Help, I think I want to rape Kuroko but I'm not gay.
Do I go with "put it in a skirt" or go back to ignoring him and refocus on Coach?
Just put him in a skirt.
Put the Kuroko in a skirt and have him double NTR Coach away from Hyuuga and Teppei.
Don't rape the Kurokok, gently love him.
Give in to the shadows, anon.
watch a real sport anime like ro kyu bu
But I already watched that.
I want Kuroko to be my sensei and scold me for smoking in the bathroom stalls.
I thought Kuroko wanted to be a kindergarten teacher. That said, Kuroko-sensei in a high school setting would be pretty great.
He would probably enter the classroom and no one would notice him.
Still the cutest.
>Uwaaaaa! Words suddenly appeared on the board by themselves!
>Students start to spread stories about the ghost teacher of 2B
>Kuroko becomes one of the seven wonders of the school
This is one of those times that I wish I could draw.
I want to run a dogcare with Kuroko
He would be the kind of teacher who suddenly appears behind you when you pass a note or try to cheat.
I have a bunch.
> trusting Yellow to fly a plane
>implying Kise could even pass the tests
>trusting yellow in anything
I like that artist's fem Rimfire.
That's pretty moe.
Flying a place is not that difficult nowadays since everything is computer controlled.
I would let him ride my plane.
>trusting green to operate you
He probably kills patients based on luck.
I wonder why crossdressing Kurokok doesn't phase me much.
But at least it would be very clean.
Time for a wank
Crossdressing Kurokok is a miracle of the universe.
>kagami's treasure trail
E-excuse me I have to go somewhere.
You've probably seen worse on here.
I like sadistic Kuroko better.
Only Kise deserves to be raped like a slut.
Was it rape?
It's not rape if he wants it.
You can't rape the willing.
What a slut.
His job made him like that.
You guys can take the Kurokok,
I m taking da RIMFIRE
I don't know, skirt or no skirt, Kuroko is too passive so it probably wouldn't be very fun to rape him.
Reminds me of that doujin where he gets mob raped and blackmailed with his job.
Kuroko is for loving, not raping.
Are you trying to summon Barazoku?
Will he ever write a continuation of sweatfic?
Gayest Kuroko thread I've ever seen.
It was doomed from the start.
I'm working on one right now. I have a rough outline, but I only got around to starting to actually write it the other day because of work and college eating up all my time. I haven't been able to go to a single Kuroko thread since the season started. Someone did tell me that some retard faggot derailed a thread with sweatfic a while back, though.
Gayer than that one week?
I only opened it because the OP was about raping Kuroko, I'm not gay or anything. I swear.
Can't be. No one has posted THAT yet.
Are we good now?
I don't think my dick can survive another sweatfic.
Shame about the schedule, though.
Kuroko sensei is a miracle of the universe
I want to abuse YELLOW
This artist does things to my dick.
Help, I think I want to drink Kuroko's vanilla shake but I'm not gay.
He'd be happy about it.
You are, though.
And that's okay.
Fuck you too moot.
What teams do they play for?
Poor Kuroko. He can't help but be surrounded people like Ahomine and Bakagami.
>Kuroko will never teach you classical Japanese or coach you in basketball
I know you mean the lineart where he is against a wall and getting fucked by a cicada, can't find it though.
Don't even make me think about it.
This is fucking depressing
He is a miracle of the universe.
Yellow being an actor is a lot plausible than being a pilot. And this hurt my soul. ;_;
Yeah, I can see him going down the idol route.
I think it was mentioned that he wanted to be an actor.
>inb4 that leg injury destroys his chances at basketball and because of surgery he can no longer be a model
I wonder what kind of films he'd star in.
obligatory yellow tears.
I imagine him being in some generic drama.
For films maybe something about sports or action. He would be his own stunt double.
That's what my post was implying, yes. Was the .gif too subtle?
The boy is too fucking cute srsly, how does he manage not being gang rape by his entire team ?
And not everyone wants to gangrape things they find cute.
noboday said it doesn't happened...
He's the one doing the raping.
I concur, sometimes wan wa wan is simply superior.
I think you'll find high school aged boys aren't really open about their homosexuality like that.
Y-you get a time out for that.
Would Kise, Aomine, and Kagami all suffer at some point in adulthood due to injuries? I don't think you can injury your legs that bad and get away with it.
Is this fucker wearing running shoes while playing basketball? God damn. Do they not have Jordans in Nipland? Adidas? Hell, even Reebok?
everybody want the kurokok
Kagami will fuck his leg up if he doesn't do some training.
Aomine will definitely fuck up his leg or shoulder whatever it was by playing really fucking seriously against some grown ups.
Kise has already given up.
Kiyoshi overdoses on pain pills and dies without ever confessing to Riko
In Teikou they all had asics, now just Kuroko and Akashi but they should be decent for basketball if they have those...
