Why this shit is always in anime? Why not churros or lemon pie?
These are more expensive and look more appealing.
It's more 美味しそう
Fuck, the strawberry one looks so tasty, I wanna eat that
Jesus Christ I want some ice cream right now
Churros is much more good apealling and tasty
Parfait is a sweet for rich pussys.
Japan doesn't have much of a Mexican/Spanish influence. That seems fairly obvious.
Don't forget cream-puffs, strawberry cheesecake, and crepes.
Any other popular deserts aside from the above 3 which cover some 80% of anime desserts?
What is a parfait? Is it like ice cream? or cake? What does it taste like?
Sorry for sounding ignorant, I'm not a fan of sweets and don't eat them too often.
Goddamn I want to eat one of these so badly
Why do japs never eat/drink while walking?
You'd think with how busy they always are they would save some time
yeah, japs do not like latinos
How much longer til they become enlightened and realize that Mexican food is the best food
I guess toast in mouth is the exception here
It's ice cream with fruits. But in japanese version they put azuki and biscuit.
It's just part of the culture. It's considered to be rude, like you're not respecting the work that was put into the food... or something along those lines.
That's kind of funny, because there are an awful lot of Asians in South America. Brazil in particular's a favored chink spot.
Alright, new idea for an anime.
Girl is late for school. She's in a hurry, but she's hungry. She slides something into the toaster as she gets ready.
The next scene is of her running down the street, carrying something in her mouth. But it's not toast. Instead it's a poptart
Would you watch it?
Holy shit, Amerifats truly are disgusting and uncultured. Don't you feel ashamed for taking part in this thread? I know I do.
Because in their culture it's vulgar
They do eat while walking, you just never see it because it's harder to animate.
It seems to be getting more popular, but it still feels rare compared to the rest of the world.
>Related to Mexifaggots
Vai se fuder, hamburgordo.
I went to the asian market and got one of these with the ice cream inside and everything.
They're nothing special.
>toasting a Pop-Tart and immediately putting it in your mouth
>toasting a Pop-Tart, period
She would be dead
Nips don't know what the fuck a churro is ese
>there will never be a anime where a cute Mexican schoolgirl runs out of her house with a churro in her mouth and is immediately gunned down by the local drug cartel
I have no idea what a churro is an I'm a euro
Why not just leave with the TOASTER in her mouth? It's a win/win situation.
>running with a hot PopTart in her mouth
The thing would scald her tongue then fall apart.
They're like crunchy sugar donuts.
They're popular in Spain and Portugal, anon. That's a poor excuse.
>a girl is late for school so she runs out with magma in her mouth
I'm Asian and I have never even handled a Poptart in my entire life. I don't even know how they look
Sucks to be you.
>Churros with chocolate sauce
Holy shit muh pancreas
I'd cream fill those if you know what I mean.
wow sugar coated sticks
Mexicans sure have a great imagination
That's not marshmallow hot chocolate.
What if it turns out that's a pivotal plot point, and that later on, you discover she's invulnerable to extreme heat?
Poptarts change appearance based on how much your parents cared about you.
If your parents love you, they looked like this.
Japan and Mexico share wrestlers and boxers all the time
That looks disgusting
They have five dozen fucking flavors and each one of them is better than strawberry.
That's the vanilla of pop-tarts.
Mine's looked like this
>not Wild Berry
Once again anon proves to have shit taste
they are deep fried, crispy outside and soft inside
>Not Cream cheese
I think it's because Poptarts aren't available where I live.
Pop tarts suck. They're way too sugary in a bad way.
>arguing about poptarts
They're all shit.
Like my penis?
if your parents loved you, you would never have eaten a single poptart since they would give you real food to eat.
That shit looks radioactive.
The best flavor is gingerbread. Too bad it only comes out near Christmas time.
They're like donuts, but long and star shaped so it has greater surface area to get deep-fried.
They're not bad.
No, there's a difference between an unwashed penis looking deep-fried and something that's deep-fried
It's so fucking good, it gets radioactivity from all the radios sponsoring that shit. It's THAT fucking good.
And waste a perfect sex slave with bullets?
That's not what the commercials told me when I was growing up, anon.
And I'm pretty sure that kid on the rad skateboard knows a little more about being cool than you do, pal.
How much is one of this?
I'm from eastern europe and those kinds of sundaes with fruit and wafers are enormously popular, basically being what everyone gets when you're at a café or at the beach
That, and the fact that Japanese cuisine tends to emphasise appearance as much taste (hence the ridiculously complex bento boxes out there), it makes sense that they'd pick a fancy sundae over a piece of pie or whatever
I was actually one of those kids on the rad skateboard.
