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Last time we did this, /a/, nearandmello faggots invaded.

LET THE LIGHT SHINE!
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>>10030353
>LET THE LIGHT SHINE!

Irony.
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>>10030364
Did L ever say what he would do if he could kill criminals with only a face and name?
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NearandMello faggots you say?
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>>10030353

Hey. Fuck you. That was amazing.
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>>10030387
Kill Kira. What else?
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>>10030400

Fuck, they infiltrated our shit again. //
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>>10030429
they're the cancer that crapped DN
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>>10030408
So, he would kill criminals like Light?
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>>10030429
>>10030445

We must unite with other countries to destroy the enemy known as Near & Mello.
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>>10030471

No. Maybe. Yeah. I'm a hypocrite.

But Kira first, other priorities later.
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>>10030471
He would kill the fucking Near and Mello faggots.
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>>10030467
DID SOMEBODY SAY NEAR? I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY NEAR.
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>>10030482

Nice to know.
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>>10030504

TAKE HIM OUT!
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>>10030504

>>Weapun.
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>>10030504
Go get your own thread. Seriously, you faggots already ruined the show, let us have our fun.
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>>10030540

Bunch of silly stand-in kiddies fagging my shit up = Near and Mello
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>>10030572

That is so wrong in every way...
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>>10030500
Without his memory, Light couldn't even imagine killing people like that, but it didn't take him that long after getting the DL to start smiting criminals.
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>>10030565
Aw, don't be like that. We know you like us. ;)
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>>10030608

Well, so much for deep plot.
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>>10030620

NO, YOU STOLE MY NINTENDO DS, FUCK


FUCKING GUY
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>>10030353
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>>10030620
I'll admit that you're slightly better than the Mello faggots at grammar and shit like that, but you faggots have way too many image dump threads.
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Don't forget Matt.
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>>10030645
Is he acceptable, or is he in the same category as the nearandmello faggots?
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THIS IS BULLSHIT, AS ALWAYS.
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Did everyone forget about Misa Misa?
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>>10030645

W-What?
What about... Matt?
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>>10030716

Go to sleep Misa.
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>>10030716

WHAT?
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>>10030727

Matt is my friend, so he's quite all right. Just don't let him out without my permission.
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>>10030727
He's a faggot just like fucking Near and Mello and get him out of my thread.

Fuck you faggots, just stop posting already, this shit isn't funny anymore. Fuck off already.
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>>10030786

No. You suck.
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>>10030786
Protip: Everyone in Death Note is a faggot.
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>>10030810
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Why don't you guys like me?
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>>10030841

Oh, we do. We do.
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>>10030826
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>>10030869
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I'm getting a brand-new Coral pink Ds lite next week, pics?
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Why are there so many Death Note threads today? Are you guys all Dub Note watchers that I could spoil?
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>>10030937

Damn, already pre-ordered it.
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>>10030928
Pink? Fuck, don't get pink.
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>>10030962

I've already watched the show, and bout half-way through the manga. Manga | Anime
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>>10030962

You mean... You mean... Near... dies?!
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>>10030962
I already know the spoilers. L kills Light and it turns out Near was the real Kira and Light was just some guy with a notebook.
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>>10030994
I wish.
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>>10030957

Raito-kun, we have a situation. Someone is going around parading with our pictu...

I mean they're cruelly impersonating us.
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>>10031038

Well, records show our security system sucks ass, so. It's your fault.
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>>10031065

Why in the fuck is it always my fault?!
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>>10031084

Because you are a fucking dolt, okay? Let it crash.
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Hey guys is this the GL thread?
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>>10031112

Dude, your guys' shit suck. Seriously, Norton Anti-virus can't even save you now. Just let it go and jooooinnnn ussss.
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Why doesn't anyone like my character?
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>>10031149
Why are there so many Nearfags here today?
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>>10031149

BASTARD! It's you causing this havoc!
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>>10031135
Not right now Viral, the men are talking.
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>>10031149

As much as I must stay, I will take my leave and let you two work it out.
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>>10031175
Hey, I'm doing some shit too...
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>>10031149

This won't end well.
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>>10031221

You mah bro?
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>>10031221

This is fuckin' incredible.
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>>10031295
Suddenly, NIGGERS.
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Meanwhile in Boston...etc..
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>>10031343
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>>10031346

And wow I thought this pic I have is gay.
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>>10031396

Hey, man, are you okay?
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>>10031451
Wait, is he on our side, or is he with the nearandmello faggots?
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>>10031566
He's with the faggots, but we seem to like him anyway?

