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Asumi Kana has just announced her marriage.
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That's real fuckin neato.
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Who's the husband. I really hope he's a qt because asumin deserves the best.
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This came completely out of left field. I've been following her radio shows zealously and she's never shown any inkling of being interested in relationships, let alone marriage! With that said though, I'm real happy for her.
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>>100233932
Asumi Kana is a goddess, i wish her the best.
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>>100233932
As long as she keeps working as a VA it's all fine.
Best VA in the industry by a fucking landslide.
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>>100234500
That's not Mizuki Nana.
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Slut.
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>>100234937
>Mizuki Nana
>Better than Asumi Kana
Hah, good joke anon.
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>>100233932
Isn't she like 33 now? that's quite late for asian standard.
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>>100234500
That's not TsundeRie.
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>>100235137
get the fuck out
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>>100235173
Nice capitalization and punctuation.
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>>100235132
She's 30 and by Japanese standards she's just about the right age.
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>>100233932
Her futere husband is VA?
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>>100235132
Isn't that the usual time for seiyuus to get married? At that point they're pretty much outlived their uselfulness as idols
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>Gets to have sex with her in Nyaruko voice

Lucky son of a bitch

Thank god no one is crazy enough to get Kobayashi Yuu.
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I wonder if Asumin calls her husband "nii-nii" when they're together.
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Yuno, please don't do this to me. I'm on my knees begging here.
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>>100235132
Yui Horie is 37 and is still single and look eternally young.
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>>100235470
>Thank god no one is crazy enough to get Kobayashi Yuu.
Sugita?
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>>100234500
Sorry but Aoi Yuuki tops her.

>>100234937
NanaMi is more of an Idol than a VA
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>>100235275
It's like I'm really on Facebook.
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>>100235541
Then go back there.
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>>100235538
Sugita is gay.
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>>100235540
>Aoi Yuuki
Pftthahaha no
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>>100235538
Don't say things like that.

/a/ would literally explode if they ever got married.
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This is precisely why I don't want to know about Seiyuu.
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>>100235636
Because they get married?
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>>100235595
I would gladly pay to see this
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>>100233932
VAs' personal lives sure are anime related.

>>>/jp/
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Is anyone supposed to get angry or something at this?

Good for her, I guess..
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>>100234500
>Best VA in the industry by a fucking landslide.

Is this a joke? Bitch has no range.
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>>100235729
No one ever gets angry here at least.

Hell when people found out Suzumaru and Sakamoto got married people were happy as hell.
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>>100235674
They get married to men.
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>>100233932
Dude probably fucks her voice.
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>you will never have sex with a VA and ask her to moan like your waifu
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>>100235529
This bitch has to have a painting in her attic
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Okay.
Call me when Sugita gets married.
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>>100235804
No shit Sherlock.
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Would /a/ be happy if Kana Hanazawa got married?

She is a special circumstance for some reason for me as it would be nice but it feels wrong.
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>>100233932
This is a travesty. What betrayal. She's not fit to be a VA.
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why did this have to happen
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>You may find that all of you He will support always supporting you, you want to tell. I, we married the other day! I took another step again in the future. I said that I. There may be some still face dangerous also because novice,. It is a very very happy when you can watching over warm. It is sobering to be if Ne Ika to grow even more this opportunity. That's why, we will continue to work hard with full force at all times in the future of course is your job! To approach even a little place where my aim, it will continue to proceed without fear. To that end, we have a report you this time. Be supported by many people, far was long coming. That we report in this way that a fresh start can be. I'm really happy. To all of you, I thank you sincerely. Thanks to all of you, there is me now. 're Right. It's really really. Thank you! ! To be delivered as more and more, the emotion or excitement, such as moving the hearts of the people who receive my voice. So as able to give back firmly in mind and in your own voice, a feeling of gratitude to all of you. We will face the pieces to enthusiastic than ever. In the future, thank you very much! Asumikana

Why can't they fucking properly type?
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>>100235529
That's called photoshop and make up, retard.
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>>100235948
Are you using googletansliterateshit?
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>>100235948
>Expecting google translate to translate shit
You're the faggot here.
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I love you Asumis. I'm happy for you.
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>>100235891
With any luck it would destroy her career and she'd stop shitting up 90% of anime a season.
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I bet she got married to some millionaire rich motherfucker who can support her if her career ever hits a dead end. Better get those birthing hips ready though
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>>100235729
I believe most people on /a/ are reasonable enough to deal with news like this.

>>100235529
Fuck, she needs to get married ASAP.
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FUCKING SLUT
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>>100235969
Make up can't make you look almost the exact same for over 15 years.
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she always sound the same. If that can shut her up, hurray!
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>>100236048
If that's the case she'll certainly be announcing her retirement soon.
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>>100236066
Bad luck, anon.

How many seiyuus actually retired after getting married?
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>>100235891
>Would /a/ be happy if Kana Hanazawa got married?
And because of that she needs to focus more on her marriage life? Good, I'm fucking tired of her voice.
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>>100235846
that feel
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>>100236112
is there an actually list of married seiyuu? I'm curious.
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>>100236066
Yeah, just look at all those characters in OP's pick, all with the exact same timbre and intonation.
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>>100236124
>Thinking marriage slows seiyuus down

HA!
They work even when they are pregnant.
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>just google Asumi Kana

holy shit, she's 30 years old? Those fucking asian genes man. Also, they probably cake lots of make up on like >>100235529
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>>100233932
Only gOTY tier in that chart is Buran.

I don't care to be honest; I suppose she's still going to work.
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>>100236058
she's so kawaii
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>>100235910
Asumi fans (the Japanese ones at least) are very civil and supportive of her. They've been wondering when she'd get married for a while now since she did mention around 3 years ago that she promised her father that she's marry by 30.
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>>100236158
no shit. You didn't need to tell me what I already know.
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>>100235891
Nothing will make me happy about KanaHana unless she stops working.
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>>100236156
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>>100236168
It is just the asian gene

They age the best
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>>100236210
>she promised her father she'd marry by 30
oh how cute.

Anyway she never had that ridiculous 'will never marry, forever "pure"' vibe about her.
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>>100233932

Chihiro gets turned but her VA gets married instead, Nice
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>>100236264
That's because she was never really marketed as an idol seiyuu (except that one time with LISP that failed horribly...)
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>>100236156
Most recent ones, whom I remember: Arai Satomi, Itou Shizuka, Sakamoto Maaya, Kadowaki Mai, Saito Chiwa.
There's probably more.
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>>100236345
Midorikawa shut down his blog because people had accused him of cheating on his wife.
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>Sugita will never meet a nice girl to settle down with and is destined to marry Kobayashi

Isn't it sad Sugita?
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>>100236378
yeah it was a ridiculous thing where he wore some bracelet and a female fan was wearing the same one WOW THEY MUST BE FUCKING

later it turned out he had mentioned the fucking bracelet on his blog before
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>>100236378
>>100236418
Forever Lancer
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>>100235540
>Aoi Yuuki
With her deep, serious voice, maybe. With her nondescript cutesy voice, no.
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>>100236378
We all know fujoshits are crazier than otaku.
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>>100234500
But Noto Mamiko's the best.
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>>100236457
But i thought fujoshis are a subclass of otaku.
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Good for her.
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>Yuno got married

This does things to my heart.
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>Asami Imai not married
>36

Fuck
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Is it wrong to have him in my top 5?
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>>100236527
Yes. He's shit.
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>You will never have sex with the voice of Nyaruko
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Oh wow, well this is unexpected.

