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Why this shit is always in anime? Why not churros or lemon pie?
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These are more expensive and look more appealing.
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It's more 美味しそう
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Fuck, the strawberry one looks so tasty, I wanna eat that
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Jesus Christ I want some ice cream right now
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Churros is much more good apealling and tasty
Parfait is a sweet for rich pussys.
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>>100311550
Japan doesn't have much of a Mexican/Spanish influence. That seems fairly obvious.
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>>100311550

Don't forget cream-puffs, strawberry cheesecake, and crepes.

Any other popular deserts aside from the above 3 which cover some 80% of anime desserts?
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What is a parfait? Is it like ice cream? or cake? What does it taste like?

Sorry for sounding ignorant, I'm not a fan of sweets and don't eat them too often.
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>>100312447
Goddamn I want to eat one of these so badly
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Why do japs never eat/drink while walking?
You'd think with how busy they always are they would save some time
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>>100312341
yeah, japs do not like latinos
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>>100312341
How much longer til they become enlightened and realize that Mexican food is the best food
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>>100312699
I guess toast in mouth is the exception here
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>>100312667
It's ice cream with fruits. But in japanese version they put azuki and biscuit.
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>>100312699
It's just part of the culture. It's considered to be rude, like you're not respecting the work that was put into the food... or something along those lines.
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>>100312341
That's kind of funny, because there are an awful lot of Asians in South America. Brazil in particular's a favored chink spot.
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Alright, new idea for an anime.

Girl is late for school. She's in a hurry, but she's hungry. She slides something into the toaster as she gets ready.

The next scene is of her running down the street, carrying something in her mouth. But it's not toast. Instead it's a poptart

Would you watch it?
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Holy shit, Amerifats truly are disgusting and uncultured. Don't you feel ashamed for taking part in this thread? I know I do.
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>>100312699
Because in their culture it's vulgar
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>>100312942
They do eat while walking, you just never see it because it's harder to animate.
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>>100313078
It seems to be getting more popular, but it still feels rare compared to the rest of the world.
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>>100312980
>Brazil
>Related to Mexifaggots
Vai se fuder, hamburgordo.
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>>100312687
I went to the asian market and got one of these with the ice cream inside and everything.
They're nothing special.
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>>100313031
>Poptarts
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>100313031
>toasting a Pop-Tart and immediately putting it in your mouth
>toasting a Pop-Tart, period
She would be dead
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Nips don't know what the fuck a churro is ese
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>there will never be a anime where a cute Mexican schoolgirl runs out of her house with a churro in her mouth and is immediately gunned down by the local drug cartel
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>>100313342

I have no idea what a churro is an I'm a euro
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>>100313031
Why not just leave with the TOASTER in her mouth? It's a win/win situation.
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>>100313031
>running with a hot PopTart in her mouth

The thing would scald her tongue then fall apart.
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>>100313441
They're like crunchy sugar donuts.
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>>100313441
They're popular in Spain and Portugal, anon. That's a poor excuse.
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>>100313031
>a girl is late for school so she runs out with magma in her mouth
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>>100313031
I'm Asian and I have never even handled a Poptart in my entire life. I don't even know how they look
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>>100313626

Sucks to be you.

>best flavor
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>Churros with chocolate sauce
Holy shit muh pancreas
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>>100313513

I'd cream fill those if you know what I mean.
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>>100313513
wow sugar coated sticks

Mexicans sure have a great imagination
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>>100313691
>not smores
get out
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>>100313691
That's not marshmallow hot chocolate.
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>>100313575
>>100313505
>>100313328
What if it turns out that's a pivotal plot point, and that later on, you discover she's invulnerable to extreme heat?

>>100313626
Poptarts change appearance based on how much your parents cared about you.

If your parents love you, they looked like this.
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>>100312341
Japan and Mexico share wrestlers and boxers all the time
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>>100313691
That looks disgusting
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>>100313691

They have five dozen fucking flavors and each one of them is better than strawberry.
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>>100313725
>smores

MAH NIGGA
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>>100313691
>Strawberry
That's the vanilla of pop-tarts.
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>>100313745
Mine's looked like this
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>>100313691
>best flavor
>not Wild Berry

Once again anon proves to have shit taste
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>>100313723
they are deep fried, crispy outside and soft inside
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>>100312687
>Not Cream cheese
Is SHIT
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>>100313745
I think it's because Poptarts aren't available where I live.
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>>100313691
Pop tarts suck. They're way too sugary in a bad way.
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>arguing about poptarts

They're all shit.
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>>100313827
Like my penis?
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>>100313031
Superior version
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>>100313745
if your parents loved you, you would never have eaten a single poptart since they would give you real food to eat.
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>>100313825
That shit looks radioactive.
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>>100311550
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The best flavor is gingerbread. Too bad it only comes out near Christmas time.
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>>100313723
They're like donuts, but long and star shaped so it has greater surface area to get deep-fried.

They're not bad.
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>>100313881
No, there's a difference between an unwashed penis looking deep-fried and something that's deep-fried
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>>100313892
It's so fucking good, it gets radioactivity from all the radios sponsoring that shit. It's THAT fucking good.
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>>100313432
And waste a perfect sex slave with bullets?
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Best girl
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>>100313891
That's not what the commercials told me when I was growing up, anon.

And I'm pretty sure that kid on the rad skateboard knows a little more about being cool than you do, pal.
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>>100313513
How much is one of this?
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I'm from eastern europe and those kinds of sundaes with fruit and wafers are enormously popular, basically being what everyone gets when you're at a café or at the beach

That, and the fact that Japanese cuisine tends to emphasise appearance as much taste (hence the ridiculously complex bento boxes out there), it makes sense that they'd pick a fancy sundae over a piece of pie or whatever
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>>100314000
I was actually one of those kids on the rad skateboard.

