Which Neon Genesis would you Evangelion?
I don't know about glasses, but she's probably a dumb bitch like the rest of the cast.
Marry Mari, fuck Asuka, cliff Rei
Why, they'll just get a new one out of the fish tank.
I'm almost the age of Misato now, so probably her if I had to make a choice.
She's the only competent, sane pilots Nerv has. Asuka is a distant second
Exactly, so nothing of value will be lost. Disposable fuckdoll
Why would you dispose of a disposable fuckdoll before fucking it?
Asuka is objectively the best.
>gets rescued and fucks up missions
>craziest out of the cast
>forgetting Shinji and Rei
>mfw Shinji is the best pilot
Because I already have the other doll
Misato is the only correct answer and you know it.
Shinji isn't a cute girl, he isn't a total badass either; therefore he's a worthless piece of shit. 2D characters's worth is determined of how much you want to be that character of how much you want to fuck that character
Set Mari on fire
Feed Asuka to MPevas
Have tea with Rei
Fuck Asuka and Mari
Kill the disgusting mother clone.
She just wants to kill shit
'stop trying to stop Shinji take out those lances and cause another impact and just watch the show Asuka'
I bet Mari fucks like a beast
>Shinji isn't a cute girl
Lies and slander.
What the fuck did Mari ever do to you?
What, Shinji can do that shit but we can't? Fuck that.
At least Shinji acknowledged he was fucked up in the head.
This is tough
she will be a great wife
she can be a great wife
She is a great wife
Being a shit character.
>neckbeard drawing out his fantasies of Asuka living with him
She was intented to be shit, just enjoy the visuals.
It's a scene from his decent into schizophrenia induced insanity.
I assume it's Shinji, not a self-insert
You deal with it
>hairy legs and big hands
>Shinji owning Eva figures and posters of people he knows and watching the show he was in
How would that even work?
>The only person that got close to Asuka without breaking her
>Meanwhile everyone else was either angry or scared of Shinji on 3.0 she jumped off a cliff, saved his life where others would have killed him and gave him a pep talk.
She is underdeveloped for sure, but people need to stop saying she is a shit character with no use in Rebuild.
Why the hell would he keep a poster of his dad?
Fuck-buddies with Asuka.
>Shinji isn't a cute girl
He's a cute boy so yes, he counts.
He's not best boy though.
Fuck all three of them. Kill all three of them.
Why not a polygamy with Rei and Asuka?
That way I can fuck both of them yet still be married to loving wives.
Mari can kill herself.
If Rei likes you she probably wouldn't mind but you think Asuka would go for that?
Asuka, but I am getting too old and normalfaggy for her, don't even know who the pink evangelion is.
I like Asuka but is this the kind of thing her fans really fantasize about? Jesus.
Make sure you never find out
Yeah, they don't actually like the Asuka on screen, they like how she looks but they want a personality that will be goo on their fingers. They project by calling Rei submisive and a doll.
This, Mari is just shallow because she gets next to no screen time to be developed as a character.
And the other characters have a 2 cour TV season and several OVAs worth of advantage over her.
Just look at this differently people, Mari is very different from any other character in the franchise, which makes her exciting.
That and her wearing those nice glasses.
>not wanting fiery Asuka
>wanting pallet swap Rei Q
It's what a lot of them seem to want, but you I can respect.
>not a self-insert
I would rather have you say Rei is shit than equate her with Mari
I would marry Asuka
I'd tell her she's beautiful and help her through her problems
I would hold her when she cries
I just want to hold her ;_;
Get rejected by Shinji because "guys can't love guys"
Try to marry Asuka
Try to fuck Rei
Sucessfully kill Mari
Tsuntsun is best grill.
Kill la Kill
Rei, always Rei
I like Asuka best, but you can't deny that Rei is pretty hot as well.
>Zeruel fight in Eva 2.0
Eva-01, stylish androgynous, fit, protects you
was anyone on 4chan back when reidick was around?
i had a girlfriend like this once
dumped her because she was crazy and i was sick of her treating me like shit, whether she actually did care or not
I don't know anything about the rei.
you should meet her
Better question is which Eva would you gelion?
I know which one would Shinji gelion.
Asuka, Mari, Rei, Zeruel. In that order.
tsuntsun a shit
Marry Asukabecause shes my waifu[/spoiler}
Drink with misato
Have tea with shinji and rei
and slap gendo and tell him to get over his dead wife.
Where's the option to fuck Shinji while I'm getting fucked by Kaworu?
Would you let you are waifu down by letting her lose the best grill poll?
You wouldn't, would you?
>what should pyro play next
Official /a/ best girl poll
misato ≥ rei >shinji > asuka > mari
Accidentally cut off a number while copy-pasting the url
No cause for alarm
>posting these repeatedly in eva threads
But which Evangelion wud u adopt and raise?
Best Girl always wins
Und sie wird es wieder tun
Marry and fuck everyone
I don't want to kill anyone from Eva aside from rebuild Kaworu and Karl
So It should be posted in non-eva threads to be more fair?
L-Love you too, Anon-kun.
Fiery Asuka is best Asuka.
I would want her to be happy though.
If it has non-eva girls, certainly. Especially if it is called "Official /a/ best girl poll".
She can be both. Passion and happiness aren't mutually exclusive.
>asuka best girl
Sie wird immer die Beste sein.
Be happy I didn't say your original series counterpart, fagget.
The intention was that one would infer from the fact it is only posted in Eva threads, and features only characters from that series that it is a poll specifically about Evangelion grills. Not Animu in general
I'll be more clear form now on
but eva grills are all around breast grills.
Enjoy your weaker women
Mari. Because I ship Shinji/Rei and don't like Asuka that much.
I might even jelly on Rei, too.