Really happy for her and wish her all the best.

Hope this means she won't be cutting back too much on her VA work.
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>>100236210
>Asumi fans (the Japanese ones at least) are very civil and supportive of her.
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>>100236523
You know what to do.
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>>100236523
No one wants to spend the rest of their life with a nofunallowed.
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>>100236591
uh what?
I can't into moon
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>>100236523
I don't think she is but for all we know she could be.
Since voice actors don't really talk that much about their personal lives any number of them could be married.
I mean Arai Satomi had been married for two years and just had a kid when she announced it.

Someone I suspect to be already married but haven't announced it is Kawasumi Ayako.
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>>100236591
anyone can post that. for example i could have posted in this thread
FUCKING SLUT , BALWHERHRGHHH

just to fuck around.
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>>100236549
No, he's fabulous.
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>>100236614
He is angry that she's going to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside.
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>>100236523
You know what to do anonj.
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But really, I've never understood why voice actresses of all people should be some sort of virgin idols.

>>100236614
"Die stupid bitch"
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>>100236614
>Can't even read "Shine" and "Baka"
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>>100236557
I always liked that Kiyal song.
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>>100235887
It's gross. It completely ruins her characters for me.
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>>100236670
>>100236668
Oh please anon
Give me a break
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>>100233932
what is she doing with her hands
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Look at what they posted on Working!'s twitter.
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>>100233932
Now it will be harder to kidnap her...
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>>100236773
That's adorable.
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>>100236390
>Implying that's bad.
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Holy fuck, the last 2ch thread about her went from 1 to 1000 posts in 50 minutes, this shit doesn't even happen here. Everyone's mad.
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. . . .
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>>100233932
>http://yaplog.jp/asumibiyori/archive/417
Thats nice for her, next we will see Sugita married or something
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>>100236773
>poplar getting married

fuck this gay world
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>>100233932
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>>100236850
They ain't mad. If you actually read the threads you can see how supportive they're being of her
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>>100236863
Sugita will only marry after he voices a Gundam.
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>>100236378
Kaneda Tomoko, Tanaka Rie...
There was also that Ono Daisuke rumor incident and Shiraishi Ryouko's divorce.
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>>100236850
>1 to 1000 posts in 50 minutes, this shit doesn't even happen here.
I think there were times like this, when certain trainwrecks finally end, GC, EVOL etc
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>>100236911
What are you basing this off of
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>>100236897
No they're pretty mad alright.
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>>100236621
Her engagement to Noto Mamiko would be frowned upon by society.
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>>100236911
so never? I think Y.aoi will voice a gundam before him.
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>>100235846
I wonder if they do that sometimes.
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>>100236984
No they're not
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>>100237011
True. Maybe that's why they're rarely in anything anymore. They've fled to a nation that supports gay marriage.
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Kinda surprised how 2ch is pretty civil about her getting married.

Wouldn't they be the first ones who would go batshit crazy insane about news like this?
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>>100237049
I hope so. It'd be nice if they supported her marriage just like with Maaya/SuzuKen.
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>>100237026
She already did.
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>>100237049
and then there's this retard

http://engawa.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/poverty/1389714722/696n-

been following the original thread for an hour
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>>100237011
Homophobia is still a thing in Japan?
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>>100237108
They got better
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>>100237128
All that proves is how wrong you are.
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>>100237049
>my crotch is exploding
>I don't want to hear her voice anymore
>i'm going insane
>UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>you guys calm the fuck down
>how many times will you people be deceived before you know better?
>that's too dirty you witch. Never appear before my eyes again
>please retire
>if she has a kid, I'm going to live on thinking it was because of that time I shook her hand at the live meet
>What the fuck are you doing happily announcing your marriage? Apologize immediately. You've lied to the fans all this time, apologize. And retire
>*Camille goes crazy quote*

No they're pretty mad alright.
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>>100236827
Funny you should mention Kuuko. Matsuki Miyu, Kuuko's seiyuu who is in the same seiyuu agency as Asumi and who is for all intents and purposes her senpai (Matsuki is 36) has been bemoaning the fact that she hasn't gotten married despite her age and the fact that her father (jokingly I think) has threatened to disown her if she doesn't get married soon. Asumi has always been there to lend an ear and shoulder to the depressed Matsuki for all these years so much so that it has become a running joke among fans that if Asumi were to get married before Matsuki she would become mentally unstable. Guess what she wrote on her twitter a couple of minutes ago when she heard the news?

"でゅるわぁあああああぶるわっひゃあひゃひゃひゃひゃどぅるわっはあああああああああぎゃあああああうわああああああああ"

What you're seeing up there is basically Matsuki screaming in agony.

https://twitter.com/whitesincerely
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>>100237238
>my crotch is exploding
Hee hee hee.
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>>100235768
Are you kidding? When I first found out she voiced both Yuno AND Nyaruko, I was blown away. How can something that pure be so lewd at the same time?
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>>100237238
>>if she has a kid, I'm going to live on thinking it was because of that time I shook her hand at the live meet
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>>100237238
Sounds like /a/ going apeshit
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>>100237238
Why are 2ch faggots similar to /b/v/?
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>>100237209
>help I can't read

not even 10% of the posts are congratulatory. rest are slut-hating slanders and those who make fun of such people
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>>100237256
I feel bad but I can't stop laughing
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>>100237305
Because they act like leddit and sankaku?
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>>100237238
Shit like this makes me sad. Asumi deserves better fans
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>>100237256
Now that's just ssad
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>>100237320
It's more like 70% if you discount all the samefagging
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>>100237238
best one

信じていい声優を教えてくれ
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>>100237238
>if she has a kid, I'm going to live on thinking it was because of that time I shook her hand at the live meet
Ha!
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>give back my stolen days
>and to think she was doing so well... what a waste
>she won't be getting any more roles at SHAFT anymore... Shinbo hates married women
>Hey you losers... how do you feel now?!
>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
>Is it fun to deceive your fans and get money for it?
>I don't want to live anymore
>She passed herself off as being bad with men and deceived otaku and made mad dosh from it...
>
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>>100237238
These are just small-time compared to infamous Miyano shotgun marriage shitstorm that happen six years ago.
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>>100237108
You're getting rused by one anon trying to damage control his waifu's reputation. They're flipping their shit just like you'd expect from them.
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I'll never understand that obsession over seiyuu and their personal lives on top of that. I wonder how waifufags feel about the voice that is behind their 2D wife.
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>>100237409
>she won't be getting any more roles at SHAFT anymore... Shinbo hates married women
That is just supreme horseshit. Saitou Chiwa is SHAFT's go to seiyuu for just about anything.
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>>100237418
No one in /a/ give a shit about male VA getting married.
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>>100237409
>>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
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>>100237256
Matsuki's tween was written in humor of course. Her subsequent tweets make that clear. She's happy for Asumi and looks forward to their next radio show together where she can tease her about it.
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I don't know why these slut seiyuu have the nerve to announce that they're getting married.