Hanamiyafags please die in a fire.
Do you read the manga?
There is this list somewhere that compares manga shoes to real ones and everyone uses jordans or some other basketball brand
No, you. He is the nicest guy, asking Kiyoshi about his injury and giving him the ball.
Yellow's thirst is always funny.
The poor guy just wants a friend who isn't with him for his face or money.
He just wants friends
That crawfish looks delicious.
It's crayfish you floridafag
The lobster isn't bad either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #funny #jokes #thiswebsiteisaprison
At my high school there was one break time where a huge group of the popular boys in my year turned on one of their number and started 'bumming' him, i.e. humping him through clothes.
I bet they were white.
The list of sneakers if anyone is interested
Yeah but it was clearly just "the lads" having some "banter". (Read: crippling homoerotic sexual tension coming to a head because of hormones)
I want an ass compilation of this series
A lot of them were embarrassed and confused immediately after. Must have been a lot of awkward boners in the next lesson.
I'm always a little sad when I see that Kuroko keep the same shoes that the "official" Teikou regulars ones..
His is also number 11 like that little Teikou act in the third year finals.
That must have stirred up some ugly memories.
I just want him to be happy ;_;
I want him to be loved, I don't even care if it's with a guy, I want him to be very happy and live a long life.
the fucking effects kill me.
drawfag needs to make more.
>inb4 Kuroko was really a ghost all along. He died and never won a single match and now he wants to win at least once.
>inb4 they beat rakuzan and kuroko dissapears.
>the fucking effects kill me
I actually made new ones, though they're not as good.
So does Kagami
And last one.
>implying Seirin can win
Holy fucking shit. It's beautiful.
I hope this is the right gif.
You are right it's not as funny but keep making them.
>why arent you best at losing too
Ok that was hilarious
I love it.
>caught kuroko masturbating
What will you do ?
I slowly walk away and hope he didn't notice me.
Then I go home and masturbate loudly to him.
Help him out.
Watch him from the crack in the door while jerking myself off.
Just sit back and watch the show like >>100252016
I really want to know at what and who is he thinking about during jerking off
fuck he is hot
Fujimaki stated a while back that everyone had a porn stash.
I need a source for that
But how do you have a porn stash if you don't even have a home?
lots of friendship ....... i <3
>what is a bush
He was confirmed to live with his parents and grandmother.
And while we all know Kuroko is lewd, Kagami is obviously too pure to have such things.
Hoboko was finally debunked?
Man, I need to get caught back up on everything.
He has magazines with women on the cover in his house.
Sports magazines have swimsuit issues.
The world comes together over Kuroko. He truly is a miracle.
And the Kisekis set us apart.
They are digusting.
From Vol 21. I can't find the English scan.
>Who's really the owner of the porn mags that keep appearing from time to time?
>To put it frankly, all of the guys own some.
Ain't nothing lewd about fapping. All men do it.
Especially Purple is more like it.
Here we go again.
He is a true man.
I always found it ironic that Aomine is supposed to be a light but he's really a nigger.
There's this one official art where his skin is as dark as shit.
This entire thread is tumblr.
He keeps getting blacker the more he appears.
Wait until he notices me.
>I was here the whole time
>dark as shit
I'm pretty sure Akashi really spy on Kuroko (and the other kiseki)
Akashi is rich as fuck and has an information network that just hands updates to him.
He probably started out white but he plays outside too much.
>they'll never be friends
Not to mention they all willingly come when he calls.
He does seem a bit obsessed with kuroko
Kuroko is the perfect Yamato Nadeshiko, of course he'll want to marry the fuck out of him
what are they wishing for?
I got my pictures changed before but never to this level of shit.
>Yellow got all that candy
>Red gives his candy to purple
Green looks jelly as fuck.
>where's my chocolate
>i need more lucky items
>my hands hurt
>Kuroko:"It's vanilla milkshake right ?"
It's a cake with his named mispelled.
They haven't met yet. Or at least not properly.
Was THAT posted yet?
someone post aomine getting fucked against a wall by a cicada, it's a lineart
Will we ever see Kuroko parents ? Since Fujimaki said that Kuroko is like is mom I really want to know what she look like
Someone should post the sweatfic.
They showed up at his games. The only thing is you can't see them.
never, they didn't even try to see him play in the finals.
I heard she made an appearance, I guess we just didn't notice her.
>Kuroko's family have been at all the games
>We haven't seen them because they're all phantoms too
How about the one where Aomine is rimming Kuroko?
>Seirin wins and Kuroko visits his parents to show them that they won
>It's a cementery
>Kuroko has been living in the cementery all this time.
THAT, it's always make me sad. I mean it's your only child and this the finals of a national tournament you could at least come to see him...
Thread not complete without this.
Kuroko's parents are too busy for him.
He was an unwanted bastard child born out of wedlock. When he showed up he screwed his parents' plans beyond repair. Now they quietly resent him from a distance.
