How much do your family members know about your perverse eromanga/lolicon/moe/weird fetish habits?
My mom brought some packages to me at college. We were driving in the car, and as I flipped through Robot vol. 1, she said, "That looks kind of sexy." I was like, "Don't worry, it's not porn." Then I held up another unopened package, and said "Now this , this would be that kind of stuff." (five issues of Comic AG) She said, "Don't do anything illegal." When I was still in high school, my mom once asked me, "You're not a sexual deviant, are you?" When I play moe songs like UNDER17, she calls it "that silly music." She knows I'm into weird stuff, but prefers not to know about it.
My brother knows a bit more. I was showing my older brother my computer, and he ribbed me for having a comic called "Little Sister's Panties." Once at an anime convention, I was eating lunch with him and his girlfriend, and I was like "Heh heh, check out this Nanoha doujinshi I just got. It has dick girls too."
I'd impregnate that trash can if you know what I mean.
And by that I mean rape the maids.
also rape the maids
to answer OP
they know too much
i don't know quite what they know, but they know too much
we dont talk much
Bot your nlog.
Anyway I thought I was being a ninja because I never get caught fapping, but I'm not the one who buys the tissues, so there's fairly incriminating secondary evidence.
my dad knows I fap to pregnant women. That's about it, fortunately. If he should ever discover my Horihone Saizou collections...
The only family members who know(or should I say cares)about any of my weird habits is my older step-sister. She used to sit right there and read/watch various hentai with me
>I'd impragnate that trash can if you know what I mean.
I don't think they suspect anything. Mostly because I don't really have any perverse fetishes besides occassionally fapping to 2D, but I consider that fairly normal.
They know nothing of my deviancy, but they know I have a collection of porn on my PC.
My mom takes my trash out, so I'm sure she knows my habits well
Damn man, take your own trash out, have some shame. I doubt your mom wants to smell your musty dried jizz.
Personally, I cum directly into my hands, and then wash my hands in the sink. So I never touch napkins.
I tried to pretend i was a prude because i thought I would be brutally chastised by my parents if they found out. When i was 13, I once drew a picture of Kagome stroking Inuyasha's dick to fap to. I kept it hidden for awhile, but my mom found it eventually. When she found out, I expected the worst. I denied all responsibility. However, she reassured me that she wasn't mad, so I was honest with her. Turns out that she's a pervert herself (though she's into gay porn and S&M. I'm not.) Since then, I have been more honest about my habits.
Normal 2D hentai isn't really that bizarre.
It's when you get into pregnant lolis with multiple cocks wearing a diaper with tentacles for arms and eating shit that things get weird.
I always fap in the bathroom and flush the evidence. It sucks, though. I don't have a laptop. I have to memorize whatever I want to fap to. :l
Scan and post the picture
I left my laptop open and my dad saw my "anime porn." He didn't seem to mind it much.
I have a germ phobia so i prefer paper towels and hankies.
I used to feel bad about my fapping habits affect on my family, but a female friend told me about her adopted brother who steals her's and her mom's panties and masturbates in them.
Wait, I should add that the pregnant loli with tentacles for arms, multiple cocks and wearing a diaper also has the head of a fox.
I fap into my pants, and wash them on a regular basis. I don't have the skill to get a napkin before i cum
I don't have perverse eromanga/lolicon/moe/weird fetish habits. I just go here to discuss animu with a crowd that's more literate than GAIAfags and isn't slow as fuck.
I beat off and cum all over my stomach and lay there, satisfied, for a little while. Then I get up and wipe it off.
Sucks to be a dude.
Though it's a little sticky for us too.
>eromanga/lolicon/moe/weird fetish habits
I have none of these.
My folks know I'm a lolicon. They didn't take it well, but they didn't report me to the police either, so I guess it could have been worse. Despite that, we still get along pretty well. I think the fact that I didn't have any actual cp played a large part in that. I explained that it was just a drawing and that my perversion didn't extend into real life, and they seemed to accept that.
It DOES extend into real life, but not so much that I'd be at risk of ever hurting anyone, so I didn't feel the need to dig a deeper hole for myself. Outside of the internet, I'm actually a pretty nice guy. I'm faking it, but I'm pretty good at acting normal.
If this picture is posted in /a/, I will report it. Please follow the rules for this board.
>I don't have perverse eromanga/lolicon/moe/weird fetish habits.
