>You wake up in your waifu's anime world and are enrolled in her School, Job, Organization etc. How would you get her to fall for you? (Implying you are actually worthy of course)
I would find her and probably act interested in mochi just to get close and from their pretty much win her over with my Music and even further by showing the fact that I do MMA. Pretty much bust out my best shit and from there she will get to know me more and fall for me. Her bitch ass neighbor wouldn't stand a chance against me.
The plan is simple.
>1. Go along right with her chuunibyou
>2. Play vidya with her and either beat her at something or die trying. But always remain respectful about it. Maybe even "worthy opponent" style.
why do you think that would win her over?
Put another crab inside her then help her get rid of it.
Because no one the fuck else wants to be with her. She is cold and antisocial to other students, and normalfags wont approach her. Her options are limited, and putting myself in the best possible one seems like a good idea.
how new are you?
Essentially your strategy is to get in and hope she doesn't have any standards and thus will out of convenience and desperation be with you. You really don't care how the oranges get up the stairs huh?
I'd have to break her devotion to Shirou, so I guess the first step would be to establish a friendship with her and then secretly help Shirou get with one of the other girls.
This plan can't possibly go wrong
I would use my stunningly good looks and level 10 charm to seduce her to sucking my cock. Once she is on the cock, shes mine. If that didn't work I'm rich.
Wow, I would have never thought of that. Pretty fucking clever anon! Way to take on the problem at its roots.
Not him but her show is a year old now.
>oranges get up the stairs
What does that mean?
No, but my odds are quite higher because of it. The end goal is her developing romantic feelings for me. How I attain that is mostly irrelevant. If I am interacting with her on a very frequent and close basis, even as friends, the odds are higher. Also, I am decent physically speaking. Better chances than the average anon.
She's a poorfag.
Just get her drunk and knock her up.
In other words you don't care how it gets done so long as it gets done.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this plan.
>How I attain that is mostly irrelevant
My muh ffk'n niga
I tried to look up the origin and all I got was American Dad stuff, did it come from that show?
What are you doing not watching anime, anon?
Kuronekofag here. Basically correct statement.
its a common saying down here in texas.
American dad is good, shut your whore mouth
Bullshit. Its unsustainable. But for just fucking her once, you are right.
Glad to see another pragmatist here!
Sorry, I was being sarcastic. Of course that wouldn't lead to a happy relationship and family.
But they're not moe.
A poorfag's not going to to telebort or lave you.
She'll basically be obliged to marry you and you get a cute little daughteru.
It's perfect, all you have to say if, "i'm going to take responsibility."
Abortions aren't that expensive, she'd do it if she didn't want to be stuck with you the rest of her life. Also, she could just take the plan B pill the morning after to avoid getting an abortion in the first place.
Would it work? Yes. But its not a healthy basis to go from one-night stand to marriage. Fuck, get to know her a bit before hand.
She'll have her whole life to learn to love that anon.
>tfw I'd die on the first mission
>tfw I'm not worthy
Can't you be a guy who works behind the scenes? Fetches her coffee?
>Part of the syndicate
Or maybe not, it's not quite clear which side they're on.
So I'm either a handler or a contractor.
Either way, I'd essentially be Hei before he went hobohei
Yea anon think outside the box!
Shit, I won't be able to handle being an idol.
Could I maybe work as broducers protogé?
yea man any part of that organization. So pick and tell us what you would do from that point to get your waifu.
My waifu doesn't go to school, nor does she have a job.
then u live near her. Just pick any situation that would guarantee contact with her.
anon is now her siamese twin
>I do MMA
>bust out my best shit
>talking shit about her best friend
Holy fuck, Pyle, you sound like a real fucking winner.
It's easy, the only other boy in school is a dense faggot and a shitty pilot
She doesn't even take the guy seriously. Its not like i'd talk shit in front of her.
At least he's honest.
Just be their apartment studio's house maid and Revy's human sex toy.
>a boy being enrolled into an Girls-Only high prestige school
I abandon my 3d airsoft team and join the c3-bu and teach Yura how to play airsoft the right way, instead of giving her bullshit pretentious talks.
I'd probably just be the dude who does his paperwork, and drive the idols to and from location when he's busy.
I'd offer to accompany her anywhere should the need arise, just generally spend as much time as I can with her.
