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You wake up and see this, what do?
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>>100276271
TIME FOR SOME MOTHER FUCKING

Ice cream
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Wonder if I'm looking at the mirror because that's me on the far right.
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>>100276271
Me hugging the brown one
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>Ask them why the fuck they're in my room
>Give them phones to call their parents
>Arrange pickup or drive them home
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rape all
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>>100276271
Becoming a loli?
Then im the big tits slut then
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>>100276339
Me right next to you
I guess we're f..friends?.
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Remind my little sister that she and her friends can't just come in and play in my damn room whenever they want.
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I would invite them to have a slumber party so that we could hang out and talk about little girl stuff.

A dream come true really.
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>>100276271
me third from the right
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>>100276365
>they explain that you are their parent.
>turns out you got drunk and adopted them
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>>100276392
You monster
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>>100276361
me being hugged by this anon
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>>100276453
Starring Owen Wilson and The Rock.
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>>100276453
>Get drunk and adopt 8 lolis

I wish it was that easy
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>>100276538
I feel your pain, Anon-oniichan.
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>>100276538
>>100276498
>>100276453
>>100276365

Animated by Sunrise
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>>100276271
Second from the right, always.
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>>100276271
I'm the first from the left
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FUCK.
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>>100276271
Make breakfast cause these little shits will be hungry.
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>>100276453

>figure out where they're all going to sleep in an apartment
>start adoption service and get them good upper middle class homes with loving families

There's a solution to everything, unless like, Congress bans adoption in 12 hours.

Then I'd be fucked.
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>>100276271
Second from the left!
Anyone else claims as me is a faceless fat man.
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>>100276271
I'm too poor to treat them with ice cream so I'll just give them a candy or something.
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Me in the middle in the shorts
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>>100276953
You're actually in lolitopia, a country entirely constituted by lolis and their adopted fathers. Once you adopt a loli she's yours for life.
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>>100276271
"Who are you? How did you get in here? What's your names? What do you want for breakfast?"
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>>100277072
They better have fucking virtual reality and AI's before I die so I can experience this.
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Call the cops.
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Why is this artist so GOOD at clothed lolis but so fucking TERRIBLE at naked ones? It just doesn't make sense to me.

I would freak out and try to hide them, because my family knows I'm into little girls and they would think I abducted them...
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>>100277373
>my family knows I'm into little girls
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>>100277373

nignog u wut
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>>100277373
>my family knows I'm into little girls

Nigger, what the fuck?
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE KIDS DOING IN MY FUCKING BEDROOM?

GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHITS, I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP!
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>>100277373
How may I ask did your family find out you like little girls?

My family would probably think me a pedophile

cute not pedo
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>>100276271
Fourth from the right.
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wrong neighborhood...huh..mother?...fucker?
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>>100277462
I told them and they don't really give a damn as long as I don't like, fuck little kids, which I don't.

Hey, at least it gets me out of babysitting for relatives. which is good, because they are so adorable and they like jumping all over you, it's not good for my heart ;_;
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>>100277373
>my families knows I'm into little girls

How and why are you still alive
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>>100277608
Cute, not pedo.
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>>100277652
> I told them
you what
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>>100276271
find the cloning device and turn it off
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>>100277652
You are a fucking retard. 17 on the potato scale.
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Is there no hope for a translated version or am I too much of a newfag to find it?
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>>100277578
is it normal for yourself to be the only one that knows you have 2D loli images
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>>100277652
>I told them
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>>100277652
The fact that I am a lolicon is strictly between me, google, and the NSA

Why would you ever tell your family is beyond me
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>>100277758
its not normal to have them to begin with
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>>100277652
If you were my relative I would beat the shit out of you. For you own good of course, not because it gets me off. Sexually
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>>100277790
>The fact that I am a lolicon is strictly between me, google, and the NSA
Man, I am going to quote you on that in future threads.
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>>100277758
Yes?

I mean, do you not realize that it carries a pretty big social stigma?

