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This has got to be the most pretentious board on the entire site. And honestly, while you guys are all trying so hard to show off just how good your taste is (on an anonymous website) it's pretty clear that you are just shitty people. Some of us have different interests and some of us aren't interested in the things that you are interested in.

While you all act like you have the entire world figured out, you still have trouble finding a place to live that isn't your parent's basement. Have you figured out how to get a girlfriend yet? Have you figured out how to throw a punch yet?

Do you realize that there is more to life and more experiences than you can fathom from what you gain from your little moe and deepshit anime?

Maybe some of you should get outside more and try to fucking live life and be a part of society.

Because regardless of what you think, it does take all kind of people to make this world work.
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Good post OP
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>>100238568
definitely not as pretentious as /g/
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>moe and deepshit
Haremcancerfags pls
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>>100238716
Haremshit is a subset of the moe genre
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>>100238568

If you're going to enforce a copy pasta, at least keep it legit and post it on a single board, not everywhere retard.
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anime sucks anyway
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>>100238738
The fact of mixing deep and moe in the same phrase it's too obvious, kyun fucktard
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Jesus fucking christ this is hilarious.

Just imagine this scenario. You're a 20 something year old African guy who lives in a small African town. One day, you finish all your duties such as eating rubbish and getting aids early and rush back to your mud-hut to sit in the dirt. Suddenly, a nigger punches a hole in your shit made wall, then pulls his arm back out only to stick his head in instead. He starts proclaiming that he fucked one of the first goats the town got as humanitarian aid.

"Fuck off Magumbo" you say and you shoo him away with your stick, promptly taking a shit on your floor, covering it in dirt and using the shit to fill up the hole.

9 months later, a nigger punches a hole in your wall again. It's the same nigger. This time he starts screaming about how the goat is having his child. Irritated, but intrigued you follow Magumbo through shit filled streets to the small farm. A group of about 20 other niggers are crowded in a circle. You move through a few of them to find a fucking abomination of a creature. A 4 legged creature that had 2 hands, 2 hooves, a human face, goat fur and a tiny tail. You stare at the creature before you and cannot comprehend what the fuck you are looking at exactly because you're a nigger. You fix your stare on Magumbo, who is proudly poking his chest out and grinning as all the nigresses go ahead and try to give him aids.

"What the fuck Magumbo"

Those are the last words you say before you walk away. As you do so, a cacophony of monkey sounds rile up behind you as the crowd of niggers start kicking the shit out of the abomination.
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Hey faggots my name is john and i hate every single one of you, etc...
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>>100238863
what?
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maximum pretentiousness
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>>100238966
maximum dubs
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>>100238811
Bateman saves the day once again!!
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>>100238966
See? This is a true moefag. Words are big, complicated and hurt. Deep is bad and wants to laugh at me
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kek
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IT BEGINS
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Animal orifices have always been fascinating to me. All of us anthropomorphise animals to some extent. Talking to our dogs, telling ourselves that they are smiling at us.

The first time I saw a horse's vagina, I was mesmerized. It looked almost like a human vagina, but with cleaner lines and a more defined shape. Even the line that runs to the asshole is well defined. The labia and the anus are both perfectly plump and engorged. And, if you're lucky and the mare positions herself right, you can see a beautiful hue of pink peaking out from her forbidden love canal.

The first time I saw a horse's vulva was when I went horseback riding with my parents one summer and a young filly lifted her tail to take a piss. I was greeted with such a sight that every woman I dated after that day, I fantasized she had a horse vagina. Perfectly engorged, no effort to enter.

Eventually, we'd become intimate. I'd see her sloppy, human gash, no matter how well kempt and groomed, and ultimately lose interest.

Look, I don't want to fuck a horse. I just wish women had horse vaginas.
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there's no way you fatties won't turn this into a 250+ replies sludgefuck.
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>this thread
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>>100238811
Thread is kill
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mmm_open your legs wider and relax ,petal,'cause the last time we played doctor simon had barely penetrated your 10 year old kiddy-cunt when he filled it with creamy doctors milk!..simons been looking forward to seeing you today and now that schools out for the day,let's get naked and play 'simon says!'..Simon says: 1.take all your clothes off and lay on his bed..2.open up your legs and play with your kiddy-slit..3.let simon lick,suck and tongue your kiddy-slit and bum-bum..4.let simon finger your kiddy-crack and bum-bum..5.let simon rub his cock against your kiddy-crack and bum-bum.. simon says:..6.suck and tongue his nipples..7.lick under his arm-pits..8.lick,suck and tongue his nut-sacs and 'mangina'..9.suck and deep throat his cock.. simon says:..10.lay back 'n rub some spit on your kiddy-slit then use your hands to open yourself up..11.relax and let simons cock penetrate you all the way up to his ball-sacs..12.let simon fuck you slow and hard 'til he cums in you..13.let simon suck all his jism out of you and swallow it..14.let simon lick you 'til you spurt in his mouth!..simon says:..15.take a shower,then eat your ice-cream and candy..16.not to say a word to anyone about what you do here after school or he will plaster pornographic photographs of you around your school and the town of you sucking your daddy off naked while his friend holds you by the hips and dry humps you from behind in the mens toilets at the beach!..simons got some good cum-shots too petal so keep your mouth shut okay!..simon says..17.he will see you tomorrow after school,so don't be late!
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so does moot turn on the repeating digits machine whenever someone makes a good thread?
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Hey, do you know what happed? Oh, by the way, this is nothing to do with
this thread. I went to Yoshinoya the other day. YOSHINOYA! And there were
so crowded and I couldn’t even find a place to sit. Then, I found the
advertising saying “150 yen off!.” My goodness! How come you are all coming,
and sitting at Yoshinoya for just “150 yen off?” I saw a familie, like four
of them with their kids. This guy’s saying “All right, your dad is ordering
an extra large bowl.” What a pathetic! Hey you bastards. I can give my 150
yen. So, just give me a break alright? Yoshinoya should be a place where
people are fighting, like two jerks facing on each other against “U shaped
table,” then one of them can be stubbed to death by any chance. This is how
Yoshinoya’s suppose to. This ain’t a place for no woman and no kid. Alright,
I finally found a place to sit. Then, the jerk next to me was ordering a
large size with putting extra juice on it. That pissed me off once again.
Hey jerk, we ain’t order “putting extra juice on a bowl” no more today!
What a stupid you looked: ordering extra juice with his goofy face! Do you
really want to eat a beef bawl with extra juice on it? I really want to ask
you, interrogating you for an hour. Don’t you just want to say “an extra
juice!?” As a professional Yoshinoya customer, I would rather order “extra
scallions.” This is the coolest way. You get more scallions, and less beefs.
This is it! It can be the best, if you put a raw egg on it. No one can beat
this. But you have to be careful because if you order this way, the Yoshinoya
employees gonna put you on their black lists. This can be so dangerous,
like a risk of fighting with a double edged blade. So, I don’t recommend
the beginners to do this... , you’d rather ordering some ordinary set menu
instead.
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>>100238863
This is the best thing I've read in a long while, it has that Lovecraftian touch.
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All I wanted was a fucking conversation about and information on anime. No one every fucking took the time to break it down and explain shit. So fuck you guys.

