You know /a/, when you said that Shinji faps over Asuka in a coma in EoE, I thought you were lying. Like you were about the guitar ninjas in Princess Tutu, or that shitty meme Ghost Slide. It just sounded so fucking ridiculous.
Apparently you weren't lying. Fuck.
In a way, watching that scene made me feel better about myself, because now I know that no matter how much I screw up in life, I will never come even close to the level of absolute fail Shinji achieves in this movie.
But I'm curious, so ITT characters who have failed even harder than Shinji.
In all seriousness...
Thread can't go beyond Shinji. Have a nice day.
You mother fucker. Explain yourself.
(Anime) Shirou is complete fail in my book.
What was Princess Tutu about? I've never gotten a serious answer.
wasn't a big deal.
Yea Princess Tutu was a major letdown. I mean it was still good. But that's it, it was just good. Not great or excellent or superb. Just good.
It's as awesome as ninjas with guitars.
Nah, Makoto at least managed to get laid like 11 times before he died like a bitch. And have a foursome.
FUCK NO! YOU'RE THE WORST WEDDING EVER!
also, asuka is damn hot, i would do the same
Ballet and story telling. Seriously...it is pretty good.
my mom watched eoe with me and she lol'd at that part
Its a bit different in the manga.
Mahou shoujo with ballet. So you can expect magic, girls, ballet, kick ass music, beautiful scenes and awesome storytelling.
I loved it, but yeah, it's probably not as awesome as ninjas with guitars.
I also heard that Shirou fails in UBW, but in an entirely different way.
>>I loved it, but yeah, it's probably not as awesome as ninjas with guitars.
Do not lie.
That's the thing. He died searching for crazy psycho bitch vagoo. Even if they weren't psycho, he could've gotten an STD, thus ruining his love life, non-existing social life, or even having that kill him.
Hell, even Kamina wasn't THAT reckless. Makoto was a total dumbshit.
Basically, a duck becomes a girl who attends dancing school. She is in love with a prince who has lost his heart and has no emotions, she occasionally becomes a princess(Tutu) to dance with people and get pieces of his heart back.
Another girl at the school is also in love with the prince but doesn't want his heart returned because she thinks he'll leave her.
And the final guy is extremely protective of the prince and also doesn't want his heart returned.
The entire town is a story that is being brought to life by the writer, drosselmeyer(sp?)
It's decent shoujo. Has some good moments. Bad animation. Was ok.
I've done far worse.
christ, I don't want to think of what my mom would say if she saw eoe
Fapping to a comatose girl isn't THAT bad.
Well, I think.
I don't care if it's 3D, her chest is 2D: sauce?
Please tell me someone in here has the copypasta of the guy who caught his son fapping to EoE. I don't think I've ever been more disturbed while loling at the same time.
He could have raped her.
FAP, YOU SAY?
I don't see fail, but yeah, I hated that. I cried like a bitch...
Thats baby batter,shinji is making pancakes tonight
DO WANT. sure to be epic
WTF? I thought the manga was only upto volume 10?
DO WANT. I need to laugh a little, I'm bored.
Then how could I download volume 11. o/~
Also, this proves that Shinji's in love. <3 Too bad that Asuka's tries to choke the lovesick bitch.
"I saved the Universe and all I get is the life as a hobo with no love. Nothing but a broken man now, my heart forever tied to a dead girl who I would be able to resurrect if I want but won't because I'm a massive moral fag."
Like what? That's hard to top, at the age of 14 Shinji reached a level of fail usually only reached by hobos.
more like "Well, now that I piloted a robot the size of a galaxy, saved the universe, and my wife turned into pixels, I think I'll go be a space hobo."
Well that was fucking fast, the gap between 9 and 10 was something stupid like 2 years.
There hasn't been anymore chapters since volume 11 was released though. We won't get anything out of volume 12 for a while.
Shinji DID save the world from being Tang forever.
I like Tang world. Fuck, I'd drink it.
Fuck you Tang is awesome. Although being ruled by Tang Emperor Apes and Monkies doesn't sound too pleasing.
Thanks to Shinji there is a giant naked Rei covering 1/2 the planet, I would go live on her boobs!
Shinji is less fail than you think in the end. Gendo wanted to solve his problems by merging humanity into non existance. Shinji chose individuality, despite his sucky life.
Anon prefers one uniform being.
Indeed by becoming 1 being i can rape everyone in existance aswell as my self at the same time!
"Everyone is me!"
"Now none of me will be virgins!"