You wake up and see this, what do?
TIME FOR SOME MOTHER FUCKING
Wonder if I'm looking at the mirror because that's me on the far right.
Me hugging the brown one
>Ask them why the fuck they're in my room
>Give them phones to call their parents
>Arrange pickup or drive them home
Becoming a loli?
Then im the big tits slut then
Me right next to you
I guess we're f..friends?.
Remind my little sister that she and her friends can't just come in and play in my damn room whenever they want.
I would invite them to have a slumber party so that we could hang out and talk about little girl stuff.
A dream come true really.
me third from the right
>they explain that you are their parent.
>turns out you got drunk and adopted them
me being hugged by this anon
Starring Owen Wilson and The Rock.
>Get drunk and adopt 8 lolis
I wish it was that easy
I feel your pain, Anon-oniichan.
Animated by Sunrise
Second from the right, always.
I'm the first from the left
Make breakfast cause these little shits will be hungry.
>figure out where they're all going to sleep in an apartment
>start adoption service and get them good upper middle class homes with loving families
There's a solution to everything, unless like, Congress bans adoption in 12 hours.
Then I'd be fucked.
Second from the left!
Anyone else claims as me is a faceless fat man.
I'm too poor to treat them with ice cream so I'll just give them a candy or something.
Me in the middle in the shorts
You're actually in lolitopia, a country entirely constituted by lolis and their adopted fathers. Once you adopt a loli she's yours for life.
"Who are you? How did you get in here? What's your names? What do you want for breakfast?"
They better have fucking virtual reality and AI's before I die so I can experience this.
Call the cops.
Why is this artist so GOOD at clothed lolis but so fucking TERRIBLE at naked ones? It just doesn't make sense to me.
I would freak out and try to hide them, because my family knows I'm into little girls and they would think I abducted them...
>my family knows I'm into little girls
nignog u wut
>my family knows I'm into little girls
Nigger, what the fuck?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE KIDS DOING IN MY FUCKING BEDROOM?
GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHITS, I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP!
How may I ask did your family find out you like little girls?
My family would probably think me a pedophile
cute not pedo
Fourth from the right.
I told them and they don't really give a damn as long as I don't like, fuck little kids, which I don't.
Hey, at least it gets me out of babysitting for relatives. which is good, because they are so adorable and they like jumping all over you, it's not good for my heart ;_;
>my families knows I'm into little girls
How and why are you still alive
Cute, not pedo.
> I told them
find the cloning device and turn it off
You are a fucking retard. 17 on the potato scale.
Is there no hope for a translated version or am I too much of a newfag to find it?
is it normal for yourself to be the only one that knows you have 2D loli images
>I told them
The fact that I am a lolicon is strictly between me, google, and the NSA
Why would you ever tell your family is beyond me
its not normal to have them to begin with
If you were my relative I would beat the shit out of you. For you own good of course, not because it gets me off. Sexually
>The fact that I am a lolicon is strictly between me, google, and the NSA
Man, I am going to quote you on that in future threads.
I mean, do you not realize that it carries a pretty big social stigma?
Everyone will always equate you to a pedophile in the back of their minds if not the front
As long as you don't have a shitty family they will help you deal with it, not throw you under a bus for doing nothing. They know what triggers me and keep me away from shit I don't need to be around too, which I'm grateful for. I really do have a ton of nieces/younger cousins and I'm one of the only people in the family without a job and free to babysit, them knowing is probably all that keeps me from being around little girls all day every day.
Which is a damn shame because I'm no filthy pedo
You are not a lolicon, you are a pedophile.
There is a good reason for that
read the posts again, I didn't use the term lolicon anywhere. also, you are projecting all over everyone, go away
Get help, dude
>implying that a vast majority of people on /a/ aren't pedos on top of liking loli.
Is there a translation for this anywhere? If not, how's the moonrune difficulty?
>anon when are you going to get a job?
Sounds like he did, from his family.
Well in that case I guess getting help is a good thing to do.
I just wish that more people would try to get pedophiles mental help instead of wanting to brutally murder them.
Hell, my aunt was talking about rounding up all the pedophiles and shooting them, which is apparently ok according to most people.
Don't do anything stupid anon
You're the only one I've ever seen here in 7 years
I'm not, hebephile master race
>walk in to orphanage completely wasted
>they just hand over 8 small children
I'm no expert but it isn't the sort of thing most people like to put into writing on the internet, even if it is an anonymous imageboard.