Everyone will always equate you to a pedophile in the back of their minds if not the front
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>>100277708
>>100277722
As long as you don't have a shitty family they will help you deal with it, not throw you under a bus for doing nothing. They know what triggers me and keep me away from shit I don't need to be around too, which I'm grateful for. I really do have a ton of nieces/younger cousins and I'm one of the only people in the family without a job and free to babysit, them knowing is probably all that keeps me from being around little girls all day every day.
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>>100277842
Which is a damn shame because I'm no filthy pedo
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>>100277862
You are not a lolicon, you are a pedophile.

Get out.
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>>100277842
There is a good reason for that
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>>100277904
read the posts again, I didn't use the term lolicon anywhere. also, you are projecting all over everyone, go away
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>>100277862

Get help, dude
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>>100277904
>implying that a vast majority of people on /a/ aren't pedos on top of liking loli.
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>>100276271
Is there a translation for this anywhere? If not, how's the moonrune difficulty?
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>>100277862
>anon when are you going to get a job?
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>>100277990
Sounds like he did, from his family.
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>>100277973
Well in that case I guess getting help is a good thing to do.

I just wish that more people would try to get pedophiles mental help instead of wanting to brutally murder them.

Hell, my aunt was talking about rounding up all the pedophiles and shooting them, which is apparently ok according to most people.
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LOTS
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>>100277862
Don't do anything stupid anon
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>>100278026
You're the only one I've ever seen here in 7 years

Get out.
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>>100278026
I'm not, hebephile master race
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>>100276453

>walk in to orphanage completely wasted
>they just hand over 8 small children
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>>100278086
I'm no expert but it isn't the sort of thing most people like to put into writing on the internet, even if it is an anonymous imageboard.
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>>100278086

>You're the only one I've ever seen here in 7 years

Did you mean days?
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>>100278112

Eastern Europe, if you have enough money..

Quite sad really.
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>>100278086
Newfag level over 9000
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>>100277990
Thank you for the overly obvious advice, I've been seeing a psychologist for over a decade and have it under control. I'm not a rapist, just a 27 year old virgin that thinks little girls are adorable.
what makes me sad is, I know that I am a social reject with no friends and no prospect for a future, yet I'm still somehow more well-adjusted than many people even in this very thread. It's sad how far our human society has fallen, that's all.
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>>100278140
Hours, most likely.
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>>100278146
>Quite sad really.

For you maybe

I will become the loli master
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>>100278140
Pretty sure even if he said hours that would stil be wrong
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>>100278140
>>100278152
>I cant fathom other people experiencing /a/ in a way different than me
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>>100278146
Which countries?
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>>100278217
Evidently you don't follow Samurai Flamenco threads
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>>100278146
I hope you guys don't go to Europe just to get this
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>>100278252
>google "countries where child porn is legal"
>????
>profit
>get arrested
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>>100277862
Good for you. No really, I mean it, it must be great to actually be able to be open with something that so many people has to keep for themselves for maybe their entire lives.
So you aren't a lolicon at all?
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>>100278217
Then you're just new to loli threads?
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>>100278178
NOT YOUR BLOG
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>>100278178
I'm glad you had better experience than I did when I shared with someone.
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>>100278290
Eastern Europe seems like the place to be if you have dosh.
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>>100278295
...I thought they were talking strictly about 2D

Oh god
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>>100278259
Explain further.
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>>100278290
I hate people who abuse lolis
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>>100278314
They brought it up, I was just commenting on the artist being terrible at naked little girls but very good at clothed ones. Don't be an idiot.
>>100278294
I still greatly prefer 2D, I just think real little girls can still be cute. Though the older I get, the more cynical I become about it, more and more are just turning into honey booboo shitty wastes of space instead of cute little girls. Soon I wouldn't be surprised if 2D is all I think is cute aside from isolated cases.
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>>100278364

Lots of CP dumps after episode 10, that's all. Nothing you haven't seen before if you've been here a few years. Vicky and the like.
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>>100278407
This thread and you man.
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>>100278414
You got me there.