Ok well not really but I was in an oatmeal commercial once.
A dollar. They're bigger than that too.
Hey, I'm the rad kid and I did it for the money
I actually prefer Hot Pockets.
>I'm from eastern europe and those kinds of sundaes with fruit and wafers are enormously popular
It's called a parfait, Anon.
Cinnamon is best.
>natural and artificial flavor
Surely people don't really eat this shit?
that's why americans eat shit and die obese from heart attacks, because they allow commercials targeted at little kids
Depends on how good you want it.
What? I wanted to be you guys when I grew up.
How did you end up on /a/ with the rest of us?
Also, post the commercials
Is this image real, buddy?
>tfw no matter how hard you try either the center is still cold or you burn the edges
You're damn right I eat this shit.
>implying anime isn't totally radical to the max
Get with the times, nerd.
Cinnamon is ass tier.
In most countries, you die from not eating enough.
In the western world, you die from eating too much.
If that's not something to be proud of, then I don't know what is.
>Using 2 frosting packs instead of just 1
>Doing it with the 2nd to last strudel so your family is stuck with the icingless strudel
They had their suspicions, but I always got away with it.
>not owning a toaster oven
>not liking the edges crispy
I was the kid that jumped over the chink kid at the very start.
You're supposed to go full yandere and stab it with a fork
What's it like having a literal taste for shit? Because that what every other poptart is in comparison to cinnamon.
>people on /a/ RIGHT NOW that can't realize that plain strawberry is god tier in poptarts.
Of course it is, KnK ep. 6
Have your mother live vicariously through you at a young age and be forced to sit through dozens of auditions and be yelled at when you didn't make it.
Then finally make your parents ease off when you try to kill yourself by downing the contents of their medicine cabinet at 14.
shit sucked, man
funny part: accidently included 8 of my mother's birth control tablets with my death-cocktail
Anon this commercial was made in 2011.
>not putting the toaster halfway as if you were lightly toasting bread, then finishing it for like 10-30 seconds in the microwave so the center gets good and hot
I thought we were all little girls?
I know, and we call them melbas here. I just figured sundae would be the easiest for the amerifats posting pop-tarts to grasp
I guess it's a crime here to get less than three by a dollar, but there's no scale on the pic so I can't say how big they're (also I can't see if you get something inside of them like fudge or that shit half brown that I don't remember)
I don't have the budget for one yet.
There's a difference between crispy and blackened. And blackened is something I won't stand for. Don't like blackened meat, toast, marshmallows, etc. It's gotta be that perfect golden brown.
Do... do they... do they REALLY make poptarts without the frosting?
What the FUCK is wrong with you? Why would you eat that shit?
>funny part: accidently included 8 of my mother's birth control tablets with my death-cocktail
Sounds pretty badass, anon.
I hope things got a little better for you after that at least.
>the chink kid
They're ALL chink kids.
And he's still using a flipphone?
I thought that was japan, not africa.
That's not a girl in the commercial.
My parents would buy unfrosted strawberry. The rules was that we had to eat an unfrosted one before we got any of the good ones.
I think I'd know if I had a dick down there, bud.
That's really sad.
>8 of my mother's birth control tablets
Seeing as you took more than one you'll probably never get pregnant
Don't you watch anime? Flip phones are popular as hell in Japan.
I don't think so.
That's worth looking into, thanks anon.
It looks like there's some period blood in this.
Still? I thought they started using smartphones by now.
>My parents would buy unfrosted strawberry.
>The rules was that we had to eat an unfrosted one before we got any of the good ones.
Is this what healthy eating means in murrica?
I was a dumb kid
what the fuck
even without the frosting it's completely unhealthy
what is even the point of that
Poptarts suck. I have no idea why you guys liked eating them.
Taste so nice with milk. Clearly missing out.
Only person here with some sense.
The ones filled with dulce de leche or guava are fucking amazing
But i've only had it from a cuban place, not mexican.
Know what also tastes nice with milk?
>Tastes so nice with milk
Most pastries do. Even the other pop-tarts taste better.
you know what also tastes nice with milk?
hundreds of different things. thousands even
Your mom is one of those things
>Taste so nice with milk
Milk tends to make awful things taste better.
Poptarts were fucking shit tier, then again I only had them like twice in my life.
Empanadas filled with cheese and honeyballs were THE best mexican breakfast.
Goddamn that shit looks so good
You are all doing it wrong. Very wrong. You grab 6 of these and put microwave them for 30 seconds. Then a glass of milk.
Shame Japan does not like chocolate chip cookies.
