Well I came to this board looking for a sticky on anime. Considering I know very very little and don't know where to start I figured I could ask for help here. What should I watch?
Boku no Pico
Don't come back until you've seen everything on this list.
Just watch Madoka and be happy it exists.
google no fuck off
There is an /a/ wiki. Go there and return when you have passed the six tests and retrieved the magical crystals.