Hell, even /jp/ was helpful. Enjoy your kill la kill is 4 da best evr threads. You guys sure are superior.
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"I LOVE HOW YOUR WHIP FEELS JAMMED UP MY ASS," adam jensen panted in his gravelly voice as trevor belmont forced the weapon deeper into adam jenson's rectum. "THE ROPE PATTERN FEELS SO GOOD."

"THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF A BELMONT," trevor belmont cried as he twisted the whip, ramming it into adam jenson's prostate. with a high-pitched gravelly cry of absolute pleasure, adam jenson released his augmented sperm all over the floor, causing it to pool underneath him.

"I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET," trevor belmont said, unzipping his pants, revealing his fully erect 32 inch cock.

"NOOOOO, I'LL BREAK," adam jensen said, fear tingeing his voice.

"THAT'S TOO BAD ISN'T IT," trevor belmont said lustfully as he jammed his humongous rod in adam jenson's hole with the whip still inside. adam jenson ahegao'd, surrendering himself to the superior man. trevor belmont came an hour later, cumming so much it came out of adam jenson's mouth and cured his mouth gravel.

THE END
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Now, just rating this on how the thread was created.
First of all, uninspiring image, seriously get an image that grabs some fucking ATTENTION, makes an IMPACT, gives some shit about the goddamn series!
There's absolutely nothing about that image that tells us anything about the series, new news about it, or even if it's from that goddamn series.

Second, there's a lack of a goddamn topic, if you start a thread that isn't currently airing, or is an exceedingly long running series then you need a topic otherwise people will be lost, and it'll end up as a clusterfuck.
When it's currently airing people can talk about the newest episodes and whatnot, same with manga which is usually the case with Bleach or any other Jump manga, so if you are to make a thread without topic, make it Wednesday.

Third, this can obviously be interpreted as bait by simply so many goddamn people, this is something you are to avoid if you are trying to discuss a show or manga that is currently hated on or generally disliked by /a/ as a whole, or if you do not agree with that, vocal whole.
And see here, proof already of my claim

This is the perfect example of how NOT to create a thread if you mean to have discussion.
0/10, would only post in to criticize.
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Yeah that's great man thanks for sharing but check this out.
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>>100239442

You're just as fucking new as OP is.
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>>100238811
I don’t give a fuck how much damage you control or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your damage control to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much damage control that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like damage control. I don’t give a fuck how mow much damage you can control or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to control damage. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave the damage uncontrolled, open your fridge door and not control the damage, and turn your damage control burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll try to control the damage. You’ll go to the hospital for a damage control operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the damage control room is me hovering above you, dressed like a damage controller. When you wake up after being damage controlled, wondering what damage control is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your damage control. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go control damage I’ll run you over with my fucking damage control of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking control your pathetic excuse of damage, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining damage controls are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother controlling damage either… I’ll fucking uncontrol your damage and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: damage control
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>>100238811
I give up. Maybe you should realize that your shitposting is why you can't get a girlfriend. Stop watching anime and be a fucking productive member of society.

Peace out.
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>443
You fail.
Now check mine.
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>>100239510
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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There are no pretty girl where I live.
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Sometimes I wonder if we can ever have a decent Naruto thread on /a/ again.
Also when's the new yugioh premiere?
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>Choosing 2D above 3DPD
>Now posting on /a/ for the dubs
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Never. Go back to Gaia or MAL or Tumblr or wherever the fuck you and your mentally impaired brethren were ejaculated from.
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Oh my!
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Not your blog
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So you guys believe that there is no possible way to discuss naruto?

Is our way the only way. I mean statistically speaking it's more unlikely for us to be the only anime forum where naruto isn't discussed for it to only be discussed elsewhere.

Are they bound by moeshit and triggerdrones too?
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>>100239835
I'll only appreciate naruto if madara wins.
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Nice use of statistics in your post.

Stop trying so hard to belong. If you have to try then you don't belong here. Leave.



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