>ITT : Creative ways to use the Dragon Balls
Relieving constipation by killing yourself (your bowels evacuate on death), then have someone use the Dragon Balls to revive you.
I'd wish to live in an alternate universe where my waifu and I are happy.
Why wouldn't you just wish for the perfect colon?
Wish for an 8th dragon ball
I wish to turn all dragon balls into dragon dildos.
I would wish that an additional seventy fake Dragon balls were scattered at the same time as the real ones, these fake balls would be identical in every way to the real ones including showing up on the dragon radar. That way it would become almost impossible for anyone to ever collect the dragon balls ever again because they would end up with at least one fake one.
Couldn't you just collect all 14?
Double the work yes, but not necessarily "near impossible"
I wish I had the power to make/destroy an unbreakable and unmovable orb at will.
>Wish is granted
>Dragon balls about to separate again
>Orb around the balls
I'd wish for the dragon balls to not have a one year cool down.
>70 not 7
I'd wish the eternal dragon removes himself from existence.
No more wishes. Ever.
Why didn't they use the Namek dragon balls to revive Goku after he died when Cell exploded?
What happens if I wish for Goku to be immortal?
I would wish for the dragon balls to all fly to my house every time a wish is made instead of scattering around the world.
They tried with the Earth DBs, but then Goku himself said to them that he was fine being in the afterlife
Ok, so, 10 times the work, still not impossible.
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Goku said he didn't want to be brought back because he thought Earth will be safer without him, as everyone who has attacked the Earth in the past were after Goku (such as the Saiyans, Frieza, Dr. Gero and his androids) and he thought his son would protect Earth in his stead.
I'd wish for each dragon ball to be replaced by a talking Yamcha head.
By the time you got them all, at least two of them will have died.
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But then Gohan turned into a massive faggot.
You're still a massive faggot, even if you pull an inb4.
Also nobody gives a fuck about your captcha, good job on your completely worthless post.
Starbound, aww yeah.
The better son
But nobody knew that at the time. Back then he was the most badass 10 year old on the planet.
I'd tip my fedora, if I had one.
>being this much of a beard to only use one site
You should probably use the draogn balls and wish for a higher resolution
I wish that this wish couldn't be granted
I'd wish to become a magical girl.
Still have to wait a year between wishes, but yeah, bitchin.
Well whatever you want to call him, he was the most powerful Z-Fighter at the time, he managed to beat Cell when even Goku himself failed to do so.
Your autism is in orbit.
>Implying /a/ isn't 100% autistic
I'd wish to be in a good anime instead.
I've never been constipated before. Whats it feel like>
I wish it were.
Imagine trying to take a shit but it gets stuck halfway.