Ara ara, please come use me again and discuss animu and mango over a WWII teletype machine.
Can a drawfag please draw Teletype-tan?
Make sure not to use long strings of characters and have breaks in between so as to not mindbreak the machine
I would draw but I realized I don't know what one really looks like
What happens when this runs out of paper?
She continues to print what she's ordered to despite the lack of paper. It took two threads last time to use up all the paper
>trying to break her
Why do you fags hate fun?
Sorry, I wanted to see what would happen if I sent her some nihongo.
AW SHIT NIGGER
SOME FAGGOT BROKE HER
We've been through this, 10 minutes and she's back.
Oh shit teletype tan is back!, I don't want to wait 30 mins again each time some faggots breaks her though
>That man touching Teletype-tan
Messages are all reset when the machine breaks and only restart when it fixes itself. Nice going fags, she had such a long life ahead of her too
>Never been in one of these threads
>Submit my first message
>It breaks before I see it
Did someone fix her? I didn't notice
Did she break
> What's it likenlup icirwckpcivy?
What's this, 2001?
She seems to be fixing faster than before.
GOT DAMMIT MOYES STOP TRYING TO BREAK HER
Severely backed up or lagging stream?
RIP in peace
is it broken already?
>yfw we kill Teletype-tan
>it froze up on mine
I swear it was a normal message
What happened to her?
They'll fix it, right?
I just realized I'm watching something die right now and there's nothing I can do about it
The Organization was behind this, I know it. All because Kyouma brought up Titor.
I see this thread and notice you guys talking about how you broke it. You guys are awful and should feel bad.
SHE LIVES ONCE MORE!
>it comes back
Oh boy, here we go.
>not breaking it on purpose to make /a/ mad
for some reason these reddit ones have my stomach hurting from laughing
is it dead again
OH NOT AGAIN
>everytime I try to type a message it breaks
how the hell do I break this thing
I've already tried everything
including jap and armenian
>IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE GAY
>N-no anon! That will j-jam me!
>I am aware
>moyes continuing to be a nigger
And here we go again. ;_;7
Don't die on me now
why didnt you stop it
It's okay, Teletype-tan. You tried your best. ;_;
Way to go guys.
She's trying so hard too ;_;
GO GO GO!
We don't deserve her.
weird, the earlier message said 24.751457 West, not east.
So is it broken again?
those two words aren't in his dictionary.
She's trying God damn you. Give her some time.
Back to life!!!
FUCK YOU GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
Are you okay?
She's alive again!
You monsters broke it.
>all this wasted paper
I think we know who the real monster is in this thread.
I have been found out. What will I tell Obama now.
Teletype-tan is a slut
Fuck you homura you fucking slut
/a/ ruins everythin
Can you fuckers stop breaking her?
Why is it so far behind?
You fuckers... fucked her!
I'm trying to but I can't
it's = it is
>Moyes found out how to break it
Fun's over, everybody go home.
Is this a real typewriter?
RIP Teletype-tan, This is why we can't have nice things
You know she likes it.
Well I DON'T
>being this new
>People think it's one person breaking it
It's because you're typing too much too fast.
no its very good cgi
actualyy it could be that we are seeing a camera showing a typewriter who is controlled by a robot or maybe a special modified typewrite how it writes our messages
>knowing that reddit exists
>telling ANYONE they should go there
Get out you reddit marketing agent.
Way to break her you bullies.
YOU FELL FOR IT
my epic ruse was right before your eyes and you were blind the whole time!
How can someone fall for such a diabolical deception as this? A master merrymaker am I,
tricking you with obvious obfuscation.
I just saw some chick in Levis walk in front of camera 1...
>People ask if at south pole? I no think damefly work there yet. I at lab and am work hard on sub to finish for tomorrow so ganbare me!
Yokkyun from earlier confirmed for nisemono
The machinery reminds me of Charlotte trying to spin a web for Wilbur.
Why the fuck haven't they fixed in an inline break
it looks like some fag sent a large msg it fucked up
Stop shitposting John!
go to reddit then since you know it exists
seriously fuck reddit why won't they go away
Fake yotsu, why do you want me to go to Antarctica?
Chile best country
It's not funny guys. I actually drove to Orlando Airport on Christmas.