You could just buy Chewy Chips Ahoy.
It's not the same, anon. It really isn't.
Best way to make them, as well as those breakfast scrambles they make. Their outer coating is pretty much the same, so you'll have to adjust your toaster to suit your preferences, but finishing them in the micro is the best way of ensuring the inside is properly cooked.
Or you could get cookies that aren't drier than a dead cactus.
Oreos > Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna try that next time I ever get Chips Ahoy.
>putting cookies in a microwave
What the fuck? Is this normal in America?
That looks out of place.
>Chewy Chips Ahoy
Nigga those things taste and feel like pouring the contents of a rubber factory into your mouth. I'm pretty sure that's how they're made too. Like, 80% rubber. Besides, the microwave makes the regular ones even softer, and warm and melty, so they feel like a warm hug in your mouth. Not that it matters because Oreos and milk is the superiour combination.
It's not really normal, but you should really try it.
As long as you don't cook them too long, it makes cookies taste a lot better.
That's not even a fair comparison considering that they're two different kinds of cookies.
And besides, Fudge Shoppe > everything
>not delicious smores
>not baking your own
Maybe you should eat real, freshly-baked cookies.
It works really well. The trick for me is to get a lightly damp paper towel and drape it over the cookies. By doing this, you evenly heat the cookies using the towel. It also adds moisture which is also good.
oh shit anon, you just want to watch world burns
Was just saying that Oreos are better for dunking in milk.
But fuck, those Keebler cookies are amazing.
What about girl scout cookies /a/?
I do all the time, but I'm pretty curious
Thin Mints and Tagalongs are the only answer. Put them in the freezer for maximum enjoyment.
Oreos are literally the best snack food you can have. They are 10/10, I could eat a box in 1 go but I don't because I'm not some fucking fatty
I've never heard of that
>Implying I don't bake my own when I have the time
Oreos are still good enough to buy on their own though.
You better make them from scratch if you're bringing this argument up.
Thin Mints and Samoas are god tier.
Overpriced Keebler imitations sold by disgusting smelly 3D brats shoved into shit by their tryhard mothers.
And Keebler is shit.
Anon I love freshly baked cookies, I actually like them the instant they get out of the oven. While they are really hot and gooey in the center.
But I can't bake cookies every time I want some. And then, do I eat the entire batch? You end up with some leftover cookies. That's when I do this >>100315561 on them and while not fresh, are still pretty good.
Samoa master race reporting in.
Thin mints have something in them I swear. I start eating them and then half the box is gone.
>Getting rid of the Lemon Coolers because they were too unhealthy.
Fuck you Girl Scouts. Suck my balls.
thin mints, samoas, and the tagalongs are the best
It's because ever year the box gets smaller and smaller...
What about porridge?
>make them from scratch
No shit, how else would you go about it? It's not worth eating if your arms aren't sore from all the manual stirring and cooking wizardry.
Grits > Oatmeal > Other
Get your Goldilocks britbong ass out of here. That shit is called oatmeal.
>You better make them from scratch
As opposed to what? Going full pleb and buying dough in a tube?
The other way is to use a shitty premade mix, like Betty Crocker or something.
I can't stand grits.
I'll take cinammon oatmeal over that any day.
Samoas. A loli delivered the ones I ordered the other day. They're in my closet right now.
The better question is why does every single fucking cake have strawberries on it?
I mean strawberries are good and all but come on Japan get some variety
Kill yourself. I live in the south and STILL can't fathom why people like them. It's like sand soup as a breakfast food.
Atole > Porridge
Strawberry cakes are cheap. They're perfect for high school girls.
Are you black? Because for some reason only black people can stand grits.
I bet you don't even know the difference between shortbread and cookies
Nope. In fact, my black friend doesn't like them.
>you will never eat a soul gem
Which did you put in your closet, /a/non? The samoas or the lolis?
news flash, girls like cakes with strawberries
Atole is shit.
WATASHI NO NIGGAS
I live even further south, and grits are the shit. Especially with a thin slice of butter.
I've had rice cooked in chicken broth.
It was good.
Yeah.... like mango or guava
>They're in my closet right now
I fucking hate mango.
and pic related best poptarts
It was a rhetorical question, friend.
What's Japan's fascination with curry anyway? It's shit.
Why don't they eat chicken?
Hard to tell online.
from what my brother tells me theres a niche audience in japan for mexican soap operas.
Peanut butter cremes represent.
>Year of our Lord 2007 + 7
How can you hate mango? Top tier tropical fruit.
>hating the best fruit
Poptart? More liek re-tard, amirite?
Fuck no. Tastes like I'm sand belting my tongue with glass powder.
