The MC of the last anime you watched just slapped your waifu on the ass.
(If your waifu is the MC of the last anime you watched, your waifu was slapped on the ass by the main antagonist of the last anime you watched)
So Sailor Mars got slapped on the ass by one of the Sakura-Trick-girls..
I think the result would be general awkwardness.
I don't think the kid from Cannon Fodder could reach Shuri's ass.