Ok well not really but I was in an oatmeal commercial once.
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>>100314018
A dollar. They're bigger than that too.
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>>100314000
Hey, I'm the rad kid and I did it for the money
I actually prefer Hot Pockets.
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>>100314023
>I'm from eastern europe and those kinds of sundaes with fruit and wafers are enormously popular
It's called a parfait, Anon.
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>>100313691
Cinnamon is best.
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>>100313987
>natural and artificial flavor
Surely people don't really eat this shit?
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>>100314000
that's why americans eat shit and die obese from heart attacks, because they allow commercials targeted at little kids
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>>100314018
Depends on how good you want it.

>>100314074
>>100314049
What? I wanted to be you guys when I grew up.

How did you end up on /a/ with the rest of us?

Also, post the commercials
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>>100313937
Is this image real, buddy?
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>>100313987
>tfw no matter how hard you try either the center is still cold or you burn the edges
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>>100314131

You're damn right I eat this shit.
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>>100314148
>implying anime isn't totally radical to the max
Get with the times, nerd.
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>>100314121

Cinnamon is ass tier.
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>>100314136
In most countries, you die from not eating enough.
In the western world, you die from eating too much.

If that's not something to be proud of, then I don't know what is.

>>100313987
>Using 2 frosting packs instead of just 1
>Doing it with the 2nd to last strudel so your family is stuck with the icingless strudel
They had their suspicions, but I always got away with it.
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>>100314192
>not owning a toaster oven
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>>100314192
>not liking the edges crispy
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>>100314148
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JGfGBMshy0U&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJGfGBMshy0U

I was the kid that jumped over the chink kid at the very start.
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>>100314192
You're supposed to go full yandere and stab it with a fork
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>>100314268
What's it like having a literal taste for shit? Because that what every other poptart is in comparison to cinnamon.
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>people on /a/ RIGHT NOW that can't realize that plain strawberry is god tier in poptarts.
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>>100314183
Of course it is, KnK ep. 6
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>>100314148
Have your mother live vicariously through you at a young age and be forced to sit through dozens of auditions and be yelled at when you didn't make it.

Then finally make your parents ease off when you try to kill yourself by downing the contents of their medicine cabinet at 14.

shit sucked, man

funny part: accidently included 8 of my mother's birth control tablets with my death-cocktail
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>>100314323

Anon this commercial was made in 2011.
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>>100314192

>not putting the toaster halfway as if you were lightly toasting bread, then finishing it for like 10-30 seconds in the microwave so the center gets good and hot
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>>100314394
I thought we were all little girls?
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>>100314120
I know, and we call them melbas here. I just figured sundae would be the easiest for the amerifats posting pop-tarts to grasp
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>>100314018
I guess it's a crime here to get less than three by a dollar, but there's no scale on the pic so I can't say how big they're (also I can't see if you get something inside of them like fudge or that shit half brown that I don't remember)
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>>100314313
I don't have the budget for one yet.
>>100314322
There's a difference between crispy and blackened. And blackened is something I won't stand for. Don't like blackened meat, toast, marshmallows, etc. It's gotta be that perfect golden brown.
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>>100314369

...

Do... do they... do they REALLY make poptarts without the frosting?

What the FUCK is wrong with you? Why would you eat that shit?
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>>100314388
>funny part: accidently included 8 of my mother's birth control tablets with my death-cocktail
Sounds pretty badass, anon.

I hope things got a little better for you after that at least.

>>100314323
>the chink kid
They're ALL chink kids.

>>100314394
And he's still using a flipphone?

I thought that was japan, not africa.
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>>100314443
That's not a girl in the commercial.
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>>100314369
My nigga.
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>>100314520

My parents would buy unfrosted strawberry. The rules was that we had to eat an unfrosted one before we got any of the good ones.
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>>100314553
I think I'd know if I had a dick down there, bud.
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>>100314369
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>>100314369
>>100314576
That's really sad.
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>>100314388
>8 of my mother's birth control tablets
Seeing as you took more than one you'll probably never get pregnant
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>>100314369
literally Hitler
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>>100314552

Don't you watch anime? Flip phones are popular as hell in Japan.
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>>100314552
>Chink
>Blonde

>Chink
>Black
I don't think so.
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>>100314427
That's worth looking into, thanks anon.
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>>100311550
It looks like there's some period blood in this.
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>>100314369
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>>100314679
Still? I thought they started using smartphones by now.
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>>100314594
>My parents would buy unfrosted strawberry.
>The rules was that we had to eat an unfrosted one before we got any of the good ones.
Is this what healthy eating means in murrica?
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>>100314652
I was a dumb kid
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>>100314594
what the fuck

even without the frosting it's completely unhealthy

what is even the point of that
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Poptarts suck. I have no idea why you guys liked eating them.
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>>100314520
>>100314616
>>100314633
>>100314669
>>100314767
Taste so nice with milk. Clearly missing out.
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>>100313863
Only person here with some sense.
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>>100313513
The ones filled with dulce de leche or guava are fucking amazing
But i've only had it from a cuban place, not mexican.
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>>100314938
Know what also tastes nice with milk?

Normal poptarts.
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>>100314938
>Tastes so nice with milk
Most pastries do. Even the other pop-tarts taste better.
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>>100314938
you know what also tastes nice with milk?

hundreds of different things. thousands even
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>>100315006
Your mom is one of those things
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>>100314938
>Taste so nice with milk
Milk tends to make awful things taste better.
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Poptarts were fucking shit tier, then again I only had them like twice in my life.

Empanadas filled with cheese and honeyballs were THE best mexican breakfast.

>>100312687
Goddamn that shit looks so good
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You are all doing it wrong. Very wrong. You grab 6 of these and put microwave them for 30 seconds. Then a glass of milk.