What would you rather do, spend six months to raise an animal then kill it when it's fat enough or spend a few tears eating shit that the animal creates?
They do eat chicken karaage.
>2007 + 7
Jesus fuck, that's scary.
Once a time, my sister tried to make this in easter. The result was awful
Best fruits are apples and bananas.
That's a native japanese food. Can't remember what it was called.
Bananas are terrible.
do-si-dos master race
those lemon whateverthefucks also master race
No no no.
You don't belong here.
No, I'm sorry. Not that anon but he's right, mangos are bad. Fresh pi?a durazno is the best tropical fruit.
How does your sister fuck up pouring liquid onto a surface? She doesn't have problems pouring nigger cum on her face for god's sake.
what type of retarded chicken is this anon?
Pineapple is the best tropical fruit.
Especially as a part of Hawaiian pizza.
Fuck, forgot pineapple, right after mango
I only like Pineapple because it makes my cum taste good
Pretty good list, but you're missing the best fruit.
This was inevitable.
While I admit I do enjoy bananas, I prefer pineapple, kiwi, strawberries, and mangoes. You can pretty much drink pineapple juice straight out of the pineapple because it's so sweet.
Those better be the soft peaches and not the hard ones.
Kiwi is best tropical fruit.
You're terrible. I mean, who wouldn't want to tenderly suck on a long, yellow fruit erotically, working their way down the shaft as far as their throat can handle, then gently closing their mouth around it and snapping it with a graceful movement.
Just me? Oh.
What is that Flip dessert with the sweetened corn, jelly, and all sorts of other disgusting things served in a parfait cup?
I remember I recently saw it in a show. I guess the Japanese are beginning to enjoy Flip cuisine. I guess it's to be expected, they owned that shitty set of islands before.
Not as bad as Japan's obsession with mayonnaise
what are those cube like jellies.
Hell yeah my nigga. Is there any other way to go?
Now this shit is nice and refreshing.
Last week I went to a self-service buffe for lunch that had everything, up to fucking churros and fountain of hot chocolate.
eating all kinds of meat, pasta, fish, nougat and cheese for lunch at the same time is fine, but chocofuckingchurros? That takes it to a whole new level.
They suck because they require prep time or you can eat the shitty tasting skin that tastes like nipple hair.
Based English paving the way
Candy that sticks to your teeth forever.
But that sounds too close to bananas.
Because who wouldnt want to eat something hot and moist!
All fruits are best fruits. Except durian, fuck that.
Oh damn son are those some lychees? Those are amazing.
NPD says in-car meals are pretty much exclusively an American thing iirc
It makes me piss like a race horse. Probably too much sugar.
Ananas sounds too much like bananas, United Fruit Company wouldn't like that.
I hope you all are learning how to cook to live an enriching and possibly even healthy life.
hahaha, shit smell amirite
GET THE THIN MINTS
Depending on your answer, I might have to call the cops
I am from spain and everyone I know calls it "piña".
What about a churro, she might choke on it tough
Not surprised, we fucking love our cars.
the spanish for pineapple is piña.
and I'm pretty sure a lot of those are made up as well.
Who coconut here
Fuck lychees are amazing.
>This can't be real.
I always knew English was a terrible language, but fuck.
You reminded me of the whole New York's mayor pizza thing, where he got called "blasphemous" for eating a pizza with fork and knife. Apparently newyorkans consider weating pizza with their fingers one of their most fundamental traditions.
It's funny because America, traditions, and ancient don't go together. It's just that at one point in history the low classes started to see those who eat with tools with envy and resentment.
How's it feel to deny your waifu's hard work of peeling an apple in one go?
I fucking love coconut milk. I hate everything else coconut-related though.
What's with Japan getting raging erections over watermelons? Every fucking single SoL has it.
They look like Dots. Which are one of the shittiest jelly candies in existence. At least they're not Crows, however.
Strawberries are the perfect accompaniment to a fluffy cake
Also, fuck every single one of you in this thread for making me want sweets
even things cooked in coconut oil?
Coconut is pretty good on other things, but pretty bland alone.
I don't think a loli could fit in my closet
> It's just that at one point in history the low classes started to see those who eat with tools with envy and resentment.
Actually colonial Americans began eating with their forks in a different fashion from their European counterparts because they said fuck you I can spear AND scoop at the same time
Apples aren't too terrible, but their juice totally sucks.
They have a pretty bland taste.
Almond Joys are the superior candy.
>apple in shit tier
You might be getting the wrong kind of apples. Try a Pink Lady or Honeycrisp apple.
Why the fuck would you peel an apple? Do you not want that fiber?
they also love kfc.
and broken english.
