>Uwaa you've never even had sex?!
>You must have to touch yourself 6 times a day
please relieve me from this hell shinka
>Never had a boyfriend
>Tries to give advice on how to act in a relationship.
>only in the single digits
just gone with my 5th now.
I can touch you, if you prefer that.
YOU ARE NOT REEEEEEAAAALL
Yuta is husbando material he waited 6 mouths before asking to hold hands
fuck you slut
Then they'll die virgins if he keeps it up.
He kissed 6 girls before holding hands with one?
>6 times a day
How is that possible? After 4 it starts to hurt when I cum.
Lies and slander
>Not trudging through
You'll never get better if you don't try
Cute trap detected
I can help you feel better Anon
What's so strange about that? I've never hold a girl's hand but I have kissed before.
Man I remember being 15 and stroking the salami about 15 times a night during summer break
Says the dog slut.
You're a filthy slut, Anon.
Shinka's probably ridden the baloney pony before.
She was a delusional kid spouting off about love and shit, so there had to be at least one dude who saw an opportunity
When did she put the clips back? Why didn't anybody even mention it in the anime?
My dick hurts so much I have to stop for some days now.
>You must have to touch yourself 6 times a day
How do you even do that? I don't even do it that many times in a week.
>>6 times a day
>tfw you only feel like fapping like twice a week now
>tfw that happens even though you're fitter than you used to be
>tfw it's your body's way to tell you you're past your physical prime
Why her design is changed again?
Maybe it's because they decided to use purple lesbian some and didn't want two characters who look exactly the same interacting together
Once a month, actually.
Kyoani changed her hair first episode to get everyone talking, then change it back without an explanation to troll
Are you a little girl like the rest of /a/?
There's a doujin with this premise
But they could have at least put one line in the anime like "Oh, you changed your hair back.". Else it's just weird.
>For you to gain even more magical power, you have to get my magical white liquid.
It was explained. It was her second highschool debut. A gag. She wanted to be a beautiful onee-sama but got involved in a chuuni battle instead
its just a lack of libido, are you depressed or stressed anon.
>Look at those dirty virgins!
Of course I am what make you think other wise?
Pillow doesn't even know that she's not a virgin anymore.
Insinuate about Shinka all you want, but don't drag Kumin into this
Then help me feel better.
>You must have to touch yourself 6 times a day
Sorry, we're not all sluts like you.
this gif makes me penis tingle
>are you depressed or stressed anon.
Neither actually, I'm just not as horny as I used to be in high school where I would fap every day without fault. Nowadays I like my doujins to have good story and it's becoming harder and harder (no pun intended) for me to get excited over the latest translated one. Yougins that fap several times a day ought to cherish that time, because it won't last.
Welp guess we can't have a lewd thread
Why would I need to have sex with 3DPD when I have sad panda and an onahole that broke last night ;_;
please don't remind me of that doujin, anon.
>Not having a backup
Nice monitors, mouse and speakers.
Shame about the keyboard though
It's a trap, the feet are structured like a male's
Of course it is.
That's a fag from /g/.
I'd still burry my face between those tighs
such is life as a poorfag with messed up priorities
what the fuck are you sitting on? Did you tear off a piece of your shag rug carpet and hotglue it to your office chair?
no shit, sherlock. Honestly, there are so many traps on /a/ myself included that it isn't even surprising or entertaining anymore
He's not a faggot he's the hero /a/ deserves
ive been here since 07 and I have not once visited that place
It used to be a pretty good board, now it's essentially /soc2/ though. So better steer clear of that trainwreck.
>not having a comfy seat
You're becoming desensitized to a certain degree.
Just take a break from looking at doujins for a month or a couple. And stop jerking off.
Enjoy your estrog- Oh.
Daily reminder that Sammy is probably dead ;_;
If I'm not mistaken.
so how did that happen?
Dying in a sea of dicks
He lived his dream how about you?