She broke again?
>Instantly believing that someone is Yotsumoe just because they posted with his name
You kinda deserve it.
>Not going to visit R'lyeh
Do you even worship?
>checks if fake
Teletype-chan please come back.
You couldn't tell it was a ruse based on the grammar alone?
You asked him? Do you plan to do that every single time someone pretends to be him?
It rarely happens, so why not?
Please be careful with me, Anon-chan, I'm an old lady...
I'll be gentle with you obaa-chan~
I wonder what the people manning this are thinking.
"I don't know what else I expected."
Is she still dead?
I'm guessing somewhere along the lines of
"There are even weirder fucks than we are."
I left and came back and she was still stalling ;_;
AND THEN SHE JUST STARTED BACK UP
She waited for you, anon.
I'd call her a pure loving maiden if she wasn't being used by a number of faceless anons right now
So are these recent, or..?
>Teletype-tan will die in your lifetime
But she's outlived countless others. I'd like to believe that she will live on. ;_;
Fuck it broke
Good going, faggots.
DEMONBANE KILLED TELETYPE-TAN!
I've only just started watching, is it supposed to be stuck in the corner like that?
>outlived countless others
She'll outlive you and me both, just you see. She'll be there for the future /a/nons to use and she'll enjoy it too ;_;
She tends to break down.
Are these strings of gibberish from people spamming it with garbage or a result of her just not being able to handle long messages?
Please come back ;_;
the second thing
>my message was written over
>Not calling her "tan."
This is like watching a Roomba.
stop pushing her into the corner ;_;
stop breaking the machine please
None of these messages are worth sending and you're all breaking this antique piece of machinery with your stupid bullshit.
Confirmed, every time I leave and come back she starts working within a minute.
who's watching bum's stream?
It's really like I'm on a DameDame thread.
It broke again.
I want Maddie to life up her skirt, pull down her pink little panties, squat over my face and release the dirtiest, stinkiest farts from her puckered little anus all over me.
Do you only get one message?
You can refresh the page for another go. If she breaks before she gets to your message, your message is lost forever and you must resubmit when she restarts.
>Anonymous - 99999999
FUUUUUUUCK. STOP SENDING LONG MESSAGES.
>all these newfags typing on this
Add it to the list.
YuruYuri does it again!
It doesn't have a 啊 key.
>literally cuntpasting fanfiction
What does teletype-tan look like?
It's all we have tight now.
which one of you assholes keeps breaking it
we a drawfag
Nice cancer faggots
no not the maymay, the currency.
getting some dosh off of it.
doge coin is actually bretty gud
I think you a word.
The fuck was that.
he was checking if it was a ribbon jam or something else
it's something else
Yuno fucking broke Teletype-tan
yuno worst girl
I'll be waiting for THAT doujin
I wish I could be a drawfag because I have so many ideas for teletype-doujins.
I heard something.
What is stopping you?
I have no drawing capabilities. ;_;
might be he cant draw
might be that you cant read
If I were to draw a teletype-tan, what parts need to be included? I'm not an expert on teletypes.
Is the stream continuously pausing for other people or is it just me?
I was trying earlier and I just scrolled down the page and looked at the picture there. Cam 1 and google also helped.
It was a fun night watching Teletype-tan mind break from too many inputs. Hopefully we get drawfags next time. Will try to work on it myself as well.
Ribbons and keys and cute shoes
It's not pausing. It's teletype-tan breaking down.
No, there's a button coming up every few minutes telling me to click there to continue the stream.
>I just scrolled down the page and looked at the picture there
Oh, that's good to know. Googling the model name didn't give anything useful so I'm just leaving the page's background picture lying around in another tab and I was kinda unsure if it's actually her.
Anything bigger than keys?
Why bigger? Teletype-tan is obviously an overworked loli.
I just got here. Frozen video but still audio.
It's stuck here, it just makes me laugh.
The video ain't stuck, it's the actual physical thing that's stuck.
Where's all the drawfags? I need doujins
Well I'm stupid
You're alright anon. It's a common mistake.
I thought the same thing at first, and I'm sure some others did as well.
What are the clacking noises when teletype-tan breaks down?