They, in actuality, may be wrongly colored black people.
Watermelon is god tier fruit with usually god tier candy flavor.
Texan here, we call it a piña as well. Or a "paahnn-appul" depending on who you ask.
Too much work for what you get, there are better and easier to eat fruits.
At least they are better than fucking pomelo.
I sometimes feel like I'm the only one who likes hawaiian pizza
It's more because using a knife and fork is how you eat a Chicago pizza.
Poptarts are terrible and too sugary, and I say that as someone who loves sugar.
How small is your closet that you can't fit a 60-80lb girl inside it?
WHO POG HERE
P O G
FUCKING LOVE IT
It's easy to open a coconut. Just use a machete or even a drill.
Granny Smith are the best apples.
I don't think that's called a closet then
The juice from biting into an apple is just okay, but I love a glass of apple juice.
watermelon smashing is a thing to do I guess
and so it's a fruit associated with celebratory occasions/vacation
You people disgust me.
Granny Smith apples are the most pleb apples in the world.
Pink Lady calls your Granny vagina old and busted.
Is because it's liquid and white anon?
What about Mounds?
Nigger, you doing it the opposite.
>microwave to heat it up
>toaster to finish it off
Holy fuck I've never eaten a toaster strudel in my life but I always thought they looked kind of good.
I still think eating watermelons with salt is totally bizarre. It's a fruit, damn it, the taste is gonna get worse.
Granny Smith and McIntosh a shit. Gold and Delicious good tier.
I find Asian food to be disgusting
too much seafood.
Sucks living in an Asian area too
Excellent taste. Now you just need some Maggi sauce on it or ketchup.
I concur, but they shrivel up quite fast. I would refrigerate them, but that makes them excruciating to bite into.
Next you're going to say enjoying sleep is disgusting.
What a slut
Fuck you, Fuji is where it's at
I hate Oreos so fucking much. They taste like dirt and sugar.
All you niggas obviously don't know the best flavor is your mom.
This post made me hard.
Arroz con leche Mustard Race.
Try it some time. The salt helps bring out the sweetness. That's part of why you put a little salt into cookie batter.
I rather have a cold hard apple then a cool mildy soft one.
So you like the taste of menopause and my semen?
Golden Delicious is the superior apple breed, all others are pretenders.
Sleep is essential, on the other hand consuming unnecessary foods like ice cream, chips, fries, burgers and all those beverages like coke is just stupid. All you need is a healthy diet consisting of vegetables, meat, fruits and water. That's it. No condiments, no carcinogens, no nothing.
Did I just walk into a doujin?
Guava is literally the best fruit in existence. There is no fruit that tops guavas.
I fucking hate most Mexicans but their food is the best.
Japan Town in San Francisco has 2 crepe places.
One is FUCKING SHITTY, but is cheap and fast. It is staffed almost entirely by flips and mexicans.
The other, smaller one, is staffed by 4 Japanese people.
The mexiflip place uses a machine to make their crepes, and they end up CRISPY[/spoiler)
The Japanese run place always gives you a warm and soft crepe.
Also, the Japanese place has more fillings and combinations.
Straberries + condensed milk + chocolate shavings is godlike.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>That's it. No condiments, no carcinogens, no nothing.
Who let the anitfun police into this thread?
Golden Delicious doesn't have shit on Honeycrisp.
What's wrong Anon-kun? Could it be that you are craving my pizza?
What are those spongy soft churro like things filled with starberry filling?
Are those also churros or what?
>arroz con leche
The texture of arroz con leche makes me gag. It's disgusting.
I knew I wasn't the only one that put ketchup on pizza, sometimes I put barbeque sauce.
>Ketchup at all
It's a shame most people don't care about their health. Well, I guess it's just natural selection.
Watching anime is an unnecessary waste of time. You should spend every waking minute trying to better yourself in the most efficient way possible
I knew americunts cant pronounce for shit, but this is hilarious.
Repeat after me "Guayaba"
>not liking seafood
What a fucking pleb.
Next you'll tell me you don't like poultry either.
Damn it Gin-san, I'm hungry for a parfait as well.
Some mexican food is good.
However, I will never understand why they (or anyone) enjoys beans.
as opposed to the one that sounds too close to apple?
Ranch dressing on pizza is one of my guilty pleasures.
Guava and guayaba are two different fruits, man.
>The texture of arroz con leche makes me gag. It's disgusting.
It's not the texture anon, its a repressed memory.
I'm sorry having a cookie now and then means living to age 89 instead of 90.