I just felt the need to point it out
Look at this face.
She definitely wants the Yuuta.
Yes I recognize that dick anywhere
Please stop posting these, it's making me feel bad, I haven't shaved my legs in weeks.
saged for blogshite i guess
The trick is to fuck 3D while fantasizing about 2D so it feels like you're really boning your waifu.
God, no wonder my relationships fall apart.
Well I didn't accidentally the whole pills, so I'm still living my dream.
I wish I could shave my legs.
tfw living with parents
>living with parents
How do you hide your onahole?
In his ass ofcourse,
So am I, it's not too hard to hide, don't wear shorts, keep everything you need hidden and you won't have a problem
Tell them it's for hygiene
Nothing feels better than rubbing your boner on some nice shaved legs
who says I hide it?
So you like to violate yourself?
As somebody who has trapped in the distant past, trust me, you don't. It's a gigantic pain in the ass. And then you get ingrown hairs and razor burn and shit, and if you don't keep shaving it starts growing back in and turns into ingrown hair hell. Women only manage it because their hair is so much lighter/thinner, it takes like 20 damn minutes for a guy if there's a day or two of growth.
I shaved my legs once.
The hair grew back. Never again.
try doing it with your balls
oh god the stubble...
You don't like to violate little faggots?
You're not me, asshole.
I don't have one.
I've done it before and it was the best thing I had ever experienced.
I already have trouble with ingrown hairs sometimes anyway, no pain, no gain.
Also maybe waxing.
You would have died.
After like the 5th time it's just you shooting out liquid.
reminds me of the time I shaved the dick hair
never again do I want that feel
I'm impressed. Teach me your ways.
Get on my level faggots, use that weird cream stuff instead, works beautifully and leaves your skin all soft too.
Is that not all the times?
No, you fuckhead, it means you're not a pathologically horny teenager anymore. When I only fap 3-4 times a week it makes each time far more intense and special.
>I don't have one.
What? How do you even fap?
Don't shave it completely off, but trim it to miniscule levels.
>mom..dad...I'm a faggot
once you hit 25 you just kind of stop caring
Just, with my hand?
Such a feminine penis.
WHy does everyone here suffer a horrible amount of pain when shaving? THe fuck's wrong with yo?
I once stroked it so hard it started bleeding. Couldnt fap for 1 week or it would start bleeding again. It was a fucking hell man.
Fuck off jew.
I'm not gay.
the itch from the stubble
Nair or Veet or whatever? Yeah it's much easier if you're getting all the hair off for the first time, especially in the hard to reach spots. Makes a mess, takes a long time, and you can't do it every day though. Plus some people have horrible reactions to it.
Ah, I miss being able to trap. When I was like 19 and super skinny I'd get mistaken for a girl to my face all the time even though I had a guy's haircut and am average male height. Crazy girl bone structure too which meant I had a 28 waist and 41 hips. Now I'm old and manly...
>Not wanting cut Traps
>with my hand
Nigga you have no idea how prehistoric that is. I take it you never tried one, have you? Because if you have, then you wouldn't be able to go back to the old ways never again.
This thread got really lewd, we should calm down anons.
But this is just the beginning.
Bunch of goddamn perverts here!!
can you heat up an onahole?
Once a day is the only way for me at least. More than that and my loads just get smaller and smaller and it kinda bums me out.
I'm intrigued. Care to drop any name?
I have neither the money, nor the guts to do that.
How else will I pretend to be a little girl?
I have an onahole but I do it manually most of the time. The hole makes a mess and has to be cleaned afterward so I only use it maybe 10% of the time.
But we haven't even got onto anal training yet
Just hold it under warm water for 2 minutes.
I've never even used lube. Mostly because I'm not really sure how to go about it
>cleaning your onahole afterwards
Why would you do that?
Because otherwise you get worms in it.
1. Apply lube to hand (or penis)
2. Touch penis with hand
Not exactly rocket science.