>You're the only one I've ever seen here in 7 years
Did you mean days?
Eastern Europe, if you have enough money..
Quite sad really.
Newfag level over 9000
Thank you for the overly obvious advice, I've been seeing a psychologist for over a decade and have it under control. I'm not a rapist, just a 27 year old virgin that thinks little girls are adorable.
what makes me sad is, I know that I am a social reject with no friends and no prospect for a future, yet I'm still somehow more well-adjusted than many people even in this very thread. It's sad how far our human society has fallen, that's all.
Hours, most likely.
>Quite sad really.
For you maybe
I will become the loli master
Pretty sure even if he said hours that would stil be wrong
>I cant fathom other people experiencing /a/ in a way different than me
Evidently you don't follow Samurai Flamenco threads
I hope you guys don't go to Europe just to get this
>google "countries where child porn is legal"
Good for you. No really, I mean it, it must be great to actually be able to be open with something that so many people has to keep for themselves for maybe their entire lives.
So you aren't a lolicon at all?
Then you're just new to loli threads?
NOT YOUR BLOG
I'm glad you had better experience than I did when I shared with someone.
Eastern Europe seems like the place to be if you have dosh.
...I thought they were talking strictly about 2D
I hate people who abuse lolis
They brought it up, I was just commenting on the artist being terrible at naked little girls but very good at clothed ones. Don't be an idiot.
I still greatly prefer 2D, I just think real little girls can still be cute. Though the older I get, the more cynical I become about it, more and more are just turning into honey booboo shitty wastes of space instead of cute little girls. Soon I wouldn't be surprised if 2D is all I think is cute aside from isolated cases.
Lots of CP dumps after episode 10, that's all. Nothing you haven't seen before if you've been here a few years. Vicky and the like.
This thread and you man.
You got me there.
Man, what a load of butthurt.
Nice, are you going to post it in reddit so you get reputation points or whatever they're called?
You are many shades of retarded
Are you enjoying your first month on /a/?
The funniest part is, my family is mostly extremely religious, I honestly expected them to shoot me or some shit. Instead I got preferential treatment from almost all of them and they even ask if I'm ok in some situations, like during the holidays when the kids all come over to this house and they like to watch me play video games.
.......I don't even watch the show and I know about that happening. The fuck is wrong with you?
You should suggest to your psychiatrist that hoarding thousands of images of lolis will cure your pedophilia.
It did for me.
How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a loli pop?
bout three fiddy
I got 99 problems but hand puppets arent one
A-one, a-two, a-three,
The world may never know.
Who the fuck painted this?!
>somebody thinks this guy is serious
>decides it is a good idea
>tells their family
>"there was a shooting at a local suburban home late last night. I suspect murdered his whole family and was found dead, his naked body covered in semen and surrounded by photos of naked children."
I dunno, I just googled "clitoral mutilation" since I wanted to make that joke.
This is NOTHING like my chinese drawings.
The causality train has left the station and I'm not on it.
>telling this to your family
Your relatives will forever have this in the back of their mind whenever you're present. It would be so fucking easy for any of your younger kid relatives to say you bad touched them.
Pedos need help
But the world would rather smash their faces in with cinderblocks
Fuck this planet
>It would be so fucking easy for any of your younger kid relatives to say you bad touched them.
Oh god this, one of my worst fears and the reason I keep my distance from children
See: The Hunt (2012)
I did not tell my super interesting story so other people would do it, in fact, I find it interesting precisely because what you describe didn't happen to me, which I kind of expected to happen; they'd been cockblocking me from committing suicide for years at that point and I was tired of it, thought that would make them give up on stopping me, or just flat lynch me in a mob or something. I don't suggest anyone doing what I did, most families would definitely not be cool with it.
Please. 2D erotica is erotic solely because it attempts to recreate the female form in a hand-drawn medium. 3D is PD because of personality.
>3D is PD because of personality.
Uh, no. Real life children are ugly. And smelly.
If they aren't from a lower socioeconomic family, they don't smell, and they aren't ugly as much because they aren't inbred to all hell.
3D is just all around worse than 2D, which is a representation of an idealised women/girl
turn 360 degrees, I'm the one in the middle
Me loving and raping the obvious tsundere.
The ugly and smelly ones, sure. But the only reason you don't think 2D is ugly is because they are drawn to be modeled somewhat after the pretty 3D ones. 2D is but an idealized reflection of 3D.
