What anime cliches are you getting really sick of?
jumping time i really hate this.
see Madoka, Mirai Nikki...etc
The entire childhood friend character
I enjoy them all, and my favorite is when the first episode starts with a girl running to school with the toaster in her mouth. Deal with it.
You meant a toast, right?
all of them
No a toaster, did i fucking stutter?
that one that villain(s)/ secondary character joins the same school of the MC. hate that shit.
Witch craft works is the only exception tho
Or was it intentional?
I'm legitimately confused.
I would post the comic but my old HD is dead
Over-the-top purity from both sides. Blushing like an elementary schoolgirl at the thought of drinking out of the same cup? Or even thinking about that at all? HOW are all of these fucking characters, who kill demons/monsters/criminals/etc., able to do all that but "INDIRECT KISSU" is just to much for them to handle?
I need more sluts in my chinese cartoons.
MC's loser friend whose only purpose is to point out even more how much better the MC is.
You know, usually, they do the exact opposite.
They are just constantly rejected and lose everything because that's the way the shitty writers want it.
Faggots who are better at everything but has a very DEEP problem inside (see L-elf).
>girl walks past arcade and grab machine catches her eye
>she keeps looking at it
>guy asks if she wants it
>"N-no I don't like toys..."
>guy wins it because "I used to do it all the time"
Suprised this isn't posted more in these threads, of all cliches like "EHH HENTAI" while camera goes up I find the arcade one too shitty and I just fastforward every time I see one now
>Having an international crisis
>Let middle school kids handle it
Natural talent overcomes hard work
Hard work overcomes natural talent
>it can't be helped
>it was all just a dream
>blowjob, titjob, sex, my hips are moving on their own, you came so much
>characters talking to themselves outloud
>hitting somebody because you don't like what they said
I guess I just don't like anime.
fucking useless ginger cunt
>A world-dominating, powerful kingdom
>It's leader is a 4ft tall loli
>Female character introduced as a strong fighter
>Suddenly turns weak enough that she has to be saved by the MC
>Instantly falls in love with him
You're legitimately new.
To be honest I find anime in general irritating
not just current anime either, I really do mean anime in general
When they never get it on despite that it's totally clear from day 1 that they have the hots for each other. It just gets sad after a while when they literally saved the galaxy three times togehter and still blush and stutter when they accidentaly are just in danger to touch each other.
Newfriend detector 2.0
People that don't die when they are killed
I already found it faglords
Stop being such elitists
Any and all romantic or harem plots/cliches that go with them. It's like they have a set of "we gotta do this, this and this" and every single story follows those points.
Guys cowering from a girls slap, rather than blocking, dodging, or having some kind of useful reflex.
It's impolite to not let girls hit you though.
Fucking transfer students.
I fucking hate perpetually grinning villains.
>Heroes save the day against lesser enemy
>Villain is in the shadows/standing in a really tall place, grinning
>Heroes fight villain
>He grins at them the whole time
>Hero beats the shit out of villain
>He grins and wipes the blood from his mouth
>They foil his plan
>He grins and says his plan failing was all part of the plan
>Everything is coming down around him, he has definitely lost
>He grins before he dies
I think I have seen every "oh no I innocently got myself in an awkward situation but nobody believes me" joke imaginable now.
Fucking this. It's always the same fucking thing.
It's impolite to hit somebody in the first place.
Spunky news reporters. I hate 'em.
But it's true.
Any series of improbable actions that gets the MC to land face first in a girls crotch, tits or pull off some of her clothes.
Dumb characters who need things explained to them as a device for the author to explain the plot more.
>"I guess we'll have to use 'that'."
>"What do you mean 'that'?"
>"You know, that thing."
>"Are you fucking retarded?"
jesus christ. Japan is doomed
I picked up some cliches from anime that I do IRL though
>pushing glasses up with middle finger
>taking off shoes when entering someones home
>praying to itadakimasu before each meal
>it can't be helped
We call it "damage control".
You're a faggot of a highest degree.
Obligatory beach episodes and cultural festival episodes.
I'll kick your ass.
What's bait about that?
I'd rather have an interesting female character than one who acts as a decoration for the boring male MC.
good b8 m8
I don't know you but I already want to kick you in the face
her face just ask for a big fist
What is the entirety of Log Horizon thus far?
