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Is Ciel the baddest motherfucker who ever did live?
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First of all, she doesn't die: even if you kill her.
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As you can probably tell from the OP pic, Ciel works for the church. But Ciel isn't some little boy molesting, senile old man. Do you know how Ciel spreads the good news? With a pile bunker that would normally take seven healthy men to lift.

That's right: she preaches with a steel column inserted hydraulically into the chests of heretics. How does she do this? Because she's Ciel.
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This all pretty impressive but I know what you're thinking: Immortality? Implausible strength? Sounds pretty trite.

Well not only is Ciel constantly punishing heretic scum and laughing in the face of death, she's also your cute senpai, working for your good when you're not looking and always there to offer you emotional support in times of crisis.
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In case you're thinking "Well this is all cool, but I'm sure a magus would easily destroy her one way or another", let me tell you something about Ciel: she is one of the most powerful magicians in the world. Why doesn't she use magic instead of a conceptual weapon or impossible to hold "swords" then? Because using magic would be too damn easy.
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Do you know what else Ciel can do? Stand on top of light posts. How many people do you know that can do that while also working for the church and being a cute senpai? I'm guessing approximately one: Ciel.
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Two Words:

Curry Butt.
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Now we all make a lot of noise about how cool it is to not care: to be impressively indifferent to events which would make weaker men wet themselves. But have you ever wondered what it's like to TRULY give not a single fuck?

There's only one woman who knows, and her name is Ciel.
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So she works in a secret church organization as a killer of things too horrible to reason with or contain and coaches young, unwitting students as they awaken to their supernatural bloodlust. Do you know what Ciel does in her free time? She drinks tea. And that's fucking classy.
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All this to say: Ciel achieves the accomplishments of one hundred ordinary men on her way to work after breakfast. Every. single. day. The defense rests.
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I like her new hair, no offense.
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>>100209954
>implying Ciel can be offended
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>>100209286
>magicians
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>>100210250
>trying to kill Ciel with guns
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>>100210351
Would an origin bullet work on Ciel?
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>>100210351
>>100210250
Actually, point of interest: What would happen if Ciel was shot by an origin bullet?
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>>100210467
Is she defending with magic? Origin bullets don't do shit unless the person's magic circuits are activated.
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>>100210467
>>100210457
Well her immortality stems from Roa's magic, so I don't think the destruction of her circuits would kill her.
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>>100208763
McRemitz'ed
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>>100210711
what is going on in this picture
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>>100210893
Bazett is punching Ciel in the face.
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>>100211087
That's quite unfortunate.
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>>100210711
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>>100211379
I don't approve of the direction this thread is going in.
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>>100210467
It would fuck her beyond all recognition.

And then time would reverse every single injury, putting her back at 100% health.

And then she would skullfuck Kiritsugu. With Maiya's skull.
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>>100211424
Op is the one that posted a picture from The Law of Contradiction sound novel in the first place
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>>100211543
To be fair, she can physically keep up with vampires and defend herself from servants. She has no reason to let the bullets hit her in the first place.



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