Shame Japan does not like chocolate chip cookies.
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>>100315178
>microwave them
You could just buy Chewy Chips Ahoy.
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>>100315225
It's not the same, anon. It really isn't.
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>>100314704

Best way to make them, as well as those breakfast scrambles they make. Their outer coating is pretty much the same, so you'll have to adjust your toaster to suit your preferences, but finishing them in the micro is the best way of ensuring the inside is properly cooked.
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>>100315178

Or you could get cookies that aren't drier than a dead cactus.
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>>100315178
Oreos > Chips Ahoy
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>>100315178
I'm gonna try that next time I ever get Chips Ahoy.
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>>100315178
>putting cookies in a microwave
What the fuck? Is this normal in America?
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>>100315344
>flan
That looks out of place.
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>>100315225
>Chewy Chips Ahoy
Nigga those things taste and feel like pouring the contents of a rubber factory into your mouth. I'm pretty sure that's how they're made too. Like, 80% rubber. Besides, the microwave makes the regular ones even softer, and warm and melty, so they feel like a warm hug in your mouth. Not that it matters because Oreos and milk is the superiour combination.
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>>100315388
It's not really normal, but you should really try it.

As long as you don't cook them too long, it makes cookies taste a lot better.
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>>100315362

That's not even a fair comparison considering that they're two different kinds of cookies.

And besides, Fudge Shoppe > everything
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>>100313691
>not delicious smores
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>>100315469
>>100315362
>>100315178

>not baking your own

Fucking disgusting.
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>>100315178
>>100315225
>>100315273
>>100315362
>>100315379
>>100315401
Maybe you should eat real, freshly-baked cookies.
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>>100315388

It works really well. The trick for me is to get a lightly damp paper towel and drape it over the cookies. By doing this, you evenly heat the cookies using the towel. It also adds moisture which is also good.
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>>100315344
oh shit anon, you just want to watch world burns
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>>100315469
Was just saying that Oreos are better for dunking in milk.

But fuck, those Keebler cookies are amazing.
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What about girl scout cookies /a/?
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>>100315554
I do all the time, but I'm pretty curious
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>>100315583

Thin Mints and Tagalongs are the only answer. Put them in the freezer for maximum enjoyment.
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>>100315362
Oreos are literally the best snack food you can have. They are 10/10, I could eat a box in 1 go but I don't because I'm not some fucking fatty

>>100315388
I've never heard of that
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>>100315534
>>100315554
>Implying I don't bake my own when I have the time
Oreos are still good enough to buy on their own though.
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>>100315534
>>100315554
You better make them from scratch if you're bringing this argument up.
>>100315583
Thin Mints and Samoas are god tier.
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>>100315583
Overpriced Keebler imitations sold by disgusting smelly 3D brats shoved into shit by their tryhard mothers.
And Keebler is shit.
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>>100315554

Anon I love freshly baked cookies, I actually like them the instant they get out of the oven. While they are really hot and gooey in the center.

But I can't bake cookies every time I want some. And then, do I eat the entire batch? You end up with some leftover cookies. That's when I do this >>100315561 on them and while not fresh, are still pretty good.
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>>100315583
Samoa master race reporting in.
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>>100315583

Thin mints have something in them I swear. I start eating them and then half the box is gone.
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>>100315583
>Getting rid of the Lemon Coolers because they were too unhealthy.
Fuck you Girl Scouts. Suck my balls.
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>>100315583
thin mints, samoas, and the tagalongs are the best
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>>100315713
It's because ever year the box gets smaller and smaller...
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What about porridge?
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>>100315655

>make them from scratch

No shit, how else would you go about it? It's not worth eating if your arms aren't sore from all the manual stirring and cooking wizardry.
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>>100315865
Grits > Oatmeal > Other
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>>100315788
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>>100315865
>porridge

Get your Goldilocks britbong ass out of here. That shit is called oatmeal.
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>>100315655
>You better make them from scratch
As opposed to what? Going full pleb and buying dough in a tube?
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>>100315878
The other way is to use a shitty premade mix, like Betty Crocker or something.
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>>100315886
>Grits
I can't stand grits.

I'll take cinammon oatmeal over that any day.
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>>100315583
Samoas. A loli delivered the ones I ordered the other day. They're in my closet right now.
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The better question is why does every single fucking cake have strawberries on it?

I mean strawberries are good and all but come on Japan get some variety
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>>100315886
>grits
Kill yourself. I live in the south and STILL can't fathom why people like them. It's like sand soup as a breakfast food.
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>>100315865
Atole > Porridge
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>>100315964
Strawberry cakes are cheap. They're perfect for high school girls.
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>>100315886

Are you black? Because for some reason only black people can stand grits.
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>>100315906

I bet you don't even know the difference between shortbread and cookies
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>>100316030
Nope. In fact, my black friend doesn't like them.
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>>100316053
>you will never eat a soul gem
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>>100315963

Which did you put in your closet, /a/non? The samoas or the lolis?
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>>100315964
news flash, girls like cakes with strawberries
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>>100315985
Atole is shit.
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>>100313725
>>100315532
>>100313797

WATASHI NO NIGGAS
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>>100315980
I live even further south, and grits are the shit. Especially with a thin slice of butter.
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>>100315865

I've had rice cooked in chicken broth.

It was good.
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>>100315964
Yeah.... like mango or guava
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>>100315963
>They're in my closet right now
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>>100316174
I fucking hate mango.
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>>100314121
this
and pic related best poptarts
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>>100315954

It was a rhetorical question, friend.
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What's Japan's fascination with curry anyway? It's shit.

Why don't they eat chicken?
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>>100316248
Hard to tell online.
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>>100312341
from what my brother tells me theres a niche audience in japan for mexican soap operas.
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>>100315583
Peanut butter cremes represent.
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>>100316210
>Year of our Lord 2007 + 7
>hating mango
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>>100316210
How can you hate mango? Top tier tropical fruit.
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>>100316210
>hating the best fruit
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>>100316225
Poptart? More liek re-tard, amirite?
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>>100316225
Fuck no. Tastes like I'm sand belting my tongue with glass powder.
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>>100316275

What would you rather do, spend six months to raise an animal then kill it when it's fat enough or spend a few tears eating shit that the animal creates?
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>>100316275
They do eat chicken karaage.
>>100316317
>2007 + 7
Jesus fuck, that's scary.
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>>100316053
Once a time, my sister tried to make this in easter. The result was awful
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>>100316337
Best fruits are apples and bananas.
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>>100316210
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>>100316362
Chicken Karaage?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlsteL9t9-E
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>>100314374
>>100314183
>>100313937
That's a native japanese food. Can't remember what it was called.
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>>100316410

