If Hayate had a penis half of Midchilda would be pregnant.
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>If Hayate had a penis
you're talking about Subaru and Feito, right?
>Subaru and Nanoha
as always, Tia is just normal girl...
Such a shame she doesn't have a godly ass like Fate does
>Such a shame
Tia is the sex machine, she can rapes all 12 cyborgs + Subaru
ohh yeah... wheres my doujin for that?
It's hard to say really. She gets like 10 minutes of screentime in StrikerS, and spends 99% of A's in a wheelchair. She might very well have a dynamite ass.
>spends 99% of A's in a wheelchai
Flat ass must be flat.
more like plump ass must be plump
The female half, I assume?
I'm suprised Vita,Nanoha,Fate,Signum and Shamal aren't pregnant by now
Suzuka and Arisa too
Hayate-chan, do you best!
who? Didn't they die in A's?
why do you always hate Tia?
No. They got sent to Antarctica. Where they stopped an alien virus from invading the Earth.
because Hayate is much more superior
ironically enough, I'm too busy watching Nanoha to write that Subaru dickgirl story I promised 4chan a few days ago
That's okay, I'm doing it now.
StrikerS would have been perfect if they were magical girls in strikerS and the bad half of the cast of StrikerS died
>to write that Subaru dickgirl story
for some reason, I want to read that
where do you live?
>cast of StrikerS died
hey! Thanks Man
atleast we know they didn't die
They're all lesbians. This shouldn't be surprising.
Arisa and Suzuka are busy protecting the world from devastation.
what if Vita, Signum , Arisa, Subaru , Suzuka and other single characters will be have a Boyfriend?
And uniting all people within their nation?
Forgot about Hayate's dick, did we?
so Does Genya knew this?
WAIT!! STOP IT!!
Subaru's dick were more bigger
Denouncing the evils of truth and love?
Subaru doesn't blow by the gallon.
shamal? is that you?
Subaru's isn't real though
>Flat ass must be flat.
it doesn't work that way in anime...
Tissue graft. Temporary, but definitely real.
lol nice try
heaven or hell
dammit penguin why are you always on when I need to go to sleep?
Don't worry. It'll take me days to get this done. Always does.
Ho hum. Have a Hayate penis.
I thought you were writing a Nanoha/Fate/Hayate one. Or was that a different anon?
nope, that's not me either
god damn I just realized that there are so many people either writing Nanoha porn or planning to
I am. And that Subaru one was me too. I admit, it was a bit lack-lustre. I just churned it out in an hour because /a/ was bitching at me for not doing the NanoFateHayate one.
where's my doujin of 3 men who's harrassing Subaru?
Over in /y/ probably, where you belong.
dickgirl hayate relevant to my interests
target in sight, initiation mahou shoujou breaker, 3, 2, 1....
"Does this make my ass look bigger?"
She's a star light milker if you know what I mean
what a huge ass you got there
Suddenly, I am writings. Someone take over!
How the christ did we fill last night's thread?
Boy I sure do like these Hayate image dumps
(no seriously, I do)
I'd help I have more than enough to fill the thread it's just I need to wake up early today
As would I if my squirrels would stop failing.
Get an image dumper.
what do you mean
woof woof bark woof bark
woof bark woof bark bark woof bark woof
Why am I so SPICE?
Goddamn I love the character design in the Nanoha-verse, not too complicated, but everyone has their own thing going on.
perfect waifu in my opinion
I want to be in Hayate's Room so we can go BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
(and spend the night together, from then until forever)
You mean so she can BOOM BOOM BOOM you into tomorrow?
why is hayate so hot? I can't figure it out. I think she's the hottest out of all the girls.
It's the Kansai-ben
Who was gay first? Kana Ueda or Yagami Hayate?
Protip: Yagami backwards is I HAVE A HUGE COCK.
fuck, you're right
I've actually never watched the show, but now that I know she's voiced by Kana Ueda she's EVEN HOTTER. I didn't think that was possible.
every aspect of her, and her oh so fuckable voice
get back to /d/ guys
why is she such a hot planetary bombarder?
last image before I get to sleep, I should have gone to bed and hour ago god dammit
alot of female seiyuus are lesbians
i think he means just what he said
hayate: ************ BREAKER
planet: "ouch damnit"
or maybe we'll reach that point in s4.
>>If Hayate had a penis half of Midchilda would be pregnant.
Because in Japan; only the females are allowed to have penises.
I say we in the US make a MICHAEL BAY improvement on the way we make animation right now.
im so glad that Nana Mizuki and Mai Nakahara wasnt there
Pretend attention-whore lesbians.
I don't quite follow you. What are you proposing?
Nana Mizuki is surprisingly untouched by the SHEER GAY emanating from Yukari Tamura. And Mai Nakahara is already a massive homo.
lol Chiwa Saitou is the straightest though
err guys, it's just a seiyuu
they just want to get your attention duh
Which is basically the exact opposite of her role in StrikerS. How the hell can anyone act so blatantly gay without becoming just a little bit bi-curious? She must either be some kind of dumb or have anti-gay shielding or something.
Wow, dumb sentence.
if only ;__;
That's what I just said.
I was thinking about Mai Nakahara X Yuuichi (Vice VA) too.....
Bleh. Also, Mai-HiME also proved that pairing doesn't work. She and Ai Shizuma have some kind of not-a-relationship going on.
Read: BLATANT ATTEMPT AT FANSERVICE.
Even the manga says they're gay.
They mentioned Ami Koshimizu...damnit, she better not be gay.
>Mai-HiME also proved that pairing doesn't work.
that was different
ARIA > Nanoha > CLANNAD ,Mai and Yuuichi are always together
I wonder if she's al right... ;_;
but Chiwa Saitou isnt
>Kana Ueda...friends with benefits
Now we know where Hayate got her mindset from.
seiyuu fags ruined me
but it doesnt mean that they are really a couple
lol Nanoha and CLANNAD , Chiwa Saito is there too (ARIA)
Chiwa Saito is in ARIA?
For someone who's not gay, she certainly gets some choice roles...
what do you mean by that?
A perfect end to the best thread all morning.
same VA similar characters
Of course Yuuno would just be a member of Hayate's harem, rather then vice versa.
blame the choicer
Good thread, got a few new pics.
Well since I've emptied the Hayate tank twice in the past 24 hours, how about a little taste of that scene I'm working on right now? Beats starting a whole new thread with no spare pictures to post.