It will be the best 100 bucks you will ever spend in your life. I bet have spent more than that in useless stuff.
>not cleaning your onahole
Anon please, don't be gross.
There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a cute trap.
>Not keeping your onahole in a safe container
>This entire thread
I missed this. Haven't found one of these for a while.
Try out Veet Hair Removal Cream
I dunno if they do it in the states, but I'm sure you'll be able to find an alternative if you live over there.
But yeah, be careful though, it gives some people quite bad reactions
It's not THAT difficult. Don't be lazy. I get my TOMAX Lilith clean in about 7 minutes.
>flip outwards to drain the fluid
>wash with antibacterial soap
>spray with alcohol-free disinfectant
>dry with microfiber cloth
>flip inward, repeat on the outside minus disinfectant
The enhanced feeling is worth it.
It just dries out after a while. And it keeps a good smell.
It's a good board but it's full of "Is this a good build?" threads and circlejerking in the homescreen/desktop threads. Also their minimalistic shit is retarded. Everything must have no LEDs and look as plain as possible.
Stephen The Lesbian?
I came here for the Shinkas
Now I must go
What are you, 15?
I'm in Scandinavia.
Thanks for the tip though.
I've never tried one and I'm hesitant to buy one because my dick is small and I'm afraid it wouldn't feel all that great.
Onahole? It sounds like something lewd.
>actually liking LEDs
>he doesn't know about onahole.
>Read some of the reviews for veet hair removal stuff
>Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing.
Ha ha. Oh wow.
Doesn't it feel kind of bad to do it after multiple loads have dried in there?
Don't forget, it's reddits second home.
But still better than /v/ and /a/.
What a retard
I've had this "Punivirgin" onahole for about 7-8 months now and it's starting to lose it's feel. I'm going to try that warm water method. I'll be back later.
I faped like 10 times a daywhen I started playing MGQ.
Needless to say they were the best faps I had in my life.
Anything is better than /v/, even /b/ at times.
so something with an image of your waifu painted on it a no go?
Thats weird, the first time I used it I spread it over that area and ended up masturbating with it.
It was fine afterwards, but I guess that could have been because I washed it off quickly enough.
At any rate, my bollocks were pure and hairless for a while.
I'm always worried the cream stuff will end up burning me.
I've had sex but masturbation is quicker and less effort. My record is 13 times in one day, whereas I think I've only had sex a maximum of 3 times in one day
Dude. They're made for Japan. You won't have an issue with the size.
I had the opposite problem, in that I had to get the biggest hole I could find and I still just barely fit all the way in. I'm not even "big" either, at least by American standards.
If you can find something like that, I'm sure they would be ok with it.
Who cares what they think? I post my insanely weeaboo room all the time. Mine's actually a nice room with everything nicely arranged and displayed though, so it makes it harder to talk shit.
No. Like I said, the smell is erotic. Haven't you read any of those doujins where the girl goes ahegao just by smelling the dick?
Can you show it to us?
Onahole, I have saw this wordsomewhere in the J-List adds on 4chan. I think it was a shirt or something like this ( can't remember well what was on the picture )
My record is 14 times in 24 hours for two days in a row, it was the first two days after I discovered how to get past the sadpanda many years ago. Gooooood times.
I feel your pain, one time I think I fapped too hard and gave myself a friction burn on my dick, I couldn't fap for like a week because even getting a boner hurt like hell. It was torture.
For scientific purposes, how big are you? I need to know because if I buy one and I can't feet my dick in then it won't be worth it.
I think it's time you do your research freshmen.
I think I never got past 4 times
The more I cum the longer it takes to cum again, and after the third time I stop feeling pleasure anyway
Nowdays I only fap during the night and cum only once, then I lost interest in whatever hentai/porn I'm using
Kinda old pic, I've done some rearranging since then (TV is actually in a place that makes sense now) but it gives the general idea.
