If you were Krillin what would you do today?
Kill myself because I'm Krillin.
Fuck my android wife
Shave my head
Call Yamcha and make fun of this loser
Wonder why I have no nose
Bang my wife.
bang my hot wife
Fly around, blow up some mountains and have a sparring session with the guys. Have a nice picnic in the river and be back just in time to fuck A18. Being Krillin is fucking wonderful.
I'd be chillin
Yeah, until the next big bad shows up
Goku will take care of that.
Krillian only dies all the time because he is human with balls WAY to fucking big. You wish your balls were 1/1000 the size.
Finish playing Outlast.
Don't pretend that's not fun to watch.
post on /v/ because dbz is shit
bang my eternally hot wife
chat with cute daughter
shitpost on /a/
senior years are truly amazing
No, Krillin wouldn't bully weaklings!
Go fuse with Cell
This. Maybe hang with Roshi as well. You know, have a few mugs of water, ask if A18 can borrow that sexy underwear he got for Lunch, joke around with the turtle.
In real life or in DBZ?
Because in real life I would rule the world
fire kamehamehas at the sea
>Being the most powerful human who ever lived, with an eternally beautiful wife and a loving daughter.
>Having earned every single goddamn bit of it through blood, sweat and tears instead of genetics and being a secret Space-Aryan monkey.
>Has to freeload in some old coot's shack in the middle of the goddamn ocean.
I'd get a fucking job.
Why? You've already got it made. Bullma is a multi-billionaire and shares the wealth with her bros. Bang your wife and travel the world, dude.
>>Being the most powerful human who ever lived,
theres tien how managed to hold off cell
and ubbu if you count him
Fuck my hot wife. Next question.
It is pretty entertaining.
I think Krillin does have a job, he just lives with Roshi because he'd rather not leave the old man alone on an island. Roshi sure as hell isn't going to take assisted living, no matter how hot the nurses are.
You think Tien meets up with the guys once a month for a beer or something?
Tien is technically an alien according to canon
Krillin is the most powerful human in the DBZ universe, confirmed by Toriyama. If these faggot seiyans hadn't shown up he'd have been wrecking the world tournament every year.
>Tien is technically an alien according to canon
since fucking when?
Fuck my android wife then play with my daughter to try to forget I'm the worlds strongest manlet.
I always played as Krillin in every game Dragon Ball game because his disc attack was almost always absurdly overpowered.
Be bored and have no idea what to do, so instead come to /a/ and post a thread asking people what they would do if they were me so I could go do it.
In the daizenshuu he is defined as an half triclops and half earthling.
databooks are crap
the databooks for one piece said sabo was dead.
>If you were Krillin what would you do today?
Fuck wife and daughter
be old as dirt
place a book on the 17's back while plowing 17 from behind
>Krillin runs the pub.
>You will never walk in every Saturday to find Krillin already has your pint and food ready for you.
>Krillin will never raz you into talking to the hot chick on the other side of the room.
>Krillin will never give you a few beers on the house because it's your birthday.
>You will never have a beer and watch the game with Krillin in his pub after closing time.
Life is suffering.
Well now. I'd Invite multiple old fat men to pound my wife into near death ecstasy because i wouldn't be able to do much because krillin penis
Krillin is by far the most powerful human alive. He's just weak next to superpowered gods from another world.
Don't forget he forged one of the most powerful attacks in the dbz universe, the destructo disk.
>implying krillin isn't packing fucking shenlon down there
get the fuck out of the thread yamcha, I'm warning you
file for a loan to open up a gym
Die because I can't breathe.
Why does all the 18 porn give her cowtits? Why do so many people like cowtits?
Because big tits are big tits.
I hate big tits. They are ugly and saggy and look deformed. Small-average and perky are the only way.
I'd run away far from anyone who could kill me and try to stay out of stupid bullshit so I don't die again.
I disagree wholeheartedly.
these guys know where it's at
They secretly want to be cows.
one of these us not like the other
you are right
not sure how that got in there
Krillin had that super hot not-bulma slut girlfriend before
Obviously he's packing heat
I like big tits
however I hate it when characters are drawn off-model (which is most of the time)
That's the thing, he's constantly shown to be scared and would do anything to get out of a dangerous situation, yet he's always the first human to take the risk.
Krillin is most honorable character.
>implying androids feed pleasure
bang my hot daughter
Kill all Australian wildlife.
Is krillin stronger than yamcha?
>I don't mean the whole she's actually a cyborg thing
>I mean she's human
Too bad he can't hit shit with it cause he's retarded.
Yamcha is actually the one that says Kuririn is the strongest amongst earthlings. So yeah,
the daizenshuus are compliations of various bits of data that toriyama had written down, and restructured into something readable.
the daizenshuus editor worked with AT on the entire series, so it has a lot more weight than most databooks.
They do make errors though, but then again, AT does too. Particularly with dates and hair colors.
I'd let Bulma create a clone of her and then let them fuse for maximum sexiness.
Should I read DBZ if I just want superpowers?
I liked Tower of God but it got shit really fast.
Why does everything Corean revolve around "women are/n't objects"..
The Daizenshuu say he has the blood of the third eye tribe in him but it still lists him as an Earthling. Either 1) He is mostly Earthling or 2) The Three Tribe is an Earthling race. And Kuririn is listed as the strongest amongst Earthlings.
I didn't know Krillin swung that way and with his wife's brother too!
Dragon Ball doesn't really revolve around super powers like that. I mean, yeah, they are super strong and all that but they don't do anything too interesting with their powers. People read it for its well done fighting choreography.
android 16 sounds just like himself.
>mw as a kid I thought Krillin was going to be the 6th dragonball because of his head
They get all the Dragonballs before they even meet Krillin though.
bang android 18 all day every day
>people say Tien is human
>guy with third eye that never closes
>guy who could grow extra arms (real arms)
>guy who could really split himself into clones
>this guy is somehow human
You know whats up. That shit thats being posted around lately with every character being big boobie women looks hideous, inhuman, and disgusting. Some people for some reason still have the mind of a 12-14 year old where big tits are appealing
No there's probably something wrong with your brain. Big tits mean that a woman is mature and ready to have children.
I think you're secretely gay.
Then what should I read for superpowers? And "School life" is excluded.
Screw any bitch I wanted, considering it seems I can get any bitch I want.
To be fair, a man without nose is even more strange than a man with third eye. Because with third eye you're just weird, but without nose......how the hell do you breath?
It's because Krillin is Asian and has a small, flat nose, so when Toriyama draws him he just skips the nose altogether.
Is it ever explained what the dots on his head are though? It's been a while.
I think it's because he was bitten, but I'm not sure.
>It's because Krillin is Asian and has a small, flat nose, so when Toriyama draws him he just skips the nose altogether.
Except he wins a battle in the first tournament because he doesn't have a nose.
Take a shit everywhere and suck my own dick.