My girlfriend has become obsessed with Penguindrum. She's watched it four times now and wants to dress like Himari and have plushes of all the penguins. I'm afraid she's going to turn weeby over it. She's never showed this much interest in an anime before but now I can't get her to watch anything else. What do?
Give her your survival strategy
tell her LETS DESTINY
then give her the D
also kill yourself
Show her Utena, it might cure her shit taste
show her other shit?
Fuck you guys.
But I fucking hate Utena, only the movie is barely watchable.
Keep digging OP
get her one of the plushes then use it as a pillow you put under her ass to lift her pelvic region up and fuck the shit out of her while the opening theme is playing in the background you faggot
No, really, kill yourself, blogging piece of shit.
What part of sudoku didn't you understand?
Stop making shitty threads on /a/, stop thinking, feel, tanasinn.
>dress like Himari and have plushes of all the penguins
Hate to break it to you, but official outfits and plushes are extremely expensive by now.
You can get Chinese bootlegs and knock-offs but they'll be trash. Not that they wouldn't suit her though.
Take her to the aquarium to see the penguins. What would you rather she watch?
>he has a girlfriend
>kill yourself because I don't like your socially acceptable lifestyle choices while I ignore the rest of your post
Stay classy /a/
We haven't seen a video uploaded of your suicide yet
Then show her Lady Oscar
I don't have a problem with your life choices, but you really should kill yourself for not liking Utena.
>I fucking hate Utena
Kill yourself faggot.
Fucking hate that fucking song goddamn. I've heard it so many times now.
She found one of those lolita type outfits but it's sold out. Now she wants to get one commissioned by a cosplayer. I mean, it's her money, I guess.
I'd rather her watch something we could watch together. She's only into mahou shoujo, though.
Normalfag please go
Madoka? Nanoha? CCS?
I'm not even him, I just roll my eyes every time you autists sperg out over someone being normal instead of having to adhere to 3DPD like everyone would be happy having a fucking waifu
>She's only into mahou shoujo, though.
so watch Nanoha or Madoka with her.
>She's only into mahou shoujo though.
I'm not seeing a problem here
Please leave her, the relationship is doomed to fail.
Only 2D girls will stay with you for life.
Then cure your shit taste, asshole.
what was that?
Princess Tutu is the only right choice. CCS and Precure are too long and the rest is for pedo otakus only
We don't expect everyone to like 2D. We just expect everyone ON /a/ to like 2D. There are plenty of forums for your kind whether you are a normalfag or you are a legbeard pig from tumblr.
Then you can get fuck out. Everyone wins!
I really can't watch anymore girly shit, though. I sat through a Sailor Moon musical for this woman. Don't ask too much from me. I honestly regret getting her interested in anime in the first place.
>CCS and Precure are too long and the rest is for pedo otakus only
There is a chance he isn't trolling. There is a chance that normalfag people like this actually come on /a/.
It doesn't matter if you hate the song. You should be too busy filling her ham wallet to listen to a song
You can like both, you know.
I've been here since 2007. Goodluck getting rid of me.
At least she has good taste.
How the fuck are you complaining?
>I'm afraid she's going to turn weeby over it.
Got news for you ya bud. She already has gone all weeby.
Just give her the D.
No, he's clearly trolling if he says the rest are for pedos but CCS isn't. I mean, c'mon.
>But I fucking hate Utena
Please leave this board and never return.
Next time pick a girl far younger than you so that your maturity levels match.
You brought everything that comes after this phrase upon yourself
But Utena is shit, especially that fucking movie where SHE TURNS INTO A FAGGOT CAR
>There is a chance that normalfag people like this actually come on /a/.
Have you seen an SnK thread?
0/10. Apply yourself OP.
CCS was aimed to little girls but just like Precure, it had fanservice aimed to lolicons and it developed a huge following among them. Nanoha and Madoka are franchise openly aimed to male otakus. How many little girls watch cartoons at late night?
Stop blogging, you stupid prick.
Nobody gives a fuck about your vapid existence.
Not him but Utena is pretty overrated. I dropped it around ep 19. It just got so repetitive.
>he doesn't like girly shit
Do you even little girl?
I fucking hate Utena
GET THE FUCK OUT. /a/ is my comfort zone where girlfriends don't exist
I watch some anime, but I usually don't hang out here. Probably should have gone to /adv/, y'all seem kinda crazy, no offense.
How can I get it up with that fucking off key whining shit playing?
I mean, I kind of liked it the first time I watched it, but I like more action filled anime.
God, she's going to start speaking broken Japanese next.
Shit is too girly and the ending was stupid. Sorry.
Your taste is the worst and you don't understand symbolism. So I feel bad for you.
>I really can't watch anymore girly shit
hahahahah I really can't believe this. WOW. I guess you have problems with your masculinity.
I'm actually feeling sorry for you now.
>How can I get it up with that fucking off key whining shit playing?
Why are you faggots feeding this blatant, obvious troll?
>I mean, I kind of liked it the first time I watched it, but I like more action filled anime.
That's okay, someday your tastes will change anon.
And at least she isn't a homestuck fan.
>Have you seen an SnK thread?
Yeah but you can chalk it up to them being new and just getting into things. So, it bearable.
>God, she's going to start speaking broken Japanese next.
Yes, yes she is. I really hope she turns into one and her stories end up on /cgl/.
We got baited hard.
She sure sounds like your average homestuck fan, maybe she just hasn't actually looked into it yet.
>but I like more action filled anime
I had to put up with my boyfriend keeping a hockey game on in the background with no vibrator on hand to help out.
>I like more action filled anime
Perhaps you should take your problems to Toonami Generals on /co/.
>you don't understand symbolism
The movie is about sexual identity, puberty and relationships, but the whole thing is a mess, the only thing it has going for it is cinematography, but there's more to film than pretty pictures.
I don't think the average homestuck fan could appreciate Pingudrum.
Get the fuck out of here with this normalfag blogshit.
I think the average homestuck fan could appreciate Penguinedrum, they just would be completely incapable of not acting like a weaboo faggot for some time afterwards.
Just report and move on.