Bananas are terrible.
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>>100315583
do-si-dos master race
those lemon whateverthefucks also master race
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>>100316427
No no no.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIaCSEVwcYM
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>>100316210
You don't belong here.
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>>100316330
No, I'm sorry. Not that anon but he's right, mangos are bad. Fresh pi?a durazno is the best tropical fruit.
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>>100316384

How does your sister fuck up pouring liquid onto a surface? She doesn't have problems pouring nigger cum on her face for god's sake.
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>>100316410
Peach>raspberry>mango>apple>strawberry>blueberry>grape>cherry>orange>banana>kiwi>*
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>>100316353
>six months
>too late
what type of retarded chicken is this anon?
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Pineapple is the best tropical fruit.

Especially as a part of Hawaiian pizza.
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>>100316510
Fuck, forgot pineapple, right after mango
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>>100316538
I only like Pineapple because it makes my cum taste good
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>>100316510
>no pineapple
Pretty good list, but you're missing the best fruit.
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This was inevitable.
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>>100316410
While I admit I do enjoy bananas, I prefer pineapple, kiwi, strawberries, and mangoes. You can pretty much drink pineapple juice straight out of the pineapple because it's so sweet.
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>>100316538
Fuck off.
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>>100316572

>>100316549
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>>100316510
Those better be the soft peaches and not the hard ones.
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Kiwi is best tropical fruit.
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>>100316445
You're terrible. I mean, who wouldn't want to tenderly suck on a long, yellow fruit erotically, working their way down the shaft as far as their throat can handle, then gently closing their mouth around it and snapping it with a graceful movement.

Just me? Oh.
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>>100316410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxUa88eFWpo
>>100316538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHop5SN30ag
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What is that Flip dessert with the sweetened corn, jelly, and all sorts of other disgusting things served in a parfait cup?

I remember I recently saw it in a show. I guess the Japanese are beginning to enjoy Flip cuisine. I guess it's to be expected, they owned that shitty set of islands before.
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>>100316578
Not as bad as Japan's obsession with mayonnaise
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>>100316538
Daily reminder.
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>>100316578
what are those cube like jellies.
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>>100316623
Hell yeah my nigga. Is there any other way to go?
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Now this shit is nice and refreshing.
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>>100311550
Last week I went to a self-service buffe for lunch that had everything, up to fucking churros and fountain of hot chocolate.

eating all kinds of meat, pasta, fish, nougat and cheese for lunch at the same time is fine, but chocofuckingchurros? That takes it to a whole new level.
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>>100316632
They suck because they require prep time or you can eat the shitty tasting skin that tastes like nipple hair.

>>100316676
Based English paving the way
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>>100316538
YES

NO
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>>100316681
Candy that sticks to your teeth forever.
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>>100316676

But that sounds too close to bananas.
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Because who wouldnt want to eat something hot and moist!
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>>100316510
All fruits are best fruits. Except durian, fuck that.
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>>100316613
Oh damn son are those some lychees? Those are amazing.
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>>100313143
NPD says in-car meals are pretty much exclusively an American thing iirc
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>>100316705
It makes me piss like a race horse. Probably too much sugar.
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>>100316676
Ananas sounds too much like bananas, United Fruit Company wouldn't like that.
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I hope you all are learning how to cook to live an enriching and possibly even healthy life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CtkGXq2G9s
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>>100316750
hahaha, shit smell amirite
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>>100315583
GET THE THIN MINTS
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>>100315963
What's "they"?
Depending on your answer, I might have to call the cops
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>>100316676
>spanish: ananas
I am from spain and everyone I know calls it "piña".
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>>100313031
What about a churro, she might choke on it tough
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>>100316772
Not surprised, we fucking love our cars.
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>>100316410
God Tier
Banana
Lychee
Guava
Mango
Pineapple
Peach

Mid Tier
Cherry
Raspberry
Strawberry
Watermelon
Grape
Kiwi
Melon
Blueberry
Lemon

Shit tier
Apple
Orange
Grapefruit
Durian
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>>100316676
Bullshit.
the spanish for pineapple is piña.
and I'm pretty sure a lot of those are made up as well.
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Who coconut here
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>>100316613
Fuck lychees are amazing.
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>>100316676
>This can't be real.
>Wiktionary

I always knew English was a terrible language, but fuck.
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>>100313143
You reminded me of the whole New York's mayor pizza thing, where he got called "blasphemous" for eating a pizza with fork and knife. Apparently newyorkans consider weating pizza with their fingers one of their most fundamental traditions.

It's funny because America, traditions, and ancient don't go together. It's just that at one point in history the low classes started to see those who eat with tools with envy and resentment.
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>>100316851
>Shit tier
>Apple


How's it feel to deny your waifu's hard work of peeling an apple in one go?
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>>100316858
I fucking love coconut milk. I hate everything else coconut-related though.
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>>100316851
What's with Japan getting raging erections over watermelons? Every fucking single SoL has it.
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>>100316681

They look like Dots. Which are one of the shittiest jelly candies in existence. At least they're not Crows, however.
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>>100315964
Strawberries are the perfect accompaniment to a fluffy cake

Also, fuck every single one of you in this thread for making me want sweets
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>>100316926
even things cooked in coconut oil?
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>>100316858
Coconut is pretty good on other things, but pretty bland alone.
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>>100316109
>>100316196
>>100316818
The cookies

I don't think a loli could fit in my closet
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>>100316890
> It's just that at one point in history the low classes started to see those who eat with tools with envy and resentment.
Actually colonial Americans began eating with their forks in a different fashion from their European counterparts because they said fuck you I can spear AND scoop at the same time
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>>100316901
Apples aren't too terrible, but their juice totally sucks.

