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Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyw/a/y? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points don't matter, just like the childhood friend in a harem anime. I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down and let's have some fun!

Today we're going to play a game called Scenes from a Hat!
>Applause
What happens is I'll draw a scene out of this hat, and we'll see how many our performers can act out. Starting with...

Hit songs from Broadway's Madoka Magica: The Musical.
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I'll make a witch out of you
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There's no Business like Soul Business
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Don't Lose Your Head.
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It's love (AI YO)
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another one bites za dusto
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Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time"
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Storm Clouds & Silver Linings
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No one Mourns the Witches
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It Seems I Collected Something (Part II)
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"Jolene" with the name replaced with "Hitomi".
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For God's sake, hit the damn buzzer, Drew.
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>>100272188
He said Madoka, not Eva.
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"I'm going to fuck my little sister"
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>Rejected Light Novel Titles.
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>>100275945
Yogusa no Sora
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>>100275945
>I just want to date my childhood friend, but instead she wants to become a professional wrestler!
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>>100275945
>I Enter a Game Show, but Drew Carey Is the Host?!
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>>100275945
>I just really need these dubs right now.
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>Ore no Daruu Kerii ga konna ni kawaii wake ga nai
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>>100275945
>I cannot believe that being the only guy in a girls-only high school would put me in a special position, but in hindsight it probably makes sense.
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>>100275945
My imouto's price is right.
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>>100275945
"My childhood friend turned out to be the daughter of god sent to judge the sins of mankind and start the holy rapture, but she fell in love with me instead!"
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>>100275945
Fifty Cent Is My New Schoolteacher?!
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>>100275945
My brother makes the longest title in the history of anime which it makes no sense that this is a title for a light novel and he is a mangaka
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>>100275945
My Step-Sister Isn't Actually My Sister, So It's Okay If I Want to Marry Her, Right?
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>>100275945
>My little sister can't be an NSA hacker!
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>My little sister can't be an NSA hacker!
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>>100275945
My New Sister Is the Student Council President‽
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>>100275945
>I can't stop holding hands with my little sister!
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>My little sister can't be an NSA hacker!
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Reasons not to fug your imouto.
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>>100281753
>She's not blood-related
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>>100281753
The blowhole on the top of her head is too small.
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>>100281753
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>>100281753
"I can't think of any."
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>>100281753

she says no
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>>100281753
>It's illegal
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>>100281753
My Oneesama is hotter.
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>>100281753
I don't have an imouto. ;_;
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>>100281753
The megane said it was wrong
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>>100281753
I would become one of those dots on the neighborhood maps
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>>100281753
She's actually willing
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>>100281753
Is this a trick question?
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>>100281753
Is this a trick question, Carey?
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>>100281753
The editor said we have another 10 novels to milk
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>>100281753
She's already pregnant, and I don't want to harm my child.
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>>100281753
She's a two hour drive away, and I don't have a shovel.
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>>100281753
She's actually my brother!
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>>100281955
What are you, some kind of a faggot?
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>>100281955
You say that as if it's a bad thing.
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>>100281970
Are you not?
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Things you can say about your waifu that you can't say about your mother.
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>>100281753
She swapped bodies with my dad
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>>100281753
It's a trap to blackmail you
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>>100282003
She's perfect.
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>>100282003
She paid me through college.
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>>100282003

She's pretty tidy between her legs
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>>100282003
I cried when she died.
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>>100282003
I love her
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>>100282003
She's actually a guy.
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>>100282003
She's real enough for me
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>>100282003

She's not a slut.
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>>100282003
That she hasn't slept with me.
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>>100282003
I can't buy an onahole based on her.
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>>100282003
I know who she is.
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>>100282003
She's the best person in the world.
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>>100282135
>I can't buy an onahole based on her

>you can say about your waifu
>you can't say about your mother

>I can't buy an onahole based on my waifu, but I can buy an onahole based on my mother
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>>100282169
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>>100282169
that'sthejoke.png
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>>100282003
I love and respect my waifu. She isn't a fat, chain-smoking skank who drinks half the day and makes sure I hear her fucking her boyfriend every night down the hall so that I'll move out.
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>>100282169
These responses are shit anyway

Doesn't really matter
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>>100282003
Thanks for the support.
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>>100282218
You're projecting there, dear.
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>>100282169

Yep Colin, that's where he was going with that.

