Dark elf is for..
Tender caring love and lifelong companionship in wedlock?
self inserting into during orc rape
And the fetish list lenghtens...
obviously make love to
I want to embrace a poor dark elf girl and live with her till the grave ;_;
learning how to shoot a bow
Sending to school so she can get a proper education.
Pummeling innards with dick repeatedly.
How is this anime related?
You mean self-inserting as the orc raping her, right? Because otherwhise you'd be a faggot.
Or, a woman, though unlikely.
It's not rape if it's an elf.
Marrying and then having consensual sex in the missionary position while holding hands.
Reminder that dark elves were not based on niggers.
Making good assassins at night.
Leglock don't forget leglock.
Spoiler that shit mate, this is a Christian imageboard. You just can't go and post such perversions here!
We all agree that chocolate elves > vanilla elves yes?
>inb4 /pol/ maymays and crying about being persecuted by todays PC world
Why is Shoko best waifu?
Yes, but Drow are shit-tier still.
>Still relevant in 2014
It's like, you've never been to /int/
Drow are coal, not chocolate.
>being this deluded
/b/ = win factory
>Reminder that dark elves were not based on niggers.
Why do you even have to make this reminder?
Just don't respond. Report and ignore the race bait.
But it's pretty obvious that dark elves are just darkened white elves.
Someone say dark elves?
http://exhentai.org/g/405604/bf0681f0fb/ WARNING!!: NTR
Why are black women so ugly?
Which VVV would you fug?
I-it's not like I like you or anything, b-baka!
Sorry, I only fuck bakemonos.
>Every dark/brown elf thread
>Always the same recycled pics
Muramasa is just the best dark elf.
High elves are better.
>he isn't a faggot
That's a halfie
Pretty sure that OP is always the sameguy that starts /e/ related shit on /a/
She's also royalty, that must count for something.
MTG is a good source of western white elves.
Pretty sure this is the same guy that bitches and cries about everything and never contributes anything
Imocho is lewd.
I like both.
>never contributes anything
What's the point?
This is not even /a/ related.
Waiting for the BD: The anime
Is Muramasa going to appear in that Sonico anime?
Why are you replying to yourself?
Legend of The Blue Wolves
>sex in the missionary position
That is not how anatomy works
Viconia killed his rapist and his family with a sledgehammer
She only killed him and his son
Good thinking. Rape the maids.
Your point? She was tsuntsun a fuck towards protagonist because he was the only human to show her consideration.
for teaching you Weapon Masteries
White elves > Dark elves
How can you be racist towards elves?
>showing consideration to the biggest bitch and slut of the underdark
>you will never teach a class of fantasy creatures
>dat tsundere high elf
>dat tomboyish orcess
>dat yandere wood elf
>dat genki dark elf
>dat pure dwarfess
I like both equally.
Unless the dark elf does not have have brightly colored hair, in which case it would be inferior.
You just ruined my no-fap year
Oh well 14 days is not that bad
> no-fap year
Who are you trying to fool?
Shut your mouth dwarf, no one likes midgets with anger management issues
Why are you doing this to yourself?
Is that just some random pixiv elf or there is more?
That extreme burnt looking saturation makes me think something went wrong with the color coordination.
More of Muramasa? Why yes. Yes there is.
>no one likes midgets with anger management issues
Take a trip to >>/tg/
That's not 10 times.
>Not tender loving elves
>not getting tenderly loved by elves
>you'll never get raped by an elf
Sometimes I question why I continue to live.
I do not like that greyish blueish skin of D&D type Drow.
NEVER RAPE AN ELF
...they just might like it
Speaking of brown things: when is Rebis' C85 doujin getting scanned?
When? When it does, who knows. May be later today, could be in a few months.
Oh yeah! Added to the Pirotess collection.
What if Elf was the aggressor the whole time?
Orcs neva did nufink wronk, not neva!
rape order - haughty high elf bitch > loving housewife dark elf
Itt: Op samefags his own thread
The first orc that I don't want to kill.
Can't even take a walk in the forest without stepping across lewd elves these days.
You should too, /tg/ doesn't hate elves, and get hard over dwarves
Apparently they make excellent maids.... who knew? What is it, their natural abilities for ninjitsu makes them great at spotting ninjas trying to kill their master?
Where is the female Orcs raping male elves hentai? Male elves need rape too you know.
/d/ and/or /tg/. Pls go there.
Wow, this brings back memory. I remember having certain dislike towards her and every time she starts a conversation I always like 'what is it this time you damn woman?'
Ended up sleeping with her anyway.
Looks like somebody is desperate for replies.
/tg/ here, we're tired of seeing /a/ rejects starting "why does /tg/ hate elves?" threads
Then report their threads and send them to /d/. Don't just make threads on /a/.
Why DOES /tg/ hate elves?
How can you hate this face? You gay or something?
the same reason /a/ hates entry level faggots that worship cowboy bebop and FLCL
Ive been watching anime since the 80s and been on /a/ since 4chan came back and have seen over 500 anime. I can say that Cowboy bebop and FLCL are great anime.
