ITT: We make credit cards
no, you'll just steal it and use it to buy yaoi furry
I never even thought of that. Is it against their rules to put hentai on a card?
Protip: Its fake template credit card number.
You can't use it.
YOU'RE ALREADY IN DEBT!
may cause ATMs to explode
"We will not approve any images that contain the following:
- Socially unacceptable groups (e.g. gangs, otaku, etc.)
- Provocative or sexual content"
HOLY FUCK IT'S LIKE I HAVE UNLIMITED MONEY I DON'T HAVE TO PAY OFF.
Wait, can't you just open a credit account and never use it? Unless we read the fine print and it has fees. Who knows about capitol one, who uses it? I have mastercard and discover.
capital one is a bank, not a merchant service.
Your capital one card will most likely be a Visa or Mastercard which is supported by Capital One bank.
I designed it and shit but I can't save it and it wants my personal info
GAR in your wallet
ohhh ohh yeah. fuck that, I have a better company.
fuck yes, best card ever!
fuck that, way more trouble for so little lulz
this thread has far more potential than this
The power of GAR in the palm of my hand..!
I want it.
He's going to be very close to my balls but it's not gay as long as they don't touch right?
the power of GOD in my hand
Don't leave Lodoss without it.
why would anyone want to use card like these?
Unless they want to show off their power level
/r/ original picture
Imma buy me sum apples.
Ive got a million ideas but every single one i've tried fails the minimum 800x800 requirements.
A FREE CHEESE-KUN WITH EVERY USAGE!
Yeah, it blows. We basically need wallpaper sized images.
These are nice.
Fuck, I'm actually thinking about getting this thing for real, even if it's just to see Nyanshizu in full.
The wealth of Washizu in my wallet...
Fuck yeah, you are the best card ever.
Toss-up between the Kino card and the CGGL card so far.
for the lucky star fan
This thread is full of faggotry
The only choice
HORO HAS MY CREDIT CARDS!!!!!
Fantastic, thank you
Is anyone gonna order a card to just have it but never use it?
Do I win?
this gives me the excuse to open a 2nd card
I don't bank with Capital One, so no.
Horo is being a naughty wolfu with your credit cards.
the only card for us
that fucks with your credit.
Using a card too much or not using it at all lowers your credit score.
I do have a Capital One card that could use some spiffing up...
heres mine contrition. enjoy g00ndam
It looks like Guts has a 6-o-clock shadow . . .
Scared Jew is scared.
For when your credit is junk
I'm going to a supermarket with this and buying baby magazines and hand lotion.
someone got a decent pic of the deathnote?
get some deathcard going on
Fuck this shit. Is there any debit card personalization?
/jp/ was here, /a/ is a loser
This credit card has left me in despair!
Damn I wish these fucking cards were real.
I would put Marisa on my card, but would it then be a MasterSpark, or a Spellcard?
LOL! Enjoy your Chris Hansen.
The Gutsy Galaxy Guard logo would be awesome since it sort of looks like a bank logo
funny, i made this and the confederate flag with /jp/ and 9s around, but my drive died and the originals were lost.
along with my allegiance to /jp/.
meme card anyone?
some of these are pretty awesome.
I like the names people are coming up with for their cards.
You know, you could flip the image over so it's on the left side of the card.
Apple buy time !
One step ahead of ya.
Wow... I guess I'm lucky for getting that Captial One card after all. They have a $50 yearly fee and always seem to charge me for going over the limit... but the possibility of animu on my credit card... totally worth it.
This shit is great
Free Tachikoma with every usage.
It's probably only a matter of time until others do it.
Goddamn the idea of having this card turns me on. Buying my figs with it would only be more arousing.
"The only card to guarantee that promotion"
this is one card that i hope we'll never need
oh god no.
Too bad this card is already over its limit by the time you use it.
Worth $$60 billion
Hakurei Shrine now accepts donations via Credit Card.
And now for something completely different...
This card's cuteness is extraordinary.
God, I wish this would get a sticky. The approaching image limit is leaving me in despair
For the Victorian in you.
And suddenly Capitol One has a huge increase of customers in the 18-24 demographic.
Suddenly that demographic starts only using their credit cards online.
Can I get a image sauce?
Oh god, I should seriously make this card <3<3<3
God, we need one of these with a subtitle included on it that fits right below the name saying something about money...
lol, that would confuse the hell out of people.
You'll never see this card at the shrine.
What I'd thought I'd do was get one of them deaf mute cards
So much opportunity for worksafe cropping squandered.
Though admittedly that dimension restriction makes it difficult
one card to fap to
why didn't i see that coming...
For usage in Pekopon only.
What were you planning on Anonymous?
This one'll scare the FUCK outta some cashiers.
I would use this card to buy pizza hut.
Can we get one featuring a robbery scene from Baccano?
Actually they'll probably glance at it and think, "God, what a fucking virgin loser."
I think I'm going to get myself a card similar to this one. Nobody will get the joke unless they know.
I found my new credit card
I wonder if we can't get a part 2.
As long as we have enough images.
Dude, it's a fucking CASHIER behind the counter looking at the card. That's as bad as bagging groceries. Mindless fucks that have no thoughts passing through their brains other than HAVE A NICE DAY DURRRR!
And then the credit card goes BOOGA BOOGA NIGGER! And they shit a brick because their uninterrupted absence of thought was interrupted.
Hell, I wish it was that good. Usually it's Shaniqua who is too busy talking to Tanaynay three aisles down, very loudly.
........What the hell are you babbling about you mudkip addicted meth head?
Trust me, cashiers do not give a flying fuck about you or your life.
gimme the sauce on that pic. I'm going to make it. I'll post pics when I get it.
Wow, I lol'd. I guess we know how to get all the cashiers/grocery baggers to surface now. And who they are.
WHAT THE FUCK /A/! NO GHOST SLIDE CARD?!
Dude, you better not risk ruining your relationship with the cashier. It would ruin your social life.
You mean like this?
I'm a cashier and I must say......I like dicks.
and suddenly Capitol One's servers are full of anime shots
i can imagine the confused faces of employees monitoring the system.....esp when i just uploaded a pedo/loli image
so is this an epic thread yet?
I'm not insulting the people who work the job because I know sure as fuck I couldn't do shit like that. You guys have saintly fucking patience. I just know after doing repetitive shit for a long time my mind starts to fucking empty and when something out of the ordinary happens it's like OFUCK! Also, lol at reactions.
Nope, just original and creative
So fucking tempted. I actually have a Capital One card, and it looks like getting a custom card printed is free, I guess it all depends on whether they actually bother with their copyright/usage disclaimer...
...Anyone try yet?
Are we trying to get Anonymous for all of the states?
See >>10037693 please.