What exactly did you get? I see there's a range of products.
I want chuuni to have implied sex just like clannad had
My Little Anon Can't Possibly Be This Pure
Seriously dude, google that shit, or use startpage.com if you're worried about being put on a watch list or some shit
Shit I feel sorry for you. Usually I just tell the newfags googleless retards to fuck off, but in your case I just feel sorry.
They're all different. I bought one specifically because it was bigger. Unless you have an actual medical micropenis you won't have a problem finding a hole, get a loli hole if you're worried. (Or try some of the disposable Tengas, they're cheap.)
Your trick is that you have all sorts of other hobby stuff mixed with the animu so it comes off as extremely classy and passionate. Nicely done.
Y-yeah a shirt..
I'm not the guy with the small dick. I'm the guy with the american average dick worried I can have the same problem you had.
>only one monitor
That room looks comfy as fuck!
Also dem Saber figures
How much did the Alter Seibah one cost
Oh, OK. I'm pushing 7" and I can comfortably use a white Tenga Flip Hole, much beyond that and there might be trouble.
It hardly looks comfy. The colors are terrible.
Where is your onahole anon?
Tenga is overrated. If you're looking for a good temporary onahole that feels AMAZING but doesn't last long, do what I did and get one from NPG. Felt like heaven on earth for the 4-5 times I got to use it. There's a guide from a /jp/anese anon somewhere on them internets with more info if you want to be a non pleb at your fap game
>buying disposable onaholes
I got this one.
I didn't really do any research or anything, I just walked into the shop and picked it up so I'm quite surprised at how well it turned out.
Big dicks are not a problem. Most onaholes are built for maximum elasticity, also so you can flip them inside out for cleaning. My colossal gaijin dick hasn't ruptured anything yet.
I recommend something from Tomax (Lilith, Succubus or Venus series). Their stuff can also be shipped comfortably from within the US at http://www.queencatadulttoys.com
Yeah, I think that helps. The cameras are actually my work stuff too. (Wallpaper pic on the computer is what I do for a living.)
Only one output on the laptop. Gonna get a desktop soon but I have to use Mac because of work and those shits are expensive as hell.
Alter was somewhere in the $120 range I think. Bought directly from Japan when the yen rate sucked a couple years back. I actually a had a ton of Sabers and a lot more figures in general but my ex ended up with them when I dumped her to return to 2D paradise. Pic related.
(Most of the Figmas and Nendos are actually mine and my damn ex is too lazy to give them back even though it's been seven months. Also, everything in that pic was opened at some point, just not enough space at the old place to store the boxes and display the figures separately and it was kinda fun always feeling I like I was at a store in Akiba.)
I just don't shave my legs because I have stretch marks ;_;
NPG fag here. I got a gift card for amazon for xmas and couldn't think of anything else I wanted to buy more. Options were limited to either that, or some no name shit that probably sucked. Cost me $30+10 for shipping. Spent the rest on a used copy of Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition
Do onaholes make a lot of noise? I share a house with my sister, and I don't want to wake her up at night while fapping.
A little bit due to the lube but nothing that can be heard outside a closed room, in my experience.
pff I wish my sister was that considerate when she masturbates.
>Sharing a house with your sister
>Needing an onahole
You are doing it wrong, anon
>share a house with my sister
You don't need a onahole.
But then you can wake her up and she can use it on you
I used to do it all the time when I was in high school. People came to me to ask for advice.
Depends on the one you get. Here's a handy guide for you http://pastebin.com/evYxG02E
I have the Succubus 2D Wavy Ripple and I don't hear a thing. Unless you get some noisy ass onahole or go up to your sister wagging your dick in front of her I doubt she will ever know.
Get the fuck out.
My sister is one of those super-pure catholic girls. I don't think she's ever fapped.
Mine is really noisy
My neighbor heard it a couple of times
Then again, I fuck it really hard
It's not worthy buying a temporary one for 30 bucks when you can get a real one for 100
Well, what are you waiting for?