You have your way, I have mine. I cook them in the toaster long enough to keep the outside crisp even when the steam from microwaving it puffs them up some. I'm gonna check your way though next time, just to see if there's any merit to it.
Then again, we could just keep them in the fridge instead of the fucking freezer and get rid of our problems altogether.
Japanese mayo is not the same as the stuff you are used to.
Ranch dressing goes on everything.
What's with the japanese and ketchup anyway?
They put it on everything, and even make pasta sauce out of it.
But you know it's not an apple because it's a PINEapple. Banana and Anana would be terrible.
Enjoy your cyanide and shit
>not enjoying the cum-like texture
I don't think you belong here
What does Jap mayo taste like? Cum of the gods?
No, just, no.
I bet you put chocolate sauce on pasta.
>not enjoying beans
What a sad life you lead. When cooked right they are seriously delicious.
Honeycrisp are the closest to beating Golden Delicious, but they just aren't quite there. Golden Delicious has the perfect crisp-to-juicy ratio as well as the best sour-to-sweet ratio. If WWII was apples, Hitler would be supporting the Golden Delicious master race and burning Granny Smith in droves.
salt brings out sweetness.
see: salted caramel
>not putting ranch in the sauce before baking
It's like you've never been to Pizza Ranch in your life.
I rarely see people eating when walking and I live in Amerifat
>complaining about americans not getting the pronunciation right
>still haven't managed VTC in English
No, pasta is plain with a little butter, salt and Parmesan cheese. Who in the fuck thinks pasta and chocolate go together?
Confirming the English, Dutch and in Japanese we say パイナップル、so pineapple again.
Enjoy your heartattacks.
Your language has undreds of homonyms and you get all autistic because vaguely similar rhyming words?
Jokes on you, the cancer will kill me first.
I hope so.
>not enjoying beans
What the three-legged fuck is wrong with you, you nuclear thundercunt?
>Japanese we say パイナップル、so pineapple again.
Funny Japan prefers humiliating themselves with things they can't pronounce right instead of just saying ananasu that would roll easily in they language.
>I rarely see people eating when walking
That's because most amerifats don't walk, at all.
Plain spaghetti with molten black chocolate is actually pretty good.
Inorite? Those fucking gooks, how dare they not do things MY way?
They have this awful dry texture to them that is just...
We fly on the outstretched wings of eagles.
Just the thought of that is gross.
DID SOMEONE SAY FRUIT?
How do you not appreciate chili?
Chili is best without beans.
this nigga knows
Now when you say black, what percentage are we talking?
Baked beans are bad yes, but Mexican beans are great.
BECAUSE I THINK SOMEONE SAID FRUIT
Is the next episode out and subbed yet?
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT, JAPANESE SAMURAI?
If it's not toast it's killing anime
It's your fault for cooking 'em dry. Don't do that.
Even like that, they wind up with the dry texture.
Its not that they're actually dry.
Because Kubo ruined it.
>too much seafood
This literally does not exist
This thread has made me want steak
I can cook beans for you, senpai
Asian and latin seafood is AT LEAST god-like
God, I could murder someone for some good Seafood.
Calamari, Shrimp, steamed crab, Scallops, Clams, oh god, I could die happy if I had those right now.
Gimme a good shrimp platter and I'll do whatever you want. Coconut shrimp, shrimp scampi, fried shrimp, cocktail shrimp, etc. It's all I need to survive in this world.
I love crab so much, its so good and doesn't fill you up at all.
I would go on a date with you.
Best seafood is fried seafood.
Sue me, I like my food crispy.
I've been living in Corpus Christi for over a year but I haven't gotten a chance to try any of the seafood places because all of my friends are retards.
If by "Next", you mean 13? Yes
Anyway, /m/en, I'll be leaving.
Some is good fried, like clams, other, like crab, is great steamed.
Or you could go with shrimp which you can cook however and they're still delicious.
disregard friends attain shrimp
I'll have to agree with >>100319566
Disregard friends, obtain delicious seafood.
Why not a Toaster Stroodle
So we're all going on a shrimp date?
Leave those niggas in the dust, get your seafood, and have some coconut shrimp for me.
why not a toaster strudel between two pop tarts? or a toaster strudel between two toaster strudels ?
Finally, an excuse to post this.
Get some Calamari for me, I want someone to enjoy it, even if it isn't me
Colonel Sanders please go. The Double Down was an awful idea. Chicken is my favorite food, but really? That's asking for trouble.
You mean you copied it from the thread yesterday and you 'finally' get to post it?
Fucking kids on this board man.
Actually, I posted it in the thread yesterday
This is a pineapple! You know, something that actually grows on a pine!
