I don't understand the appeal of Magical Girls. Can you imagine how stinky they get with all the fighting?
>not wanting a sweaty Madoka to sit on your face
Oh god yes, i'll have one those please.
Madoka has such an ugly artsyle as well as being shit
That character design and fat football heads... Awful
oh no you didn't nigger
You're right OP. Smell fetishes are indeed the lowest and worst form of fetish
Getting real tired of your shit, Hilda.
>not liking wide
It's easily the most ugly modern anime artstyle, I can't think of anything recent that is uglier
Baths are a thing. You can wash their body as they close their eyes unwind, naked, in your arms.
>watch entire show
Fucking bullshit waste of time
>Can you imagine how stinky they get with all the fighting?
It's too deep for pantsu anon.
Get a load of this faget
Why is Yuno red? She can't be red!
It's perfection. It's what anime always intended to look like, and now technology has unlocked it's potential.
Thats what fan art is for
>You will never be able to bury your nose in Madoka's sweaty indecisive anus
Feels bad man
But Anon, that's precisely why I watch these shows!
If you like wide so much, then wide-on't you kill yourself?
Red Yuno is Yuno's evil doppelganger, sent from the future to destroy the past.
>she ate a burrito earlier and her poor moe butt can't hold the gas in any longer
I would set up a device called the fartulator. It's a see-through air tight toilet bowl and tank, filled with a bottling apparatus, and a series of tubes. I would have Yuno sit on the fartulator (The seat would be covered with the softest, most comfortable velvet cushions available-it would be a throne for my queen) and she would be able to rip juicy, dirty farts in them while she watched TV, or ate, or painted. I would lay down behind it, where there is a slot for one to insert their head. A nose piece and oxygen mask would go over my head, and then a airtight seal would be locked over my neck. As Yuno farted, parts of the toilet would bottle a portion of the farts for me to savor later and store in my fart-cellar. Yuno would be able to control how much oxygen-to-fart ratio would be in my headchamber, so she could give me her delicious gas all night long. I would be entirely at her mercy in the fartulator.
but her poop is what makes the smell
poop same for everyone
digested by same enzymes, made stinky gasses
gasses leave butt
you rob yourself of the smell of the actual buthole and smell of skin and sweat of the butt cheeks
why smell the poop when all poop is the same
Aren't they corpses anyway? I don't think baths would work