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>Getting drunk on cake
>Getting drunk on pralines
>Getting drunk on Chocolate
>Getting drunk on water

seriously japan
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>mfw I spike everything I can at ever party I attend and never tell anyone

I caused a miscarriage.
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>>100242551
I read somewhere that this actually has some base, moonpeople supposedly have terrible tolerance for alcohol.
It might've been bullshit though.
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Everytime.
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>>100242654
There's a certain enzyme that breaks down alcohol that asian people don't have. So they get fucked up real fast.

I speak from experience.
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>>100242654
They either are lightweights apparently or have livers of steel due to the harddrinking lifestyle of a salaryman.
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>>100242654
They have lower tolerance but never try to drink a Japanese businessman under the table. They might not be as tolerant as you but they're better at acting.
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>>100242730
You can tell all the pictures where I'm smashed.
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>>100242594
You. I like you.
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>>100242775
Your average Britfag could drink an office of 'hard drinking salary men' under the table, let alone somewhere eastern european.

Their tolerance is shit, an dliver abuse doesn't appreciably change that.
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>>100242730
You speak from experience as an Asian lightweight, the enzyme explanation does not come from your experience, but someone else's
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Why don't we just have a Chuu2 thread?
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>>100242654
Yeah.. but fucking PRALINES
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>>100242551
You can get drunk even thinking that you're drinking.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2634499.stm
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>>100242594
>/a/
>party
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>>100242703
>watching Muv-Luv Total Eclipse
>Yui in the bar drinking
>she gets drunk from drinking orange juice
>mfw
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>>100242551
You forgot
>Getting drunk on cock
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Showing underage characters drinking in a cartoon would debase the moral underpinnings of society, so if they're gonna get drunk, it has to be off cake.
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>>100242947
That's not being drunk.
You don't get drunk after a few beers/vodka shots.
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>>100243480
It's an OVA, not a TV episode.
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>>100242902
You're saying he's not a lypidologist?
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>>100242912
On paper, you can get drunk from eating bread.
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>>100242551
I was just confused as why you would buy candies that contain alcohol for the young mistress' party when said young mistress is in middle school.

Must've been the butler's last week.
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>>100242551
It was Whiskey Chocolate cake dumbass. eating one slice is like drinking 3 shoots.
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>>100242551

I wish I could get drunk on water.
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>>100243883

This.
There was alcohol in the cake and if she's never drank before...
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>>100244656
Alcohol used in cooking is mostly negligible. It just leaves a weird aftertaste.

>>100242730
Native Americans have the same issue. Sucks for them
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>>100242703
>yfw wine is just fermented grape juice.
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>>100242594
>>100242968
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>>100244754
that's when it's burned off. baking alcohol doesn't burn it off.

Also Deko got a very EXPENSIVE one. And the more expensive it is, usually the more alcoholic it is.
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>>100244656
>>100243883
>people on /a/ actually think that alcohol does not evaporate when used in cooking
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>>100244965
Along with all the water. That's why everything is always bone dry, right?
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>>100244965
>/a/
>Experts on anything related to the real world
Nope
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>>100244965
>they don't mix it with the icing too!

some people can't be this stupid.
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>>100245027
I've had wings with jack Daniels sauce at TGIF and didn't get drunk.
Get #REKT
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>>100245213
One gallon of that sauce has only one shot of Whiskey in it. You'd have to drink 3 gallons of that stuff to get even lightly buzzed.
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lol learn 2 get drunk on pussy jiuce fuckn betamax
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You're not allowed to portray underage drinking on Japanese TV. That's the only reason.
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>>100242654
Its true. Go buy a round of beer at any place in the world other than japan you just get happy thankful people. Buy a round of beer in japan and you just got a bunch of people shit faced because they weren't planing on having a second drink.
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>>100245606
Who says I haven't?

