Nisio Isin, the writer of novels such as Bakemonogatari and Nekomonogatari. Is there a way for anyone to contact him? It is my dream to speak with him. It is the age of dreams after all.
Can you break your neck at 90 degree angles?
If not, then don't bother.
in your dreams, anon. he's been granted anonymity by the yakuza. you'd never be able to track him down.
This is my real dream, anon. I won't die until I have a conversation with Nisio Isin. I won't, die.
> I won't, die.
famous last words
Anything would help.
A blog, email address, profile on some site. My life depends on this. I need to talk with Nisio Isin.
Not as far as I know. Contact his editors.
Help me find Nisio please
That's a pretty good plan. If this works I will barge into your room and kiss you.
Yeah, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org
Are you going to send him pictures of your genitals anon? Don't do that.
Send him a letter c/o his publisher or something.
Why exactly do you want to talk to him? I like Monogatari but I don't really care about him.
No, I need to get into an actual conversation with him. I have my reasons.
Well, it's not really Monogatari that I'm interested in. It's one of his other series. I need to ASK him something personally.
Don't you hurt them, anon.
I am Nisio Isin. What do you want to ask me?
Don't worry. I will never hurt innocent Japanese people.
You are not the real Nisio Isin. BEGONE FOUL BEAST. Go back to the depths of hell, you fake!
I will find the real Nisio Isin someday. It is the age of dreams
omg is it rly him ?!
There's more value in a fake.
OP here. Can I suck your penis?
Meet me at Mr. Donut.
IT'S REALLY HIM
If you are Nisio Isin, then I am a cute little girl with pigtails and a frilly dress.
You sound very cute then.
I've heard that he is a great donuts junkie like Homer Simpson. Lure him with that
seems to be true >>100336225
I know for a fact that this >>100336375 guy isn't Nisio Isin. First of all, he's speaking English. and he thinks I'm cute
Japanese people learn English in school.
You are very cute, anon.
Prove to us you're him.
You have to trust me.
Alright, then who is the first character you ever wrote? Answer in 30 seconds.