Do it and share results
I wish these threads would just die already.
She hugged me back POMFT =3 me
I don't have anyone.
Report faggot OP, post results.
do it faggot
see something happen
I sure love blog threads.
>tfw no imouto
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
I only have you /a/
Ya'll faggots lonely
>tfw yes gf
>tfw yes friends
>tfw twin imoutos
Step it up, anon-kouhai.
I'm crying now ;_;
You lucky sum' bitch
I have a small onee-sama, but I never listened to these threads.
Now she lives far far away and pity-texts me sometimes.
take plane, tell her how you feel, marry her.
do it for me
I-I don't feel that way.
It just can't be helped. I do her all her favors even if she acts like a bitch to me.
She's several years older than me, but smaller in build. So she's small to me.
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>She's several years older than me, but smaller in build. So she's small to me.
Oh, I see.
Thought you had forgotten the meaning of Nii/Nee-samas, anon.
I don't have an imouto, but a big siste, this is how it went
>enter her room
>"Onee-san, can i give you a hug?"
>*hugs* "because I love you a lot"
>"Shit, what did you stick to me? what did you break? have you done something?"
>I start to laugh "No, nothing, really"
>she laughs "I'm serious, what have you done? why you hug me? have you sticked something, son of a bitch?"
>"Because I love you, and reasons"
>leave her room
There are only two things that a man needs to have to live a good life.
>an automatic weapon
fuck you, cunt sempai
Its more effort than its worth, seriously considering ceasing all social contact with people and living a hermetic life.
Get a fucking grip, anon.
Normalfag life's the best.
>"it's not that good really, it's actually pretty tedious"
It's already happening
It's what I do.
Never had a social life to compare with, though.
I hug my imouto regularly. She hangs all over me all the time, as we get along very well and are great friends.
We watch anime together sometimes, but unfortunately she does not care about manga. Most of our time together is spent playing video games, though, and making ridiculously bad puns about whatever is going on.
When we are being playful and silly, she often pinches or slaps my butt, and I pinch her nips or bite her ass in retaliation.
That might sound weird, but it's really innocent and just normal sibling teasing for us. We are very open and honest about all aspects of our private lives with each other, and we text each other constantly.
Neither of us could ever look at each other in a romantic way. It's not even a question, and never could be. What we have is way more than fine, though. We're best platonic friends in a way that's closer and more special than any unrelated, hetero people of the opposite gender could be.
Feels pretty fucking awesome.
I'm the guy that caused envy, though.
He's just some faggot.
It's too early for this shit, OP.
oh, well done then
She's far away.
She insisted on giving me a goodbye hug when I left for town after Christmas, though.
That wasn't even me but really its not even all that different once you are used to it and I have been both a multi-year NEET and a socially active normie.
> I pinch her nips or bite her ass
>That might sound weird, but it's really innocent
What the hell are you doing with a girlfriend when you have twin imoutos you could be plowing?
>bite her ass in retaliation
I don't care about the next paragraph, that's very sexy
Then one day you'll be fighting and she's going to grab your dick. Have protection.
So many non-/a/ reaction images being posted in this thread.
>tfw I wasted that new years party when two hot twins tried to rape me but I was too tired to even notice
Anon this better turn into freaky friday with OP
My girlfriend watches anime with me sometimes.
My imoutos watch Cartoon Network.
Althought one of them is deredere as fuck and clings onto me every now and then and ther other's a huge fucking tsundere, I found my waifu inside my girlfriend's heart.
>two-timing your waifu
God. What stopped them?
Sora as my imouto would be heaven
At least you didn't fuck your two half-sisters while drunk. I did, it was a rather awkward experience.
How many years apart are you? Are they above the age of consent? Just cheat on her and have the best of all worlds.
shut up nig nog that is dream world
me being the biggest faggot of all times because i was sleepy
Actually that's happened plenty of times over the years.
In real life, it just leads to lame jokes and laughter, not sex. She's my sister, after all.
I remember once we were wrestling around when she was like 15 and I picked her up with one hand on her collarbone, and the other on her pelvis with two fingers basically jammed into her crotch, and she was like "Ugh, that's my cunt, not a bowling ball!" and I laughed so hard I dropped her on her face.
Are you the dense MC?
not sure if want or not want
I'm pretty sure my sister will slap me in the face if I try to do that.
have you ever considered your sister actually lusting for you?
no, I'm not kidding
They're 12 and I'm 19, so they're below AoC.
[Blogshit]We're neighbors, they live with my parents on the apartment below mine, because dad and mom wanted the family to be together while I was doing university, but they wanted me to have some privacy so they bought me the apartment upstairs. I visit my imoutos every weekend, that is, when I'm not hanging out with friends/girlfriend.[/Blogshit]
Seriously. You could leave this computer right now. You are that in there.
Go fight her in your underwear and see what happens.
Start with the hug, though.
She is dead and to be honest, I don't actually miss her.
>rot in pieces imouto
I don't like your kind
Yeah, I get it.
They'll soon reach the slut phase.
I'll try to save the deredere imouto as for the tsundere is a complete lost cause.
go on, I'm actually wishing you good luck
Fuck you, I want that.
When I tried to stop, she wouldnt let go, so we ended up hugging for like 3 whole minutes.
Are you saving these images from facebook?
did you pop a stiffy?
Fuck, thank you OP, now i have a boner because she sat on my lap and start moving her hips at the rhythm of some EDM.
Nope. I don't love her that way.
She isn't, nor I for her. We actually had a serious discussion about it after watching Oreimo together. It just isn't an interest for either of us, or even a curiosity, never has been, and never will be.
I'm not dense, I just don't have any interest in fucking my blood related sister (technically half-sister, different dads, but we never use the term and it sounds weird).
We have a lot, actually, in the past. It's not a big deal when there's zero sexual tension or interest between the two people.
The filenames say so.
>any connection with love
What the fuck?
I'll try getting her in the ways of the anime.
Althought I suspect it could make her a bigger slut later on.
can you hear that anon?
is the sound of denial
give it time
Befriend the tsundere. You actually have a better chance to stay on good terms with her, if she's not full tsuntsun.
LE BLOG GENERAL xD. At least /jp/'s version of these aren't full of normalfags.
Thank you mods. I don't know how these threads got infested with normalfags.
It's sad, these threads used to be so nice.