NEWSFLASH, that's a right you forfeit when you become a seiyuu, you fucking whore.
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>>100237409
>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
What the fuck am I reading?
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>>100237409
>>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
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>>100237500
And rub salt on her wound
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>>100237436
Yeah I dunno, I guess seiyuu otaku are in a league of their own. I'm not sure why waifufags would want to mix 3D with 2D.
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>>100237500
Or it's the other way round. You never know.
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>>100233932
the best imouto getting married.
Im sad
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>>100237409
>>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism


I... Huh?
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>>100237509
You have no right to get mad over it if you're not Japanese in the first place, filthy gaijin.
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>fat otaku so obsessed with pure waifus that the seiyuus can't get into a relationship without any sort of backlash of jealousy from rabbis fans

And I thought we had problems in the west. Down here, sluts are praised.
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>>100233932
Good for her, couldn't care less.
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>>100237409
>she won't be getting any more roles at SHAFT anymore... Shinbo hates married women
Pure horseshit
>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
Dood, what the fuck?
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>giving a shit about VAs
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>>100237584
You have no right to get mad even if you're Japanese.
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How would you guys feel if Nana-chan got married?
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>>100237595
Pretty much this, I don't give a rat's ass about her, she might as well go kill herself, I would give a single shit, because in the end, she's just another 3DPD slut no matter how much neckbeards try to label her 2.5D.
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>>100237611
Indeed, but being born and raised in a degenerate culture of otakuism where this is perceived as acceptable behavior from a "fan" makes it somehow more understandable.
A Westerner getting riled up over this is laughable to say the least.
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>>100237632
Indifferent.
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>>100237587
The problem is the VAs who think they can get away with this sort of behaviour.

If you're going to do the dirty at least have the decency to keep it to yourself.

At least have some consideration for the fans who appreciated the characters you lent your voice to.
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>>100237632
see
>>100237563
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>>100237632
I don't care.
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>>100237632
Whoever the lucky dude is better have a godlike voice then they can release a duet album.
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>>100237256
あすみんおめでとう!!末永くお幸せに!!!
She also said "Congratulations Asumin!! Hope you'll be happy forever!!!"
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>>100237632
I wouldn't really care, but I'm sure the reactions would be amusing.
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>>100237409
>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
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>>100237655
what kind of person are you trying to pass off as?
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>>100237655
2.5D is a forced meme for people who can't accept the fact that real human women voice their favorite 2D characters, and said real human women, gosh, can have an interest in relationships, a healthy sex life and get married.
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Wow the 2ch thread is exactly what you see when /a/ goes crazy over something:

10% people congratulating her
80% people going apeshit
10% "crossoboarders" laughing at the people going apeshit
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>>100237693
>If you're going to do the dirty at least have the decency to keep it to yourself.
And then some day they find out by themselves, what then?
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>>100237720
Yeah, forever swallowing her husband's cum and taking it up the arse.
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>>100237693
What the fuck are you even talking about, she's getting married not running a train of dicks
Japanese should be happy people are getting married
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>>100237632
anger
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>>100237774
It's their job to make sure no one finds out.
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Getting married to an imouto souds nice
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>>100237632

Happy for her.

And sad for Sugita if it's not him she marries.
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>>100237693
>At least have the decency to deceive your fans
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>>100237784
I won't let Yuno get married to a man.
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>>100237784
>wanting waifufags to be rational
Good luck with that.
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>>100237784
except this is Japan, the land of "we want purity bullshit" or something.
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>>100236156
Yuu Asakawa got married and divorced.
And then proposed to by moot, whom she shot down.
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>>100237848
But she's not Yuno. She doesn't normally even sound like her.
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>>100237784
Well, they are a dying country, so yeah they should be happy.
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>>100237784
>she's getting married not running a train of dicks
That's basically the same thing, but the dick is only one.
Also >what is cheating.
Oh please.
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>>100236911
but... but he already did.
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>>100237836
If it means not shitting all over the characters they've voiced. Absolutely.
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>>100235729
Marriage is not the same as fucking everyone apart from the bassist.
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>>100237852
Thankfully after a few more years of negative birth rates it won't be a problem anymore.
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>>100235847
lol that movie reference.
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slut
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>>100237878
The fact remains that a part of Yuno is this skank.
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>>100233932
She went too wide
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>>100237923
They'll have to call in filthy gaijin to repopulate the country.
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>>100237960
But she's probably not pregnant yet.
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>>100237967
They'd sooner commit sudoku
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>>100237967
Or lower the age of consent
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>>100233932
Does this mean she won't be a virgin soon?
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>>100237409
>>100237238
Shy is Japan's shitposting so much more creative?
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>>100238014
In before unawares think it's 13 and that prefecture ordnances don't make it 18+ everywhere
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I don't really know that much about Seiyuu nor have I watched any of the shows she was in (I'm not too keen to try Hidemari but at least the fanbase is pleasant so it's okay.) but best of luck to her
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NICE COUPLING
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>>100238044
You have to get more creative with your insults when you can't just use fuck, shit, faggot, and cunt in every sentence
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>>100237938
>movie
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>>100238014
The age of consent in japan is already pretty low. 13-14 years.
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Does this make Noire a polygamist for already being married to Nep?
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>>100238023
>implying gooks grill don't get their cherries popped at 13
She most likely already have had multiple sexual encounters with many men and women, possible even animals, by this age she must have tried everything from anal sex and deepthroat with cumming in her stomach to brutal triple anal penetration and octopus rape.
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>>100238164
>this is what most baka gaijin think because they heard it somewhere
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>>100236850
We maxed out like 5 threads in 15minutes to get the 999999999999999 get
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>>100238099

Huh? I always assumed that Sawashiro was older than Asumi.

And I wonder when/if Sugita will ever get married.
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>>100237452
>>100237409
We've yet to see if she'd be cast as a SHAFT anything after her wedding.