>>100245656
Best post currently on /a/
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>>100242551
>getting drunk on orange juice
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>>100245836
>Who says I haven't?
you stomach.
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>>100242730
Whenever I drink more than a glass of wine I start to feel like I'm going to die and my heart starts feeling like it's going to burst itself open along with a tight chest pain. Is that low tolerance or something else?
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>>100246094
Vaginitis
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>>100246094
That's not normal dude.
Better go to your doctor and check your nutbladder
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>>100246381
ecks fucking dee man
congrats man upvote
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>>100246080
>Implying I couldn't be a 700 lb man whale capable of such a feet.
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>>100246094
Oh god man go to the doc like right now.
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>>100245983
>not getting drunk on oolong tea
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>>100246094
No thats not normal, if anything should start feeling a lag when you move or move your head.Pls dont die anon
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>>100242551
>Getting drunk on Jesus
seriously america
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>>100242968
He spikes everything at his own party and caused his own miscarriage
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>>100246437
>>100246502
>>100246752
Should be fine if I just don't drink, right? I rarely drink anyway because of obvious reasons.
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>>100246839
Anon gets drunk and masturbates?
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>>100246880
I guess, your body may just not like the wine you were drinking or wine.Could try drinking something like vodka or whiskey though that might not be the best idea.
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>>100242909
Neither of them actually denied that, by the way. I can't tell if KyoAni is legit pushing them together or what. They might as well be a couple, they already kissed
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>>100246880
Yeah, until one day you are like "This drink looks really tasty and I have never drink it, let's try it" and BOOM heart fissure.
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>>100247066
I've tried a little bit of everything and I get the same reaction, if I went over that limit.
>>100247150
Oh shit I didn't think of that, it's kind of happened before, actually. It was just a light fruity drink but I didn't know it was alcoholic because my friend assumed I knew.
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>>100247071
i wouldn't call that a kiss.
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>>100247569
Maybe. But the characters affirmed it was a flag anyway.
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>>100247365
I feel for you, you will never know the greatness that is being drunk.
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>>100242654
>>100246094
I can drink half a Rum bottle in a afternoon and I'm 170 cm.
You're pathetic.
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>>100244656
>>100243883
This much stupidity.
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>>100247707
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this is too lewd
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>>100251089
>image
Aaaaaand, picked up
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>>100251089
>Pillowbitch and Clipbitch
>Lewd eyes

>Pure Maiden Deko
>Blushes
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>>100251656
Of course, it's one of the rare things where everyone on /a/ agrees that Deko is best girl.
Just like Ritsu in K-on or Sayaka in Madoka.
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>>100251804
I thought Homu was best by a mile.
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>>100251656
>>Pillowbitch and Clipbitch
>>Lewd eyes

They are the hottest chuunies, they can be forgiven.

>>100251804
I don't think that's true at all.
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That looks familiar.
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>>100252163
no shit
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>>100251656
>Pillowbitch and Clipbitch
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>>100256898
not again.
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>>100242594
If that's true..
Well, I hope you at least feel bad about it.
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>>100242654
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_flush_reaction
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Is there some reason VNs and shit self censor whenever alcohol is involved?

Like in Majikoi they have these weird ass explanations about special water or whatever it was called. Why just not call it alcohol?
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>>100242551
>getting drunk on the atmosphere
Fuckin persona 4.
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>>100262411
Get Drunk on Life.
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>>100261158
She's just enjoying herself.
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Easily drunk girls are the best
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polite bump
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>have Vietnamese friend
>dude can't go through two Heinekens before he goes full touchy feely get off the roof you're not supposed to be up there drunk
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The reason characters get drunk off juice or cola in anime is because they arent allowed to show underage characters drinking. So they just say its juice even though obviously that isnt the case.
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>>100258873
>>100259882
Why are you posting blank images?
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>>100269969
I thought it was because they found it funny. They did remove it from Haruhi but still reference it in the movie, they also removed Kyon somewhat like videogames.
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>Not getting drunk on plums.

Get on my level plebs
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>>100264742
this is the best kind of drunk.
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>>100251804
sayaka a shit
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>>100259882
Because it's bad for high school students to drink. Oh but they still are over 18, everyone.
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Didn't they show Nagisa drinking Sake and getting drunk in Clannaad?
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>>100276026
She was 20 by then and legal age to drink in Japan.
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>>100276416
oh right.
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>>100259882
Japan is very weird in that they DON'T have an underage drinking problem... but they have a very strong anti-underage-drinking campaign going on right now. It's pretty ass-backwards, Japan has always been an alcohol friendly country, and they don't do that awful, insulting "carding" practice, but now there's "STOP! Underage Drinking!" banners on all the trains. I think it's mostly just to stop greasy old salarymen from getting joshikouseis drunk in karaoke rooms.
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>>100242551
One time I saw "Getting drunk off the smell of non-alcoholic beer"

Fucking Nips
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>>100271243
My japanese girlfriend's mother makes homemade umeshu, it's fantastic.
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>>100269921
>Have one beer
>Drunk

>Two beers
>pissed

>someone spiked the orange juice
>I have made out with four girls and two guys
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>>100242551
They can't show actual underage drinking. Broadcast regulations forbid that. This is the only way they can show us drunken kids. Be a little thankful.
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>>100277947
Couldn't they have just drunk root beer or non-alcoholic cider? Would've made it much less absurd then getting drunk on cake.



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