Can we have a Hayate and Harem thread?
If Hayate had a penis, half of Midchilda would be pregnant by now.
probably even more
If Hayate were a car, she'd be illegal in every country. But she'd still pull chicks from fifteen miles away.
I liked it better when the mom of the family was a 9 year old loli
honestly why is she such a slut?
being paralyzed waist down for a long time then it going away gives you a lot of urges
vita: oh ho why not whore ourselves
Signum is the best and hottest character in Nanoha
q-tip goes to unison device, BUT COCK GOES WHERE?
fuck yeah rein
UNISON DEVICE GOES WHERE?
I'm suprised Nanoha and Fate aren't already
even Hayate is apart of Hayate's harem
RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITY LOLI HAYATE!
It's already been taken
Oh Hayate, you and your extremist fetishes.
Hayate disbanded Section Six so she could work on a secret project. It involves nanomachines.
I thought a unison device was a double ended dildo/strapon....
...although I wonder if I'd really want to see THAT transformation sequence by Rein.
Oh fuck you anon.
DO WANT "Reinforce, dildo mode!"
I know I would
Loli Hayate doesn't run anywhere, in fact she'll fall down once healthy Hayate lets go of her.
All this talk about dickgirl Hayate leaves me very alert at attention
Those tight ground force skirts keep Hayate at attention all day long.
raging erection all day long?
I guess she's the perfect target for kidnapper at first glance.
"Opportunity, the loli can't run."
Why do you think she hides behind a desk all day? Those skirts are bad for hiding a hardon. Especially one that big.
Of course, she always keeps Rein around in the office to relieve her daily backlog. Of paperwork.
There's at least one doujin with loli Nanoha using Raging Hard-on -- I mean, Heart -- in Strap-on mode
I think there was some talk about someone writing a hayate dickgirl thing a few days ago. I'm most looking forward too it.
Ah, Hayate-chan. Easy access clothes all the way. Well, I guess when you're a loli with the mind of an incredibly horny middle-aged man, you never know when you'll need a change of underwear. And skirt. And blouse.
So there's a loli hayate doujin but now we need a healthy hayate one
I'm working on the futaNanoha/futaHayate-on-MILFate in a hotel room thingy.
Reinforce masturbating hayate, I can post it in /d/ if you want
how is it going?
Hayategasm tends to be copious to an extreme. We're talking several pints.
Slowly. I haven't started yet.
I swear that thing on the south velka circle is looking like a patch...
When she was paralyzed she had no control from the wast down, now its just an excuse to play doctor with Shamal.
Hayate-cock tends to just spew and spew for about a minute or so. It fills up her panties and runs down her legs inside her tights until her socks are soaked through and her feet make squishy noises in her shoes. And depending on whether it's pointing up or sticking out, massive splatter all over the desk or crotch to clavicle coated through her blouse.
oh lawd it sounds like nanoha,fate, and reinforce are going to have fun
>Hayate and Harem
That made me lol, since that's precisely how I named my folder for Hayate.
POST IN /e/ NAO PLZ
Well Hayate's dick started out as an experiment and she just never got rid of it. It's a toy. All that semen does nothing except taste nice and make an epic mess of any unsuspecting hot office clerk. Nanoha's is fully functional, however.
Fate said she wanted to try motherhood.
You're doing it wrong.
I'll post it
this coffee. I want to drink this delicious cup of coffee
need less censoring
That's a bait-and-switch. The whitener is non-dairy.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
D: Hayate doesn't have a real one? I'm sure she has a spell that can give her a real cock like Nanoha has
They're both "real". They're both magically constructed and all, made of actual flesh and blood. Just that Hayate's semen can't knock you up since she doesn't have all the complicated bits.
It IS flavour-enhanced however. And self-replicating. Stick a teaspoon of the stuff in a jar of sugar overnight and you'll have a Hayate smoothie.
hayate's had a busy day at the office if you know what i mean
Hayate says: "MALES NOT REQUIRED!"
no biggie then
Fate folder: 676 files
Nanoha folder: 492 files
Hayate folder: 215 files
halp me guise!
You mean a busy day pimping Vita out to random officials and leaving Rein in sexually exploitative situations in public?
Hayate-chan likes to fuck.
it's okay, we'll disguise ourselves as guardian beasts
You forgot Shamal
god damn you come up with the best ideas
Hayate-chan will fuck anything in a skirt. If it walks into her office unannounced, it's fair game. Ranks and regulations are no obstacle.
Enjoy TAKING THE KNOT.
Rein makes a good cumbucket. Unison devices really know how to put that stuff away.
where does it all go?
What do you think Blue Arf is for?
Protip: it's about as big as your head.
zafira raep hayate?
She's a Unison device. She can just convert it into energy like Ryo-ohki. Reinforce could probably eat her way through an entire marshmallow factory and fart the equivalent electrical output of several nuclear power plants.
Maybe that wasn't the best metaphore to use.
Nope. Zafira raep YOU.
drink semen = more energy to fuck amirite?
Hayate not good at cooking. She can ice cakes like a professional, though.
If you know what I mean. Wink wink.
posting blue balls copypasta
I suggest you don't read if you want to fap to it
would have to be a huge cake if she didn't mess up on icing the cake
I'd eat her cake if you know what I mean
The advantage of having a dick that's magic is that you can manipulate the flow.
That said, she always has to...ahem...discharge the excess.
Wiimote time again
onto unsuspecting women near her?
Hayate wears tights. Not white tights. Well I just don't know what to make of this. Does that mean Hayate likes ass-raping people? Or that she just enjoys the way a bucketload of creamy white Hayate-spunk looks when it soaks through?
Mostly into Reinforce.
"CHANCE, the loli is sleeping. oh look at the time..."
she enjoys it going down her thighs slowly I bet
DANGER SENSE TINGLING
I just had to. lol
Ahahah. I see what you did there. "Slowly" indeed.
I know the OP's pic is based on this, but still.. just had to do it. lol
When you see it...you'll probably masturbate furiously.
not the poster but I don't get what you guys meant
Implying that Hayate *doesn't* cum gallons.
Is Hayate hotter as a brunette or platinum?
for the love of unison devises. post the full pic here >>>/e/530524 please
is it strange that I noticed it the second I saw?
don't have it the full version but I'll go look for it
ONE OF US
the platinum gives her a better loli look
that's the full version I just look through 700 or so images
copypasta is involving healthy hayate
also lol msql failure
Next thread: Signum, Shamal, Vita or Fate?
there's like none of her
then fate after
I'll go for some shamal and fate then
shamal is mai waifu in a labcoat.
OH GOD DAMMIT.
there was a continuation but it ended in a bad end
Shall I repost the Reinforce dunked in sperm instead to make up for the blue balls?
Only eight Hayates to go.
please do, I can't even access mine anymore because it is so big.
How long can Hayate last before she has to cum the milky way?
lol Milky Way. Now we know how they make those.
Trying to figure out how to upload the Rein pasta, since even the lowres shitty jpeg artefact-ridden screenshot I have of it is HUEG
If she shows up in Touhou:
WARNING!! A HUMAN BREAST MOLESTER 'HAYATE' IS APPROACHING FAST
play as the flat Reimu for lulz.
holy fuck it's 1267 x 13,920
>>LARGE MASS DETECTED AHEAD<<
NEW THREAD TIME!