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>ITT : Creative ways to use the Dragon Balls

Relieving constipation by killing yourself (your bowels evacuate on death), then have someone use the Dragon Balls to revive you.
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I'd wish to live in an alternate universe where my waifu and I are happy.
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>>100212492

Why wouldn't you just wish for the perfect colon?
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Wish for an 8th dragon ball
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I wish to turn all dragon balls into dragon dildos.
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>>100212492
I would wish that an additional seventy fake Dragon balls were scattered at the same time as the real ones, these fake balls would be identical in every way to the real ones including showing up on the dragon radar. That way it would become almost impossible for anyone to ever collect the dragon balls ever again because they would end up with at least one fake one.
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>>100213415
Couldn't you just collect all 14?
Double the work yes, but not necessarily "near impossible"
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>>100212492
I wish I had the power to make/destroy an unbreakable and unmovable orb at will.
>Wish is granted
>Dragon balls about to separate again
>NOT TODAY!
>Orb around the balls
>Infinite wishes
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I'd wish for the dragon balls to not have a one year cool down.
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>>100213546
>70 not 7
reread homo
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I'd wish the eternal dragon removes himself from existence.

No more wishes. Ever.
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Why didn't they use the Namek dragon balls to revive Goku after he died when Cell exploded?
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What happens if I wish for Goku to be immortal?
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>>100212492
I would wish for the dragon balls to all fly to my house every time a wish is made instead of scattering around the world.
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>>100213630
They tried with the Earth DBs, but then Goku himself said to them that he was fine being in the afterlife
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>>100213613
Ok, so, 10 times the work, still not impossible.
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inb4 bookmark greentext
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>>100213630
Goku said he didn't want to be brought back because he thought Earth will be safer without him, as everyone who has attacked the Earth in the past were after Goku (such as the Saiyans, Frieza, Dr. Gero and his androids) and he thought his son would protect Earth in his stead.
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I'd wish for each dragon ball to be replaced by a talking Yamcha head.

By the time you got them all, at least two of them will have died.
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>>100213814
>reddit: the front pag...
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>>100213839
But then Gohan turned into a massive faggot.
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>>100213814
You're still a massive faggot, even if you pull an inb4.
Also nobody gives a fuck about your captcha, good job on your completely worthless post.
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>>100213814
Starbound, aww yeah.
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>>100213913
>cat picture
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>>100213960
The better son
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>>100213814
>vanilla 4chan
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>>100213960
But nobody knew that at the time. Back then he was the most badass 10 year old on the planet.
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>>100213814
>Nu Jazz
I'd tip my fedora, if I had one.
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>>100213913
>being this much of a beard to only use one site
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>>100213814
You should probably use the draogn balls and wish for a higher resolution
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>>100214106
>badass
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sHBIre1iyj
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I wish that this wish couldn't be granted
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I'd wish to become a magical girl.
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>>100213556

Still have to wait a year between wishes, but yeah, bitchin.
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>>100214245
Well whatever you want to call him, he was the most powerful Z-Fighter at the time, he managed to beat Cell when even Goku himself failed to do so.
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>>100214526
Your autism is in orbit.
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>>100214641
>Implying /a/ isn't 100% autistic
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I'd wish to be in a good anime instead.
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I've never been constipated before. Whats it feel like>
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>>100214833
I wish it were.
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>>100214918
Imagine trying to take a shit but it gets stuck halfway.

>>100215047
It is.



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