They have a pretty bland taste.
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>>100316858
Almond Joys are the superior candy.
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>>100316851
>apple in shit tier

You might be getting the wrong kind of apples. Try a Pink Lady or Honeycrisp apple.
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>>100316901
Why the fuck would you peel an apple? Do you not want that fiber?
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>>100316944
they also love kfc.
and broken english.
They, in actuality, may be wrongly colored black people.
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>>100316986
iunno
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>>100316944

Watermelon is god tier fruit with usually god tier candy flavor.
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>>100316830
Texan here, we call it a piña as well. Or a "paahnn-appul" depending on who you ask.
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>>100316858
Too much work for what you get, there are better and easier to eat fruits.

At least they are better than fucking pomelo.
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>>100316538
YES

YES
I sometimes feel like I'm the only one who likes hawaiian pizza
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>>100316890

It's more because using a knife and fork is how you eat a Chicago pizza.
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>>100313031
Poptarts are terrible and too sugary, and I say that as someone who loves sugar.
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>>100316998

How small is your closet that you can't fit a 60-80lb girl inside it?
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>>100315964
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WHO POG HERE

P O G
O
G

FUCKING LOVE IT
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>>100317094
It's easy to open a coconut. Just use a machete or even a drill.
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Granny Smith are the best apples.
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>>100316998
I don't think that's called a closet then
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>>100317031
The juice from biting into an apple is just okay, but I love a glass of apple juice.
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>>100316944
watermelon smashing is a thing to do I guess
and so it's a fruit associated with celebratory occasions/vacation
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>gluttony
You people disgust me.
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>>100316538
>>100317100
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>>100317159

Granny Smith apples are the most pleb apples in the world.
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>>100317159

Pink Lady calls your Granny vagina old and busted.
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>>100316926
Is because it's liquid and white anon?
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>>100317033
What about Mounds?
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>>100314427
Nigger, you doing it the opposite.

>microwave to heat it up
>toaster to finish it off
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>>100313987
Holy fuck I've never eaten a toaster strudel in my life but I always thought they looked kind of good.
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>>100317207
I still think eating watermelons with salt is totally bizarre. It's a fruit, damn it, the taste is gonna get worse.
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>>100317159
Granny Smith and McIntosh a shit. Gold and Delicious good tier.
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I find Asian food to be disgusting

too much seafood.

Sucks living in an Asian area too
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>>100317100
>Hawaiian pizza
Excellent taste. Now you just need some Maggi sauce on it or ketchup.
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>>100317159
I concur, but they shrivel up quite fast. I would refrigerate them, but that makes them excruciating to bite into.
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>>100317252
N-no.
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>>100317214
Next you're going to say enjoying sleep is disgusting.

>>100317215
What a slut
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>>100317159
Fuck you, Fuji is where it's at
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>>100315362
I hate Oreos so fucking much. They taste like dirt and sugar.
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All you niggas obviously don't know the best flavor is your mom.
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>>100317309
>Maggi sauce
This post made me hard.
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>>100315865
Arroz con leche Mustard Race.
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>>100317285
Try it some time. The salt helps bring out the sweetness. That's part of why you put a little salt into cookie batter.
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>>100317315
I rather have a cold hard apple then a cool mildy soft one.
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>>100317435
So you like the taste of menopause and my semen?
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>>100317043
Golden Delicious is the superior apple breed, all others are pretenders.
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>>100317382
agreed
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>>100317447
muh amigo
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>>100317309

>ketchup
>pizza
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>>100317381
Sleep is essential, on the other hand consuming unnecessary foods like ice cream, chips, fries, burgers and all those beverages like coke is just stupid. All you need is a healthy diet consisting of vegetables, meat, fruits and water. That's it. No condiments, no carcinogens, no nothing.
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>>100317496
>My semen
Did I just walk into a doujin?
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>>100316174
Guava is literally the best fruit in existence. There is no fruit that tops guavas.
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>>100312842
I fucking hate most Mexicans but their food is the best.
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>>100312687
>>100313287
>>100315135
Japan Town in San Francisco has 2 crepe places.

One is FUCKING SHITTY, but is cheap and fast. It is staffed almost entirely by flips and mexicans.

The other, smaller one, is staffed by 4 Japanese people.

The mexiflip place uses a machine to make their crepes, and they end up CRISPY[/spoiler)

The Japanese run place always gives you a warm and soft crepe.

Also, the Japanese place has more fillings and combinations.

Straberries + condensed milk + chocolate shavings is godlike.
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>>100317309
>ketchup
>on pizza


What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>100317583
>That's it. No condiments, no carcinogens, no nothing.
Who let the anitfun police into this thread?
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>>100317535
http://www.pickyourown.org/apples.htm

Golden Delicious doesn't have shit on Honeycrisp.
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>>100317570
What's wrong Anon-kun? Could it be that you are craving my pizza?
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What are those spongy soft churro like things filled with starberry filling?
Are those also churros or what?
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>>100317447
>arroz con leche
The texture of arroz con leche makes me gag. It's disgusting.
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>>>/ck/
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>>100317309
I knew I wasn't the only one that put ketchup on pizza, sometimes I put barbeque sauce.
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>>100317309
>Ketchup at all
Erugh.
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>>100317646
It's a shame most people don't care about their health. Well, I guess it's just natural selection.
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>>100317583
Watching anime is an unnecessary waste of time. You should spend every waking minute trying to better yourself in the most efficient way possible
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>>100317594
>Guava
I knew americunts cant pronounce for shit, but this is hilarious.
Repeat after me "Guayaba"
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>>100317307
>not liking seafood
What a fucking pleb.
Next you'll tell me you don't like poultry either.
>>
Damn it Gin-san, I'm hungry for a parfait as well.
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>>100317610
Some mexican food is good.
However, I will never understand why they (or anyone) enjoys beans.
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>>100316740
as opposed to the one that sounds too close to apple?
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>>100317309
Ranch dressing on pizza is one of my guilty pleasures.
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>>100317738
Guava and guayaba are two different fruits, man.
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>>100317701
>The texture of arroz con leche makes me gag. It's disgusting.
It's not the texture anon, its a repressed memory.
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>>100317731
I'm sorry having a cookie now and then means living to age 89 instead of 90.
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>>100317269

You have your way, I have mine. I cook them in the toaster long enough to keep the outside crisp even when the steam from microwaving it puffs them up some. I'm gonna check your way though next time, just to see if there's any merit to it.