Ive also been playing board games and card games since you were in diapers. Yet, I love elves. Tenderly.
So the only logical answer is, you gay.
So just hipster faggotry then.
You missed the point masterfully.
enrich our culture with the knowledge about their people
But you sure didnt.
Basically, the image of the elf as almost a human, but better than humans at everything, and holier than thou. It's an entire race of mary sues in a lot of fictional works, and, coupled with the tendency of people to make their SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE PnPRPG characters elves, particularly dark elves, is what makes a lot of /tg/ goers hate elves.
There's also the defilement fetish that's pretty prevalent in 4chan. The more pure something is, etc.
/tg/ Doesn't hate elves, it hates generic elf players.
There's always That Guy, who minmaxes a special snowflake elf character that is simply better than everyone, because he's a high elf, or some stupid bitch makes a fapfuel elf for her to self insert into. They often have a stupidly long and contrived backstory as to how they were kings or nobles or the fucking masters of the arcane arts.
Get the fuck out, Dragonborn is the better race anyway.
elf sweat, like sweet sweet tears
I bet dwarfs are behind this
I've been watching anime for 6 years tops(hell, I wasn't even born in 80's), and already watched twice as much. Step up, sempai.
And I love bebop, FLCL and elves. That's kind of universal thing. You can't hate those.
So you are mad because that guy loves his character enough to get the most of of his character while the best you came up with is, Mah guy eats his kids!
Better what out, you may prick someone with all that point.
> Dragonborn is the better race anyway.
You have watched more than "over 500"? So whats that, infinity +1?
Oh wow, you really sound like one of those speshul kids that thinks their PC is the MC.
Oh, I glanced over "over". Anyway, "over 500" probably means 505-520, which doesn't change much.
Official Race tier list:
Could go either way tier:
Sub-variants of the above.
Speshul Snoflake tier:
Anything with a level adjustment
Rocks fall, party dies tier:
Sad being that jealous of another nerd.
Why would I be jealous of someone with an autistic obsession over their character?
Do you even play P&P?
Or more likely they stopped counting at 500.
Because you are obsessing over it. I dont hate any race that someone plays or that they put effort in to their characters.
Not him, but there's a difference between putting effort into your character, and going full autism about it. I can get behind a well developed character, but what he's complaining about is the six page fan-fiction tier backstory that tries to force the character into the MC role and 90% of the time is deep in the player's magical realm.
>You will never have a harem full of elves with no human rights whos only purpose is to be a womb.
You obviously either don't play, or have never had the misfortune to play with those people.
Either way you just won't understand it until you do, so this argument is pointless.
You haven't even read Tolkien.
So, stop enjoying things? You sure you are not from /v/?
>Projecting this hard
Come on man, step it up.
Around elves, watch yourselves.
2/10, made me reply.
Enjoying things is fine.
Enjoying yourself and inhibiting everyone else's enjoyment by crowbaring your backstory as hard as you can in an effort to hijack the storytelling role from the DM is not okay.
That is a uplifting picture, I think it falls under "motivational".
That's your problem
It's like discussing anime with a group, and in the group is a faggot who keeps trying to say how naruto is the greatest anime ever.
I bet you think YOU are the fucking chosen one m8, GB2ur glittering towers of pure diamond magic to your harem of beautiful girls who all want your dick while you practice the most complex spells known to man. The party is a democracy, not your court.
If your DM lets his game get hijacked, he is a failure of a DM and should be replaced.
An entertaining mistress.
sauce: Elf Hime Nina ep. 3
2006 called, they've got some sweet Chuck Norris jokes they want to tell you.
Now you're not even trying to form an argument, you're not even reading the entire post.
I said 'trying', not implying success.
Maybe you should just stop.
>Thinks I cast pussy magic spells.
The end point of your post is your DM getting hijacked. Perhaps you should first learn to organize your thoughts first if you had some other valid point you were making.
>Not the best all rounder class
>Even worse, cant even fight his own fight.
Wow. No backbone what so ever.
Anyways kids. Im going to bed. I work at night.
>it's not my fault I can't read english, you should dumb down your writing so I can understand it!
>elf player am annoying other player by care too much for character story
>he no focus on forward and only on backward
>no enjoy the game and only enjoy worldbuilding
>he leave angry his character get raped by DM
>other player leave angry too
>no one win
Yeah, you really do need to learn to write. Looks like this was written by a 4th grader. You must be the DM.
There is a significant difference between how Tolkien intended his elven race to be, and what the average person considers Tolkien elves to be.
You really do play an elf, don't you?
You're such a faggot.
>You will never suck on a futanari dark elf's 3 foot long chocolate rod
Why do I even bother continuing living?
Whenever I see an elf I just feel this primal urge to rape and conquer it.
that's normal, don't worry
we'll have VR soon
don't lose hope anon!
Just look at one of the first elves, Feanor. He's the equivalent of a nigger.
That's a ghostfucker, right there.