Well, Aoi-chan and HanaKana are still available, Nao Touyama could display her full range and Omigawa would get roles again.
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>>100238099
They look like inbreds. Spoiler that 3DPD shit, nigger.
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>>100238223
and it was absolutely shitty
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>>100237238
>if she has a kid, I'm going to live on thinking it was because of that time I shook her hand at the live meet
これはいいですね。
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>>100238251
Spicy Hanakana
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>>100237409
She stopped getting roles are shaft, but she still gets shaft at home
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>>100238207
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>>100237409
>and deceived otaku and made mad dosh from it..
Don't know why you translated it like that, you havin' a laugh aint it.
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>>100233932
While I feel sad to think that some dude's gonna be defiling Yuno's voice with his dick, I feel happy for her that she's found someone she loves enough to throw away her life with marriage on.
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>>100238360
>She stopped getting roles from SHAFT but still gets a SHAFT at home
That what you mean
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>>100237499
>>100237515
>>100237544
>>100237579
>>100237598
What is it about the sentence you don't understand? Are you all retarded?
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>>100236773
How long until we get an Aoki Ume congratulatory art?
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>>100235581
Kobayashi Yuu is a guy too so it's ok.
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>English-translated Anime [HorribleSubs] Hunter X Hunter - 112 [720p].mkv

It's here.
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>>100238455
Fuck me, I just woke up.
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>>100238455
Pretty sure he only meant to write at instead of are.
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So I see she has been practicing for the role
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Nyaruko

;_;
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>>100238580
das it mane
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>>100238223
What were the 100000000 and 99999999 gets anyway, I was working when they were gotten.
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>>100238595
Those are some small hands.
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Asumi Kana, the goddess that we yearn for,

looks at her husband (a younger male in the same business)'s raw penis.
She touches it with her bare hands, grasping it firmly. She softly brings
her lips closer and puts it inside her mouth. Holding it deep inside, working
the tip hard wih her tongue and stimulating it. She reveals her bare breasts,
lets him touch them gently and then rub them. He licks her nipples with his
tongue, puts his face between her breasts, lightly bites her nipples and pleases
himself by rubbing his glans on her nipples. She shows off her bare butt, lets
him touch it gently and rub his penis on it while she's cooking. She gets down
on all fours and lets him lick her asshole, spreads her legs and lets him insert
his finger, covered with saliva, to stimulate her. It goes in up to the knuckle, her
asshole meat bashfully wraps around it tightly. She shows off her bare pussy,
lets him play with it with his finger, lets him lightly bite and pinch her clit while
licking it with his tongue, feeling her creases. He buries his face into her crotch,
inserting his finger all the way to the back of her pussy. Inserting his penis all
the way to the back of her pussy. Violently thrusting, rubbing, making loud noises
while fucking, showing things they would never show to anyone else, entangling their
bodily fluids, licking each other, indulging in each other completely. Semen gets
on Asumi's face, in her mouth, on her breasts, hair, pussy, around her navel, butt,
thighs, palms of her hands. She spouts obscenities while begging for more sex.
But her face is saying "I love you". This is what happiness feels like.

I don't know why I translated this
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>>100238835
>what is the archive
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>>100238223
Every thread I was following suddenly 404'd at once. It was terrible.
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>>100238503
It'd be all sorts of wrong if she drew her as Yuno, but a wideface-Asumi would be pretty cute. Yes there's a difference.
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I wish her 幸せ
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I'm rather envious of her future husband.
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Meh 3 days later and nobody cares
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>>100238859
Did someone at 2ch actually write that for this occasion or is it a copypasta?
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You better treat her well soon to be Japanese husband that's probably not reading this. You'll get bashed in the 'ead, m8. I swear on me Asumi.
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>>100239275
I'm not sure. It's probably pasta though
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So which cosplay do you think will his newly wed husband demand for the wedding night?
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>>100239372
She can't quite give him the nyaruko experience due to no tentacles. Maybe yuno?
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>>100239425
If I were her husband I'd totally go for Blanc to verbally abuse me, switch to Yukikaze for breeding and then finally to Miya for cuddling.
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>>100239425

It's gonna be Nishishi
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>>100239372
Yuno.
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Man, Yukari is already 17+20 and still single, I won't be mad if she does get married already.
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Good. Now I can finally fap to her characters without feeling guilty.
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>>100239597
Start with Yuno doujins
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>>100239597
You haven't already fapped to Yukikaze and Nyaruko?
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http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2014-01-14/hidamari-sketch-voice-actress-kana-asumi-gets-married
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>>100239372
what if he demands her to cosplay as many of her characters as possible?
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>>100239757
Get that abomination out of here
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>>100234500
That's not Miyuki Sawashiro OR Kanahana
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>>100239597
Do you need some help with that?
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>>100239372
Chihiro, just so he'd think he'd give her the best end she deserves.
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>>100239882
that was quick.
I guess she is invited to the ceremony.
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Okay. SOMEONE in Japan has to be burning their hidamari stuff and taking pictures now.

Don't let me down Japan!
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>>100239750
Oh now she's the Hidamari Sketch voice actress? Last time I read an ANN article about her they didn't even bother to mention it.
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>>100239908
Wakaki actually takes this seriously and gets chihiro paired with another male
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>>100239557

I would be mad, she has to die a virgin for all of us
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>>100239908
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>>100239959
Who's that?
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>>100240018
How oddly fitting.
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>>100239882
>>100239944
>>100239997
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>>100237238
2ch has a fair proportion of scum and screw them. The disgusting lot.
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>>100239959
Doesn't look like her artwork at all.
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>this is what he'll be waking up to every morning

Why aren't you married yet, /a/ ?
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>>100235581
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>>100240099
彩愛
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>>100240216
>shitting on 3DPD
>scum
You got it wrong pal.
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>>100237409
Those people are sick. What did she ever do to deserve having such fanbase?
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>>100240309
>caring about what 3DPD does at all
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>>100240220
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>>100240362
Still doesn't mean shitting on it is bad.
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>>100233932
Congratulations I guess.
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>>100240381
But your parents worked out
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>>100237409

Man, It weird to see a place more crazy than /a/
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>>100237409
>>100237238
Good god!
I never knew 2ch could be like this.
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>>100240487
But /jp/ is right next door.
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>>100240465
Uhh...
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>>100235846
fuck you man I didn't need that tonight
not tonight.
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>>100233932
She did not voice anyone relevant, so no one cares.
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>>100240381
>I re-adopted my own fucking dog

Thats hilarious. Still what a bitch, thankfully she didn't euthanize the dog like so many whores do just to spite the guy.
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>>100240018
It was prophesized all along!
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>>100240398
It implies, if assume they're not all trolls, that they were obsessed about her before it happened.

Hence they're actually just disgusting normalfags who can't get laid.
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>>100237879
just like yamato, now moot have to do incredible featsto win her heart over
GET TO IT MOOT. MAKE HER SEE YOU AS A MAN
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>>100240522

I have no idea what's going on on /jp/ nowadays.