Get out, pervert.
You're fucked up.
Fox head? You fucking furry.
That's disgusting, anyone who comes on themselves purposely is a closet faggot.
So, did you guys fuck or what?
DETAILS MAN, DETAILS.
Everyone knows I get off to giant robots. That's just how I roll.
>If this picture is posted in /a/, I will report it. Please follow the rules for this board.
What the hell? Dude what's stuck up your ass?
My sister asked me what the Sexy Beach 3 shortcut that appeared on everyone's desktop when I installed it was. SHE'S SEVENTEEN. I THINK SHE KNOWS WHAT IT IS.
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME DIDN'T EVEN WORK EITHER.
its better than losing another keyboard
Anyone on /a/ is bisexual.
moot's cock wwww
It was a hypothetical. I only fap to regular hetero anal hentai.
We're all gay here, didn't you know?
Since /a/ is now our blog, I just kicked my sandal off at my sister and hit her in the face with it.
What? I'm definitely not a closet gay and I love to rub my cum into skin. It feels like a nice lotion.
We didn't nor do I ever want to. She's a fucking WHALE. my sister, on the other hand...
Why don't you have your own computer?
Good Lord, I thought I was the ONLY one.
I come here because the people here don't have shit taste, they're not Gaia/devianttards, and it's funny as shit.
We should share a beer sometime.
i dont talk with my familiy.
Post the bitch
Oh shit she's not gonna take that well.
My sister is queen. She'll take nothing lightly. But she's not bad, she's just genetically mean.
That would defeat the purpose of remaining anonymous.
The only time I was caught was when I was in a weird, rare "real porn" mood. Kinda weird and kinda lucky yet not.
hot femdom incest?
Because I live at home when I'm not at university and my laptop is five years old and falling to bits.
You still would. She wouldn't.
rofl @ installing H-games on a family computer.
Give it time. In a year you'll both be the most fucked up people on the planet. I was never this weird before coming here.
Anyone who gets caught wasn't trying hard enough not to. I am stealth king.
I will describe her though. She's around 5'9, long wavy hair, a little chubby, but that's balanced out by her huge tits and ass. What's more is that she goes to a catholic high school.
She started crying. I was worried I split her lip open.
My mom caught me masturbating under the sheets, but I caught them having sex in their room, so we're pretty much even.
My god...it's almost like old /a/...
*wipes away a single tear*
>It DOES extend into real life
I'm fucking quoting this so the next time you little kid-craving faggots try to hide behind "3D is pig disgusting here lol I'm not attracted to real kids" I'll have you fucking pegged. Fuck you pedophile faggots and your "rorikon".
little sister's panties
... I actually have that one.
i've always wanted a bossy big sister ;_;
>>10030159 I come here because the people here don't have shit taste, they're not Gaia/devianttards, and it's funny as shit.
Oh, shut the fuck up, you're making me blush.
way to go, asshole
My parents know I watch Anime, read Manga, and listen to Anime music, I have Anime walls in the family computer and stuff. I also say "don't turn the computer off, I'm downloading anime". They even bought me some mature manga for christmas.
Thet don't, however, know that I fap to those things.
It is rather stupid, come to think of it.
Better uninstall the other ones!
Although I will keep the isos and burn them to dvd
Hey Blog, whipped creme and strawberries is FUCKING AWESOME right now. That's all.
My little brother has a very annoying habit of searching through my computer to find my porn. He knows I am into watersports and feet, but since I have been better at hiding shit,using passwords, encrypting, and have only been recently been a lolicon and pedophile, luckily he doesn't know about those yet.
Also, I always fap into a tissue(actually 2 so it doesn't break) and then flush the evidence. Sometimes though when I think no one is around I put on my sisters clothes. Once I was almost found out, but managed to avoid my parents finding out directly, even though they knew I was up to something. The other thing I like to do is pee my pants, and I have been very close to almost found out doing that before. But luckily, my brother was just coming to pick up something and then left right away, so he must not have noticed the smell.
I saw my parents fucking recently, my dad likes abuse. Ugh.
similar to which?
My little sister watches anime too, but only the adult swim variety.
She always asks me for spoilers.
Have fun with your imaginary sister.
