Can we have a toaster in mouth thread one more time /a/
>Correr a la escuela con un tostador en mi boca
You're an asshole.
I love this guy. I can always count on him
If there is a scene with a person late to school with toast in their mouth in the first few episodes. You know it will be good
Sorry, I'm running late!
Its okay you little ginger fucker
Is there a gif of her chewing the toaster in her mouth from this scene? I need it.
The latest law breaker.
Her, "running late for school with toast in her mouth" was probably my favorite this season.
Characters who can't wipe their arse properly thread?
Guys, I'm confused.
Why does Konata need help holding up the toast from Kagami?
I mean, look, she's got chopsticks and she's not even using them. What's the point?
I'm still waiting for toasters in mouth.
She's terrible at spreading jam.
>Watching boys when you could be watching cute girls.
I bet you hate traps as well.
You know it's good when it starts with toast, that's the seal of quality.
>implying high school boys aren't kawaii as fuck
>Do I fit in yet?
yui has got nothing on my waifu
A loaf? Thats new, never seen that before. These Nips are getting crafty
What the hell is that? Thats not toast
Where is the jam?
w-wha... i dont even...
when in the flying fuck did rei ever toast run??
I think it was during EoE or the last episodes in a short "what could have been" segment
Also saved. That was an autastic read.
Its in one of the last 2 episodes when Rei wants to ride Shinji's baloney pony.
ok... i think i remember that
when shinji was trippin balls and imagining what could have been if things were normal
also, fuck this thread im hungry and now i want toast
Wait, I have an idea.
>both the guy and girl are running with toast in their mouths
>they crash into eachother
>both pieces of toast fly out of their mouths
>they can't figure out which piece of toast is which
>it doesn't matter because both landed on the pavement and get thrown away anyway
A friend from uni told me that Nisekoi was basically a series of cliches strung together. I said to him,
>Let me guess, an average Japanese high school boy is on his way to school when he runs into a girl running with toast in her mouth. He gets to class, the teacher says "Let me introduce our new transfer student", it turns out to be the same girl as before and while the rest of the class is screaming "UWAAAAH! BIJIN DA!", he stares at her before yelling EEEEEEEEEEEEH and the camera pans up to the sky.
I was amazed that I was almost completely right.
Why are Miatas so fucking cute?
>Drive a Mazda 3
>It's always smiling at me
God Mazdas are so fucking cute.
Because the turn signals are blush marks.
I have a gen 1 Mazda 3. No smile for me...
I can see the smile, but it also seems to have a goatee
They are the miracle of the universe.
I wonder if that god damn smile was intentional when they were designing it.
Who are you quoting /v/ermin?
Anime girls are basically dogs capable of speech.
People subconsciously like things which look like they're smiling. That's why if you see an ad for watches or clocks the time is usually set at 10:10
>That's why if you see an ad for watches or clocks the time is usually set at 10:10
Jesus Christ, you're right.