I'm not one for 3dpd but she is sort of cute
That's a teen, not a loli
I don't see any Dragon or Steel type lolis up there, you're pretty fucked if you want to go competitive.
Yeah, the ones with oversized mouths and eyes. And no nose.
How young are we talking? And then there's the age-old argument over the definition of loli, age or body type?
Fug off, better than that disgusting filtered garbage you took a screenshot of. Take screenshots of good anime, or at least good-looking anime. GoHands shit is 2DPD.
This thread is getting dangerously pedo.
>people claiming to be me in black skirt
Why are you guys lying?
What a distracting background.
fairy loli too op
She's only 1470 you sick fuck
Not even. Would I call myself a pedophile? Not at all. Hebephile and/or ephebophile, though? Sure. But more than anything, I'm a 2D-phile, like the rest of us. If I were just a 3D pedo I'd be on /tv/. But that doesn't mean I can't save kawaii 3D images now and again when they rarely pop up. Pic related, that reimu pic along with its 4chan-saved image compatriots, where the vast majority of the images are 2D.
People on /a/ are too religious about just throwing out "3DPD" nowadays.
Holy shit. Learn to organize, faggot.
>Hebephile and/or ephebophile
I'm pretty sure almost all men are actually on of these but society vilifies it to the point that it is suppressed by most of us.
All you need baby
I see room for improvements in your system.
appearance of age. 13 at oldest
Organizing is for women and fags. Right click-save and into the 4chan folder with no renamed files is the way to go. Then you recall where to find it by trying to remember when you saved it and use the other pictures for reference. It's a fun memory game and it helps you improve your memory because there's a tangible reward for recalling when you saved the image (you're able to find it again and post it).
Oh, of course. 99.99% of men attracted to 18-year-old girls are biologically attracted to 16-year-old girls as well, even if they try to suppress it because >society.
Likes pubescents, you betcha. But actually preferring them to adults, probably not.
There maybe something to the idea that we are mostly ephebophiles as there was a hypothesis with some traction thrown around that tennage years are humanity's "peak" but hebephile is just straight up inferior for baby makin'
Huh. Thats true.
Theres still a bunch of modeling pictures left on the archive. I never thought Samumenco threads would end up like that.
can I have the source on that? I'd Google image search it but I'm on my phone and can't get to my computer
Disguting. I reported every single one of them already.
Sure thing, I am a giver
Cat head Imako or one of the subsequent chapeters
You only have to take an hour or two one time, and after that you just save things to their respective folders.
Search for "Cat loli eng NTR" on EXpanda.
My autism would need to be flaring up pretty badly
I know what you mean. I had to search for like half an hour 3 times in a row for pictures I knew I had, and it just kicked in. I have folders inside my folders to further organize shit. I saw an organization thread a long ass time ago that made me feel like crap for having a shitty system and I revamped it to what it is now.
You'll be 146% happier after you do this /a/non, I promise.
Nope. Never happened. Fuck that shit.
2D in its creation and consumption is harmless. 3DPD material is not and is disgusting.
And then download ONLY the chapter that the pic is from.
Why are children so sexy?
Because of their smooth skin, their flat stomachs and ditto chests.
Also, their butts.
love me some loli butts
Wonder why I fell asleep browsing /a/.
Some loli probably knocked you out then raped you.
Too few lolis.
Is she dead?
Grab a brush and put a little makeup!
Third from the right here. I'm going to put a saddle on your back and ride you into the sunset, using your twintails as handlebars.
Hope you're okay with that.
Dammit, why do all good things keep happening when I'm unconcious.
That must be it.
>find hot Reimu
>lol point and shoot time
>slow shutter speed and likely held with one hand
>image both blurry and noisy
all of my mild indignation and wrath
You were lucky, anon. You still are lucky, in fact. It'd only take one vindictive family member to leak your secret and completely destroy your social status, force you out of your job (if you have one) and expose you to endless harassment from the media (current affairs programs love people like you) and society in general. One negative assessment from your psychologist could see you thrown in a mental institution for being a danger to the community (I just hope your current one never moves or retires).
I'm glad you're getting the support you need, but fuck me it must have been hard to come out of the closet like that.
Good luck, anon.
Please don't post 3D, if only as a courtesy to people like >>100277373 who're trying not to go full pedo.
I-I don't remember that part
Can I post lolibutt?
I guess not. Fuck you, mods.