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Ara ara, please come use me again and discuss animu and mango over a WWII teletype machine.

http://realart.com/contact.php
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Can a drawfag please draw Teletype-tan?
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Make sure not to use long strings of characters and have breaks in between so as to not mindbreak the machine
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>>100263280

Doujins when
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I would draw but I realized I don't know what one really looks like
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What happens when this runs out of paper?
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She continues to print what she's ordered to despite the lack of paper. It took two threads last time to use up all the paper
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>trying to break her
Why do you fags hate fun?
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>moyes
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>>100264342
Sorry, I wanted to see what would happen if I sent her some nihongo.
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AW SHIT NIGGER
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SOME FAGGOT BROKE HER
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We've been through this, 10 minutes and she's back.

Hopefully
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Oh shit teletype tan is back!, I don't want to wait 30 mins again each time some faggots breaks her though
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>That man touching Teletype-tan

L-lewd
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Messages are all reset when the machine breaks and only restart when it fixes itself. Nice going fags, she had such a long life ahead of her too
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>Never been in one of these threads
>Submit my first message
>It breaks before I see it
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>>100264641

Did someone fix her? I didn't notice
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NOT AGAIN
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Broke again.
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Did she break

AGAIN?!
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> What's it likenlup icirwckpcivy?
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>Nigerian Prince
What's this, 2001?
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She seems to be fixing faster than before.
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GOT DAMMIT MOYES STOP TRYING TO BREAK HER
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Severely backed up or lagging stream?
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Oh shit.
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RIP in peace
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o7
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is it broken already?
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>yfw we kill Teletype-tan
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dostedt
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RIP Teletype-tan
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>it froze up on mine
I swear it was a normal message
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What happened to her?
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>"Anon....stop"
>"Please....n..no..more.."
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They'll fix it, right?
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>>100265240

>Buttsbutts.butts
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I just realized I'm watching something die right now and there's nothing I can do about it
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The Organization was behind this, I know it. All because Kyouma brought up Titor.
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>>100264643
I see this thread and notice you guys talking about how you broke it. You guys are awful and should feel bad.
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SHE LIVES ONCE MORE!
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IT LIVES!!!
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>it comes back
>FUCKIN WEEABOOS
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>Yotsumoe
Oh boy, here we go.
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>not breaking it on purpose to make /a/ mad
Heh
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IT LIVES
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>damedame hijack
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>/A/NON
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for some reason these reddit ones have my stomach hurting from laughing
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god dammmit
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is it dead again
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OH NOT AGAIN
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OH SHIT
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>everytime I try to type a message it breaks

why
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>Bell dings
>Teletype dies
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SHE'S ALIVE
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how the hell do I break this thing

I've already tried everything

including jap and armenian
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>IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE GAY
Thank god.
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>N-no anon! That will j-jam me!
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>Teletype-tan
>I am aware
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>moyes continuing to be a nigger
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T-Teletype-tan?
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And here we go again. ;_;7
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ded
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>>100266301
welp
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Don't die on me now
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why didnt you stop it
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It's okay, Teletype-tan. You tried your best. ;_;
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RIPIP ;_;
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Way to go guys.
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She's trying so hard too ;_;
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GO GO GO!
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We don't deserve her.
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>>100266432
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>>100266432
weird, the earlier message said 24.751457 West, not east.
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So is it broken again?
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>>100266432
>>100266496
>ganbatte
>not
those two words aren't in his dictionary.
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>>100266512
She's trying God damn you. Give her some time.
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IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Back to life!!!
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SHE'S BACK
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SHE'S BACK
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She's broken.
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>>100266587
>IT'S
FUCK YOU GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
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T-Teletype-san

Are you okay?
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>>100266593
>>100266595
>>100266592
>>100266587
Nope.
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She's alive again!
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You monsters broke it.
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>>100266678
YEP MADAFACKA!
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>all this wasted paper
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>>100266794
>it
I think we know who the real monster is in this thread.
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>>100266794
>it
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>>100266841
>>100266846
I have been found out. What will I tell Obama now.
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Teletype-tan is a slut
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Fuck you homura you fucking slut
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/a/ ruins everythin
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Can you fuckers stop breaking her?
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Holy shit.
Why is it so far behind?
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You fuckers... fucked her!
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>>100267082
I'm trying to but I can't
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>>100266650
it's = it is
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>Moyes found out how to break it
Fun's over, everybody go home.
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Is this a real typewriter?
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Obligatory.
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RIP Teletype-tan, This is why we can't have nice things
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>>100267082
You know she likes it.
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>>100267182
Well I DON'T
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>>100267139
>being this new
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>>100267152
10/10
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>People think it's one person breaking it
It's because you're typing too much too fast.
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>>100267143
no its very good cgi

fucking retard
>>>/reddit/
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>>100267143
actualyy it could be that we are seeing a camera showing a typewriter who is controlled by a robot or maybe a special modified typewrite how it writes our messages
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>>100267204
>2012+2
>knowing that reddit exists
>telling ANYONE they should go there