Who cares, which means you'd already have posted it, what's with your retarded sentence.
>A day with /a/
Can't handle it.
Thats a pineCONE
See how its cone shaped?
Who chimichurri here?
I said it and I'd go through with it, only if it's a seafood/shrimp date though.
me in the corner in the back.
Its more a vaguely on topic reason to post it, instead of "post things you never get a chance to post" thread.
Either way, We're discussing food.
What is your favorite fruit?
Better if she has it between her tits
No, this time we will improve, we will change the formula, inform the masses, throw off the ideas of old, and plot a strategy. This will be the beginning of a new age, we will call it the age of the double up
I would, we could all enjoy seafood and not talk about anime, because we have /a/ for that.
Anything tropical, probably a good kiwi/mango/passion fruit.
qt mood solver
Funny story, the enzymes in pineapples tenderize and digest you as you eat them.
Banana = Anana
Banana = 'nana
>Have gallbladder issues
>Can only eat foods with a tiny bit of fat in it or I will suffer in terrible agony for hours
>Can't enjoy most of the foods I used to love
>Couldn't eat most of the cookies or dinner I made for Christmas
>Can't eat anything in this thread even though it looks fucking delicious
We would talk about the birds and bees.
And I would give you a hug.
and then proceed to eat my food next to you
So what's your diet? Water and lettuce?
Personally, I love pineapples. However, a good pomegranate is never a bad choice either.
>Pomme de pin
>Not Pineapple in english but pinecone
>Ananas is pineapple.
Fuck you english.
They're not fond of latino area beans. Beans to them are sweet.
This is your chance to take on a all pepper diet and become the jalapeno man of women's dreams.
You poor soul.
Is there anything you can do for it so you can enjoy food again?
I have pomegranates at home, they're a slight hassle, the same way I don't like fish with many pin bones, but I'll clean some up tomorrow and eat em.
No pineapples at home though, might have a banana.
>Every schoolgirl series ever.
This made me get up to make toast with jam.
Damn you got me thinking of strawberry cheesecake.
I want a nice cold strawberry cheesecake or b&j's with the flavor.
That looks fucking oiishi.
Oh man, that looks delicious.
Sweet fluffy cake, with the sweet, and slightly tart, taste of strawberries, and a light touch of whipped cream accenting the whole package.
Dammit anon, now I want some, and it's one in the morning. Blackcurrant jam is a new discovery of mine and I love it.
They've already made it so that everyone is attractive, hot girls have zero experience with boys, and no one has to (really) work or go to school. Might as well make dessert ridiculous while they're at it.
>schoolgirls on /a/
I like it when /a/ talks about food.
they do have to work and go to school, but they don't show it because who the fuck wants to watch that?
>not expecting us to be like what we like
Why are strawberries so terrible? All I here is about how sweet they are, and strawberries are the most sour, disgusting fruit known to man.
Theres nothing like a good fruit for breakfast.
Please no bully strawberry
I want to bury my face in that rabbit freak's stomach fur then rub it around a bunch
naturally grown ones are sour, artificial ones are tasty.
You've never had good strawberries then.
A good strawberry will have an overall sweetness, with a small hint of tartness to accentuate the sweet.
You should've put a spoiler on that image. I had a mini heart attack.
Apple worst fruit.
Low fat. I'm fine with chicken and turkey, but for some reason as soon as I got properly diagnosed my mom decided to buy a ton of pork and beef.
Fruits and vegetables are fine. So are potatoes and rice. Some of the more blander cereals and 1% milk are fine.
Can't eat baked goods, but in the last month I had to bake tons of desserts for family, church, and guests.
Can't eat nuts, fried food or heavy dairy. Can't add very much cooking oil or butter when frying (stir fries don't need much anyways). I probably should be cutting down on sweets too, but I need SOMETHING that I can enjoy.
My mom also bought ice cream the other day. I I feel a bit insulted.
As much as I love spicy food, that can be a problem too. I can't make things as spicy as I used to, but I try to slip in a little cayenne pepper here and there for a little kick. I'm sure capsicum has some health benefits too; though I can't think of any at the moment.
Not that I know.
I want to watch you do it.
And you're a qt
I am sorry anon, it's just the circle of life, I would give you another hug afterwards.
that looks like an american-style steak to me.
Now I'm watching Gaim thanks to you guys.
I love you all.
>There people rigth now in /a/ that have never eat Pomegranate
>but for some reason
Sounds like same reason as >>100320288
real mexican food sucks ass. the stuff you're thinking of is actually tex-mex
I do love them, but the shit return for the labour is a little off-putting
what the hell happened to my gif?
now I really want to go on an /a/ food date, with all these shy and awkward people just sitting there enjoying the same thing.