Don't know, not really following this shit.
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>>10031295
LOL, YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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>>10031786
LOL, HIS GENDER IS BEING CHANGED IN DUB NOTE.
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>>10031806
Wait, what? Source?
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>>10031806

...what?
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>>10033045

FUCKING KNEW YOU'D BE BACK IN. BUT GUESS WHAT, I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR ASS!

FAGGOT
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Death Note RP was fucking gay last year and it's fucking gay now
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>>10033094

That...that is impossible.
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>>10033107

No, WHAT ABOUT YOU.

FUCK YOU.
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Near is divine <3
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>>10033131

I FIND THAT HARD TO BELIEVE.
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>>10033152

WHY ARE YOU IN CAPS? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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>>10033160

GO BACK THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG
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>>10033152
I ONLY SPEAK THE TRUTH.
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>>10033172

WHY ARE WE ARGUING, CHILDREN?

20 POINTS FROM HUFFLEPUFF AND SLYTHERIN.
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>>10033192

I CANNOT SEE THE TRUTH, WH
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>>10033208
LAIGHTO COULD ONLY WISH HE WAS THIS MOE
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Fuck you guys, I'm going home.
Ain't got nothing on me.
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>>10033227

FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Raito-kun... you promised me...
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>>10033285

DIDN'T I KILL YOUR FACE EARLIER? GO BACK TO NEARMELLO FAGGOTS, BEFORE I BEAT YOUR ASS ALL THE WAY THERE.
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>>10033285

But...YOU PROMISED ME A LOLLIPOP!
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>>10033329

FINE. YOU WANT A LOLLIPOP?

PULL THE FUCKING DILDO OUT OF YOUR HOLE AND LET'S GO TO THE FUCKING CANDY SHOP, YOU PUSSY.
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>>10033358

God dayum.
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>>10033388

why does she look like Edward from FMA?
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>>10033427

Mello is a guy.
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>>10033427
OH YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY HOT.
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hello
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>>10033509

...why? WHY?
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>>10033240
I'M SORRY. IT'S OKAY. AT LEAST YOU HAVE 'JUST AS PLANNED' GOING FOR YOU.
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>>10033551

...how much do you want?
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>>10033571

HAH, I'm eavesdropping.
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>>10033613

GTFO.
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>>10033571
NOTHING. ONLY TO FILTHY THIS THREAD EVEN FURTHER WITH MOE PICTURES OF FATTY.
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>>10033625

Piss off, mate.
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>>10033632

High-five, down-low. :D
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enough said
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SHOW YOURSELVES!
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>>10033669
OKAY... AND I AM DONE POSTING. HAVE FUN.
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>>10033718

QUIT LURKING AND REVEAL YOURSELVES. HOW MANY?
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>>10033722

Sexy beast, you.
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>>10033863

Obvious.
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Let's get some Near rape in here.
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>>10033869
HAHA oh wow
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>>10033881

Agreed.
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>>10034043
Surprisingly in b4 "soft like cake"
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cute x)
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>>10034020
Not sure I like where this is going
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>>10034097
needs copypasta
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>>10034074
cake?
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>>10033881
Have some good old-fashioned copypasta than:

With him seated on my lap, facing away from me, I unbutton his shirt and caress his chest, massaging his nipples, teasing, pulling, rubbing, clockwise, counter-clockwise, up and down, left and right until his own erection becomes visible. Near's breath consisting of shallow, discordant breaths, yet his chest rose up and down uniformly. His face was now flush with lust.
He looked so cute.
I explore his mouth with my own, lightly nibbling on his lips and drawing out his tongue. His saliva tasted so sweet.