Then again, we could just keep them in the fridge instead of the fucking freezer and get rid of our problems altogether.
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>>100316646
Japanese mayo is not the same as the stuff you are used to.
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>>100317818
Ranch dressing goes on everything.
Even sweets.
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>>100317309
What's with the japanese and ketchup anyway?

They put it on everything, and even make pasta sauce out of it.
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>>100317817

But you know it's not an apple because it's a PINEapple. Banana and Anana would be terrible.
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>>100317045
Enjoy your cyanide and shit
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>>100317701
>not enjoying the cum-like texture
I don't think you belong here
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>>100317857
What does Jap mayo taste like? Cum of the gods?
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>>100317859
>Even sweets.

No, just, no.

I bet you put chocolate sauce on pasta.
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>>100317802
>not enjoying beans
What a sad life you lead. When cooked right they are seriously delicious.
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>>100317676
Honeycrisp are the closest to beating Golden Delicious, but they just aren't quite there. Golden Delicious has the perfect crisp-to-juicy ratio as well as the best sour-to-sweet ratio. If WWII was apples, Hitler would be supporting the Golden Delicious master race and burning Granny Smith in droves.
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>>100317285
salt brings out sweetness.

see: salted caramel
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>>100317818

>not putting ranch in the sauce before baking

It's like you've never been to Pizza Ranch in your life.
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>>100312942
I rarely see people eating when walking and I live in Amerifat
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>>100317738
>complaining about americans not getting the pronunciation right
>still haven't managed VTC in English
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>>100317917
No, pasta is plain with a little butter, salt and Parmesan cheese. Who in the fuck thinks pasta and chocolate go together?
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>>100316676
Confirming the English, Dutch and in Japanese we say パイナップル、so pineapple again.
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>>100317838
Enjoy your heartattacks.
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>>100317876
Your language has undreds of homonyms and you get all autistic because vaguely similar rhyming words?
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>>100318030
Jokes on you, the cancer will kill me first.
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>>100318094
I hope so.
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>>100317802
>not enjoying beans

What the three-legged fuck is wrong with you, you nuclear thundercunt?
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>>100318117
T-thanks
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>>100318008
>Japanese we say パイナップル、so pineapple again.
Funny Japan prefers humiliating themselves with things they can't pronounce right instead of just saying ananasu that would roll easily in they language.
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>>100317965
>I rarely see people eating when walking
That's because most amerifats don't walk, at all.
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>>100317917
>>100317983
Plain spaghetti with molten black chocolate is actually pretty good.
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>>100318209
Inorite? Those fucking gooks, how dare they not do things MY way?
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>>100317926
>>100318162
They have this awful dry texture to them that is just...
Erugh.
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>>100318265
You're right.

We fly on the outstretched wings of eagles.
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>>100318296
Just the thought of that is gross.
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DID SOMEONE SAY FRUIT?
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>>100318368
How do you not appreciate chili?
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>>100318448
Chili is best without beans.
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>>100318368
this nigga knows
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>>100318296
Now when you say black, what percentage are we talking?
70+?
80+?
95+?
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>>100317802
Baked beans are bad yes, but Mexican beans are great.
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>>100318431
BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE SAID FRUIT
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>>100318431
Is the next episode out and subbed yet?
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>>100318692
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT, JAPANESE SAMURAI?
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>>100313031
If it's not toast it's killing anime
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Extended edition.
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>>100318368
It's your fault for cooking 'em dry. Don't do that.
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>>100318841
Even like that, they wind up with the dry texture.
Its not that they're actually dry.
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>>100312713
Because Kubo ruined it.
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>>100317686
mah nigga
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>>100317307
>too much seafood
This literally does not exist
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This thread has made me want steak
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>>100318892
I can cook beans for you, senpai
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>>100318822
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>>100317307
Asian and latin seafood is AT LEAST god-like
Dat ceviche
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>>100318990
God, I could murder someone for some good Seafood.
Calamari, Shrimp, steamed crab, Scallops, Clams, oh god, I could die happy if I had those right now.
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>>100317447
>>100317559
Mi amigos
>>100317701
faggot
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>>100319153
Gimme a good shrimp platter and I'll do whatever you want. Coconut shrimp, shrimp scampi, fried shrimp, cocktail shrimp, etc. It's all I need to survive in this world.
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>>100319153
I love crab so much, its so good and doesn't fill you up at all.
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>>100319153
I would go on a date with you.
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Best seafood is fried seafood.

Sue me, I like my food crispy.
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>>100319153
>>100319376

I've been living in Corpus Christi for over a year but I haven't gotten a chance to try any of the seafood places because all of my friends are retards.
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>>100318766
If by "Next", you mean 13? Yes


>>100318770
Apple.


Anyway, /m/en, I'll be leaving.
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>>100319481
Some is good fried, like clams, other, like crab, is great steamed.
Or you could go with shrimp which you can cook however and they're still delicious.
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>>100319508
disregard friends attain shrimp
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>>100319508
I'll have to agree with >>100319566
Disregard friends, obtain delicious seafood.
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>>100313031
Why not a Toaster Stroodle
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>>100319508
So we're all going on a shrimp date?
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>>100319508
Leave those niggas in the dust, get your seafood, and have some coconut shrimp for me.
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>>100319611
why not a toaster strudel between two pop tarts? or a toaster strudel between two toaster strudels ?
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Finally, an excuse to post this.
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>>100319508
Get some Calamari for me, I want someone to enjoy it, even if it isn't me
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>>100319716
Colonel Sanders please go. The Double Down was an awful idea. Chicken is my favorite food, but really? That's asking for trouble.
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>>100319739
You mean you copied it from the thread yesterday and you 'finally' get to post it?
Fucking kids on this board man.
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>>100319868
Actually, I posted it in the thread yesterday
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>>100317876
This is a pineapple! You know, something that actually grows on a pine!
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>>100319922
Who cares, which means you'd already have posted it, what's with your retarded sentence.
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>>100319691
>A day with /a/
Can't handle it.
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>>100319986
Thats a pineCONE
See how its cone shaped?
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Who chimichurri here?
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>>100320015
I said it and I'd go through with it, only if it's a seafood/shrimp date though.
me in the corner in the back.
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>>100319999
Its more a vaguely on topic reason to post it, instead of "post things you never get a chance to post" thread.