Bring her enlightenment Anon.
So you work as a photographer? What made you interested in that as a career?
>my ex ended up with them when I dumped her
What a bitch
Or unless he fails to hide his onahole properly. This is by far the hardest part.
>temporary one for 30 bucks
Can't believe people actually buy that shit. You can get highly recommended onaholes that last 1-2 years for that price.
you might have prostate cancer anon
>I don't think she's ever fapped.
I might try this soon.
>highly recommended onaholes that last 1-2 years for that price.
For 30 bucks? No way.
And never come back newfag.
I picked up a camera at some point as a kid and never stopped shooting. It's actually a shit career and I can't really get enough work to support myself, this room is actually my parents' guest suite that I moved into after my breakup. I'm going back to school, not sure what for though. Automotive journalism is fun as hell when I get to do it though, there's no way to get closer to the action other than being a race car driver or a super rich guy.
She actually bought a lot of them or asked for them as presents so I can't be too hard on her about it. She was a cosplayer that got well-known for doing Saber so it's not a surprise that she wanted lots of figures of her. The character is actually pretty much ruined for me now thanks to that.
W-wait what and whywatch list? Is this onahole something obscure?
I am the one beginning to feel sorry about myself after posting here, I guess I will search for it because it doesn't seem to be a shirt
can we go back to talking about onaholes?
Are those orenoimo onaholes any good?
That makes its even better
Whats more fun than corrupting a pure soul with the lust
>Research what it is
You guys are such pervert! I just hope the place I work don't keep track of everything we access in the internet.
>inb4 he applies his sadpanda knowledge on her and in 2 weeks she is lusting for dicks with an ahegao face while using the bible to masturbate
> Implying having sex is somehow better than masturbation.
No complaints there, just answering questions.
Actually I've been wondering this too.
I bought as flip tenga for 10 dollars once, didnt really feel all that diffrent than fapping with my hands
made cleanup easier though.
Is this the blog thread?
Don't worry Google does that for you.
That's why you set up a remote desktop or some other kind if tunnel to your private network.
There's quite a few of them. Maybe not 2 years for all, but all the ones I have had have lasted well over a year without breaking. TOMAX is the brand I've mostly used. Two I have right now that are over a year old are the Lilith Spiral Wave and Succubus 2d wavy ripple.
Come on anon even my poorfag computer has bookshelf ones.
Of course it didn't feel that different, you bought a shitty 10 dollars one. Buy a real onahole.
>Lilith Spiral Wave
I have this one actually. Going on two years now, still no tears in it. I'm waiting for the day to come now.
well what do you use then?
I'm not really a fan of the westerner brands.
Some anon posted the pastebin in this thread already.
Yeah I need to get some better ones at some point. I had one of the Apple studio monitors with built in speakers and when it died I just ran out and bought what I could get. I use headphones 90% of the time, though, so the speakers only really get used for the occasional youtube video when I don't want to plug the phones in.
where can I find some loli onaholes?
Anyone got an opinion on those Tenga Flip Holes Black/White?
>well-knwon for Saber
is this her?
Google "My little sister can't be this tight". No, this is not a joke.
I can't tell you if they are good tho.
Kinda uncanny for me.
You did this and that with her?
Yeah. Not really worth writing home about sadly.
>dumping qt Saber
What the hell happened
>If a small person buys loose Masturbator, only thing insufficient and sadness will remain in the heart.
It's like I'm really using Google translate.
That's exactly what it is.
But they're legit at least
Was she cold and distant?
People who make their living on the attention they get tend to develop some rather severe personality flaws.
I take it that's not supposed to be a common thing ?
I guess my dick or the way I fap must be special or something because I often get small cuts on my dick due to over fapping.
I can't fap for more then once a week in a row because of that. Doesn't hurt when I'm not touching it though.
why do you continue to try to make this thread into your blog?