Don't they just masturbate to Touhou all day?
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>>100238164
It depends on the prefecture. Some set it to 18.
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>>100240522
>But /jp/ is right next door.
>a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / adv / an / asp / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / int / jp

You sure about that anon?
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>>100240569
Making a guess that lady seiyuu are going to someday get married is not really a prophecy.
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>>100235846
松来「クー子の声でヤってよwww」
松来 「えぇキモイんですけどw」
松来「いいじゃんいいじゃんw」
松来「てかなんで知ってんのーw」
松来「俺オタクだしwwwモエーwwモエー www」
松来「うわぁーwww」
松来「ほらクー子で「舐めてほしいです か?」ってww」
松来「えぇ~wwはぁーw……w…、舐めてほしいですか?少年。…」
松来「少年きましたーwwwwwwww」
松来「あーもキッモイキッモイwwwww」
旦那はこまちゃんのポン!ポン!はらだいこ声で胸揉みしだいて中出しできるかぁ・・・
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>>100237409
2ch sucks dick
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>>100240618
Apparently most of the prefectures have set it way higher than 13 at least.
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>>100238247
Sugita will never get married, im expecting Nakamura, Y.Aoi and Yuu to get married before him.
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>>100240585
>they're actually just disgusting normalfags who can't get laid
How can you listen to your favorite anime characters speak knowing that their voice hole has had some random guy's dick in it?

They don't dislike it because they are normalfags, they dislike it because it ruins their beloved 2D for them.

If you aren't at least that obsessed with 2D, then YOU'RE the normalfag.
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>Yuu Kobayashi and Sugita probably won't get married
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>>100240655
That's hilarious
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>>100240716
But they've always had dicks in them, marriage changes nothing.
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>>100240755
>you'll never get married
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>>100240694
It begins
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>>100240755
He'll die alone in his room with no one around him but his dakis

Only after Nakamura comes visiting to get back his games will they finally found that he has kicked it in his own room
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>>100240655
>Do you want to lick it, shounen?
More amusing if that anecdote actually happened.
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>>100240809
thank fuck
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>>100240809
>mfw
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>>100240841
No. Why.
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> I was so shocked by Asumin's betrayal, I wrecked havoc around my room just now. Damaged my door and wall.
> My right hand really hurts... The bones of my fist might be broken...
> It hurts so much my tears can't stop... I want to amputate my right hand...
> I wonder if I can ever use my right hand again... right now i'm typing furiously with my left hand though... My mind was a total blank when I was in rage mode just now, and when I came to my senses... I really wonder how it came to this...
> I think it'd be best if I could just die right now... My right hand really hurts... Help me...
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>>100240716
Calm down you little shit. You're not japanese. Westerners have always been and will always be okay with sluts.
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>>100240937
are those guys for real? or simply trolling?
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>>100240809
Praise Jesus.
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>>100240937
Can't wait for kanahana's marriage.
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>>100240716
>>100240802
Also, you probably just should stick to manga (preferably obscure enough that they won't ever get any drama CDs or anime) if somehow you can't deal with the fact that your favorite characters are actually voiced by 3DPD.

Or hope for a future where vocaloids voice all the characters.
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>>100240716
>you have to be so obsessed with 2d that you have to care about what a 3d does in his/her spare time

Whether a normalfag or not, at least i'm sane.
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>>100240694
why must people do this?

I am but a lowly being wishing that my favourite entertainer have a long healthy life with many good children
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>>100240937
Jesus fuck these people. I'm sad. I thought Asumi fans would be different.
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>>100240937
Ok, now you are making stuff up
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>>100235722
I'd rather discuss VA's with autists, not turbo autists.
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>>100240694
>>100240694
>>100240813


You morons, it's a shop
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>>100240937
I call bullshit
>I was in rage mode
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>>100240220
Because I can't trust other people that aren't me
Remember what happened to the TLR author?
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>>100236058
japs do age a lot slower though, asians in general really, I work with Chinese women well into there 50's and they'll still look late 20's to mid 30's.
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>>100241196
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>>100240813
>>100241070
It's shooped
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>>100241243
No I don't. What happened?
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>>100241196
photofunia, is it?
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>>100241259
So how many of them that you have taught about Descartes?
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>>100241307
>>>/google/
>>
copypasta

>独身声優
> currently single seiyuus

39歳 水橋かおり ゆかな 折笠富美子
> age 39 Mizuhashi Kaori, Yukana, Orikasa Fumiko
38歳 桑島法子
> age 38 Kuwashima Houko
37歳 川澄綾子 田村ゆかり 堀江由衣 豊口めぐみ 生天目仁美
> age 37 Kawasumi Ayako, Toyoguchi Megumi, Nabatame Hitomi
> age 17+20 Tamura Yukari, Horie Yui
36歳 松来未祐 広橋涼 今井麻美
> Matsuki Miyu, Hirohashi Ryou, Imai Asami
35歳 桑谷夏子 野川さくら
> age 35 Kuwatani Natsuko, Nogawa Sakura
34歳 釘宮理恵
> age 34 teh rei
33歳 能登麻美子 植田佳奈 水樹奈々 高橋美佳子
> age 33 Noto Mamiko, Ueda Kana, 7777, Takahashi Mikako
32歳 佐藤利奈 中原麻衣 福圓美里 野中藍 新谷良子 清水愛
> Sato Rina, Nakahara Mai, Fukuen Misato, Nonaka Ai, Shintani Ryouko, Shimizu Ai
31歳 小林ゆう 藤村歩
> age 31 Kobayashi Yuu, Fujimura Ayumi
30歳 加藤英美里
> age 30 Kato Emiri
28歳 井上麻里奈 沢城みゆき 日笠陽子 高垣彩陽
> age 28 Inoue Marina, Sawashiro Miyuki, Hiyocchi, Ayacchi
27歳 伊藤かな恵 小清水亜美 豊崎愛生 佐藤聡美
> age 27, Ito Kanae, Koshimizu Ami, Toyosaki Aki, Sato Satomi
26歳 平野綾 喜多村英梨 茅野愛衣 金元寿子 明坂聡美
> age 26 Hirano Aya, Kitamura Eri, Kayano Ai, Kanemoto Hisako, Akesaka Satomi
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>>100240852
It says "Do you want me to lick it?" you filthy gaijin pleb.
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>>100237409
>>100237751
>>100240694
>>100240937

Imagine if some VA dated a black guy.
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>>100241385
>Hirano Aya
Nice joke.
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>>100241144
post number 816 in the 2ch thread.