Either way, We're discussing food.
What is your favorite fruit?
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>>100316676
Abacaxi.
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>>100313031
Better if she has it between her tits
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>>100319821
No, this time we will improve, we will change the formula, inform the masses, throw off the ideas of old, and plot a strategy. This will be the beginning of a new age, we will call it the age of the double up
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>>100320015
I would, we could all enjoy seafood and not talk about anime, because we have /a/ for that.
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>>100320124
Anything tropical, probably a good kiwi/mango/passion fruit.
You?
qt mood solver
>>
Funny story, the enzymes in pineapples tenderize and digest you as you eat them.
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>>100318047
Banana = Anana
Banana = 'nana
A 'nana
Anana
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>Have gallbladder issues
>Can only eat foods with a tiny bit of fat in it or I will suffer in terrible agony for hours
>Can't enjoy most of the foods I used to love
>Couldn't eat most of the cookies or dinner I made for Christmas
>Can't eat anything in this thread even though it looks fucking delicious
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>>100320205
We would talk about the birds and bees.
Literally, chirp.
>>100320245
And I would give you a hug.
and then proceed to eat my food next to you
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>>100320245
So what's your diet? Water and lettuce?
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>>100320211
Personally, I love pineapples. However, a good pomegranate is never a bad choice either.
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>>100319986
>>100320036
>Pomme de pin
>Not Pineapple in english but pinecone
Well okay
>Ananas is pineapple.
Fuck you english.
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>>100312341

They're not fond of latino area beans. Beans to them are sweet.
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>>100320245
This is your chance to take on a all pepper diet and become the jalapeno man of women's dreams.
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>>100320245
You poor soul.
Is there anything you can do for it so you can enjoy food again?
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>>100313723
>churros
>mexicans
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>>100320305
I have pomegranates at home, they're a slight hassle, the same way I don't like fish with many pin bones, but I'll clean some up tomorrow and eat em.
No pineapples at home though, might have a banana.
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>Every schoolgirl series ever.
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>>100318807
This made me get up to make toast with jam.
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>>100320434
Damn you got me thinking of strawberry cheesecake.
I want a nice cold strawberry cheesecake or b&j's with the flavor.
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>>100320434

That looks fucking oiishi.
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>>100320434
Oh man, that looks delicious.
Sweet fluffy cake, with the sweet, and slightly tart, taste of strawberries, and a light touch of whipped cream accenting the whole package.
mmmmmm
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>>100320434
looks tasty
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>>100320437
Dammit anon, now I want some, and it's one in the morning. Blackcurrant jam is a new discovery of mine and I love it.
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>>100311550
They've already made it so that everyone is attractive, hot girls have zero experience with boys, and no one has to (really) work or go to school. Might as well make dessert ridiculous while they're at it.
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>>100320514
>>100320527
>>100320548
>>100320552
>schoolgirls on /a/
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I like it when /a/ talks about food.
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>>100320692
they do have to work and go to school, but they don't show it because who the fuck wants to watch that?
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>>100320765
>not expecting us to be like what we like
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Why are strawberries so terrible? All I here is about how sweet they are, and strawberries are the most sour, disgusting fruit known to man.
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Theres nothing like a good fruit for breakfast.
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>>100320832
Please no bully strawberry
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>>100320773
I want to bury my face in that rabbit freak's stomach fur then rub it around a bunch
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>>100320832
naturally grown ones are sour, artificial ones are tasty.
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>>100320832
You've never had good strawberries then.
A good strawberry will have an overall sweetness, with a small hint of tartness to accentuate the sweet.
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>>100320773
You should've put a spoiler on that image. I had a mini heart attack.
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>>100320853
Apple worst fruit.
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>>100320288
Fuck you.

>>100320303
Low fat. I'm fine with chicken and turkey, but for some reason as soon as I got properly diagnosed my mom decided to buy a ton of pork and beef.
Fruits and vegetables are fine. So are potatoes and rice. Some of the more blander cereals and 1% milk are fine.
Can't eat baked goods, but in the last month I had to bake tons of desserts for family, church, and guests.
Can't eat nuts, fried food or heavy dairy. Can't add very much cooking oil or butter when frying (stir fries don't need much anyways). I probably should be cutting down on sweets too, but I need SOMETHING that I can enjoy.
My mom also bought ice cream the other day. I I feel a bit insulted.

>>100320367
As much as I love spicy food, that can be a problem too. I can't make things as spicy as I used to, but I try to slip in a little cayenne pepper here and there for a little kick. I'm sure capsicum has some health benefits too; though I can't think of any at the moment.

