It's a sad day when you find out your waifu's back-shit crazy.
Or is it?
It's a doggy dog world out there man, people like OP are a diamond dozen.
I believe the term you're looking for is dog-eat-dog, my spelling of words not withstanding
If she's yandere crazy, usually it's time to put as much distance as you can.
>your waifu's back-shit crazy
but she poops from there
Actually, that's about when it's best to get closer. Running away usually involves knives and death in my experience
Wait, how are you posting if you're dead?