Guys,I found this badass new anime called Ouran High School Host Club. At first I was like "the fuck's a host club man fuck this shit", but they explain that shit right off:
Yeah, man. These dudes fuck rich chicks all day and get paid for it. That's the life.
They call this guy the King because his pimp hand is strongest in the host club. Right here he's doing some kung-fu grip mind control shit with this bitch's chin to make her go down on him. Damn, I wish I had superpowers like on TV.
These dudes are twins and their special move is that they act like fags. Then when the chick's guard is down they like run a train on that ass. That's a pretty good idea but I'm not about to do any of that real shit like the lesbians on Girls Gone Wild. I wouldn't trust another man to act like he's touching my package either. Cause like, it's pretty huge. Even if he was straight before what if he like changes his mind all of a sudden and just fuckin' goes for the grab? I can't be like "WHOA THERE FAGGOT-IN-TRAINING, WE'RE JUST DOING THIS FOR POON", because then the girls just leave and all I get out of the deal is a hand on my nuts. Shit is dangerous. But these guys are really good at it so it works every time, even though they could like slip into gayness at any moment. I heard once that this is how you get pussy at anime conventions, but I think it's like an urban radio legend or whatever they call that shit.
This guy's name is Honey. It's one of those things where like, the guy is so fuckin' badass that he gives himself a really pussy name, so that when people are like "hey pussy, nice pussy name", he fuckin' does a backflip and breaks your neck. They call him a "lolishota". I don't know what that is but I think it's some kinda martial art like Hokuto Shinken because this kid's a fuckin' ninja or some shit. Matter of fact? Dude check this shit out. At fuckin' 2:49 this kid is all like TAAAAAAARZAAAAAAAAAN and he totally fuckin' kicks the shit out of some Jin-Roh-lookin' motherfuckers. He's totally harsh.
This dude is like Honey's bodyguard or something. He doesn't talk because he's got this look on his face like "just try something bitch i'll break yo' legs". There's this one part (at fuckin' 2:49 again, that shit is NUTS) where this slut totally wants him to bone her, but he's one of those dudes where like he probably doesn't even fuckin' close his eyes when he sleeps because like, Honey might get attacked by enemy ninjas and he might have to fuckin' do like piledrivers on their shit. I dunno man, I think a real friend would be like "dude don't worry about me, go hit that".
FUCK YEA YOU'RE BACK
It seems I've stepped through some sort of portal into the past
This guy is like, the smart one. He's always scheming and counting shit, like how many rich bitches they nailed and how much they got paid for it. One time this crazy-ass psycho chick thought he was from a videogame, like that time I asked that guy with the mullet at the supermarket if he was Solid Snake. Lol, dude. Solid Snake. But seriously, never date those girls who do that cosplay shit. My ex was like that, and one morning I woke up and she was all crying and bleeding all over my fuckin' carpet. Then she started chanting some shit about moons and makeup and tried to set the place on fire. Fuckin' weird.
Remember when /a/ was good?
Dog Anyway this chick comes in and breaks a vase so they tell her it was worth like a kajillion dollars so that she'll be their fuckin' slave forever. Pretty hot, right? It kind of reminded me of when I was a pledge.
HOLY SHIT IVE GONE BACK IN MOTHERFUCKING TIME.
/a/ STILL NOT GOOD!
YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS, WITH MY COCK. I've blossomed a lot of virgins' aesthetics if you know what I mean. So basically, this show is just like my real life.
yes I do, remember when /a/ wasn't filled with as many fags?
Anyone have the original? Disk wiped. Code check anyone?
Shit, its even the same tripcode.
Deja vou all over again.
It isn't now. Its just due to lack of content, we've gotten louder.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
I miss this.
a was never good
Best moment in my life ever.
wait same tripcode?!
WTF TIME TRAVEL
I have lived to see the past be reborn.
THIS IS AWESOME.
Looks like somebody cracked the trip.
Post it, OP.
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU
holy fuck a time warp.
as for casuality its good. is this original? even if its old im thinking of the context and it relates really well.
Why would someone bother cracking an abandoned trip? I'm led to believe that this is legit, if only because of my initial thought.
I'm the real deal son
SAME TRIPCODE IS SAME
/a/ was never good
it was just funnier when you were new
once you got used to all the reposts, it stopped being funny. occasional chuckles at best
oh hey look who it is, write some more bad ass reviews
Can it be 4ch/a/narchive tiem now pls?
no original content, so no, not yet
WE NEED MORE REVIEWS
NEED MOAR REVIEWS THEN FAGGOT.
shit was never funny.
ouran is for faggots LOLOLOLOL xD
His last review was fail. Although the stuff after he stopped posting was lolworthy.
He's not going to do more reviews. The only reviews he could possibly do would be for shows know one knows about or shows people don't expect much out of.
Anything else will be instant shitstorm from the people who think it's bad because they don't like it.
I never thought the badass manly anime reviewer was any good.
Shit sucked then, and shit sux now.
Need a review of shugo chara
ONE OF THE FEW TRIPFAGS I CARE ABOUT
You're #1 on my most hated tripfags. Right next to vaggiatore
Guys,I found this badass new anime called Shugo Chara. At first I was like "the fuck's with those eggs, man fuck this shit", but then HOP STEP JUMPU, FUCK YEAH!
Bad ass manly anime reviewer...YOU'RE ALIVE?!
I'm going to do another review but I don't know what it's going to be on.
Someone please post the MariMite review!
But guys, seriously, if I find the box set of this shit for under $50 should I get it, or should I not bother and just torrent? Or SHOULD I NOT EVEN BOTHER WITH THAT?
Best thing happening in /a/ since a long time.
/r/ minami-ke review.
I dont know if its because Im high, but is this a BADASS MANLY ANIME REVIEWER thread?
Good day to read /a/.
well this thread has certainly taken a turn for the gay
so where is his last review that was so bad?
Holy shit, epic history revival!
Is this going to be some fucking Great Awakening for /a/, cause I'd be down with that. I second the Shugo Chara review
Don't be a faggot, Cirno.