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This scene is a metaphor for how otaku fap.
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>666

OH SHI
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Shinji's sperm is a metaphor about the dangers of religion

that shit is fucking deep
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>This scene is a metaphor for how otaku fap
When Otaku fap, no real women are involved, and certainly not present.
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ONE MORE TIME
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metaphor?
more like instruction manual, amirite?
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Kimochi warui
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Profound.
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Self-identified asexuals reported significantly less desire for sex with a partner, lower sexual arousability, and lower sexual excitation but did not differ consistently from non-asexuals in their sexual inhibition scores or their desire to masturbate
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>>10029709
>>10029666
You're both wrong. This scene is supposed to represent how Shinji hates himself embodied in the words he utters after the deed, "I'm so fucked up..."
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>>10029666
Yeah pretty much.

It's another way the middle finger was given to the fans.
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>>10029713
Pillow or duvet covers count then
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>>10029713

Yeah, but the women we're fapping to might as well be comatose. They're pure fantasies, existing only when moved(drawn) by manga or doujin artists, and when we jerk off to them they're usually a still image.

>>10029788

Scenes can have multiple meanings. Anno haet otaku. Learn2literaryvalue.
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that's the THIRD fucking thread on this in an hour

sage
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I caught my son masturbating to End of Evangelion today.

It seems he had paused the scene where Shinji flips Asuka over and exposes her breasts, and was fapping to it as best as a 10 year old could.

I didn't make my presence known until I was certain he had finished. It was funny watching him fumbling with the DVD remote trying to switch it off when I announced myself.

God he reminds me so much of myself - I'm so proud of him. We spent the afternoon watching Anime on my computer. He likes Baccano! A lot.

This is now an Asuka thread.
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If I were Shinji, I would have put it in her mouth.
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>>10029892
Then all over her panties.

In the end I'd have a great time
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>>10029892

Why not her vag00?
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If I were Shinji I would have come on her delicious German dumplings.
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Anyone who has a problem with either of Evangelion's endings is exactly the kind of person the series is talking about. Pathetic fanboys locked in a fantasy world who are not trying to tackle real issues of philosophy or life.

Escapists suck. Anno is better than all of you. Evangelion is a masterpiece without peer. It is the apotheosis of each element: film, animation, art, darma, storytelling, and music.

And for those who go on about budget shortfalls and shit, I've got one thing for you: They made it work. The budgetary problems that Evangelion had are not in any way a reason to deride it, and they never have been.

For those who call Shinji whiney, or the overall series emo: congratulations, you're running away from emotions and you're a callous fuck. Good job. Every human wants to be legitimately loved by other humans, and plenty of them do not get the upbringing necessary to cope with the realities of human interaction. It's so cool that you can laugh at those unfortunate souls. Because you know if you laugh at someone then clearly you yourself are not a victim of their maladies. Not at all. You're not hiding or putting up a wall or anything.

And we know that Evangelion is about real human issues because, omgz, it was based on real psychology and philosophy, and not just one, but actually drew from several diverse and even conflicting elements. Much the same as humans themselves have internal conflicts. This only makes Evangelion more relevant and more powerful.
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>>10029949
tl;dr
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>>10029870
I posted the first thread. I guess you could call me the meta-OP.

DEAR GOD, WHAT HAVE I CREATED?
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>>10029949

DEEP
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>>10029892
If I were Shinji I would have pierced the angels with my Progressive Knife and fucked Asuka.
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>>10029949
This reeks of copypasta. With that in mind, I chuckled.
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>>10029982
Well said, anon.

>>10029921
I have a strong pantsu fetish
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If I were Shinji I would have frosted those pastries of hers, if you know what I mean.
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I refused to believe that he masturbated for the longest time.
I couldn't believe that they would put something so fucked up in the story...denial
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DEEP animu or DEEPEST animu?
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Anno must have thought of this after fapping to one of his Sailor Moon h-doujinshi.
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