You are not allowed to sleep until your waifu is posted!
nukes don't count.
I don't wanna sleep yet.
Go to bed oldfags.
So I can't sleep until she is posted, but I don't have to go to bed right now? And nukes don't count?
fuck you, I'm not ready yet
Mai waifu is from a rather obscure jrpg and will never be posted.
good night seibafags
>1 episode waifu
Holy shit people like that don't exist do they?
You beat me to it
How obscure we talking?
go to bed, justice-fags
Wow, the animation has improved so much since episode 2.
Let's get the other megucafags to bed too
postingu a daughteru just in case
Thank you anon, I needed to rest.
No Osaka no life.
Oh dear god, no one will ever get mine. I'm staying up all night.
Ryuko is the only waifu that I havent searched any hentai of.
Mostly because her tits arent that large and she doesnt seem very willing to perform any sexual favors.
Sorry to rain on the parade.
but if you do that, i'll get eliminated too
Well that was quick.
Oh god, why does homu look like that?
Don't make me turn this into a Osaka thread.
Better go to sleep then-
OP said "You are not allowed to sleep until your waifu is posted!", I don't necessarilly have to go to bed if you post my waifu.
Fuck, you caught my waifu.
I hate it when people post turtle.
I always wondered...how come people take characters from recent series and claim them their waifus.
Does this mean they never, ever had waifus before? Did they just start watching anime and are fucking newfags? Or do they switch waifus which is just a fucking disgrace.
Either way, having cuntbags like Yuno Gasai as a waifu, makes you a pleb
tri-Ace, so sort of outside the mainstream but not truly unknown or hipster-obscure.
Did I get anyone
It's called "love at first sight".
I've been struggling with something and it's sort of awkward, but. I know people are always saying you are a pleb if you have multiple waifus, but that makes me feel like if I take a strong interest in a newer girl, I have to "divorce" my old waifu.
Which tends to be infatuation before they get a new one next season.
itt: newniggers don't know what a waifu is.
Don't worry about it, from the sound of it you've never had a waifu to begin with. Once you find her, you will know.
Exactly, a la;
I prefer to have hope that some Anon somewhere is taking the first steps into the glory of waifudom, instead of being a seasonal manwhore.
Perhaps they found that one special grill that fills that void in their heart in a recent series.
Something like 15 years later and I'm STILL FUCKING MAD.
Suicide because I'm tired. I know I'm taking several of you with me.
Having a waifu from recent series is logically nothing good, because you are either: 1. a pleb switching waifus like socks, 2. a newfag
Don't know, I mean I didn't know I loved my waifu until a few months ago and I knew about her for years.
It sounds like you don't know what a real waifu is any more than >>100328337 does.
As mai waifu isn't from a mango, I must do the only honorable thing and commit sudoku. I wonder. Will I dream?
As much as I love 7, I would never waifu her. It would be too awkward, like waifuing your secretary.
Why is it impossible for a person to have watched anime for ages and only recently fall in love with a girl from a recent series?
HEy guys I have multiple waifus. Do I wait until all my waifu are posted to go to bed or go to bed once one of my many waifus are posted? ty
How about killing yourself?
In that case you take one sleeping pill dose per waifu.
whoa wats wit the hostility?
you are probably one of those fags that switched to (pick any meguka) as soon as Madoka came out
kill yourself because you are a disgusting person.
I've never switched waifus, and I don't have a madoka waifu.
Switching is an abomination, having a recent waifu isn't a crime as long as the love is real, and you're a massive fag who still doesn't know what a waifu is.
Come on man suicide I know you're awake.
you are the one who doesn't know what waifu is, if you cheer somebody changing their older waifus for newer just because they are "better"
It's hard to know that I'll never smoke with the Keions. Or at least be with them.
You can always assume.
>if you cheer somebody changing their older waifus for newer
>Switching is an abomination
Christ, learn to read.