An instant drop for me is
>MC runs into a girl before school
>she's the new transfer student to his class
Thank Evangelion for popularizing this
I mean, is it really a cliche?
give at least 3 diferent series
He was the only good part of the show.
The use of German
Look, if they get you hot, your taste is shit. This is not an opinion, it's a fact.
Girls turning into massive lesbians in the bathroom/hot springs/changing room, while the guys next door listen in.
>pushing glasses up with middle finger
>taking off shoes when entering someones home
>cliches from anime
>not getting the point of these scenes
>childhood friend vs transfer student love triangle
Getting drunk off of non-alcoholic shit. What the fuck, Japan?
What really pisses me off is somebody being unable to speak up and get their words out. I can't explain what I mean exactly but it just happens so often.
>Implying Kuwabaras effort and purity of heart didnt get them out of countless jams.
Seriously. This shit pisses me off to no end. There's hundreds of other languages they could use.
I've never really thought of that before... but holy shit that really does make me irate now. Thank you. Screw that shit.
Oh, I get the point. It's just a cheap fanservice I don't like.
Kaze no Stigma
That token coward/beta pussy character that never ever progresses. They're just there to stutter, piss themselves, and be fucking annoying. They annoy me to no FUCKING END HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF YOU USELESS PIECE OF WHINGY SHIT GET FUCKED YA SMARMY CUNT HOLY EVER FUCKING PISS IN A SPINNING HAMMOCK I WILL SHIT ON EVERYTHING YOU LOVE.
Hero of my Heart
Most other languages are shit though.
>protagonist's lover has pink hair
Because they don't use English at least once in every single show right?
Seriously what are you French? Get off your high-horse already.
>Japan is pretty up there in terms of scientific advancement and education.
>Population is scared to death of drug use.
>All the random bullshit that gets attributed to drugs in doujin, anime, and manga.
And German isn't?
Too bad he was insufferable smug asshole Gary Stu
So most MCs?
>Character gets a powerup
>Becomes dead-eyed or looks bored
Tension gone, he's already won, go home everyone
You need those once in a while to balance out all the Black haired, boring, normal and regular 14 year old MCs
German is great. What drugs are you on?
Holy shit what a faggot I can't stand this shit fucking dropped
Holy shit what a Gary Stu I can't stand this shit fucking dropped
Shouldn't you be dead Hitler?
But I'm not German.
How much alcohol have you consumed? German looks and sounds fucking awful.
IF ONLY THERE WAS A MIDDLEGROUND
MC is scared to death of pussies.
Looks like somebody didn't learn their lesson.
>Not loving the German language
I wish I could speak it.
Holy shit why can't they pick a side fucking dropped
I got the right image for this.
>some event happens
>everyone goes "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh~?"
>camera pans up to the sky
>girl with red hair is tsundere
>girl with blue hair is pure
because it seems like a real peculiar choice of a language for the Japanese to pick when in need of making a thing more exotic.
Nothing against the language itself, I enjoy it actually, but I dont know to whom Germany seems particularly exotic.
MC is a highschool <insert something here> who's leading a normal life, when suddenly <some event> happens and his life dramatically changes.
Holy fuck, I can't stand highschools anymore.
There is no fucking way this was translated right. I refuse to believe it.
I hate you
Girls fall in love with MC for no real reason.
Some of the worst reason
"You're the first person to treat me like a normal person"
MC shares umbrella with school idol on a rainy day
MC ignores girl and she falls for him because of that
MC feeds abandoned cats and she falls in love with him
and so on
Non-blood related siblings.
is this from battlefield heroes
>Not wishing to speak Japanese
Parents don't exist.
High schools that look like Versailles
Never seen that in my life.
Why do you hate adopted people?
generic gookanese highschool boy as protagonist
>There are 2 twins
>One has long hair and is athletic and tsun
>The other has short hair and is shy and pure
>They both want MC's dick
>MC ignores girl and she falls for him because of that
That ones actually the only one that works.
Only Weeaboos want to speak Japanese
first girl = winner
childhood friend = that's gross, i could never love her
violent tsundere = future wife
unpopular with earth women, instant stud to everyone else
like breasts, that's impossible
It's in the top 20 best languages.