Bigger components can be put on/wrapped around the limbs, while I have no idea where to put the smaller ones.
Those are her dying breaths.
It's jammed, but it's still typing to output messages
It's struggling to type.
Drawing doesn't require talent, just practice.
You can do it anon I believe in you, I am eagerly awaiting the doujin.
The paper isn't moving.
You killed my waifu !
Every time. Every goddamn time I come here it's like this. I'm never going to get to see her in action.
Have faith in her anon, she's trying hard
Drawing requires both
Here we go again
It lives again
BACK FROM THE DEAD
Glad my message was there for 50 minutes.
So where is she located? And why does anyone bother doing this for bakas on the internet?
Teletype-chan died again
my wish for a girlfriend broke her...
Ronery /a/nons broke her.
So is she going to be clumsy and falling on her face every half a minute?
She gets jammed every half a minute.
>So is she going to be clumsy and falling on her face every half a minute?
Make it happen, /a/
Is the audio just a loop of generic teletype sound, or is the audio working but the video stuck?
why is it stuck on " I wish I had a Girlfriend "
It's just too perfect.
Trolling is a art.
You motherfuckers broke her again.
Who typed "I wish I had a Girlfriend"?
Which one of you shitheads did it?
You all know little girls can't get a girlfriend, and yet you type this?
You sick fucks. I've had enough of this.
I hope you burn in hell and a hundred faceless fat men hold your hands.
>little girls can't get a girlfriend
We can all watch for train-kun while we wait for teletype-tan to recover.
> implying girls can't love girls
Who is this guy?
/g/ here, stop fucking breaking it pls.
stop sending it code fgt
I asked because I dunno what to make her wear.
January 15, 2014 01:41
RIP in pieces teletype-tan.
Her rhythmic typing akin to breathing will forever be remembered by hundreds of faceless men who used her while she was alive.
Her dying words were "I wish I had a girlfriend."
I don't have enough words to grieve upon this great loss.
A moment of silence for the fallen teletype-tan.
Did teletype-tan just break?
Or maybe it's a teletypewriter? Who'd guess that?
They have this thing set up for the sole purpose of people on the internet to play with. These things were built to type constantly, and we're all here to make use of it as intended by whoever graciously set this up. Stop being a fucking retard, you sanctimonious little shit.
What happened during the previous breakdowns? I hear typing sometimes but the paper holder isn't moving. There's usually a switch to to do that intentionally, but if it's not intentional, then she might have a busted spring. Or the hook and line that pull on the spring might have slipped off or snapped. All easily replaceable parts, though they might not have them on hand.
As sad as I am that my slightly clever message will never get typed, what I really regret is not getting to see all the stupid shit other people wrote. Why does no one over there know how to fix teletype-tan? Please save her, you incompetent douches.
You can see my stupid shit, it's been on there for hours now
Is teletype-tan still broken?
Are you anon-kun or anon-sama?
I think it's more our fault for overloading her.
I actually think it was all the nihongo I sent her.
Why did I think an old typewriter could handle the hiraganas and the kanjis.
Why did I do it, /a/?
I'll never forgive myself...
I'm sure whatever program in between the internet character stream and the tty simply ignores characters the tty can't type. You can't send the tty anything that it doesn't "understand"; it's not that smart.
Those characters get replaced by ????s by that program, just like any program that can't handle unicode characters/foreign non-unicode characters.
Why won't they help her, /a/?
They don't have girlfriends either
they have tele-tan
who btw if you hadn't noticed, a naked slut.
S-She's not a slut!
Do you really want them to come here?
Because if they didnt have reddit most of those faggots would flock here
look around you
shes taking commands from everyone in this thread
she even keeps trying when shes been fucked too silly to function.
I can't believe we managed to sexualise a typewriter.
an eager type writer
waiting for anyones command
she'll take anything she can get.
She's just a sweetheart who always tries her best, even if she occasionally gets overwhelmed by everyone's requests and has a malfunction. She's too good for this world.
Is she tangled in her own ribbons? Nigga, that's kawaii.
It's the paper. The ink ribbon is on her head
You should definitely email those to the people who run that site. I doubt it will make up for all our shitposting, but I'm sure they'll appreciate it.