Get out you reddit marketing agent.
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Way to break her you bullies.
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>>100267198
YOU FELL FOR IT
my epic ruse was right before your eyes and you were blind the whole time!
How can someone fall for such a diabolical deception as this? A master merrymaker am I,
tricking you with obvious obfuscation.
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JIBUUUUN WOOOO
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I just saw some chick in Levis walk in front of camera 1...
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>People ask if at south pole? I no think damefly work there yet. I at lab and am work hard on sub to finish for tomorrow so ganbare me!

Yokkyun from earlier confirmed for nisemono
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The machinery reminds me of Charlotte trying to spin a web for Wilbur.
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>>100263152
Why the fuck haven't they fixed in an inline break
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it looks like some fag sent a large msg it fucked up
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>>100267467
Stop shitposting John!
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>>100267308
go to reddit then since you know it exists
seriously fuck reddit why won't they go away
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>>100266432
>>100266496
Fake yotsu, why do you want me to go to Antarctica?
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>>100267656
Chile best country
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>>100267679
>>/pol/
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>>100267679
It's not funny guys. I actually drove to Orlando Airport on Christmas.
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She broke again?
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>>100267656
>Instantly believing that someone is Yotsumoe just because they posted with his name
You kinda deserve it.
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>>100267656
>2014
>Not going to visit R'lyeh
Do you even worship?
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>>100267795
>checks if fake
>it is
>instantly believing

anon pls.
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Teletype-chan please come back.
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>>100267656
You couldn't tell it was a ruse based on the grammar alone?
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>>100267864
>Checks
You asked him? Do you plan to do that every single time someone pretends to be him?
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>>100267939
It rarely happens, so why not?
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Ahn~
Please be careful with me, Anon-chan, I'm an old lady...
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>>100268097
I'll be gentle with you obaa-chan~
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I wonder what the people manning this are thinking.
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>>100268229
"I don't know what else I expected."
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Is she still dead?
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>>100268229
I'm guessing somewhere along the lines of
"There are even weirder fucks than we are."
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>>100268229
"Fucking weeaboos"
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I left and came back and she was still stalling ;_;

AND THEN SHE JUST STARTED BACK UP
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>>100268591
She waited for you, anon.
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She's back!
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>>100268633

I'd call her a pure loving maiden if she wasn't being used by a number of faceless anons right now
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So are these recent, or..?
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>Teletype-tan will die in your lifetime
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>>100268696

>>100264643
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>>100268728

But she's outlived countless others. I'd like to believe that she will live on. ;_;
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Fuck it broke
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Good going, faggots.
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DEMONBANE KILLED TELETYPE-TAN!
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I've only just started watching, is it supposed to be stuck in the corner like that?
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>>100268821
>outlived countless others
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>>100268950

She'll outlive you and me both, just you see. She'll be there for the future /a/nons to use and she'll enjoy it too ;_;
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>>100268928
She tends to break down.
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Are these strings of gibberish from people spamming it with garbage or a result of her just not being able to handle long messages?
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Please come back ;_;
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>>100269203
the second thing
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>my message was written over
;-;
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>Not calling her "tan."
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>>100269304
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>WHEN'S MAHVEL
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WHENS MAHVEL?
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This is like watching a Roomba.
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stop pushing her into the corner ;_;
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stop breaking the machine please
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None of these messages are worth sending and you're all breaking this antique piece of machinery with your stupid bullshit.
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Confirmed, every time I leave and come back she starts working within a minute.
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YAMETE KURASAI
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>sexualizing Maddie

Stop.
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who's watching bum's stream?
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>>100269825
>mahvel
>stupid bullshit
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>>100269997
It's really like I'm on a DameDame thread.
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It broke again.
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I want Maddie to life up her skirt, pull down her pink little panties, squat over my face and release the dirtiest, stinkiest farts from her puckered little anus all over me.
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>>100270574
>>100269997
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Do you only get one message?
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>>100270680