I'd probably love that, the getting to spend time with her part, I mean. I'd likely talk to her at every given opportunity, to find out more about her, and likewise that she might learn a bit about me. From there, I'd realize just how much I love it, and start to think that if I were to ask her out, or make some sort of move on her, I'd jeopardize the whole thing, and probably weigh my options, slowly letting time tick away. Hoping she would catch on how I feel about her without being scared off.
Oh, okay, so you'll talk shit behind their backs. That's so much better.
is /a/ chuuni? playing pretend as an adult isnt healthy
Pretty much. I mean what does it matter, I am the only one who would know it. I don't care how I get her to fall in love with me so long as It happens
I murder Kyousuke while he's on his way home from school. It shouldn't be too hard after that.
First of all, i should treat her just like a woman, without freakin admiration.
You mean you don't play games of pretend?
>Tell her and provide proof you are from the 3d world.
>implying pretending is only for kids
>forcing arbitrary cultural standards to strangers on the internet
>Implying I'm an adult
>implying that there is objectively an age where one is an "adult"
pretty clever anon
I've never really thought of being in a relationship with her. I just think of her smiling face and charming points to get me through the day and motivate me to better myself.
I don't think people can be made to love other people.
no him but restating the question. How new is he. Tamako was the worst thing kyoanii has put out. Having such a bland annoying character as his waifu means one of two things. He is new or he has shit taste.
I'm not one to hate on peoples waifus, this is the first time I have done it. But really...
>implying love is a phenomenon not dependent on outside influences.
keep preaching that bible johnny
I respect your opinion and still think your waifu is lovely.
i'm also not saying that anyone has to give a shit about my opinion. Couldn't care less about that. I'd wager there are plenty of people out there who think my waifu is bad.
Better to be a romantic than an autistic person calculating autistic battle plans to deal with people.
>acknowledging my waifu as a person
I wasn't actually sure how you could of turned that around on him. I salute you.
It's better than KnK. I like Tamako, she's a sweet girl who loves her friends and already has her life's dream figured out. I'm looking forward to the movie where I think they'll go deeper into her character.
>implying her lesbian lover isn't the real obstacle over her beta neighbor
But it's true, just because you do all the things that should make someone fall for you doesn't mean it will work. It's not something that can be calculated.
worked on my past 2 gf (before I embraced 2D godess)
But mai waifu is already head-over-heels in love with someone that I could never compete with.
I would be her secretary in her Student Council and be completely flirty with her as she's the president of the Student Council. Of course, I would act as her servant and would eat off all her beef steak for her as she hates it with a passion. Oh and maybe lend her my notes as she probably hates studying in class.
I'd be fucked. If this happens before the Grail War I could possibly do it if I help her and Shirou during the actual war, by using the knowledge I know. But there is a good chance I'd be killed. Plus I'm not even a Magus, so I might even be killed before anything happens (best bet would be to go to Shirou, I suppose).
If it happens after the Grail War I'm even more fucked. Considering multiple guys try and romance her I don't see how I'd be any different. Again, only real bet is to unveil something no normal person would know so she'd at least be interested in me.
>dream world with a course of your choosing
>still a god damn beta
Holy fuck anon, that's a depressingly sense of self awareness.
>RP and imagination are for children.
Fuck it, I'm a child.
I would do my best to practice magic and become a Youkai with her.
Surely if we both work together towards the same goal, she'll eventually start to fall for me as we spend more and more time studying and staying up late reading and snacking together. Right?
You would more likely be killed by some espers/time travelers/aliens.
Tamako was very bland in comparison to KnK, in my opinion. People just stopped watching KnK because of they were still upset about Free.
But that plan would break her heart. Seems pretty selfish and if she were to find out she'd end up loathing you.
I would be very dead by the time she enlisted. Maybe I could come back as a Zombie-kun.
What do you care? As long as she is in love with you. I'd kill for my waifu if it was required. Nihilist thinking nigger! Just pretend that you didn't know she liked him and were only helping him cause you thought thats what he wanted.
KnK had potential but the characterization sucked. I didn't give a damn about anyone of them, they were completely one dimensional.
It was only worth watching for the art and animation. The fight/magic scenes were really good.