>>100241228
> 暴れてる時
I'm very liberal with my translations.
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>>100241427
happened before, same butt tears.
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>>100241427
And it was a cute little girl VA and not a kobayashi.
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>>100241307
>The common consesus in the TLR threads is that, Yabuki had to quit because he can't be a full time mangaka for a weekly series and taking care of his little girl (she's three) at the same time (now that he has full custody).

>Ataru was asking about how much TLR was Hasemi, Yabuki, and the editors... Well, according to the Manga Brain (a special section dedicated to interviews with a mangaka in WSJ), Yabuki usually discusses the story with Hasemi over the phone on Wednesdays, then spends half a day doing the preliminary draft on Fridays... Have another in-depth discussion with both the editor and Hasemi in the afternoon, and finish up the final product on Tuesday morning (Tuesday afternoon is his free time).

>There is this person called Nakamura Ine who is quite famous on the Nico Nico website (a large Japanese online community somewhat like Youtube), who turned out to be a minor (last year in high school) and also insinuated that he has something going on with a Kashiwagi Shiho.

>Now this Shiho was the wife of Yabuki Kentaro, the author of To-Love-Ru. She met Yabuki when he was looking for assistants, seduced him and ended up becoming his wife and gave birth to a daughter.

>But she hardly did any house work, neglected her daughter, and spent most of her days in front of a computer spending time in Nico Nico etc.
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>>100241385
Yukana is that old?
do you also have the male seiyuu list?
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>>100241385
>> age 26 Hirano Aya
I never realized she's so young.
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>>100240937
you forgot the part in which his dad beats the shit out of him before being a bitch
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>>100241481

>January 2009, when Yabuki was sick with flu and bedridden, she kidnapped her own daughter and disappeared, and it turned out that she left her daughter at her parents' place while she was doing this and that with Ine.

>February 2009, Yabuki 'begged' Shiho to return for the sake of their daughter, and Shiho did return to Tokyo, but few days later she dropped out once again with the girl, this time taking a notebook computer and Yabuki's credit cards. Yabuki later stopped the cards, but a large sum of money was already taken out.

>Yabuki looked for them everywhere, but to no avail. March 2009, Shiho demanded a divorce on the grounds of personality clash and a large chunk of Yabuki's assets, but when the evidence of her infidelity was discovered on her computer, she then changed her stance and demanded money in exchange for the custody right of the daughter.

>Realizing it would take over a year to settle things, Yabuki accepted her conditions and got the daughter back.

>Haruna Sairenji was based on Kashiwagi Shiho, and there is a reason why her role was reduced dramatically since volume 13, and Yui getting more prominent. And apparently Shiho has sued/demanded more money for the character of Haruna recently.
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Good for her.
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>>100241385
So many CCs.
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>>100241527

>A comment of Yabuki's while this was all happening:
>[While I was working hard on a manga that was focused on taking young girls' panties off, another man was taking my wife's panties off.]

>I forgot to mention that following the dispute over Haruna's character right, Yabuki feared his daughter getting hurt by all the debacle, so he accepted Shiho's demand yet again and ended the series prematurely.

>Nakamura Ine, the famous guy in the horse mask performing music on nico, has admitted on his blog that he had extramarital relations with Kashiwagi Shiho, the wife of ToLoveru artist Yabuki Kentarou. On his blog he apologizes deeply once more to Yabuki and also to all that have been affected by this.

>Kashiwagi Shiho had started getting in touch with the musicians on nico douga and got to know Nakamura Ine among others, and she had collaborations with them by helping them draw the art for the music they post up (under the handle name of Ume).
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>>100241516
I cant imagine the shame parents must go through when their sons do this.
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>>100241579

>Kashiwagi and Yabuki are apparently now currently divorced since early this year (the extramarital relations happened before the divorce) and Yabuki has the custodial rights to their 3 year old daughter.

>The entire issue was spotted and dug up through mixi and there was a very long battle as 2ch posters tried to find more evidence and confront Nakamura and Kashiwagi. There was a lot of unconfirmed info so I hadn’t posted about it till now.

>There is still a lot about what happened between them, so interested parties that understand Japanese can read the wiki.

>He had announced that he will be joining the Ouzoku Band but now he’ll leave them instead, and he’ll delete his mixi account, his blog, and all of his and Ume’s videos from nico douga.
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congratulations
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>>100241385
>age 17 Tamura Yukari, Horie Yui

I like you.
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>>100241470
When? To whom?
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>>100241385
>> age 34 teh rei
You misspelled Rie
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>>100241655
Your mom.
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I love Kana Asumi, but people saying her voice has a big range must be tone deaf. She's good at acting, but her voice sounds exactly the same in every single character she makes. Her Yuno voice might be the only notable exception.
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>>100241385
水橋かおり
my waifu strong
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>>100241655
boku no google
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But I kinda respect aya hirano now. What she did was bad for business but she still works hard. Even though her latest single sold like shit she still maintains a positive attitude and tries her best.
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>>100241683
no i didn't.
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>>100241579
>While I was working hard on a manga that was focused on taking young girls' panties off, another man was taking my wife's panties off
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Well all right, good for her.

Hope she can still go to Imas lives and be silly.
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>>100240937
What the fuck.
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>>100241737
But it says Kugimiya right there. Are you joking?
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So will that guy cheat on her?
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I see this is a thread of bitterness and hatred.
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>>100236058
make up and photoshop, just see 1999 and 2007-2012
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>>100237409
>>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
That so fucking perfect
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>>100241820
Im sure I was on 4chan and not on 2ch
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>>100241820
Nah, read the whole thing.
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>>100241799
It's impossible to cheat on such a wonderful and innocent girl
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>>100241820
Welcome to 4chan
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>>100241776
Filthy gaijin doesn't understand their excruciating pain of the Japanese. Give them a break, they got two nukes dropped on 'em and their favorite VA is now getting married. It's really hard to take it all in.
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>>100241689
There are slight variations though
Cute voice: Yunocchi, Arnval Mk II
Genki voice: Popura, Miya, Yukikaze, Osaka Imouto
Hyper Genki voice: Nyaruko
Bored voice: Blanc, Sasami
Normalfag voice: Chihiro
Angry voice: White heart
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>>100241787
yes of course

>>100240937
also, here's his wall.
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>>100241857
>a wonderful and innocent girl
That makes it even easier
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>>100241017
>kanahana
>marriage
I will fly to japan and murder the man after pleasuring kanahana in front of him for hours.
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>>100241908
Poor Wall-kun! ;_;
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>>100241908
What are their walls made up of exactly?
Styrofoam?
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>>100241908
Just like my chinese cartoons
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>>100237238
>if she has a kid, I'm going to live on thinking it was because of that time I shook her hand at the live meet
wwwwwwwwwwww
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>>100241961
You disgusting scum.
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>>100241971
Thousand times folded japanese sandpaper
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>>100241448
So? He's just making stuff up.
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>>100237632
good for her, i dont really care
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>>100241961
But that's a crime
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> age 39 Mizuhashi Kaori, Yukana, Orikasa Fumiko
>Orikasa Fumiko

i'd still marry her
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>>100241894
Not him, but now I really have to watch BS to see if that's true.