New topic, let's see here: terrible ways to introduce yourself as the transfer student to a new homeroom class.
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>>100282243
I think that might have been the point
Kyon the supreme intelligence
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>>100282265
Hi, My name is Drew Carey!
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>>100282265
"I like anime."
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>>100282265
Hi, are you from one of those starving black children places?
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>>100282265

Nice to meet you guys, I'm the local giant robot pilot.
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>>100282265
I pickpocketed half of you faggots on the way in.
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>>100282265
You, by the window, get the fuck out of my seat!
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>>100282265
Ey bitches, where da time travellers and aliens at?
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>>100282265
Hi, im going to confess my love to you right now so that we can skip the next 12 episodes.
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>>100282265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1esrBKPRuo
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>>100282265
Hey, you wanna add me on Myspace?
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>>100282265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NW0W_68E3E
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>>100282265
I will have slept with all of you by the end of the year. I especially can't wait for your turn, Sensei.
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>>100282265

Ohio Soo-guy-ee-mas, Anon-kun desu!
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Top thread
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>>100282265
Jiko shokai?
I thought you said enjo kosai!
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>>100282265
Hi im guy jean,Your new transfer student form the country that nukes you
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>>100282265
the name is "funky kusanagi". just call me colin
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>>100282265
"Where all the white women at?"
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>>100282411
Davido-kun is all of us anon
We are one
especially you
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>>100282265
"It's nice to meet you all and begin my 12th year of highschool!"
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>>100282265
I'm from Korea
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>>100282265
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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>>100282265
"Ladies" *Unzips dick
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>>100282265
Oyasuminasai, my name is ken sama
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>>100282540
rip ;_;7
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>>100282265
"I'm only here for the christmas cake"
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>>100282560
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>>100282265
Hi, my name is Thor, and I'm the harbinger of the glorious Pies.
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>>100282265
You two dykes against the wall, One of you is gonna be beggin' for my cock by the end of the week..
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>>100282265
KAMEHAMEHA
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>>100282265
Wow, you people aren't nearly as white as you are in anime.
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God dammit, you had one job, Drew.
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>>100282743
>read comment
>"that was fucking retarded"
>read filename and see image
Oh, I get it.
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>>100282265
Konichiwa, Im here to bring diversity to your tiny inbred natrion
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>>100282265
>Gomenasai, my name is Anon-Sama.
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>>100282534
are.. you okay?
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>>100282265
"Hi, wanna take a look at a picture of Drew Carey's penis?"
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>>100284347
>>100282290

Oh, you guys.

Bad situations for a girl to walk in on you in a harem anime.
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>>100284619
Fucking your imouto.
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>>100284619
Watching a harem anime in your room, taking notes on a piece of paper titled 'GOOD IDEAS'.
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>>100284619
Fucking your mother.
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>>100284619
Being held down and raped by every girl except the best grill
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>>100284619
lurking on /a/
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>>100284619

Presenting a birthday cake to the picture of you're waifu on your laptop.
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>>100284619
Having intercourse with a cat.
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>>100284619
trying to surgically attatch an onahole to a daki naykid with a boner
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>>100284619
Trying to pee in the morning with a boner.
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>>100284619
Oh no i walked with drew carey instad
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A crossover anime based on whose line is it anyway with various popular characters from different series could work well.
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Things you should tell your angry Yandere lover.
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>>100287419
Fuck off you psycho bitch.
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Things you SHOULDN'T tell your angry Yandere lover.
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>>100287484
you feel just like my sister
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>>100287484
I don't like you.
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>>100287484
I think I love my imouto more than you.
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>>100287484
You will never be loved. Only feared.
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>>100287484
Who were you again?
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>>100287484
Love you? Over my dead body.
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>>100287484
"Eeh? Your hair smells just like Michiru-san's?!"
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>>100287484
What are you gonna do? Kill me?
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>>100287484
You're not my type.
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Your oneesan was better.
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Hit songs from Broadway's Evangelion The Musical: You May (Not) Sing Along
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>>100287484

I'm sorry honey, I have a headache.
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>>100288013
Get in the fucking robot, Shinji
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>>100288180

I Won't Run (Anymore)
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>>100288013
"It sucks to be me"
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>>100288013
London Bridge is tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
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>>100288013
If You Were Gay- Kaoru ver.
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>>100288013
Fallen Angel (Instrumentality Version)
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>>100288013
Send Me An Angel
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>>100288013
Penpen's Lament
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>>100288013
It's Not Just For Astronauts Anymore!
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>>100288013
YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT (in the fucking robot)
HOO HOO HOO, SONNY
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>>100288013
The Worst
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>>100288214
>>100288603
>>100288611
2015 points to each of you! Well done!

Unlikely names for Precures
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>>100288944
Cure Drab
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>>100288944
Cure Cancer
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>>100288944
cure acne
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>>100288944
Pretty Terminal! the Series Finale
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>>100289153
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>>100288944
Cure faggotry
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>>100288944
Cure Delicious
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>>100288944
Cure Vacious
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>>100288944
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>>100282442
i remember you
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>>100289380
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>>100289366
that's good
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>>100288944
Cure wa.
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>>100288944
Cure NEET
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>>100271809
>>100271921
>>100272004
>>100287513
>>100287676
>>100288344
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>>100289153
agdq
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>>100288944
Cure Autism
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>>100288264
>>100289153
>>100271809
>>100273427
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>>100288944
Cure Bitch
WAIT A SECOND, WE HAVE THAT ALREADY
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>>100288944
Cure Cockthirsty
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>>100289153
>Zodiac Pretty Cure!
>There are 12 Pretty Cures
>Everyone thinks 12th one is Cure Cancer
>She's Cure Ophiuchus
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>>100288944
Drew Curey
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>>100288944
Cure Breaker



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