Man, what a load of butthurt.
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>>100278498

What?
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>>100278442
Nice, are you going to post it in reddit so you get reputation points or whatever they're called?
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>>100278407
You are many shades of retarded
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>>100278442

Are you enjoying your first month on /a/?
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>>100278442
The funniest part is, my family is mostly extremely religious, I honestly expected them to shoot me or some shit. Instead I got preferential treatment from almost all of them and they even ask if I'm ok in some situations, like during the holidays when the kids all come over to this house and they like to watch me play video games.
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>>100278554
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>>100278498
.......I don't even watch the show and I know about that happening. The fuck is wrong with you?
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>>100278407
You should suggest to your psychiatrist that hoarding thousands of images of lolis will cure your pedophilia.
It did for me.
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How many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a loli pop?
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>>100278665
bout three fiddy
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>>100278633
I got 99 problems but hand puppets arent one
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>>100278665

A-one, a-two, a-three,
CRUNCH

The world may never know.
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>>100278744
Who the fuck painted this?!
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>somebody thinks this guy is serious
>decides it is a good idea
>tells their family
>"there was a shooting at a local suburban home late last night. I suspect murdered his whole family and was found dead, his naked body covered in semen and surrounded by photos of naked children."
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>>100278775

I dunno, I just googled "clitoral mutilation" since I wanted to make that joke.
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>>100278744
This is NOTHING like my chinese drawings.
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>>100278803

The causality train has left the station and I'm not on it.
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>>100277373
>telling this to your family
Your relatives will forever have this in the back of their mind whenever you're present. It would be so fucking easy for any of your younger kid relatives to say you bad touched them.

Also,
>liking 3DPD
>>>/tv/
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>>100278803
Pedos need help

But the world would rather smash their faces in with cinderblocks

Fuck this planet
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>>100278908
>It would be so fucking easy for any of your younger kid relatives to say you bad touched them.

Oh god this, one of my worst fears and the reason I keep my distance from children

See: The Hunt (2012)
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>>100278803
I did not tell my super interesting story so other people would do it, in fact, I find it interesting precisely because what you describe didn't happen to me, which I kind of expected to happen; they'd been cockblocking me from committing suicide for years at that point and I was tired of it, thought that would make them give up on stopping me, or just flat lynch me in a mob or something. I don't suggest anyone doing what I did, most families would definitely not be cool with it.
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>>100278908

>Also,
>>liking 3DPD
>>>>/tv/

Please. 2D erotica is erotic solely because it attempts to recreate the female form in a hand-drawn medium. 3D is PD because of personality.
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>>100279001
>3D is PD because of personality.
Uh, no. Real life children are ugly. And smelly.
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>>100279064
If they aren't from a lower socioeconomic family, they don't smell, and they aren't ugly as much because they aren't inbred to all hell.
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>>100279064
This

3D is just all around worse than 2D, which is a representation of an idealised women/girl
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turn 360 degrees, I'm the one in the middle
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>>100276271
Me loving and raping the obvious tsundere.
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>>100279064

The ugly and smelly ones, sure. But the only reason you don't think 2D is ugly is because they are drawn to be modeled somewhat after the pretty 3D ones. 2D is but an idealized reflection of 3D.
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>>100279265
I'm not one for 3dpd but she is sort of cute

would cuddle
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>>100279265
That's a teen, not a loli
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>>100279265
>reimu
>pretty
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>>100278195
I don't see any Dragon or Steel type lolis up there, you're pretty fucked if you want to go competitive.
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>>100279265
Yeah, the ones with oversized mouths and eyes. And no nose.
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>>100279335

How young are we talking? And then there's the age-old argument over the definition of loli, age or body type?

>>100279341

Fug off, better than that disgusting filtered garbage you took a screenshot of. Take screenshots of good anime, or at least good-looking anime. GoHands shit is 2DPD.
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>>100279483
This thread is getting dangerously pedo.
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>people claiming to be me in black skirt
Why are you guys lying?
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>>100279483
What a distracting background.
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>>100279401
fairy loli too op
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>>100279483
Body type

She's only 1470 you sick fuck
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NO TOUCH
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>>100279509

Not even. Would I call myself a pedophile? Not at all. Hebephile and/or ephebophile, though? Sure. But more than anything, I'm a 2D-phile, like the rest of us. If I were just a 3D pedo I'd be on /tv/. But that doesn't mean I can't save kawaii 3D images now and again when they rarely pop up. Pic related, that reimu pic along with its 4chan-saved image compatriots, where the vast majority of the images are 2D.

