Tell Yui a bedtime store.
WHEN I WAS
One time I masturbated to you.
It was awful.
You ruined the lives of everyone forced to take care of you
especial Ui who could have done ANYTHING
"Onii-chan, I had a bad dream"
You blink your eyes and pull up on your elbows. Your clock glows red in the darkness - it's 3:23. "Do you want to climb into bed and tell me about it?"
The oddness of the situation wakes you up more fully. You can barely make out your imouto's pale form in the darkness of your room. "Why not, sis?"
"Because in my dream, when I told you about the dream, the thing wearing the dakimakura's cover sat up"
For a moment, you feel paralyzed; you can't take your eyes off your imouto. The covers behind you begin to shift.
Once upon a time, there was an ugly Mio.
Mio was so ugly that everyone died.
FUCK NOT AGAIN
You're going to grow up to be a slut like all your friends except Azuna
"I know I'm old, anon... My motherboard buzzes and pops loudly whenever I'm running... It'll probably short out soon...
But I want you to know... the time we spent together... I loved every minute of it.
...I wish I could keep going for you. I wish I could run all the new software for you. All the new games... I wish I could play 1080p videos without stuttering... but I can't.
And that's why... that's why I understand... I'll understand that when I go, you'll need to get a new computer. It's okay... The most important thing to me... is that you're happy...
And that's why I'll keep working for now... So please... just for now... be patient with me. I might get overstressed and crash a lot. I might forget what I'm doing and terminate your programs. But if you save often, it'll be okay... right? It'll be okay and you can keep letting me work for you until my last breath...
Maybe... Maybe you could even use some of my parts? I know you upgraded my video card a couple of years ago... It's probably out-of-date by now, but if you could use it in a new computer... that would make me happy... It'd be like I was still working hard for you... But if you don't... that's okay, too. I understand...
It hurts... It h-hurts, anon... no, no, I'm okay. I don't have to go. Not yet... I still have some time left. So please... use me... let me work for you... until the very last moment... my darling..."
You're not Yoshi
something something something >rape
>Nakadashi means comind inside a woman
JUST SAY CREAMPIE
Once upon a time there was a retard who wanted a bedtime story.
And now I'm going to rape you.
No one can tell you how dying is going to feel. It could present the worst pain imaginable...there's simply no way to relay to the living what it's like.
But you can be certain of one thing: You're going to die, and in all likelihood, it's going to feel horrible.
Do you hate knowledge?
There is a monster under your bed that eats small children
>disrespecting lil cheetus
there once was a man named anon
who with you really wanted to get it on
off came his clothes
as his penis arose
the night is darkest just before the dawn
once upon a time u were qt
then u got more qt
but u r always living in mugi's qt shadow
now ur gonna live forever
Once upon a time, Yui was walking home from school, she said goodbye to her friends and took a shortcut in an alley. Three big black men named Jamal, Mambungo, and W.E.B. Du Bois stopped Yui and asked "'Ey gurl. U want sum fuk?" which Yui said "My sister told me not to talk to strangers". So she kept walking home but the trio of nignogs followed her home. I forgot how it ended but here is an illustration.
hey yui, I have a great idea for this bedroom store
Can I use my penis to do so?
Jesus fucking christ guys, this is a demented thread.
Once upon a time, there was an ametuer guitarist who had a guitar that was way to good for her skill level. Her peer was so jealous that she acted like a bitch all the way through the second season. the end.
It is true that I have sent six bullets through the head of my best friend, and yet I hope to shew by this statement that I am not his murderer. at first I shall be called a madman...
Once upon a time there was a girl name Yui she was worst k-on The End
That is terrifying
The first time I got boner I thought it was A disease and I cried all day. The end
Is this show worth starting at this point or did I miss the boat as far as /a/ discussion?
For example, Haruhi is completely fucking dead now. I never thought that would happen.
It's very love or hate. We still have threads a few times a week, but it's not like Madoka or Evangelion level of lingering.
Base on a true story
afterwards Yui decides to commit sudoku by pouring Methamphetamine into her tea cup
If you like moe SoLs then of course it's worth it and we still get k-on threads, I see at least one everyday.
Thank you, I laughed heartily.
Why would I waste a pie on a woman?