My girlfriend is 5'10 and has long blonde hair that she keeps in a ponytail, she wears glasses and has a freckly face. She has a great ass and okayish boobs. She loves me. I have sex with her whenever I want, how ever I want.
i was describing my sister.
Has anybody else fapped in a church? I've done it in two different churches, I'd like to make a hobby out of it.
I masturbate to everything. That includes my family while I am in front of them.
I actually stole my sisters panties(used). Well, not blood related though, FTL. Don't have a blood related sister.
My sister is a gigantic slut and I rape her daily.
>>10030311 My girlfriend
Does not compute.
They know nothing thanks to my amazing stealth-fu.
Now I live overseas for study purposes and I deliberately open my door and fap in the corridor (I lodge on campus at uni). Nobody's caught me yet, but I get a good thrill out of it.
All it takes is letting your guard down once at a really bad time. I used to be pretty paranoid too, and I rared everything up with passwords, but shit happens the moment you get just a little bit lazy.
I'd spoil her, if you know what I mean.
She's real and a total bitch. We messed around a little when we were young but i think she's tried to block it out. Whenever she comes home and catches me fapping she starts bitching at me.
You piss your pants? What the fuck, anon
What would you say if I were to tell you you're living within a world of illusion?
There's no need to lie so hard. Come as you are brother
I would rather let a girl piss on me, but damn....I don't know any girls that would do that.
And fuck you. There are a lot of you fucks way sicker than me. This is /a/ after all. Go browse /d/ more dumbass.
I do it almost every weekend. My church is huge and everyone inside is stupid except for Jeesis (he's a pretty cool dood I hear, never met him personally though). I'd rather walk around outside it, which is pretty, or fap in the small one-person bathrooms in the back of the place no one visits.
Exorcist guy here.
We've been looking for the faggot that keeps doing that.
Fuckoff backseat mod
every one on /a/ should just make a twitter account and post on there
Watersports...? Like Water Polo?
I've never been to church, but I just made a mental note to fap at one if I ever go.
When I was 4 I went to daycare during the day, and was friends with a girl and we would secretly stay up during the "nap time" and usually just talk or play "cards"(we didn't actually know how to play any card games) well one night, I forget how it started, we got curious and started playing with each others anuses. It wasn't anything really sexual just touching and and poking and stuff.
But that was my first "sexual" experience and I think it's the reason I'm addicted to anal sex hentai.
and little girls, right?
You know whats funny is that I told this girl in WoW that and she actually thought that is what I meant. It was voice chat BTW, so inb4 no girls on the interwebs. Some 30 year old guy had to tell her what it meant. He was pretty awesome, into bondage, rape hentai etc. The admitted that she shlicked or whatever to hentai on hentaitube.
I'll report you for reporting it faggot
Damnit, I hope they never find out what I fap to..
Fap into a sock you are never going to use, wash, repeat. Works A++
Recently installed that LOLI FUCKAN GAEM. You know which one I mean. It's the best game ever made.
>My girlfriend is 5'10 and has long blonde hair
>My girlfriend is 5'10
My sister loves anal. I should've asked her why
This thread sure has gone lots of places.
god...supposed to be SHE admitted, not the admitted. Lrn2typslf
I was being sarcastic. Wow.
>My sister loves anal. I should do it too her.
You should've stuck it in her pooper. Who cares why?
I like 3d. It's because of me there's a stick in /jp/ :3
I don't think anyone I know IRL has any clue what I fap to. If they did, I'd just assure them I find 3D pig disgusting.
I wish, her ass is magnificent.
Sure you were buddy. You can't see me but I'm winking.
My mom knows that I "like that anime stuff" and I was only caught once on the extremely rare occasion that my dad came to my room because my brother called and wanted to talk to me, which happened to be the one situation that I couldn't just act cool and avoid all suspicion. (un)Luckily after I closed the movie I was watching the only thing on my screen was some normal porn from /gif/.
I don't do it anymore but I used to dress up as a girl and pee myself and then jack off.
I was emotionally stressed during that time of my life. I'm sure once you get away from whatever is stressing you your peeing yourself fetish will stop.
>My sister loves anal. I should do it too her.
>do it too her
semen comes out infested with bacteria?
i don't know what disease you have
Oh and no none of my family knows. I live by myself so it'd be hard for them too know.
Your experience was very much like mine, only differences being that it was kindergarten, and we only pulled our pants down and played with ourselves while watching the other.
