Last time we did this, /a/, nearandmello faggots invaded.
LET THE LIGHT SHINE!
>LET THE LIGHT SHINE!
Did L ever say what he would do if he could kill criminals with only a face and name?
NearandMello faggots you say?
Hey. Fuck you. That was amazing.
Kill Kira. What else?
Fuck, they infiltrated our shit again. //
they're the cancer that crapped DN
So, he would kill criminals like Light?
We must unite with other countries to destroy the enemy known as Near & Mello.
No. Maybe. Yeah. I'm a hypocrite.
But Kira first, other priorities later.
He would kill the fucking Near and Mello faggots.
DID SOMEBODY SAY NEAR? I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY NEAR.
Nice to know.
TAKE HIM OUT!
Go get your own thread. Seriously, you faggots already ruined the show, let us have our fun.
Bunch of silly stand-in kiddies fagging my shit up = Near and Mello
That is so wrong in every way...
Without his memory, Light couldn't even imagine killing people like that, but it didn't take him that long after getting the DL to start smiting criminals.
Aw, don't be like that. We know you like us. ;)
Well, so much for deep plot.
NO, YOU STOLE MY NINTENDO DS, FUCK
I'll admit that you're slightly better than the Mello faggots at grammar and shit like that, but you faggots have way too many image dump threads.
Don't forget Matt.
Is he acceptable, or is he in the same category as the nearandmello faggots?
THIS IS BULLSHIT, AS ALWAYS.
Did everyone forget about Misa Misa?
What about... Matt?
Go to sleep Misa.
Matt is my friend, so he's quite all right. Just don't let him out without my permission.
He's a faggot just like fucking Near and Mello and get him out of my thread.
Fuck you faggots, just stop posting already, this shit isn't funny anymore. Fuck off already.
No. You suck.
Protip: Everyone in Death Note is a faggot.
Why don't you guys like me?
Oh, we do. We do.
I'm getting a brand-new Coral pink Ds lite next week, pics?
Why are there so many Death Note threads today? Are you guys all Dub Note watchers that I could spoil?
Damn, already pre-ordered it.
Pink? Fuck, don't get pink.
I've already watched the show, and bout half-way through the manga. Manga | Anime
You mean... You mean... Near... dies?!
I already know the spoilers. L kills Light and it turns out Near was the real Kira and Light was just some guy with a notebook.
Raito-kun, we have a situation. Someone is going around parading with our pictu...
I mean they're cruelly impersonating us.
Well, records show our security system sucks ass, so. It's your fault.
Why in the fuck is it always my fault?!
Because you are a fucking dolt, okay? Let it crash.
Hey guys is this the GL thread?
Dude, your guys' shit suck. Seriously, Norton Anti-virus can't even save you now. Just let it go and jooooinnnn ussss.
Why doesn't anyone like my character?
Why are there so many Nearfags here today?
BASTARD! It's you causing this havoc!
Not right now Viral, the men are talking.
As much as I must stay, I will take my leave and let you two work it out.
Hey, I'm doing some shit too...
This won't end well.
You mah bro?
This is fuckin' incredible.
Meanwhile in Boston...etc..
And wow I thought this pic I have is gay.
Hey, man, are you okay?
Wait, is he on our side, or is he with the nearandmello faggots?
He's with the faggots, but we seem to like him anyway?
Don't know, not really following this shit.
LOL, YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOL, HIS GENDER IS BEING CHANGED IN DUB NOTE.
Wait, what? Source?
FUCKING KNEW YOU'D BE BACK IN. BUT GUESS WHAT, I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR ASS!
Death Note RP was fucking gay last year and it's fucking gay now
That...that is impossible.
No, WHAT ABOUT YOU.
Near is divine <3
I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.
WHY ARE YOU IN CAPS? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
GO BACK THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG
I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH.
WHY ARE WE ARGUING, CHILDREN?
20 POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF AND SLYTHERIN.
I CANNOT SEE THE TRUTH, WH
LAIGHTO COULD ONLY WISH HE WAS THIS MOE
Fuck you guys, I'm going home.
Ain't got nothing on me.
Raito-kun... you promised me...
DIDN'T I KILL YOUR FACE EARLIER? GO BACK TO NEARMELLO FAGGOTS, BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY THERE.
But...YOU PROMISED ME A LOLLIPOP!
FINE. YOU WANT A LOLLIPOP?
PULL THE FUCKING DILDO OUT OF YOUR HOLE AND LET'S GO TO THE FUCKING CANDY SHOP, YOU PUSSY.
why does she look like Edward from FMA?
Mello is a guy.
OH YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY HOT.
I'M SORRY. IT'S OKAY. AT LEAST YOU HAVE 'JUST AS PLANNED' GOING FOR YOU.
...how much do you want?
HAH, I'm eavesdropping.
NOTHING. ONLY TO FILTHY THIS THREAD EVEN FURTHER WITH MOE PICTURES OF FATTY.