Then I grab his erection and rub as hard and fast I can while he helplessly yelps, moans and writhes in pure sexual bliss. He no longer has any semblance to the cool, calculated boy he once was. In futility, he grabs my hands as I continue to vigorously massage his erection. His moans now become gasps and his yelps, cries. I bring him close to climax before I let go. He hungrily whimpers and thrusts into the air while I hold his hands in place to keep him from satisfying himself.

The denial of sexual satisfaction causes several tears to adorn his cheeks.
Then, I slam him hard against the floor, facing me, and violently and sloppily kiss him, consuming his tears, feeling his hot, shallow breath against my cheeks.

Finally, I tear off his pants and pull down his boxers, revealing his erection. I trail his thighs with sloppy, wet kisses. In response he whimpers, erraticly thrusting into the air.
I step back and admire the lusty pale boy that lay before me. His chest quickly rising up and down like some frightened animal, his lips slick with our kisses, and his face blanketed with a pink blush. He really did look so cute.
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THE CAKE IS A LIE, and so is MELLO, fucking trap...
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>>10034239
Then, I coat my fingers in lube and enter him with my pointing finger as he cries out in pain. Another finger; the index. He madly alternates between cries and pants. His body writhing intensely and his entrance twitching. I gently plant kisses on his chest. Finally, I insert the ring finger. His cries reverberate throughout the room and tears stream down his cheeks. Worried, I asked him if he's okay. He nods lazily, his face polluted with sexual desire. I explore his entrance noting the tightness and the warmth while he desperately clings to the linoleum tile.

I withdraw my fingers and push his legs far back so that they're hovering over his body, and his feet, socks still in-tact, nearly set beside his shoulders. Finally, I position myself and penetrate the boy as he lets out a slow, sexy gasp. He feels so warm and tight, I nearly come right there. Slowly, I thrust into him. Whimpers and breathy gasps escape his pink, supple lips.
I decide to go faster.
And faster.
And harder.
Near's back arches as I rhythmically and quickly pump into his tight, quivering entrance.. His cries sound so cute and his mouth now making a cute 'O' shape. Gasps, moans, and the contact between our skin is all that I can hear. I pump harder and faster and he cries out louder and louder until I finally come inside of him, seed spilling out onto the floor. His own fluids decorate his chest--now rising up and down.
I pull out of him and caress his cheeks before chastely kissing his forehead and then his lips.
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Near would wear a red playboy bunny outfit complete with flesh-colored pantyhose. It'd barely cover his cute, pink tits. Oh, and he'd have his hands up against the wall while bent over. He would be half-pissed and half-embarassed.
First, I would foreplay a bit and press my erection against where his entrance would be and rub my cock between his clothed cheeks, occasionally copping a feel of his delicious little ass.
And then I'd thumb his dick through the cloth until he wet his outfit with precum. All the while he'd tremble from the touch and try to keep from getting too excited. I'd spank his ass a couple of times and he'd wince a bit and bitch at me since he'd be so humiliated by it.
Finally, I'd slide the panty area of the bunny suit away from his hole and tear the surrounding pantyhose, revealing his milky skin. Slowly, I'd penetrate his vulgar hole and he'd whimper and make a cute little face as I'd fill his ass up with my cock.
Then, holding his petite waist, I'd mercilessly fuck him, audibly slamming that snarky ass of his while he'd writhe and buck his hips onto my cock, moaning and gasping. Precum would drip from his clothed erection. And I'd be hitting his sweet spot over and over and over again. His cute little anus would both try to suck me inside and push me out.
At last, he'd cum with a cute wail gripping tightly onto the wall and soaking his outfit. Meanwhile, I'd fill him to the brim with semen which would slowly leak out of his freshly-fucked sex and sully his pantyhose-covered thighs and legs. His pinkened face would be so sweet and wanting. And, I'd trail kisses up his spine, eventually kissing his slightly chapped lips. The kiss would deepen as I'd worship his hot little mouth.
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>>10034492

it's amazing how many time's i've fapped to this copypasta
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THIS THREAD IS STILL HERE?



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