Funny. When I was going thru family problems as a yung'on, Sonic R music got me thru my rut.
This thread started out ok, but it kinda went to shit.
I have a shitload of doujin, but no one really bothers looking at my computer. the thing I hate is that everyone assumes that every single animu I watch is hentai. I actually don't watch hentai at all. I prefer the doujin. Hundreds and hundreds of loli and incest doujin.
My whole family sleeps upstairs, I sleep downstairs, Works out perfectally. I can even get out of the house if I feel like it. Not that I have anywhere to go, I'm rather ronrey. ;_;
You live in the basement. You couldn't even get to the moving out stage.
Your the only failure in this thread.
I've only been caught by my older brother once. In which he immediately walked right back out of the room. Because I know that he's into the same shit I am.
Hell there are times when I let him borrow my laptop and get it back to find some lolicon from notfourchan left open.
He needs more training.
I have GBs of doujin on my freaking desktop. But its alright because my family knows not to even sit in the chair next to my computer.
it's not that. cum feels sticky and i subconsciously assume that whatever feels sticky on my hands is disease ridden. That, and that thing about washing your hands in the bathroom. Because of that, I was under the assumption that all people's junk is disease ridden, including my own.
My mom looking at my desktop (pic related): "That looks kind of sexy."
Me: "Isn't it cool the way they colored the hair?"
We left it at that.
I'm lucky. My perversion isn't too outrageous, so I can actually tell people when it comes up.
My mother watches anime with me.
We've watched every GiTS movie and SAC, Death Note, Gurren Lagann, Lovely Complex (her favorite), almost every Miyazaki film (Howl's moving castle is her favorite), Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, Serial Experiments Lain (she loves the artistry and hidden messages), School Rumble, Code Geass, and Higurashi.
Right now we're in the middle of Battle Programmer Shirase and Azumanga Daioh.
I like vore and fat women and being treated like a bitch.
I don't watch anything even slightly inappropriate, in other words anything they show on Cartoon Network. But damn it all if every time my mom happens to be in the room, a character is panting of exhaustion. That, coupled with dramatic music in the background, instantly causes here to ask if it's porn.
They know I like anime and they've never caught me yet, but I did catch my little brother fapping on my bed the other day
what is this game? seriously, and don't tell me bible toads.
Possibly he's talking about Hizashi no naka no real
I'm moderately glad they don't know I like this.
I swear that's gotta be copypasta because I swear I've read it before SOMEWHERE HERE.
Yume Miru Kisuru?
You fuck a little a girl in the ass. She's dressed as a fairy/cat. She's drugged.
that would be really weird if you DID see it, because I just typed it while glancing at my anime collection.
She seriously does watch anime with me.
She comes to my apartment once a week or so, I cook or buy dinner and we spend a few hours watching anime.
I have watched quite a few anime with my dad: Haruhi, Clannad, Baccano, Eva, Pricess Mononoke, Higurashi, Kanon, Onegai Twins/Teacher. etc etc etc.
And he listens to tons of JPop, way more than I listen to.
That's pretty normal.
Yea. Lots of people have a golden showers fetish, they just don't admit it publicly.
God damn I want to have a girl piss on me in the shower. Bonus points if it's my sister.
piss fetishes are normal?
quite. in fact about 21.2% of people have them.
It's even one of the more tame ones if you look at all the other stuff out there.
her route would have been better if it had more scenes with her "normal"
When my mom sees those sorts of scenes she likes to make fun of it, Mystery Science Theater style.
Pee fetishes while being dominated by a girl and having your face covered with a shower curtain so you can't see her naked is normal?
isn't that sundome?
fuckers need to translate that.
... No they're not. You're a faggot.
>>Pee fetishes while being dominated by a girl and having your face covered with a shower curtain so you can't see her naked is normal
Are you trying to tell me this is NOT Normal ???
I've been caught by my parents with 2D porn but nothing sexually deviant aside from being 2D.
However, my fourteen year old brother once was using my laptop and was looking at my games.
I had hidden my hentai video folder inside the Japanese instructions of Samidare, and he stumbled upon it in front of me and said, "nope, these arent games." and continued looking.
I know that faggot saw each and every one of them some time i wasnt there.
I feel sorry for the kid because only one or two are regular sex. I only keep the hentai that stands out, which happens to be brutal rape or lolicon or tentacle or similar.