People on /a/ are too religious about just throwing out "3DPD" nowadays.
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>>100279711
Holy shit. Learn to organize, faggot.
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>>100279711
>Hebephile and/or ephebophile

I'm pretty sure almost all men are actually on of these but society vilifies it to the point that it is suppressed by most of us.
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>>100279767
All you need baby
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>>100279711
I see room for improvements in your system.
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>>100279483
appearance of age. 13 at oldest
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>>100279767

Organizing is for women and fags. Right click-save and into the 4chan folder with no renamed files is the way to go. Then you recall where to find it by trying to remember when you saved it and use the other pictures for reference. It's a fun memory game and it helps you improve your memory because there's a tangible reward for recalling when you saved the image (you're able to find it again and post it).

>>100279793

Oh, of course. 99.99% of men attracted to 18-year-old girls are biologically attracted to 16-year-old girls as well, even if they try to suppress it because >society.
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>>100279793
Likes pubescents, you betcha. But actually preferring them to adults, probably not.

There maybe something to the idea that we are mostly ephebophiles as there was a hypothesis with some traction thrown around that tennage years are humanity's "peak" but hebephile is just straight up inferior for baby makin'
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>>98513220
Huh. Thats true.

Theres still a bunch of modeling pictures left on the archive. I never thought Samumenco threads would end up like that.
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>>100277608
can I have the source on that? I'd Google image search it but I'm on my phone and can't get to my computer
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>>100280458
Disguting. I reported every single one of them already.
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>>100280505
Sure thing, I am a giver

http://exhentai.org/g/519816/23785c55b3/
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>>100280505
Cat head Imako or one of the subsequent chapeters
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>>100279711
>>100279838
You only have to take an hour or two one time, and after that you just save things to their respective folders.
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>>100280505
Search for "Cat loli eng NTR" on EXpanda.
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>>100280546
My autism would need to be flaring up pretty badly

Maybe someday
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>>100280547
STILL MAD
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>>100280592
I know what you mean. I had to search for like half an hour 3 times in a row for pictures I knew I had, and it just kicked in. I have folders inside my folders to further organize shit. I saw an organization thread a long ass time ago that made me feel like crap for having a shitty system and I revamped it to what it is now.

You'll be 146% happier after you do this /a/non, I promise.

>>100280547
>>100280595
Nope. Never happened. Fuck that shit.
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>>100279001
2D in its creation and consumption is harmless. 3DPD material is not and is disgusting.
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>>100280547
And then download ONLY the chapter that the pic is from.
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Why are children so sexy?
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>>100283158
Because of their smooth skin, their flat stomachs and ditto chests.
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>>100283255
Also, their butts.
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>>100283319
love me some loli butts
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Me too.
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>>100283319
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Wonder why I fell asleep browsing /a/.
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>>100283602
Some loli probably knocked you out then raped you.
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>>100283602
Too few lolis.
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>>100278073
Is she dead?
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>>100283602
Wake up!
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>>100283793
Grab a brush and put a little makeup!
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>>100276339
Third from the right here. I'm going to put a saddle on your back and ride you into the sunset, using your twintails as handlebars.

Hope you're okay with that.
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>>100283722
Dammit, why do all good things keep happening when I'm unconcious.
>>100283759
That must be it.
>>100283793
So cute.
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>>100279265
>find hot Reimu
>lol point and shoot time
>slow shutter speed and likely held with one hand
>image both blurry and noisy
>1381x2454
all of my mild indignation and wrath
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>>100278977

You were lucky, anon. You still are lucky, in fact. It'd only take one vindictive family member to leak your secret and completely destroy your social status, force you out of your job (if you have one) and expose you to endless harassment from the media (current affairs programs love people like you) and society in general. One negative assessment from your psychologist could see you thrown in a mental institution for being a danger to the community (I just hope your current one never moves or retires).

I'm glad you're getting the support you need, but fuck me it must have been hard to come out of the closet like that.

Good luck, anon.
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>>100279265
>>100279483

Please don't post 3D, if only as a courtesy to people like >>100277373 who're trying not to go full pedo.
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>>100283544
I-I don't remember that part
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>>100284570
Can I post lolibutt?
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>>100284974
I guess not. Fuck you, mods.



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