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Can we have a Hayate and Harem thread?
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If Hayate had a penis, half of Midchilda would be pregnant by now.
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>>10021772
probably even more
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>>10021772
fuck yeah
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If Hayate were a car, she'd be illegal in every country. But she'd still pull chicks from fifteen miles away.
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>>10021847
fukken fapped
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>>10021867
I liked it better when the mom of the family was a 9 year old loli
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honestly why is she such a slut?
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>>10021888
being paralyzed waist down for a long time then it going away gives you a lot of urges
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>>10021867
vita: oh ho why not whore ourselves
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Signum is the best and hottest character in Nanoha
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>>10021867
q-tip goes to unison device, BUT COCK GOES WHERE?
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>>10021847
fuck yeah rein
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>>10021952
on hayate
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>>10021952
UNISON DEVICE GOES WHERE?
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>>10021974
inside vagina
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>>10021974
YES
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>>10021772
I'm suprised Nanoha and Fate aren't already
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even Hayate is apart of Hayate's harem
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>>10022095
RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITY LOLI HAYATE!
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>>10022119
It's already been taken
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>>10022141
Oh Hayate, you and your extremist fetishes.
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Hayate disbanded Section Six so she could work on a secret project. It involves nanomachines.
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I thought a unison device was a double ended dildo/strapon....

...although I wonder if I'd really want to see THAT transformation sequence by Rein.
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>>10022184
Oh fuck you anon.

>>10022171
DO WANT "Reinforce, dildo mode!"
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>>10022171
I know I would
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>>10022119
Loli Hayate doesn't run anywhere, in fact she'll fall down once healthy Hayate lets go of her.
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All this talk about dickgirl Hayate leaves me very alert at attention
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>>10022222
Those tight ground force skirts keep Hayate at attention all day long.
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>>10022234
raging erection all day long?
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>>10022254
poor hayate
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>>10022184
I guess she's the perfect target for kidnapper at first glance.
"Opportunity, the loli can't run."
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>>10022254
Why do you think she hides behind a desk all day? Those skirts are bad for hiding a hardon. Especially one that big.
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>>10021952
Cybernetic attachment
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Of course, she always keeps Rein around in the office to relieve her daily backlog. Of paperwork.

Yes. Paperwork.
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>>10022297
so true
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>>10022198
There's at least one doujin with loli Nanoha using Raging Hard-on -- I mean, Heart -- in Strap-on mode
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>>10022222
I think there was some talk about someone writing a hayate dickgirl thing a few days ago. I'm most looking forward too it.
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Ah, Hayate-chan. Easy access clothes all the way. Well, I guess when you're a loli with the mind of an incredibly horny middle-aged man, you never know when you'll need a change of underwear. And skirt. And blouse.

And shoes.
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So there's a loli hayate doujin but now we need a healthy hayate one
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>>10022397
..shoes?
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>>10022375
I'm working on the futaNanoha/futaHayate-on-MILFate in a hotel room thingy.
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Reinforce masturbating hayate, I can post it in /d/ if you want
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>>10022426
how is it going?
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>>10022443
do want!
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>>10022416
Hayategasm tends to be copious to an extreme. We're talking several pints.
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>>10022448
Slowly. I haven't started yet.

DISTRACTION HAYATE!
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>>>/d/817600
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>>10022443
I swear that thing on the south velka circle is looking like a patch...
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When she was paralyzed she had no control from the wast down, now its just an excuse to play doctor with Shamal.
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>>10022528
bandaid
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>>10022469
Hayate-cock tends to just spew and spew for about a minute or so. It fills up her panties and runs down her legs inside her tights until her socks are soaked through and her feet make squishy noises in her shoes. And depending on whether it's pointing up or sticking out, massive splatter all over the desk or crotch to clavicle coated through her blouse.
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>>10022551
oh lawd it sounds like nanoha,fate, and reinforce are going to have fun
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>>10021713
>Hayate and Harem

That made me lol, since that's precisely how I named my folder for Hayate.
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>>10022509
fuck yes
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>>10022606
POST IN /e/ NAO PLZ

>>10022599
Well Hayate's dick started out as an experiment and she just never got rid of it. It's a toy. All that semen does nothing except taste nice and make an epic mess of any unsuspecting hot office clerk. Nanoha's is fully functional, however.

Fate said she wanted to try motherhood.
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>>10022653
You're doing it wrong.
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>>10022653
I'll post it
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>>>/d/817608
this coffee. I want to drink this delicious cup of coffee
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>>10022606
need less censoring
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>>>/e/530524
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>>10022688
That's a bait-and-switch. The whitener is non-dairy.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>>10022653
D: Hayate doesn't have a real one? I'm sure she has a spell that can give her a real cock like Nanoha has
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>>10022749
They're both "real". They're both magically constructed and all, made of actual flesh and blood. Just that Hayate's semen can't knock you up since she doesn't have all the complicated bits.