I'm so sorry.
Because people are replying.
She doesn't even look like Saber for me to be honest.
>it actually exists
its embarassing but I might get one of those one day
650 here, I'm not a cutfag I have the allready perfect penis God and evolution gave me at birth.
Why did you feel the need to say your area code?
The rare times when I fapped too hard, my dick got swollen
I remember I once fapped really hard to pics of my loli gf that it got swollen for days. I thought I would lose my dick forever
He's probably new.
>finding out just now
You know what I'm going to say, don't you?
Jesus, son, slow down your dick isn't built for sonic speeds.
A lot of things. Honestly, it was inevitable, we were both done and I just threw in the towel first. We were never really all that compatible and just kept trying to make an impossible situation work for years, and it was the only relationship I'd ever been in and I fucked up a lot, which didn't help.
>my dick got swollen
I'm replying to questions people are asking me. I haven't volunteered anything unprovoked. Conversation=/=blog.
>You must have to touch yourself 6 times a day
>must have to touch yourself 6 times
>must have to
I really don't mustn't have.
So, she started her webpage while both of you were dating?
Well I never been really interested in onaholes so how would I know.
>I'm replying to questions people are asking me.
you could just not respond but that would take away your bullshit excuse to blog,
seriously fuck off to katawa shoujo general or something.
She had a little page but it was mostly fanart she did and got like 100 views a year, and she didn't have a facebook page or anything like that. The whole fame thing started about six or eight months after we got together, I introduced her to Fate, took the pics that ended up all over the internet and in that Danny Choo book, and everything spiraled from there.
swollen as if it was stung by a bee
Have you seen the OP? What the fuck is there to discuss other than masturbation and Shinka being a slut?
>no fun allowed
The whole thread is a shitty blog thread anyways.
That's sweet I guess, to be honest I have never been involved in the cosplay media, so that's the only reason why I asked about this, I didn't even know her nickname but I kinda remembered some shoots of her, so.
Kinda sad that you relationship didn't do well though, I suppose that's just how life works; to be honest I don't know a single shit about that, but still.
>pics of my loli gf
You know what must be done
>Shitty blog thread
As blog threads go, I think this ones pretty good
It was good when it was a about onaholes. Now it's just bad.
>D-do I fit in yet guise?
Blog threads are never good.
I know well that I'm an hypocrite when saying this (since I'm asking questions in this thread), but the point is that the janitor isn't going to delete this thread anytime soon.
I actually wasn't either until all that shit happened. It was kind of a "might as well take pics since I'm a photographer" kind of thing.
It's been a while now so I'm pretty over it, I just want my figures haha. I was a 2D supremacist before all that happened and now I know that I should've stayed that way. Even if they dress and look like your waifu, they will never be your waifu.
I have no regrets. This is the only path. My whole life was unlimited waifu works.
Who are you quoting? Something from >>>/v/ ?
Well we are not together anymore so I guess its alright to post one..
Thanks for freeing me of any remaining hope left I had in 3D.
Where do you think you are?
>good for anything
Anon pls, try again
You're trying way too hard. Probably been here less than two years, at best.
Miku a slut
Welcome to the enlightened ones, anon. I went through the exact same thing with my airhead of an ex. Her innocence and simple mindedness was pretty cute, until I ended up having to make it work through dates that would last several hours. That, and the girl who is obsessed with you trope isn't nearly as cute when she's calling you everyday to talk about nothing and constantly worrying if you still love her.
Looks more like Saya to me.
I can't even judge a shoot like that, anon.
To be honest I don't have anything against women or real people, so I guess I differ in that part. But it's good to know you are doing fine, anon Good luck on college by the way.
Ok buddy, time to leave.
goddammit, this will be the last one
>gf used to cosplay lewd Miku for me
I'm such a idiot for losing her ;_;
Looks more like 3DPD to me.
normalfags ruin everything
Damn, my Saya pics