GODDAMMIT LET THIS BOY BE HAPPY A LITTLE
Fuck off with your fanfics, they're just off-screen.
It's amazing how people still repost that gif.
I want to make more again
captcha: assus introduced
There are just too many Green gifs.
A-And I'll post one of them now.
So whom are gonna continu baskeball professionally beside Kagami and Aomine ?
"Shin-chan, your lucky item is showing."
Frankly it's a little weird all the kisekis don't already have pro scouts lining up to blow them. The shit they do is ridiculous;.
I made way too fucking many that thread.
I feel like doing it again. Name me a character and episode and I'll make as many gifs as I can.
Japan's basketball ain't got nothing against America's.
This thread is making me feel funny things
Someone who would be good for reaction images... Kagami and Kise make good expressions for that?
American basketball games are so intense that they have to put bulletproof glass between the audience and the players because there were too many casualties without them.
in which episode did that spectator get hit with the ball?
That's called disgust.
that scene when coach is saying
'are your ears just for decoration? are they just holes in your head?'
that was ep. 14(?)
This is the first time I've heard of this Sweatfic. My interest is definitely peaked.
Link please, anyone?
sure, I'm looking for that scene.
Do you have any idea where that is? Or do you mean before Kuroko's "no homo"?
Knock yourself out.
that was in season 1
Which episode? I don't remember that happening.
Episode 24 near the end right after Kise was able to copy Aomine and Aomine had gotten 4 fouls
Yes, you are gay. Let me prove it with a syllogism.
1) All men who are sexually attracted to other men (including male characters) are gay.
2) The desire to rape someone is caused by being sexually attracted to that person.
3) You want to rape Kuroko.
4) Kuroko is a man (or in this case a male character).
5) Therefore, you want to rape a man.
6) Therefore, by premise 2, you are sexually attracted to a man
7) Therefore, by premise 1, you are gay.
This this is kinda hilarious.
>Implying Kise isn't a top student
He is as stupid as Aomine, but he has his looks which help him pass tests with the female teachers.
When the fuck did everyone get so gay?
Blame Barazoku, he's an easy target.
Also, this is pretty mild compared to last season.
Seems like pretty sound logic.
/a/nons come together in mutual lust. It's actually been a while since a Kuroko thread has been funny.
Never fear, anon.
Best basugay will save the thread.
4.5) But Kuroko wearing a skirt is a girl (magic of skirts)
That being said, Kuroko with just feminine underwear looks weird, he really does need the skirt.
Whew, I laughed for too long on that scene.
Kuroko still looks like a guy, though. Faggot.
Any good Teppei doujins?
Only in fujocircles
Why did he lose?
Not enough muscles.
That ass too fat no wonder they had to put trunks on him.
There will never be vanilla doujins with captainxcoachxace I think we just need to accept it and fap to what we can get.
Did someone just say muscles?
These are the student rankings
There is no way purple is smarter than Momoi or Kuroko.
>Kuroko that low
IIRC, he's just an average student overall.
He just likes reading a lot.
His favorite subject is Physics. It isn't that much of a stretch to imagine that his lazy genius persona also applies to academics.
Purple is best girl
I wish all Teikou adventures from the stories got animated but it will never happen.
I want to hug Murasakibara
>not reading the novel
>not knowing he says "If there's no food, then just eat snacks" in a high pitched voice
>missing delicious mukkun in the drama cds
Not me, I want him to fuck my anus.
I want to see Kise's sisters.
You're pretty thirsty, anon.
I want to see everyone's families, even if it's just a doodle.
I need a tall, long haired man in my life.
It's weird, I haven't even seen this series, but I have a bunch of pictures of these characters. I guess they just have an appealing character design.
Are you ready for more Kuroko tears?
Seeing Kuroko cry hurts me.
Watch it, or first read it and then watch it.
You won't regret it, it's not as gay as they make it seem.
I want to defile Kagami
Get in line.
I have also never watched or read any KnB.
What makes Kagami so desirable that he got first place in a husbando poll among Japanese homos?
Someone should scan her doujins
>has a huge house and lives alone
>is a retard so you would have to give him private sessions (wink wink)
the list is getting too long he is just a miracle.
What's the link to her pixiv account?
Wonderful, sweaty boymoe. He's passionate, high-spirited, hard working, a good cook, stubborn--but not in the obnoxious way, a little stupid--but willing to learn, redhead, nice physique for a fifteen year old, can into English so the language barrier isn't as much of an issue with other characters...
There's a lot.
Is that the same room as this >>100251882
Man, do they buy the same tissues together? that's gay.
RIMFIRE is best, no doubt about it.
Unfortunately this thread is almost dead.
See you next chapter, anons.
Yeah next thread we'll discuss why Kagami is prime breeding material instead of raping Kuroko. It's been fun basubros.