Grenades are delicious, but it's a pain to eat.
Last one I ate exploded in my hands.
>there are people in this very thread that have never had a fresh picked pomegranate
Neighbor had them growing over the fence, down the street someone had a tree, shit is fucking delicious.
>eating corn instead of oats
Keep sucking that federal dick.
You need to go faster
>best threads aren't related to anime
The last time that i eat some pomegranate i got a wee bit of immortality
Corn is fucking delicious.
Now did ya lad?
yeah that sounds more like a drawer, cabit if i'm generous.
wildberry was absolutely disgusting you freaks
close, but brown sugar and cinnamon was the best
I've almost never eaten any seafood in my life. One time when I was five I ate some unidentified fish and got sick, so I stopped after that.
What's the top-tier entry-level seafood so that I can kickstart a taste for it?
yeah, Mexicans always get their steaks well done. source: I work in a restaurant
Lobster, if money is not an issue
Salmon or Cod.
I thought they were hard to eat, but now I can eat them really fast.
you just cut them in half and hit them with a stick, so the fruit falls into a plate.
You can prepare one in 1 or 2 minutes with this, although you should be careful not to spray your clothes.
Shrimp is mid tier, and can be eaten in an almost insane number of ways
For classy, you'll want to go for something like calamari, lobster, or crab
Shrimp, and you can't really go wrong with it either.
I wouldn't start with things like squid, clams, etc, they're all for particular tastes.
>hitting fruit with a stick is genius
That's not how it works Anon.
Maybe you should stop being fat cunt, woman?
We're the same people who got outsmarted by a gorilla.
A box, a stick, and a banana on a string tied to the ceiling
I honestly never understood why people never thought of this. I always thought it was the standard way of eating pomegranate until I saw people actually picking them out one by one.
Like, how do people think that's efficient or the best way?
Any sort of tuna. Go to a nice restaurant and get a nice steak.
It was probably hereditary since my mom and grandma have/had it, but yeah me being fat certainly doesn't help.
A lot of fish is shit and will put you off easily.
Is it worth it to import if I'm a swefag?
Welcome to the reason Amerifats are called Amerifat.
Yes, at least once.
>/a/ food date
There is nothing more entry level and not very seafoody than tuna.
People suggesting shrimp are stupid. I gag on it. But a nice tuna steak is great.
And I said nice restaurant.
I fucking love mangoes and I'm allergic.
There's something wrong with you, son.
No, it's just one of those generic things that some countries have and others don't and the people then praise it like it's the best thing.
Think of the first 'kind of okay' thing you have in sweden and not elsewhere, now think about it's appeal if you were not in sweden.
Don't trust him, strawberry poptarts taste like literal shit
>A lot of fish is shit
But that's wrong
>It is born male, becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and reproduces by tossing clouds of sperm and eggs into the surrounding water. If it is alone, it will procreate by self-fertilization
How so very bizarre the anatomy of clams is.
>My one opinion is not more stupid than the other 7 peoples'
>not fertilizing yourself
Japan doesn't like chocolate chip cookies? Finally I find a place where people will agree with me that chocolate chip cookies and hopefully that cookies in general are shit.
Non-packaged factory cookies aren't much to crave about, but good cookies certainly exist.
Shrimp is like eating a fucking alien compared to a cut of fish. It is not more entry level.
I meant packaged.
Fresh baked cookies are one of the miracles of the universe
I've always liked fish but shrimp disgusts me
Even if that's not samefag, that's 2 vs 10, so as a recommendation it's dismissed.
I wanna taste your shit then
>Japan doesn't have much of a Spanish influence
what were the 1500s
Doesn't Japan love paella?
the cyanide is in the SEEDS dumbass
It's more of a portuguese influence than spanish, TBH. They're in several aspects of japanese culture.
Here in Buenos Aires we have a lot of japs, and there are coming more and more lately.
And chinks are already part of the scenery here.
The samurais started using riffles in battle because spanish mariners forgot their riffles in the island
I'm sorry anon but I've just never had a cookie that I actually enjoyed. They're too dry and usually too sweet.
I fucking love food.
i got terrible food poisoning from undercooked pancakes as a kid.
a decade later and the thought of pancakes makes me gag.
ive even given them a couple of tries over the years, but after a couple bites, im just put off.
Huh, I thought it was because the portuguese and the dutch traded those rifles with them. The more you know...
at least post hte full resolution you faggot
i dont like shrimp anymore because most people dont clean the shit out properly
Oreos are pretty fucking good.
fuck you dots are the best
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