But people have claimed before that Komari sounds exactly like Yuno too so I'm not really convinced.
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>>100242073
But who would marry you?
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I love it whenever something like this happens. The japs' reactions are hilarious.
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>>100242130
You should think thrice before posting such hurtful comment
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>>100242130
good question, but you never know how desperate some people are
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Is Romi Park still single?
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>>100242130
this, i'd rather stay single
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>>100242090
Not at all. I'd put Komari's voice somewhere in the genki range bit with a hint of angry in it.
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>>100242257
Oh god you remind me of those cosplayer and conventions marriage
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>>100236709
You're pathetic, please kill yourself. Just because you don't get to have sex, doesn't mean other people shouldn't.
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>>100242090
The Komari voice goes back and forth between Chihiro and Popura.
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>>100237256
Why does this remind me of Yoshinoya?
What if Ume sensei makes a strip out of this using Yuno and Yoshinoya?
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>>100240220
I did it anon, It fucking sucks but I'd probably want to get married if I wasn't married. Shit sucks.
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>>100242274
Yes, Akira Ishida rejected her proposal.
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>>100242494
For real or are you pulling my leg?
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>>100242432
Ume has already commented before that she couldn't have asked for a better seiyuu to voice Yoshinoya. Yoshinoya is basically Matsuki herself.
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>>100242292
>>100242397
Fair enough, and that does make sense.
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>>100242532
That's what she said. No idea if she was jesting or not.
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>>100242542
That makes sense. You can really feel how into the character she gets.
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>>100240381
>left me with my child
>never get to see my daughter
wait what
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>>100242432
>What if Ume sensei makes a strip out of this using Yuno and Yoshinoya?
If she doesn't somebody else will. Actually, I'd be willing to bet somebody else already has.
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>>100242609
So is Ishida still single?
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>>100242439
>Shit sucks.
Not being married? Are you kidding? It's the best thing in the world. I guess some people just can't stand being alone. I for one love it.
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>>100242678
We'll never know.
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>>100242658
>She left me and she had my child with her while doing so
Sasuga anon's reading comprehension.
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>>100242756
That's probably what he actually meant, but that's not what was written.
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>>100242711
It sucks to be married, I got married way too young and even if she was the girl of my dreams I still see the If's of what could have happenned in my life.
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>>100242494
>>100242532
Apparently Sawashiro proposed to him and got rejected too. She's a big fan of his so it might be bullshit rumours.
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>>100242786
You can read it as
>left (me with my child)
or
>left (me) with my child
But it becomes obvious which it is if you just fucking read on.
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>marriage
Seriously hope you guys don't do this
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>>100237409
>>Semen is going to get stuck in Asumi's troat now... So when she's recording she's going to spill it all over everyone else, that's like terrorism
>that's like terrorism
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I like how /a/ is not buttmad about this. Just shows we're better than the Japanese otaku.
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>>100242812
What does it feels like to stick it in, anon?
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>>100233932
I'm jealous as HELL.

>there is someone alive that gets to marry Asumi Kana
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>>100240937
>I hit a paper door, i think my hand is broke! aaaawwww
pussies, i made dent in concrete wall with a fist. The door like that any normal person can punch right through
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>>100233932
May she be happy.
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>>100243078
>Getting obsessed over the VAs

That's for the sadcunt nips to do, we'll just argue about the girls they voice.
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>>100243227
>internet tough guy
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As long as she keeps voicing best goddess I don't care.

That being said I'm happy for her, I hope she's happy.
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I really don't care. The only VA I'd honestly consider murdering the man over is HanaKana.
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http://may.2chan.net/b/res/239243496.htm
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Is there anywhere a filthy gaijin like myself can send her a congratulations?
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>>100236210
>Asumi fans (the Japanese ones at least) are very civil and supportive of her.

How nice it must be to be able to believe such a blatant lie.
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>>100234389
She's a VA, she has to pretend to be completely distant from relationships or the otaku will panic and try to get her fired.
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>>100241385
I want to marry a Hirano, so that she can tease me in that Haruhi voice.
Or is Asuka's VA married ? Probably too old now.
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That must be bullshit.
I've arleady...
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>>100243383
A message on twitter or something. You can also mail her a bag with your hair and your sperm if you want something that will cause an impression.
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>>100243318
Well aren't they the perfect couple
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>>100243316
>Not killing the betrayer
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>>100239811
>Miyuki Sawashiro
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>>100243438
>Or is Asuka's VA married ?

Yuko Miyamura married with two children.
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>>100235595
Those are my headphones!
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>>100243562
I guess you know what you're fapping to tonight.
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>>100243316
That sounds ridiculous but if I think about it I'd probably ejaculate several dozens of times just from shaking HanaKana's hand. I didn't realize I was already this far gone.
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>>100240937
>Being that dramatic about punching walls and doors.
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>>100243457
Does she even have a Twitter?
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>>100243562
Nothing be proud of a common generic studio headphones
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Better be quick
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they are mad because she is marrying an unknown dude who probably is older (implying arriage for the fucking money), younger (implying she is a fetishist and not as pure as the characters she voices) or either a businessman (who wil go on multiple business trips so she can hang around with everybdy but her husband, which in trns makes her a slut),
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>>100243637
I was just feeling proud that I had the same taste as a qt asian
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>>100243667
>they are mad because she is marrying
Yeah I gathered as much.
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>>100243689
These are most likely not her headphones.
The studio provides the headphones for them. And the MDR-V6 just happens to be a very, very popular studio headphone
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>>100243603
I imagine if I ever heard her voice in real life I'd have some sort of ear gasm and jizz in my pants.

I wonder if she does many handshake fan meet things though, I go to Japan every few months.
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>>100243870
Anon you have to buy her singles or something to get handshake tickets
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How do you guys distinguish Japanese people from one another?
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>>100243938
Just like other people by their look
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>>100233932

Whoa, and the Jap fans aren't going batshit insane for this?