>Human sex toy
>Claim to have an interest in magical crazy shit also
>Form SOS Brigade
> Tell her that each member represents the type of entity she wished for
And that's when I drop the bomb:
>"Then what does that make me Haruhi!? Mikuru is a time traveler, Yuki an alien, and Koizumi an esper! But me! Where do I come into all of this!?"
And then I finish it:
>"I'll tell you where I come. Right in between that sweet ass of yours."
> We fugg
kidnap is the only option
More likely she leaves the club with the rest of them and they join their own one away from the weird kid.
I get in the robot
Be a total faggot and try to go out with worst girl instead.
Work hard, learn magic, throw salt at things, and win her heart by creating sentient life together.
This too >>100215078
I'm pretty sure I would kick the shit out of being an idol. Dancing is my calling.
First, if I ever saw her counting change to pay for fast food, I'd pay for her meal and have some lunch with her. We'd strike up a friendship, and after learning about her financial situation, I'd tell her I'd help her out. Id give her money, let her live with me for free, and indulge her in a lifestyle she's not quite used to. I'm not rich, but I'd shell out some decent cash to give Yayoi a taste of something more. I'd even help her family's financial situation out the best I can.
>Girl likes crazy shit
>Anon says Crazy shit
I think its pretty full proof
She isn't my waifu, but you're a great man.
When does the fucking begin?
>Not setting up your own firm to work parallel to Black Lagoon by providing resources to whatever Roanapur Freakshow Circus entities need support by getting bribes, blackmail, and extortion in the right place to help at the right time.
>Not calling your firm "Lawyers Guns & Money"
You'll never win the Revy unless you're your own man. Be like Balalaika. Be like Chang. Be your own goddamn Tarantino movie.
>thinking I have that willpower
Gee anon, how are you going to get it in her though?
Christ, I haven't actually approached a girl with the intention of romance for coming close to three years now. I've forgotten how to do it, actually.
I figure I could join the Light Music Club, maybe as a manager/producer? Or would that seem too silly? They seem pretty nice in their little group of friends, too, so I wouldn't want to try an intrude upon that.
I suppose I could try going to her concerts, and then try talking to her afterwards, complimenting her on her drumming. I could bring up Keith Moon and The Who, and maybe try to start talking about that, and then branch out.
Alternatively, if we're at the part where she's in college, that's significantly easier.
Anon you do know she probably wouldn't allow such actions right? In fact you might even seem pushy. I like your basis but your approach needs some work.
>I've forgotten how to do it, actually
Story of my fucking life. Used to be a beast at it but got to comfortable being single
Except you have something they don't.
"I'm in a dark action anime."
Those acrobatic gun battles and crazy stunts? They don't think twice about that. They don't know they're breaking the rules.
But you do. It's not quite the same power as knowing you're bugs bunny, but it's still potent.
Get a flak jacket and you'll be Lotton the Wizard. and that's assuming you don't have enough charisma to be genuinely badass.
No, it's just that I haven't felt the need to do it anymore since I've found a girl I truly love now. Who needs to desperately attempt to fill the hole in your heart with shallow 3DPD sluts when you've found true 2D love/
I probably have Lotton level charisma in some ways. I'll probably find a flak jacket somehow and basically almost become a fake badass type and still absolutely fail at getting the girl of my dreams because she doesn't believe in love
I can sing to a degree, but I don't think that having a Johnny Cash-esque singing voice is quite a suiting thing for an idol.
I did not consider that view point anon, thank you.
I feel like I've reached a bad point when I can't tell if that's sarcasm or genuine sincerity.
welp, I know that feeling all too well
I love her so much anon, great taste
if you fap to a 3d woman in a 2d plane such as a paper, aren't you just fapping to 2d?
Don't blame you, /a/ does that to us all
Well, at least I'd be able to catch her interest. Don't really have much hope for anything beyond that though. One the plus side I'd be an Ace pilot just by nature.
...I-Its just different, okay?
I would play with her lots
Aren't you risking friendzone action?
thanks buddy, I never see anyone ever talk about her, even in Muv-Luv threads be it on /a/ or /m/
She's the most interesting character in the entire series by far, but best girl for romance is Chizuru.
Picture spoilered because not my waifu.
She's the best Muv-Luv, /a/ just can't handle older women.