You can refresh the page for another go. If she breaks before she gets to your message, your message is lost forever and you must resubmit when she restarts.
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>>100270680
Refresh.
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>Anonymous - 99999999
>hoi
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> Typewriter-tan
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FUUUUUUUCK. STOP SENDING LONG MESSAGES.
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>all these newfags typing on this
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Add it to the list.
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>AKARIN
>it breaks
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YuruYuri does it again!
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>>100271129
DAAAIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZ
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It knows
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It doesn't have a 啊 key.
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>literally cuntpasting fanfiction
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COUNTERACTION RISING
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>>100271729
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What does teletype-tan look like?
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>>100271914
see >>100267152
It's all we have tight now.
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which one of you assholes keeps breaking it
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we a drawfag
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>doge

Nice cancer faggots
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>>100272801
What?
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>>100272915
>doge
no not the maymay, the currency.
getting some dosh off of it.
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>>100272915
doge coin is actually bretty gud
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>>100272801
I think you a word.
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>>100273069
need?
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Again?
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The fuck was that.
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>>100273483
he was checking if it was a ribbon jam or something else

it's something else
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ded
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Yuno fucking broke Teletype-tan
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>>100273541
yuno worst girl
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>>100273541
Again.
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>>100273541
I'll be waiting for THAT doujin
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>>100273630

I wish I could be a drawfag because I have so many ideas for teletype-doujins.
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I heard something.
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>>100273704
What is stopping you?
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>>100273732

I have no drawing capabilities. ;_;
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>>100273732
might be he cant draw
might be that you cant read
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If I were to draw a teletype-tan, what parts need to be included? I'm not an expert on teletypes.
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Is the stream continuously pausing for other people or is it just me?
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>>100273836
The keyboard
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>>100273836

I was trying earlier and I just scrolled down the page and looked at the picture there. Cam 1 and google also helped.

It was a fun night watching Teletype-tan mind break from too many inputs. Hopefully we get drawfags next time. Will try to work on it myself as well.
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>>100273836

Ribbons and keys and cute shoes
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>>100273907
It's not pausing. It's teletype-tan breaking down.
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>>100273969
No, there's a button coming up every few minutes telling me to click there to continue the stream.
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>>100273924
>I just scrolled down the page and looked at the picture there
Oh, that's good to know. Googling the model name didn't give anything useful so I'm just leaving the page's background picture lying around in another tab and I was kinda unsure if it's actually her.

>>100273913
>>100273930
Anything bigger than keys?
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>>100274140
Why bigger? Teletype-tan is obviously an overworked loli.
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I just got here. Frozen video but still audio.

It's stuck here, it just makes me laugh.
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>>100274239
The video ain't stuck, it's the actual physical thing that's stuck.
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Where's all the drawfags? I need doujins
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>>100274284
Well I'm stupid
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>>100274416
You're alright anon. It's a common mistake.
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>>100274416
I thought the same thing at first, and I'm sure some others did as well.
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>>100274284
What are the clacking noises when teletype-tan breaks down?
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>>100274497
>>100274507
t-thanks guys

wanna fuck?
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>>100274188
Bigger components can be put on/wrapped around the limbs, while I have no idea where to put the smaller ones.
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>>100274541
Those are her dying breaths.
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>>100274541

It's jammed, but it's still typing to output messages
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>>100274541
It's struggling to type.
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>>100273790
Drawing doesn't require talent, just practice.
You can do it anon I believe in you, I am eagerly awaiting the doujin.
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>>100274598
>>100274604

>it
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The paper isn't moving.
You killed my waifu !
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>>100274691
Every time. Every goddamn time I come here it's like this. I'm never going to get to see her in action.
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>>100274775

Have faith in her anon, she's trying hard
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>>100274631
Drawing requires both

Here we go again
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SHE LIVES.
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It lives again
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BACK FROM THE DEAD
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Glad my message was there for 50 minutes.
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ded?
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So where is she located? And why does anyone bother doing this for bakas on the internet?
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Teletype-chan died again
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my wish for a girlfriend broke her...
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>>100275484
Ronery /a/nons broke her.
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FUCK
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>>100274570
So is she going to be clumsy and falling on her face every half a minute?
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>>100275591
She gets jammed every half a minute.
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>>100275591
>So is she going to be clumsy and falling on her face every half a minute?