Really? Have they become sane?
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>>100243938
Clothes, you idiot.
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>>100243938
It's like asking an Asian how do they distinguish one white man to another white man.
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>>100243984
Yeah but they all look the fucking same
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>>100233932
Congratulations but please don't stop being a voice actress.
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>>100243986
What? Nips literally go apeshit over this kind of thing all the time. You really have no idea how hardcore some fans can be there.
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>>100244007
They don't
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>>100243986
Are you fucking retarded or did you not read the thread?
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>>100243938
By using your scoute, I mean google glasses of course
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>>100244007
Stop shitposting.
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>>100243938

Hair color, obviously.
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>>100243938
Depending on their wideness
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HanaKana > Teh Rie > Sugita > Kamiyan >>>>>>> *
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>>100244139
Stop anon people might take your serious
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In Japan, it's said Asumis is attaching a clove of garlic to her nose.
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>>100244119
>having eyecancer
You should check your doctor out before you are talking about how to distinguish a white sheet of paper to another one.
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>>100244139
Spot the non-virgin in this picture
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>>100244139
That horrible sameface
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>>100244241
Bottom middle, why is this even a question?
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>>100244202
What significance does that have?
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>>100244241
Only Hiro is not holding hands with anyone.
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>>100244241
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>>100244241
There's only one canon non-virgin.
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>>100244241
Only sexualizable Hidamari.
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Hey, Aoi Yuki isn't married.
Guess I finally have a goal in life.
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>>100241481
>>100241527
>>100241579
>>100241623
Poor guy.
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>>100244498
Protect her chastity?
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>>100244477
Sex with her would be so lewd.
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>>100243870
I will shake Sonico's hand.
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>>100244086
>>100244028

Didn't read the thread. I'll try now.
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>>100244547
Either that or record her voice for whatever little thing she does, since Saito is already married away. I'll tell Kobayashi Yuu about it and we'll go crazy.

God damn it, I want to be friends with seiyuus.
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>>100244326
>>100244358
>>100244380
>>100244386
>>100244477
>Everybody but Sae
Heh.
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>>100233932

I can't work out if I'm mad or jealous, probably a little of the former and much more of the later. That's one lucky guy.
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>>100244675
I meant anyone but Hiro has lost their hand holding virginity, so that includes Sae.
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I actually don't give a single fuck
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>>100244672
So how many kanji have you known so far?
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>>100245007
How many breads have you eaten so far?
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>>100244841
How can someone this young be so slutty?
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>>100245007
Not enough to form a single sentence!
But I'm not in a hurry, she's just 20. It will be fine, I just have to start today.
Thank you for finally giving me the motivation to start.
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>>100245099
Make sure to drop by the DJT so you can get all the info you need to get started!
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You faggots laugh about how we're so superior to the Japs now for not getting mad but rest assured if and when Hana Kana gets married there's going to be an equally large shitstorm here.
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>>100245275
>DJT
No

Only mean people and bullies reside there
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>>100245324
Kanahana is allowed to marry but I wont allow her to have sex.
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>>100245151
Yaya would not be real and so is your mastery of japonis language
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>>100245465
A bit too late for that mate.
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If you guys didnt already know the reason why VAs dont age is because weeaboo cum halts aging.
Why do you think everyone on /a/ has such soft youthful hands?
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>>100245422
That's not true, we're nice we're just like the rest of /a/ where if you ask a stupid as fuck question you're going to get hateful responses. We have plenty of new commers looking for help all the time that do what the guide is saying and they can comingle just find.

Just don't act like a fuckwit and you'll be fine.
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>>100245668
That's because we're failed pianists.
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>>100245494
I'll fite u m8.
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>>100235846
I wonder if people do that? I imagine she's not marrying an otaku but the guy has to have some familiarity with her career.
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>>100240522
As another anon said "I would rather be talking about this with autists rather than turbo autists".
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>>100241722
What would I need to google for that? "Seiyuu dates african man"? I doubt I'd find a headline like that
Give a name
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>>100245422
Read the guide and don't ask anything if you didn't try googling it first. Do that and you'll be fine. Also, memorize the following google template

XとYの違い (The difference between X and Y)

It will come in handy in the future.
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Not for losers
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>>100245668
I lift. My hands are hard, horny and covered in callouses.
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>>100245151
頑張れ!頑張らいないとダメだぞ
君には無理だからなwwww
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Has anyone confirmed she married a man? Inb4 forbidden love.
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>>100246037
If they don't have any interest in hearing their wives role play as their characters then they should just marry somebody else and leave the VA's free for those who do.
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>>100235863
Gay marriage is not allowed in Japan yet.
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>>100246511
See >>100243318
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>>100246239
what size are her breasts
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So what does 2ch think of our reaction or do they not care?
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>>100247022
They don't care, and they are busy having a seizure anyway.
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>>100236156
Ryoko Shiraishi got married and divorced if memory doesn't fail me
Rie Tanaka is married to motherfucking Spike
Suzumura and Sakamoto
Mamoru Miyano, and what a shitstorm it was
Shinichiro Miki
Megumi Hayashibara

Also some may be fucking/going out in secret and no one ever knows. Also some rumors say that Kamiya is a gigantic manslut who keeps hitting on every female seiyuu he works with.
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>>100236246
One thing are Asian genes, another is being an immortal vampire.
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>>100246784
Who is he?
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>>100247195
>he
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>>100247126
What about Minoru Shiraishi?
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>>100247126
Just like muh monogatari!
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>One of my Top 3 seiyuus gets married
>OP uses the picture I made
These are just way too many emotions for me to handle.
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>>100247568
>Rie Tanaka is married to motherfucking Spike
That's fucking awesome. Any other ones like this?
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>>100247568
The passage of time is the most frightening thing in existence.
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>>100247652
Was meant for >>100247126
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>>100237632
Lament my poorness

>>100241385
I want a Sawashiro
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That's great! I wish her the best,
Hopefully her Jap fans don't go apeshit over this.
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>>100248174
Too late for that
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>>100247926
>tfw you're older than the younger seiyus yet they've accomplished more
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You know I didn't really care about this at first but after reading all the 2ch and 2chan threads and shit I'm starting to develop some kind of feeling of envy and sadness and loneliness at the same time. I'm not sure what's happening.
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To put it in LN terms, it's sort of like a possible route just closed off forever, if that even makes sense. No matter how stupid it may sound, that's how it feels. You missed your chance, miss several more and you're headed straight for the bad end.
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Time is a frightening thing. Next thing you know, 5 years will have passed in a flash just like the last 5 did and I'll already be getting old. Then 5 more. Then 5 more. Then 20 more. Then I'll be dead. If I'm not dead already that is.
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I kind of feel like crying. But it's more of a dull feeling, not really enough to make you cry.
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>>100248307,3
The more time passes the faster it will seem too.
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>>100248307
>mfw born on the exact same day as HanaKana
>mfw she has accomplished far more in her life than I could ever hope for
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>>100248174
>Hopefully her Jap fans don't go apeshit over this.

Everyone's actually taking it pretty well, if you ignore the several thousand post 2chan thread and the several several thousand post 2ch threads full of people crying and talking about killing themselves and being incredibly mad and
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Hi I am Asumi Kana. Hi am from Japan.

Your site is cute. Many many cute photo. I am in your site for many many time, but I no understando all.

What you talk? What is the favorite discussion you say please?

Sorry for my question. Bye bye America.

Asumi Kana
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>>100233932
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>>100248416
Is sarcasm a concept Japan ever makes use of or...



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