>enrolled in ITEM
Please god no I would die on day one.
Follow the example of the MC from Lyrical!, who disguised himself as a girl and joined the Light Music Club so that he could get close to the girl he loved.
>Forgot to spoiler picture
yeah, but then you get to live with Sawyer and/or Chinglish.
that's a pretty good consolation prize, buddy.
Besides, do you really want to break up RocknRevy? When, as your own crazy function, you could have, I dunno, a beta-as-fuck silicon valley nerd who visited Thailand to fuck a trap and got sold into slavery as your very own Benny, or a borderline sociopathic cheerleader type who ended up in Roanapur because smuggling a pound of coke sounded like a fun spring break, some cops got shot, and now she can't return to the US.
Believe in yourself, and you'll have a relationship with your waifu that's far better than anything romantic: A psychotic murderer bro-panionship.
I can't, anon, because I lift too much. I'm just too big at this point to pass even if I tried. And I'm not willing to give up my gains for it, either. There are other methods, which don't involve me giving up my gains.
The answer is simple. This is the world of Manga/Anime, everyone knows raping them until they can't live without your cock is the only true answer.
MY MUHFK'N NIGGA
>become a Youkai with her.
I'm probably wrong but didn't she want to become immortal without resorting to youkai hi-jinks?
You could just say you are super atheletic. You would be that one girl the others want to be like. They will all self consciously love you just like in I my me strawberry eggs
I agree with you on breaking them up, I'm way too fucking beta for her and if she's happy, I'm happy
Also they are good consolation prizes, especially a Sawyer.
I get to be bros with the best girl in the world and be fucking a goth mutie on the side
LIFE IS NOW SWEET
I'll actually meditated a lot about this, but it's really hard not to fuck it up.
First she's attached to shirou as her only hope, so just breaking them up will just end up getting her dark or mind broken
Second zouken it's unpredictable, unkillable and has a lot of control over her, dealing with him would be hard
Third, there's shinji who not only is currently in control of rider but keeps abusing sakura and it's a sore loser
And finally the only person besides shirou who could help her is her bitch magus-like sister
All in all win her over would mean carefully dealing with all threats while getting her to know me and trust me. Getting shirou out of the way then would be easier
>tfw still no waifu
Is it okay to pick a waifu who is in love with someone else?
I wouldn't dump money on her at first. Just little gifts (like food, which she loves) at first. It would be after we start living together that I'd really start with larger instances of financial support.
I'm pretty much a jackass IRL, but that's more due to college than anything.
Whenever she's ready. If we have an intimate moment and start kissing, we'll see where that leads.
Yea it is but you need to tell us how you are going to get her to fall in love with you.
So why haven't the nips created something that focuses on an otaku who gets thrown into his favourite series, and he tries to get his waifu to fall in love with him?
Surely it'd sell, as all the loser otaku could self-insert.
Abuse and neglect her.
You don't 'pick' a waifu, faggot.
Can you imagine that now? A 5'10" tfw manlet 12% BF 195lb guy walking into the light music club in drag, with his hair done up pretty, bulging arms and chests and legs, then speaking in a faux high pitched voice, going "Oh my god, I loooove music! Can I join your club?"
I'd dress up as a little girl, then leave a trail of otome games leading to my penis.
>all the loser otaku could self-insert.
that we could anon...that we could
>picking a waifu
ehh taste,but that's not how it works
Disregard waifu and bro it up with HYOUIN KYOUMA BWUAHAHAHAHAHA
>5'10" 12% BF 195lb
We are the same BF% except im 6,1 and weigh 192 lb
Funnily enough even if I failed at getting her to fall for me, I'd be okay with broing it up with Shirou and helping him become a superhero. I wouldn't be completely satisfied but it would still be pretty cool.
I'll never have a waifu...
What if your waifu is Kaiji?
I have short, stocky, Finnish genes, so I couldn't ever be ottermode even if I wanted to. If II keep getting bigger than I am now I'll inevitably just end up in bearmode.
>Easy way (aka breaking canon)
Prevent Kodaka from being outside the Rika room when the accident happens and myself being there.
>Hard way (Not breaking canon, but more altering over time)
Wait for the club poster to appear and show up to the club room, let things flow as in canon as possible while being friendly and interested in her while "faking" jealousy over Kodaka after a while and growing closer by the events after volume 8.
