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If Hayate had a penis half of Midchilda would be pregnant.
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THREAD LOOKS MIGHTY FAMILIAR.

DEJA VU I GUESS
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>If Hayate had a penis

you're talking about Subaru and Feito, right?
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>>10033770
>Subaru and Nanoha
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>>10033814
as always, Tia is just normal girl...
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>>10033856
Such a shame she doesn't have a godly ass like Fate does
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>>10033951
>Such a shame

Tia is the sex machine, she can rapes all 12 cyborgs + Subaru

ohh yeah... wheres my doujin for that?
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>>10033951

It's hard to say really. She gets like 10 minutes of screentime in StrikerS, and spends 99% of A's in a wheelchair. She might very well have a dynamite ass.
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>>10034049
>spends 99% of A's in a wheelchai

Flat ass must be flat.
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>>10034067
more like plump ass must be plump
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The female half, I assume?
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>>10034355
obviously
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I'm suprised Vita,Nanoha,Fate,Signum and Shamal aren't pregnant by now
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>>10034388
Suzuka and Arisa too
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>>10034339
FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

Hayate-chan, do you best!
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>>10034399
who? Didn't they die in A's?
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>>10033856
>>10033951

why do you always hate Tia?
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>>10034407
No. They got sent to Antarctica. Where they stopped an alien virus from invading the Earth.
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>>10034414
because Hayate is much more superior
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>>10034407
uh, no

ironically enough, I'm too busy watching Nanoha to write that Subaru dickgirl story I promised 4chan a few days ago
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>>10034407

GTFO
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>>10034422
That's okay, I'm doing it now.

Apparently.
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>>10034399
StrikerS would have been perfect if they were magical girls in strikerS and the bad half of the cast of StrikerS died
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>>10034422
>to write that Subaru dickgirl story

for some reason, I want to read that
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>>10034443
where do you live?
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>>10034465
>cast of StrikerS died

2nd
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>>10034467
This?
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>>10034515
hey! Thanks Man
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atleast we know they didn't die
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>>10034388

They're all lesbians. This shouldn't be surprising.
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Arisa and Suzuka are busy protecting the world from devastation.
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>>10034527
lulz
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what if Vita, Signum , Arisa, Subaru , Suzuka and other single characters will be have a Boyfriend?
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>>10034569
And uniting all people within their nation?
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>>10034558
Forgot about Hayate's dick, did we?
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>>10034527
so Does Genya knew this?
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>>10034598
>>10034569

WAIT!! STOP IT!!
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>>10034597
Subaru's dick were more bigger
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>>10034598
Denouncing the evils of truth and love?
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>>10034641
Subaru doesn't blow by the gallon.
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>>10034555
shamal? is that you?
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>>10034641
Subaru's isn't real though
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>>10034680
say... wut?
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>>10034067
>Flat ass must be flat.
it doesn't work that way in anime...
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>>10034680
Tissue graft. Temporary, but definitely real.
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>>10034592
lol nice try
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cybernetic penis...

ouch
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heaven or hell

lets rock!
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dammit penguin why are you always on when I need to go to sleep?
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>>10034772
Don't worry. It'll take me days to get this done. Always does.

Ho hum. Have a Hayate penis.
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>>10034443
I thought you were writing a Nanoha/Fate/Hayate one. Or was that a different anon?

>>10034515
nope, that's not me either

god damn I just realized that there are so many people either writing Nanoha porn or planning to
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>>10034806
I am. And that Subaru one was me too. I admit, it was a bit lack-lustre. I just churned it out in an hour because /a/ was bitching at me for not doing the NanoFateHayate one.
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where's my doujin of 3 men who's harrassing Subaru?
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Pink?
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>>10034798
oh lawd
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>>10034860
Over in /y/ probably, where you belong.
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dickgirl hayate relevant to my interests
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>>10034913
target in sight, initiation mahou shoujou breaker, 3, 2, 1....
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"Does this make my ass look bigger?"
"Shit, yeah!"
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She's a star light milker if you know what I mean
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>>10035054
Umm.... wow