Piss off, mate.
High-five, down-low. :D
OKAY... AND I AM DONE POSTING. HAVE FUN.
QUIT LURKING AND REVEAL YOURSELVES. HOW MANY?
Sexy beast, you.
Let's get some Near rape in here.
HAHA oh wow
Surprisingly in b4 "soft like cake"
Not sure I like where this is going
Have some good old-fashioned copypasta than:
With him seated on my lap, facing away from me, I unbutton his shirt and caress his chest, massaging his nipples, teasing, pulling, rubbing, clockwise, counter-clockwise, up and down, left and right until his own erection becomes visible. Near's breath consisting of shallow, discordant breaths, yet his chest rose up and down uniformly. His face was now flush with lust.
He looked so cute.
I explore his mouth with my own, lightly nibbling on his lips and drawing out his tongue. His saliva tasted so sweet.
Then I grab his erection and rub as hard and fast I can while he helplessly yelps, moans and writhes in pure sexual bliss. He no longer has any semblance to the cool, calculated boy he once was. In futility, he grabs my hands as I continue to vigorously massage his erection. His moans now become gasps and his yelps, cries. I bring him close to climax before I let go. He hungrily whimpers and thrusts into the air while I hold his hands in place to keep him from satisfying himself.
The denial of sexual satisfaction causes several tears to adorn his cheeks.
Then, I slam him hard against the floor, facing me, and violently and sloppily kiss him, consuming his tears, feeling his hot, shallow breath against my cheeks.
Finally, I tear off his pants and pull down his boxers, revealing his erection. I trail his thighs with sloppy, wet kisses. In response he whimpers, erraticly thrusting into the air.
I step back and admire the lusty pale boy that lay before me. His chest quickly rising up and down like some frightened animal, his lips slick with our kisses, and his face blanketed with a pink blush. He really did look so cute.
THE CAKE IS A LIE, and so is MELLO, fucking trap...
Then, I coat my fingers in lube and enter him with my pointing finger as he cries out in pain. Another finger; the index. He madly alternates between cries and pants. His body writhing intensely and his entrance twitching. I gently plant kisses on his chest. Finally, I insert the ring finger. His cries reverberate throughout the room and tears stream down his cheeks. Worried, I asked him if he's okay. He nods lazily, his face polluted with sexual desire. I explore his entrance noting the tightness and the warmth while he desperately clings to the linoleum tile.
I withdraw my fingers and push his legs far back so that they're hovering over his body, and his feet, socks still in-tact, nearly set beside his shoulders. Finally, I position myself and penetrate the boy as he lets out a slow, sexy gasp. He feels so warm and tight, I nearly come right there. Slowly, I thrust into him. Whimpers and breathy gasps escape his pink, supple lips.
I decide to go faster.
Near's back arches as I rhythmically and quickly pump into his tight, quivering entrance.. His cries sound so cute and his mouth now making a cute 'O' shape. Gasps, moans, and the contact between our skin is all that I can hear. I pump harder and faster and he cries out louder and louder until I finally come inside of him, seed spilling out onto the floor. His own fluids decorate his chest--now rising up and down.
I pull out of him and caress his cheeks before chastely kissing his forehead and then his lips.
Near would wear a red playboy bunny outfit complete with flesh-colored pantyhose. It'd barely cover his cute, pink tits. Oh, and he'd have his hands up against the wall while bent over. He would be half-pissed and half-embarassed.
First, I would foreplay a bit and press my erection against where his entrance would be and rub my cock between his clothed cheeks, occasionally copping a feel of his delicious little ass.
And then I'd thumb his dick through the cloth until he wet his outfit with precum. All the while he'd tremble from the touch and try to keep from getting too excited. I'd spank his ass a couple of times and he'd wince a bit and bitch at me since he'd be so humiliated by it.
Finally, I'd slide the panty area of the bunny suit away from his hole and tear the surrounding pantyhose, revealing his milky skin. Slowly, I'd penetrate his vulgar hole and he'd whimper and make a cute little face as I'd fill his ass up with my cock.
Then, holding his petite waist, I'd mercilessly fuck him, audibly slamming that snarky ass of his while he'd writhe and buck his hips onto my cock, moaning and gasping. Precum would drip from his clothed erection. And I'd be hitting his sweet spot over and over and over again. His cute little anus would both try to suck me inside and push me out.
At last, he'd cum with a cute wail gripping tightly onto the wall and soaking his outfit. Meanwhile, I'd fill him to the brim with semen which would slowly leak out of his freshly-fucked sex and sully his pantyhose-covered thighs and legs. His pinkened face would be so sweet and wanting. And, I'd trail kisses up his spine, eventually kissing his slightly chapped lips. The kiss would deepen as I'd worship his hot little mouth.
it's amazing how many time's i've fapped to this copypasta
THIS THREAD IS STILL HERE?