How long would /a/ last in a schoolfield brawl with another board?
What's /a/ motivation?
>>>/v/ said your favourite anime is a shit.
They talked shit about your waifu
Protecting her smile.
YOU GOTTA' PROTECT THAT SMILE
/a/ vs /pol/
The ultimate neckbeard showdown
Those guys looks too old to be highschool student
>tfw no vidya where you play a nippon high school delinquent
/a/ wins. That aspie rage will be unstoppable.
/a/ and /pol/ would do a fusion dance, rub their neckbeards, and become /pal/, the guy who watches LoGH and cspan all day.
>you will never be a female deliquent with a cute and pure shota follower you molest every day
/a/ would mock /pol/
/pol/ would mock /a/
no real progress would be made in either direction
We beat /v/ in everything
Would the other boards really hit a little girl?
I like this idea.
It all comes down to numbers.
So we would loose against /b/ and /v/ and win against everyone else.
Or /k/ might win if they use their toys.
Say that to my face faggot
It depends on if I took my talents to /sp/ or /a/
>No Yandere Kanojo gf
>You'll never look wicked cool in a surgeon mask
>/a/ has beaten the 'final' boss, /b/
>out of fucking nowhere, /m/ flies in a rocket that transforms into a bazooka weapon and we have to fight robo delinquents powered by hotblood and homosexuality
>/a/ uses 'that'
Oh, they'd do much more than "hit"
Of course, but we might have to use "that"
Ha! I trained in Krav Maga for over 6 months , the toughest most diverse martial arts there is . so extremely popular the israel military uses it as a deterrent against stormfront wannabes
honestly I'll go back to my chinese cartoons
>Implying /a/ isn't /pol/
Can't even claim any character is black without being repeatedly told there's a difference even though the character is clearly of African descent. Racists in denial.
Well, it couldn't be helped.
>losing to /v/
Sure, right after they finish their circlejerking.
/v/ is too busy bitching about feminists to fight anyone
/b/ are all 12 year olds so we would win that
Boys can't hit girls so /a/ has an automatic win against everyone except /cgl/.
>Watch this movie
>Characters actually sustain bruises and shit throughout
>Wearing bandages and have healing cuts from the last fights
Takashi Miike can be pretty good with the details sometimes
Then we actually stand a chance.
We'll all use "that."
/v/ would kill themselves first, /v/ hate itself
/b/ is enormous in numbers but they are retarded, it's not that /a/ is much better though, only a bit, so that might make /a/ and /b/ equal in strength
Bitch be tall.
Depends, how long are our pompadours.
Someone say "that"?
Why not form an alliance with /k/? Hell, I'm sure /x/ and /jp/ will help us more than anyone else too.
/a/ will be fine.
>/jp/ helping us
As much as I'd like it, they wouldn't. We're too normalfags for them, they just want to be left alone.
>Frontline/Meatbags are the tripfags all trying to perform magic ninjutsu with hand movements and throwing pictures of their waifu at the enemy
this made me fucking lose it, i have no idea why
Why post that picture man. I have a sore throat and was doing good not to cough.
/k/ would probably be the toughest of them all.
That's like /pol/ trying to date /lgbt/.
Not just toys mind you, but the whole knowledge of fighting.
Nah, /a/ and /sp/ were dates to the 4chan ball.
greatest love story every told
/pol/ is tsundere toward /lgbt/, they are all gay in denial mode.
>/a/ run in screaming BANZAI and KISAMAAAA
>/v/ starts running in playing some generic final fantasy music
>Someone in /v/ says Final Fantasy VII was the best
>/v/ army immediately collapses as they start punching the shit out of eachother
Nice meta thread, shithead.
/x/ is like that weird kid obsessed with urban legends and aliens and shit.
/jp/ would be a sleepy-looking loli who gives zero fucks and mumble some nonsense as she snuggles deeper into the kotatsu.
Ain't that the fuckin' truth.
Get raped by /fit/ and /lgbt/ faggets, /a/ was never with /sp/
is this movie any good? or it just mindless brawling between edgy high school students?
Heh, I laughed
>even though the character is clearly of African descent
But you retarded faggots always think that brown skin = clearly african descent, even in cases where the person has straight hair and non-gorilla lips/nose.
Stop being mean to /pol/, it's not their fault if they are that stupid.
It's a fun movie, but yeah expect curazy brawling
>/jp/ would be a sleepy-looking loli who gives zero fucks and mumble some nonsense as she snuggles deeper into the kotatsu.
>Implying you would be able to even see how they look
that's just wrong anon, they are nearly /r9k/ tier.
>Turns out it was a /tg/ spy
>The /tg/ council sits in their tree house, fondling their warhammer models as they laugh at the rabble below
As long as we run to the schoolyard with toast in our mouth, we'll be ok
This is you right now
Try making a rec thread and then make another rec thread after that but say that you're form /sp/.
You will notice the difference, /a/ goes full deredere mode towards /sp/.
The first one was alright, I fell asleep watching the second one.
Aren't we best buds with /pol/?
They convinced Moot to cut the bump and image limits in half for /a/.
/asp/ would rek /a/ bad, /fit/ probably too, /sp/ is a band of fat sports watchers only. Other boards... who knows.
Tournament style board wars anime/manga when?
>the toughest most diverse martial arts there is
I don't know what's funnier, that post or the fact that you believe it.
>/pol/ is tsundere toward /lgbt/
You must be from /lgbt/ you degenerate, for the last time we don't want your shit covered cock.
Wait, so what is /a/ personified?
A foul-mouthed loli?
A tsundere sukeban?
A chain-smoking badass who's also pedo?
A cynical MC?
Which board gets to be Rindaman?
/pol/ likes Hitler and Hitler liked the Japanese so maybe.
Disgusting nigger ape detected
What happens if we faced /d/?
They'd barricade themselves in a classroom and wait for the whole brawl to end. /jp/ is neutral as fuck. If it's not about sipping tea, no fucks are given.
Flat chested, angry, tsundere, slutty, loli.
It's alright if you don't want to admit it pol-kun ~
I bet if everyone on /a/ had they're waifu or husbando's powers, we'd win easily.
we're lesbian lolis of various personalities
We would beat any board outside of /v/ or /b/ by sheer number advantage. Add shit-talking my waifu and it's over.
Of course we are.
> Be losing
> It's time to use "That"
/fit/ crossboarder here.
I'll help lookout for /a/, gotta have my anime OP's to listen to while i do my cardio.
All of those, but in a team.
And /cgl/ would have no problems hitting /a/ so i guess they win in the end.
But my waifu's power isn't real.
And /w/ will just be sitting there sketching away.
I can 1 hit you with my round house kick to the head.
Don't forget traps
Have you reconciled with the fact that Tim Brody is gonna carve the donkeys up on Sunday?
I love this guy so much
/d/ would be too busy having an orgy to care about fights. They'd likely be "collecting" the unconscious bodies to fuck.
>doing cardio at all
No, the other one.
Dude, come on, please no more of these edits. My throat hurts way too much. I don't want to laugh anymore.
God dammit mod, I was having fun ;_;
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