Make it happen, /a/
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Is the audio just a loop of generic teletype sound, or is the audio working but the video stuck?
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why is it stuck on " I wish I had a Girlfriend "
It's just too perfect.
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>4chan posts
>Real Art
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>>100275657
I'm trying
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>>100275770
Trolling is a art.
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You motherfuckers broke her again.
Heartless faggots.
Who typed "I wish I had a Girlfriend"?
Which one of you shitheads did it?
You all know little girls can't get a girlfriend, and yet you type this?
You sick fucks. I've had enough of this.
I hope you burn in hell and a hundred faceless fat men hold your hands.
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>>100275904
See >>100275535
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>>100275904
>little girls can't get a girlfriend
Says who?
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>>100275801

Good luck
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We can all watch for train-kun while we wait for teletype-tan to recover.

http://www.ntt-east.co.jp/fukushima/mado/detail/jr_aizu.html
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>>100275904
> implying girls can't love girls
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>>100276050
He's here!
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Who is this guy?
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>>100276254
teletype trader.
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rip
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>>100263152
/g/ here, stop fucking breaking it pls.
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>>100276304
stop sending it code fgt
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>>100276280
okay

I asked because I dunno what to make her wear.

>>100276304
>it
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January 15, 2014 01:41
RIP in pieces teletype-tan.
Her rhythmic typing akin to breathing will forever be remembered by hundreds of faceless men who used her while she was alive.
Her dying words were "I wish I had a girlfriend."
I don't have enough words to grieve upon this great loss.
A moment of silence for the fallen teletype-tan.
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Did teletype-tan just break?
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>>100267227
Or maybe it's a teletypewriter? Who'd guess that?
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>>100269825
They have this thing set up for the sole purpose of people on the internet to play with. These things were built to type constantly, and we're all here to make use of it as intended by whoever graciously set this up. Stop being a fucking retard, you sanctimonious little shit.
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What happened during the previous breakdowns? I hear typing sometimes but the paper holder isn't moving. There's usually a switch to to do that intentionally, but if it's not intentional, then she might have a busted spring. Or the hook and line that pull on the spring might have slipped off or snapped. All easily replaceable parts, though they might not have them on hand.
>>
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>>100278132
As sad as I am that my slightly clever message will never get typed, what I really regret is not getting to see all the stupid shit other people wrote. Why does no one over there know how to fix teletype-tan? Please save her, you incompetent douches.
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>>100278350
You can see my stupid shit, it's been on there for hours now
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Is teletype-tan still broken?
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>>100278464
Are you anon-kun or anon-sama?
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>>100278557
Sama
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>>100278350
I think it's more our fault for overloading her.
I actually think it was all the nihongo I sent her.
Why did I think an old typewriter could handle the hiraganas and the kanjis.
Why did I do it, /a/?
I'll never forgive myself...
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>>100278132

Would cuddle
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>>100278567
Faggot.

>>100278570
I'm sure whatever program in between the internet character stream and the tty simply ignores characters the tty can't type. You can't send the tty anything that it doesn't "understand"; it's not that smart.
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>>100278911
oh...
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>>100278911
Those characters get replaced by ????s by that program, just like any program that can't handle unicode characters/foreign non-unicode characters.
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Why won't they help her, /a/?
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>>100279128
They don't have girlfriends either
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>>100279181
they have tele-tan
who btw if you hadn't noticed, a naked slut.
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>>100279256

S-She's not a slut!
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>>100278132
my heart
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>>100267638
Do you really want them to come here?
Because if they didnt have reddit most of those faggots would flock here
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>>100279392
look around you
shes taking commands from everyone in this thread

she even keeps trying when shes been fucked too silly to function.
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>>100279461
I can't believe we managed to sexualise a typewriter.
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>>100279488
an eager type writer
waiting for anyones command

she'll take anything she can get.
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>>100279798
She's just a sweetheart who always tries her best, even if she occasionally gets overwhelmed by everyone's requests and has a malfunction. She's too good for this world.
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>>100280992

Would unravel
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>>100280992
Is she tangled in her own ribbons? Nigga, that's kawaii.
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>>100281111
It's the paper. The ink ribbon is on her head
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>>100280992
slut
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>>100281201
You should definitely email those to the people who run that site. I doubt it will make up for all our shitposting, but I'm sure they'll appreciate it.



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