It IS flavour-enhanced however. And self-replicating. Stick a teaspoon of the stuff in a jar of sugar overnight and you'll have a Hayate smoothie.
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hayate's had a busy day at the office if you know what i mean
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Hayate says: "MALES NOT REQUIRED!"
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>>10022816
no biggie then
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Fate folder: 676 files
Nanoha folder: 492 files
Hayate folder: 215 files

halp me guise!
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>>10022825
You mean a busy day pimping Vita out to random officials and leaving Rein in sexually exploitative situations in public?
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Hayate-chan likes to fuck.
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>>10022839
it's okay, we'll disguise ourselves as guardian beasts
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>>10022872
You forgot Shamal
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>>10022551
>>10022653
>>10022816
god damn you come up with the best ideas
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>>10022874
Hayate-chan will fuck anything in a skirt. If it walks into her office unannounced, it's fair game. Ranks and regulations are no obstacle.
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>>10022880
Enjoy TAKING THE KNOT.
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>>10022914
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Rein makes a good cumbucket. Unison devices really know how to put that stuff away.
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>>10022929
what knot?
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>>10022950
where does it all go?
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>>10022951
What do you think Blue Arf is for?

Protip: it's about as big as your head.
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>>10022951
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>>10022969
zafira raep hayate?
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>>10022966
She's a Unison device. She can just convert it into energy like Ryo-ohki. Reinforce could probably eat her way through an entire marshmallow factory and fart the equivalent electrical output of several nuclear power plants.

Maybe that wasn't the best metaphore to use.
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>>10023001
Nope. Zafira raep YOU.
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>>10023004
drink semen = more energy to fuck amirite?
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>>10023029
Hayate not good at cooking. She can ice cakes like a professional, though.

If you know what I mean. Wink wink.
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posting blue balls copypasta
I suggest you don't read if you want to fap to it
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SWEATY TITS!
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>>10023050
would have to be a huge cake if she didn't mess up on icing the cake
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>>10023077
I'd eat her cake if you know what I mean
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>>10023077
The advantage of having a dick that's magic is that you can manipulate the flow.

That said, she always has to...ahem...discharge the excess.
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Wiimote time again
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>>10023107
onto unsuspecting women near her?
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Hayate wears tights. Not white tights. Well I just don't know what to make of this. Does that mean Hayate likes ass-raping people? Or that she just enjoys the way a bucketload of creamy white Hayate-spunk looks when it soaks through?
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>>10023153
Mostly into Reinforce.
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>>10022969
"CHANCE, the loli is sleeping. oh look at the time..."
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>>10023151
she enjoys it going down her thighs slowly I bet
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>>10023172
DANGER SENSE TINGLING
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>>10021713
I just had to. lol
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>>10023180
>slowly

Ahahah. I see what you did there. "Slowly" indeed.
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>>10021713
I know the OP's pic is based on this, but still.. just had to do it. lol
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When you see it...you'll probably masturbate furiously.
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>>10023212
not the poster but I don't get what you guys meant
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>>10023233
Implying that Hayate *doesn't* cum gallons.
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Is Hayate hotter as a brunette or platinum?
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>>10023233
for the love of unison devises. post the full pic here >>>/e/530524 please
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>>10023225
is it strange that I noticed it the second I saw?
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>>10023281
brunette
>>10023296
don't have it the full version but I'll go look for it
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>>10023297
ONE OF US
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>>10023281
the platinum gives her a better loli look
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>>10023233
that's the full version I just look through 700 or so images
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>>10023430
copypasta is involving healthy hayate

also lol msql failure
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Next thread: Signum, Shamal, Vita or Fate?
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>>10023462
fate
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>>10023462
feito
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shamal
;_;
there's like none of her
then fate after
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>>10023516
I'll go for some shamal and fate then
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shamal is mai waifu in a labcoat.
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>>10023055

OH GOD DAMMIT.
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>>10023540
yay!
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>>10023555
there was a continuation but it ended in a bad end
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Shall I repost the Reinforce dunked in sperm instead to make up for the blue balls?
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Only eight Hayates to go.
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>>10023607
please do, I can't even access mine anymore because it is so big.
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>>10023625
Your penis?
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How long can Hayate last before she has to cum the milky way?
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>>10023642
reinforce copypasta
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mai waifu
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>>10023647
lol Milky Way. Now we know how they make those.

Trying to figure out how to upload the Rein pasta, since even the lowres shitty jpeg artefact-ridden screenshot I have of it is HUEG
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If she shows up in Touhou:

WARNING!! A HUMAN BREAST MOLESTER 'HAYATE' IS APPROACHING FAST

play as the flat Reimu for lulz.
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holy fuck it's 1267 x 13,920
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>>10023702
>>WARNING!!<<
>>LARGE MASS DETECTED AHEAD<<
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STARLIGHT MILKER
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NEW THREAD TIME!
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>>10023812
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>>10023869
thanks



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