>>100320368
Not that I know.
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>>100320924
I want to watch you do it.
>>100320943
And you're a qt
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>>100320996
I am sorry anon, it's just the circle of life, I would give you another hug afterwards.
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>>100321081
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>>100317610
that looks like an american-style steak to me.
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Now I'm watching Gaim thanks to you guys.
I love you all.
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>There people rigth now in /a/ that have never eat Pomegranate
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>>100320996
>but for some reason
Sounds like same reason as >>100320288
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>>100312842
real mexican food sucks ass. the stuff you're thinking of is actually tex-mex
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>>100321232
I do love them, but the shit return for the labour is a little off-putting
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>>100321081
what the hell happened to my gif?
..what?
>>100321157
now I really want to go on an /a/ food date, with all these shy and awkward people just sitting there enjoying the same thing.
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>>100321232
Grenades are delicious, but it's a pain to eat.
Last one I ate exploded in my hands.
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>>100321232
>there are people in this very thread that have never had a fresh picked pomegranate
Neighbor had them growing over the fence, down the street someone had a tree, shit is fucking delicious.
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>>100315886
>eating corn instead of oats
Keep sucking that federal dick.
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>>100321349
You need to go faster
H-Hayai!
>best threads aren't related to anime
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>>100321232
The last time that i eat some pomegranate i got a wee bit of immortality
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>>100321389
Corn is fucking delicious.
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>>100321527
Now did ya lad?
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>>100317177
yeah that sounds more like a drawer, cabit if i'm generous.
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>>100313745
>>100313825
wildberry was absolutely disgusting you freaks
>>100315532
close, but brown sugar and cinnamon was the best
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I've almost never eaten any seafood in my life. One time when I was five I ate some unidentified fish and got sick, so I stopped after that.

What's the top-tier entry-level seafood so that I can kickstart a taste for it?
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>>100321699
Stonecrab
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>>100321699
Shrimp.
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>>100321159
yeah, Mexicans always get their steaks well done. source: I work in a restaurant
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>>100321699
Piure
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>>100321699
Lobster, if money is not an issue
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>>100321675
>wildberry
>disgusting
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>>100321699
Salmon or Cod.
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>>100321336
I thought they were hard to eat, but now I can eat them really fast.

you just cut them in half and hit them with a stick, so the fruit falls into a plate.

You can prepare one in 1 or 2 minutes with this, although you should be careful not to spray your clothes.
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>>100321699
Shrimp is mid tier, and can be eaten in an almost insane number of ways
For classy, you'll want to go for something like calamari, lobster, or crab
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>>100321699
Goose barnacles
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>>100321699
Shrimp, and you can't really go wrong with it either.
I wouldn't start with things like squid, clams, etc, they're all for particular tastes.
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>>100321816
That's genius
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>>100321878
>/a/
>hitting fruit with a stick is genius
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>>100321772
>entry level
>Piure

That's not how it works Anon.
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>>100320245
>gallblader issues
Maybe you should stop being fat cunt, woman?
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>>100321912
We're the same people who got outsmarted by a gorilla.
A box, a stick, and a banana on a string tied to the ceiling
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>>100321816
I honestly never understood why people never thought of this. I always thought it was the standard way of eating pomegranate until I saw people actually picking them out one by one.

Like, how do people think that's efficient or the best way?
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>>100321699
Any sort of tuna. Go to a nice restaurant and get a nice steak.
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>>100321936
It was probably hereditary since my mom and grandma have/had it, but yeah me being fat certainly doesn't help.
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>>100322020
No.
A lot of fish is shit and will put you off easily.
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>>100313691

Is it worth it to import if I'm a swefag?
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>>100314131
Welcome to the reason Amerifats are called Amerifat.
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>>100322077
Yes, at least once.
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>>100321346

>/a/ food date
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>>100322076
There is nothing more entry level and not very seafoody than tuna.
Nothing.
People suggesting shrimp are stupid. I gag on it. But a nice tuna steak is great.
And I said nice restaurant.
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>>100316210
I fucking love mangoes and I'm allergic.

There's something wrong with you, son.
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>>100322077
No, it's just one of those generic things that some countries have and others don't and the people then praise it like it's the best thing.
Think of the first 'kind of okay' thing you have in sweden and not elsewhere, now think about it's appeal if you were not in sweden.
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>>100322077
Don't trust him, strawberry poptarts taste like literal shit
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>>100322076
>A lot of fish is shit
But that's wrong
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>>100321772
>It is born male, becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and reproduces by tossing clouds of sperm and eggs into the surrounding water. If it is alone, it will procreate by self-fertilization

How so very bizarre the anatomy of clams is.
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>>100322148
>My one opinion is not more stupid than the other 7 peoples'
>weeeeeeh
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>>100322217
>not fertilizing yourself
>2015
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>>100315178
Japan doesn't like chocolate chip cookies? Finally I find a place where people will agree with me that chocolate chip cookies and hopefully that cookies in general are shit.
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>>100322295
Non-packaged factory cookies aren't much to crave about, but good cookies certainly exist.
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>>100322232
Shrimp is like eating a fucking alien compared to a cut of fish. It is not more entry level.
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>>100322364
I meant packaged.
Hit me
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>>100322295
Fresh baked cookies are one of the miracles of the universe
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>>100322393
I've always liked fish but shrimp disgusts me
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>>100322492
Even if that's not samefag, that's 2 vs 10, so as a recommendation it's dismissed.
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>>100322191
I wanna taste your shit then
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>>100312341
>Japan doesn't have much of a Spanish influence

what were the 1500s
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Doesn't Japan love paella?
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>>100317887
the cyanide is in the SEEDS dumbass
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>>100322778
It's more of a portuguese influence than spanish, TBH. They're in several aspects of japanese culture.
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>>100312341
Here in Buenos Aires we have a lot of japs, and there are coming more and more lately.
And chinks are already part of the scenery here.
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>>100323070
The samurais started using riffles in battle because spanish mariners forgot their riffles in the island
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>>100322445
I'm sorry anon but I've just never had a cookie that I actually enjoyed. They're too dry and usually too sweet.
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I fucking love food.
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>>100322851
rice+seafood
probably,yes
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>>100321699
i got terrible food poisoning from undercooked pancakes as a kid.

a decade later and the thought of pancakes makes me gag.
ive even given them a couple of tries over the years, but after a couple bites, im just put off.
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>>100323279
Huh, I thought it was because the portuguese and the dutch traded those rifles with them. The more you know...
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at least post hte full resolution you faggot
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>>100319376
i dont like shrimp anymore because most people dont clean the shit out properly
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>>100322437
Oreos are pretty fucking good.
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>>100316962
fuck you dots are the best
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>>100317443
BY THE POWER OF NAUGHTINESS I COMMAND THIS PARTICULAR DROP OF HOT SAUCE TO BE REALLY REALLY HOT



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