Nose. Fucking. Bleeds.
I refuse to believe there's 20 languages still in existence being used around the world.
Picked the fuck up
>not liking 34C
The Germans and Japanese have been special friends in the past.
>it turns out that grumpy old man was the master we've been looking for!
>and he doesn't take students anymore but he saw me do something impressive
>maybe i can master his technique that he never could
Who gives a shit? If it isn't #1 then it's fucking garbage
>>Population is scared to death of drug use.
not when it comes to diet pills. japan consumes twice the amount of dieting products america does.
This. I need more anime where there's not a happy cliche ending. I just don't feel interested knowing that the MC will always pull through. The worst I think is
>i'm all out of power
>MC thinks of his friends or loved ones or girlfriend
>he gets a surge of energy and beats the bad guy in one hit
i can already do that. reading is the difficult part.
I was referring mostly to the whole "BUT SHE'S MY SISTER" taboo relationship aspect.
JJBA, on the otherhand, is an example of adopted children done right.
You can refuse to believe in gravity if you want, too.
>character magically trips over nothing
>camera pans up to the sky
>character obviously landed on another character
it's not that I'm getting sick of it, but I've always found this particular scene retarded. I guess the camera always pans up because no one would never fall like that. Or the creator never knew how anyone would fall so unrealistically, so it is better to not show it at all.
So they are basically doing speed?
How fucking slow anime is in general.
Get the fuck on with it already.
>not sure if missed the point
no, just eating a lot of those glass noodles
>every character is a clearly defined archetype
>the genki girl will be genki 100% of the time
What do you mean by "slow"?
>Not liking slow anime
Of course it helped that the only decent cartoons on TV were on the german channels (Thanks, Gorbachev).
Still, I never liked it and most likely never will.
Those fucking crickets during summer/hot weather.
That's kinda the point.
Out of the hundreds of other languages they could supposedly use, most of them are just obscure languages spoken by like 10 people of some tribe in the middle of nowhere.
That's not a cliche, it's reality
I thought those little niggas were a fact of life.
They're cicadas, and unless I'm totally wrong, Japan really sounds like that in the summer.
Cute girls. That shit is played out.
They tone them down from the real thing.
Without a doubt
>don't sleep on the floor, you'll catch a cold
>don't go out in the rain, you'll catch a cold
and variants of that.
>MC feeds abandoned cats and she falls in love with him
But that's worked like 2 times for me in the past. Bitches love kittens and "sensitive" guys
>instead of making one girl with a deep personality and have her develop a meaningful relationship with the MC, let's split that girl into 30 girls, each with a 1 dimensional personality, and have them all list after MC's dick
even Indiana sounds like that in the summer
Pretty sure most places in the US sound like that in the summer.
In the midwest for sure, at least.
This girl will have blue hair and she will be the hopeless romantic. This chick will have black hair and be very proper and not show her emotions.
I always wonder what cliches in TV and anime are actually based in reality. Like, maybe elevens actually have such shitty immune systems that they really do catch colds from everything.
That does happen and not just in Japan.
Unjustifiably determined main character. Accidental nudity. Overly shy girls and their wimpy ass voices that just spew patethic all over the place. Too bad too many animes have these tropes ...
>die of eating too many oreos
happens all over the south too. I've lived in florida, Alabama, Texas, and Georgia heard it in all of them.
I just think its normal when I see it in anime.
>wimpy ass voices
Fucking this. Real Japanese women do not sound like this.
>making one girl with a deep personality and have her develop a meaningful relationship with the MC
That kind of ruins the point of a harem. Then again, that's probably a good thing.
>Overly shy girls and their wimpy ass voices that just spew patethic all over the place.
Know what I want to see?
For once, I want to see a show where one of the girls has a voice on par with Dr. Girlfriend.
You know. Where the girl's attractive, but her voice could slay a dragon.
>finish taking a drink
>Where the girl's attractive,
anime girls are always attractive
People actually do that, and not just in japan
>villain uses his power against MC
>curtain of smoke appears due to the blast
>MC is fucking dead
>taking your shoes off in someones house
Who the fuck doesn't do this. Everyone I know does this.
Weebs maybe, after they saw it in anime their whole entire lifes.
Because you can't breathe and swallow at the same time.