DA!
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I wonder if we can't get a part 2.
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Archive.
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>>10037544

As long as we have enough images.
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>>10037513
Dude, it's a fucking CASHIER behind the counter looking at the card. That's as bad as bagging groceries. Mindless fucks that have no thoughts passing through their brains other than HAVE A NICE DAY DURRRR!
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>>10037564
And then the credit card goes BOOGA BOOGA NIGGER! And they shit a brick because their uninterrupted absence of thought was interrupted.
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>>10037564

Hell, I wish it was that good. Usually it's Shaniqua who is too busy talking to Tanaynay three aisles down, very loudly.
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>>10037564
>>10037579
........What the hell are you babbling about you mudkip addicted meth head?
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>>10037513

Trust me, cashiers do not give a flying fuck about you or your life.
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>>10037389
gimme the sauce on that pic. I'm going to make it. I'll post pics when I get it.
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Wow, I lol'd. I guess we know how to get all the cashiers/grocery baggers to surface now. And who they are.
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WHAT THE FUCK /A/! NO GHOST SLIDE CARD?!
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Dude, you better not risk ruining your relationship with the cashier. It would ruin your social life.
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>>10037444
You mean like this?
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I'm a cashier and I must say......I like dicks.
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and suddenly Capitol One's servers are full of anime shots

i can imagine the confused faces of employees monitoring the system.....esp when i just uploaded a pedo/loli image
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so is this an epic thread yet?
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I'm not insulting the people who work the job because I know sure as fuck I couldn't do shit like that. You guys have saintly fucking patience. I just know after doing repetitive shit for a long time my mind starts to fucking empty and when something out of the ordinary happens it's like OFUCK! Also, lol at reactions.
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>>10037635
Nope, just original and creative
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>>10037615
Exactly
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>>10036506
>>10036956
So fucking tempted. I actually have a Capital One card, and it looks like getting a custom card printed is free, I guess it all depends on whether they actually bother with their copyright/usage disclaimer...

...Anyone try yet?
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Are we trying to get Anonymous for all of the states?
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>>10037601
New thread
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>>10037593
See >>10037693 please.
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