what a huge ass you got there
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Suddenly, I am writings. Someone take over!
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>>10035081
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How the christ did we fill last night's thread?
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Boy I sure do like these Hayate image dumps
(no seriously, I do)
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>>10035408
I'd help I have more than enough to fill the thread it's just I need to wake up early today
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>>10035439
As would I if my squirrels would stop failing.
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>>10035457
Get an image dumper.
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bark
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>>10035498
what do you mean
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woof woof bark woof bark
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woof bark woof bark bark woof bark woof
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Why am I so SPICE?
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Goddamn I love the character design in the Nanoha-verse, not too complicated, but everyone has their own thing going on.
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>>10035675
perfect waifu in my opinion
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Translation anyone?
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I want to be in Hayate's Room so we can go BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
(and spend the night together, from then until forever)
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>>10036095
You mean so she can BOOM BOOM BOOM you into tomorrow?
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why is hayate so hot? I can't figure it out. I think she's the hottest out of all the girls.
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>>10036151
It's the Kansai-ben
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>>10036151
Ueda Kana.
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>>10036220
Who was gay first? Kana Ueda or Yagami Hayate?

Protip: Yagami backwards is I HAVE A HUGE COCK.
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>>10036272
fuck, you're right
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>>10036194
>>10036220
I've actually never watched the show, but now that I know she's voiced by Kana Ueda she's EVEN HOTTER. I didn't think that was possible.
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>>10036151
every aspect of her, and her oh so fuckable voice
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get back to /d/ guys
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why is she such a hot planetary bombarder?
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>>10036684
a what?
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last image before I get to sleep, I should have gone to bed and hour ago god dammit
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>>10036272
alot of female seiyuus are lesbians
proof
>http://atemonai.blogspot.com/2008/02/seiyuu-profile-9-ito-shizuka-yuri-pimp.html
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>>10036720

i think he means just what he said
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>>10036720
hayate: ************ BREAKER
planet: "ouch damnit"

or maybe we'll reach that point in s4.
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>>If Hayate had a penis half of Midchilda would be pregnant.

Because in Japan; only the females are allowed to have penises.

I say we in the US make a MICHAEL BAY improvement on the way we make animation right now.
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>>10036768
im so glad that Nana Mizuki and Mai Nakahara wasnt there
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>>10036768
Pretend attention-whore lesbians.

>>10036797
>MICHAEL BAY
I don't quite follow you. What are you proposing?

>>10036807
Nana Mizuki is surprisingly untouched by the SHEER GAY emanating from Yukari Tamura. And Mai Nakahara is already a massive homo.
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>>10037023
ZOMG RETOAST
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>>10036768
lol Chiwa Saitou is the straightest though
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fukken furry
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err guys, it's just a seiyuu

they just want to get your attention duh
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>>10037072
Which is basically the exact opposite of her role in StrikerS. How the hell can anyone act so blatantly gay without becoming just a little bit bi-curious? She must either be some kind of dumb or have anti-gay shielding or something.

Wow, dumb sentence.
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>>10037084
if only ;__;
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>>10037091
That's what I just said.
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I was thinking about Mai Nakahara X Yuuichi (Vice VA) too.....
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Shari!

Not Shau'ri.
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>>10037135
Bleh. Also, Mai-HiME also proved that pairing doesn't work. She and Ai Shizuma have some kind of not-a-relationship going on.

Read: BLATANT ATTEMPT AT FANSERVICE.
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Even the manga says they're gay.
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>>10036768
They mentioned Ami Koshimizu...damnit, she better not be gay.
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>>10037175
>Mai-HiME also proved that pairing doesn't work.

that was different

ARIA > Nanoha > CLANNAD ,Mai and Yuuichi are always together
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I wonder if she's al right... ;_;
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>>10037218
but Chiwa Saitou isnt
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>>10037277
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>>10036768
>Kana Ueda...friends with benefits

Now we know where Hayate got her mindset from.
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seiyuu fags ruined me
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>>10037277
but it doesnt mean that they are really a couple

lol Nanoha and CLANNAD , Chiwa Saito is there too (ARIA)
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>>10037421
Chiwa Saito is in ARIA?
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>>10037457
she's Aika...
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Kana Ueda
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>>10037482
For someone who's not gay, she certainly gets some choice roles...
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>>10037575
what do you mean by that?
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win
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>>10037619
A perfect end to the best thread all morning.
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>>10037559
same VA similar characters
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>>10037084
Of course Yuuno would just be a member of Hayate's harem, rather then vice versa.
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>>10037575
blame the choicer
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Good thread, got a few new pics.
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Well since I've emptied the Hayate tank twice in the past 24 hours, how about a little taste of that scene I'm working on right now? Beats starting a whole new thread with no spare pictures to post.



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