>Switching is an abomination, having a recent waifu isn't a crime as long as the love is real, and you're a massive fag who still doesn't know what a waifu is.
Go to sleep kiddies
>implies you don't know what waifu is based on no argument
gr8 b8 m8
Am I allowed to have a waifu without the delusion that she's real?
What happened to posting other anon's waifu's?
The thread collapsed into a shitstorm
Too much work to do tonight to even be allowed to sleep. So have a merry nightmare.
Shitposters entered this thread.
Look who's talking, Impostortrash.
half of those posts arent my, you cretin.
what a moron.
Time to sleep, you can send those emails some other time.
Good night colorful anon
Usually posts like that quote all cancerous posts in the thread, regardless of whether or not they were by one person or not. He's not a moron, it just means you're not the only lowlife shit in the thread.
Most people here seem to understand that already.
You will be sent straight to hell for your shit taste.
Guys guys guys calm down. Waifu is just a concept. It doesn't matter if someone has multiple waifus.
The fate of love rests in my hands. I shall not rest until I succeed.
that shit taste
But I thought you were my friend...
>It doesn't matter if someone has multiple waifus.
Please stop spreading this lie anon.
Good night, Monogatari fans with exquisite taste.
Defying your waifu for 3D. For shame, blue. FOR SHAME!
But the turtle is a he
Just because I am allowed to sleep doesn't mean I have to sleep.
But he's right. It doesn't matter at all.
You can make up whatever rules you want for imaginary girlfriends.
No one has ever posted my waifu in these threads before ever.
I will give you a one word hint.
Please put me to sleep, /a/.
How many nerds had to die so they could make him that sweater?
Am I allowed to post my own waifu?
It's called suicide anon. But yes
Where is this from?
Ace of diamond.
I always had a problem with these threads because I can't sleep without fapping first.
Back when this shit started I thought you were all a bunch of ridiculous faggots. For years I saw waifuism as cancerous stupid shit. I never wanted a waifu. Have you heard that true love only comes to you when you stop looking for it? Well it's like that.
You've posted my waifu, but when I watched Nichijou I wasn't looking for a 2D character to love. I thought it was silly. But throughout the course of watching the show, she captured my heart. I always looked forward to next week's bad joke or heartwarming friendship moment. By the time the series was over I realized I genuinely missed her. I really loved her character. I didn't "take her as a waifu;" she stole my heart.
Got me. Night everyone.
Same here, but I am going down in a blaze of glory!
Go to bed /jp/
I needed some sleep, anyway.
Nukes don't count.
boku no karuta!
But OP said nukes don't count!
Guess I gotta sleep now. It's been real thread.
Ah, you are right. Then Marisa and I shall take our leave and go to bed. Good night too you all.
Are you fucking kidding me
All according to keikaku
This proves that tactics are much more useful than pure power and with >>100333324 I take my leave.
Good night /a/.
this is looking troubling for me. My waifu is only ever posted in nukes.
yip yip yip
Blue, your gif broke.
>have common waifu
>gets posted every time
Cripple fuckers with good taste please go
No Majikoi's here is depressing. make me sleep you guys
why is it always the shitty vectors that get posted on /a/
'Bitch but Best Bitch
Time for bed, anon
Don't wake here when you get in bed.
I'm actually in the same position as her while browsing /a/
>Have a waifu that everybody in /a/ knows
>nobody posts her
To the one other guy in this thread going to bed: Ha, Your great taste has been your downfall.
What a cutie.
She's not even my waifu.
I didn't think this would happen, I don't want to go to bed.
GOT YOU YOU BASTARD!
Nor do I, but do you really want to keep her waiting?
I don't have a waifu but the girl closest to a waifu would never be posted.
Here's a hint she's tsundere, but tsundere didn't exist in 1999.
Oh you're so close
>tfw you're waifu never is posted
i feel like this is only for me
Hint: /a/ hates her.