And by faking I mean being seriously jealous but overblowing it for comedic purposes
Hope I come in before her and Soul solve their differences, find a weapon, try to become a prominent Death Scythe to grab her attention, also get in touch with her dad to give me protips that won't work but will be hilarious. Bro it up with Soul to keep him from seeing me as a threat. When shit hits the fan and she starts going mad, try and be her emotional anchor to keep her grounded in reality, hope she returns my feelings by then.
Then fail miserably at all the prior and die.
You'll know her when you see her
>zouken it's unpredictable
Zouken was willing to wait for the 6th war, so I could make a deal with him for Sakura, she'd never know about this.
I'd give him a Matou heir who won't be Shinji's retarded kid and he'd stop Shinji from abusing her.
Shinji then would probably get killed in the 5th war anyway, so I'm good either way.
I would have no chance. I would have to be Madoka for her to love me. So going to her will do me no good. Unless I become Madoka. Then I don't have to do anything and autowin.
Well i'm studying law so id probably become their lawyer. so here's my various masterplans:
1/ find the best ramen place in town, bring some to work for lunch. she notices and ask about it. offers to take her there. tries to make it a regular thing.
2/ hang out with her close friends: the twins and hibiki. for the twins, play games and put up with their shenanigans. hibiki is someone who is very easy to tease, so do that. of course all for good fun and be nice to her pets, forming a vitriolic friendship with her.
3/ buy her that frog costume she likes back in that cooking episode for her birthday
4/ play upsies
Hey don't tease my waifu or I'll have to tease you back.
Not one post has been,
>Ask her out
Jeez /a/, way to let me down.
>Implying our waifus are 3DPD sluts.
Tsukiyo no Fromage has its MC getting pulled into an eroge:
>Ask her out
Hey that could work , if she was boring.
>How would you get her to fall for you?
secret gifts, cards, building up to a spagetti-filled love confession, after which he laughs, throws his arms around my shoulder and says we should get some ice cream
where do you think you are?
This is masterfully crafted, how long did you spend on this?
Rape her until she falls in love with my cock?
>some of the waifus in this thread
Man, you faggots have got some seriously great taste
Do you really mean that, anon?
You too, though I have no idea who that is, they are cute lookin
I dont want to sound like a shitposter, but that's quite delusional
I didn't think she'd find me either, but it happened. Watch more anime.
Well this straight up isn't going to work
No job school or organization so I'll just say when the game starts-ish, even then, if Takeshi's around I'd have a hell of a time competing with that, be persistent seems to be the winning formula here, people trapped together in a high stress situation breeds companionship all on it's own after all so don't let her go all crazy on me and it might work out so long as I'm not competing against the guy with MC powers, but hey at least if I don't die in the accident I'll end up with Cure, not such a bad consolation prize
a long time, my friend, a long time
well be friends and nothing more, anon. i promise
I think I might join in with teasing Hibiki a little and then afterwards hug her tightly and pet her head.
Unless yours lives in a world that rhymes with bridalm@ster then probably
[X] Princess Carry
[X]Receive punches of feigned protest
nope. Inazuma eleven...and a spinoff webcomic
Lick her toes.
It's the only way
By becoming her Producer.
This will be hard... but not harder than me.
I'll just have to get Rin and Shirou closer while romancing her on the side. Act like the only one who understand her, teaching her not to have regrets and so on. Another approach is to let UBW happen first and then become friends with her with things have settled down and Shirou is busy nailing Rin
>I'll just have to get Rin and Shirou closer while romancing her on the side. Act like the only one who understand her, teaching her not to have regrets and so on. Another approach is to let UBW happen first and then become friends with her with things have settled down and Shirou is busy nailing Rin
Hey, don't steal my plan, asshole.
Actually it'll be fine unless someone shows up and wants Rin, then we're all proper fucked
Not a problem. We just have to go all Kiritsugu style on whoever gets close to Rin
>I'd be ripped apart on the spot
Yeah, sadly that's not going to happen, me being in her school.
Are you saying your waifu wouldn't protect you?
Is she cold hearted?
I'm saying that, all things considered, I probably wouldn't have a chance of even meeting her.
But operating in Yokai Academy would be interesting.