You went totally off track anon.
She likes books you see.
I'm sure there is at least one of you
The love for my waifu transcends boards and 2D
Normally I wouldn't do this but since the rules say I can't go to sleep until my waifu is posted and it doesn't actually specify when I have to go to sleep I'll suicide now so I can go to bed in a few hours.
I HAVE YOU!
Fuck you :(
nukes are a necessary evil
pls someone post her before i start on my backlog
Transcend you ass back to >>>/v/
And I'm safe as always.
Go to sleep bookworms.
She's so often claimed as being an overly popular waifu but whenever I come to these threads with the desire to sleep she isn't here.
I'm tired, so suiciding
Another Hint: The anime aired in Spring 2013.
This is the only Emi image I have.
I'm fucking tired
For a second I thought that was from Karin.
She can read you like an open book
No more tears, only sleep now.
I know I'm taking at least one of you down with me
Off to bed now, I feel the same way when I see these threads anon
Well there i go
I just want to be with my waifu ;_;
I know Vomit Tan is someone's waifu, she's gotta be
It's okay, Anon.
We'll be with our waifus in the end; whether in Heaven or in our final dying dreams.
Until then we have each other.
Also, my waifu never gets posted outside bombs.
Come on, she's positively pleb tier, you guys.
well, my waifu never gets posted, again i'll have to persona myself to bed.
for the one guy out there
>or in our final dying dreams
But, what if I die in a violent and sudden manner, where I'm not even given the chance to have final dying dreams?
Your brain still shuts off, anon.
It may only be for a few attoseconds, but for you it'll feel like an eternal paradise.
You won't even notice when it stops
Offing myself because I need to sleep.
Dammit,I just gonna make some anon to sleep and i just woke up,Whelp time to drink that knock out tea
I know anon is around, he might've seen.
go 2 bed
Best Saki coming through.
Go to bed, those with great taste
Wow my waifu hasn't been posted yet? I thought on /a/ she was pretty popular
I'm thinking the same thing.
Am I getting so old that people have forgotten mai waifu?
I will never forget her.
Wrong wrong. I have a blatantly obvious hint in my post.
Enofags please leave
there has got to be someone.
Hah! You fools have yet to post my eldritc---- waifu.
suicide later bros
She'll rape you in dimensions you didn't even know you had, anon.
Got me, night anons.
I know you are here, go to bed guys.
Thanks, my fellow Osaka lovers. I never thought that she would be one of the first in the thread.
It's been 7 years. Waifu for life.
Here's one for the mubrubs.
My waifu has a sword, what, too many people have swords? Well surely no one have swords in modern times, or at least, ones that can be seen in normal circumstances
Go to bed /a/non
she can never be yours
Oh, fine, a million Type-moon girls and no best Girl.
Suicide, I guess.
God damn niggas post her already.
Uh no, I don't even know who she is
I can't rest knowing there's someone so rude on /a/
not losing to the suicides
not losing to the nukes
not losing to the exhaustion nor to sleepless nights
with a strong body
unfettered by desire
never losing patience
always quietly waiting
every day four waifu threads
and new girls to like
in each season
count you're waifu last and post others before you
watching and reading, and enjoying
and never forgetting
in the blue of the thread of the board of the site
being in a little unnoticed post
if there is a sick anon to the east
going and saying "she would understand"
if there is a tired anon to the west
going and asking him to give us a hint
if there is a mechafag to the south
going and saying "there's no use to trying here"
if there is a normalfag or a troll to the north
telling them to leave off with such waste
when moot post, shedding tears of sympathy
when the mod are asleep, lurking upset
called anonymous by everyone
without giving hints
without giving up
such an /a/non
I want to become
Not him but she's the first person I thought of too.
For all one of you. She wouldn't want you to overexert yourself.
well good night /a/
Not like my waifu is ever pos-
Well, fuck. 'Night /a/
Should go to bed. Suicide.